Just wait till you die

Konoha at night has become a happy garden for chasing. In the beginning, Nanami-sensei was diligently chasing Kakashi for work. Later, after Mito caught up with us, the chase turned into two boring and tolerant abominations. game.

While helping us to cooperate, Mr. Qihai reminded Kakashi of the trap at his feet "inadvertently". The three of us were played around by them, and the stupid boy Asai fought all in advance in order to avenge his senior. The last bit of strength.

"I, I can't do it anymore..." Asai followed us limply, without even the time to catch his breath, his pale face made one wonder that he would faint from exhaustion in the next second.

Mito also stopped and said to us: "Give up, we won't be able to catch up."

"Arnold, I'm here." Kakashi squatted on the stone pier next to him, deliberately spread out the heaven of intimacy, and read a book in front of our faces provocatively.

Hmph, it's pulled very hard!Have the ability to read out word by word in front of us!

Teacher Qihai followed slowly, with a faint smile on his face.

Seeing that we were no longer resisting, Kakashi closed the book and threw it to Mr. Qihai in boredom: "Well, I don't want to disturb your mission. Goodbye!"

It is clear that I have finished watching it before returning it!

"Damn it! I must defeat him!" Asai slumped on the ground, thumping the stone slab.

"Hatake Kakashi, but he became a Jonin at the age of 12. In this alone, you can't compare with him." Mito hit him directly.

"So what if you're six years old? You're not a filthy uncle who's imagining something from a little h book!" Asai was not convinced, but thought of something, and said awkwardly: "Xi Yin, you must avoid this kind of man from now on. .”

"..." I couldn't help but glance at him, "It has nothing to do with you."

"Why doesn't it matter?" Asai regained his vitality and re-formed a front with Mito, "Back then you were rated as the most beautiful woman in our class, if you didn't care about your classmates, I don't know how popular you are now Is that right, Futa?"

Mito followed suit and nodded.

"So, we will definitely protect you so that you will not be bullied by bad men!" Asai clenched his fists and vowed.

"Are you mistaken?" I said. "I don't need your protection."

Also, two single dogs come to care about me alone, you guys are boring enough.

"If you have the time to talk about love, why don't you work hard to improve your abilities and do more meaningful things?"

Let me fall in love with a snotty kid, then I'd rather be kicked in the head by Itachi on Genocide Night.

"What does Xiyin think is meaningful?" Teacher Qihai asked suddenly after listening for a long time.

Who knows?Sasuke wanted revenge, he wanted to restore the Uchiha family, and as a descendant of Uchiha, I should have done the same, but I'm not interested in that kind of dry stuff.Compared to this, I want to know the truth about the extermination of the clan, but I only have the idea of ​​gossip, not the motivation to gossip.

"Take care of Sasuke." I randomly thought of a name.

But Sasuke grew up healthy and healthy without me in the original book, so what is the meaning of my existence?Be an optional nanny?

"Apart from this?"

He probably wants to know if I have the same strong desire for revenge as Sasuke, but after getting along with him for this period of time, he should understand that I am not that kind of radical person.So I thought about it, and expressed some real thoughts: "I want to go out for a walk alone."

Leaving Konoha, anywhere, as long as there are no acquaintances anyway.

Huajian Yunli responded with a mocking attitude towards our negligence, put his arms around his proud chest and looked up at us for a moment, then took his books and drawings with a smile on his face, and closed the door.

Nothing happened in the next two days. On the day of the signing, the central square of Konoha was filled with various people, most of them were single males of Konoha.Some of them came for making love to heaven, such as the shameless Jōnin who used a cockroach and a psychic dog to grab a position; Most people are naturally attractive.

In the square, there are two other people who are extremely eye-catching.One of them was wearing a white T-shirt and the other was in a gorgeous red dress, and they were crazily selling while holding up the Heaven of Intimacy.Of course, the woman in the red dress sells faster. While selling books, she slapped away the salty pig's hand stretched out to him, and said in a violent male voice: "Get out!"

——The above are my teacher and my teammate Asai.Hanajian Yunli is a woman who must retaliate. As the price for our mistakes to leak the plot, she arranged for Teacher Qihai and Asaisuke to help her disperse some people.

Mito and I waved a small flag feebly for the whole day, with vulgar neon lights of bulingbuling on our heads. I think we are probably evolving towards the primary version of Kakashi, and our eyes are already quite dull... …

So how did Mr. Qihai manage to keep such a cocky expression for so long? !What are you doing on the shoulders of Asai who has transformed into a woman from time to time? !Daytime prostitution? !Are you kidding him? !Absolutely? ! ! !Didn't you see that Asai was going crazy? ! !

And Kakashi, your book has appeared in front of us more than once, have you bought five or six copies? !Are you buying for a friend? !Or keep it for the toilet? ! !

Naruto over there, even if you transform into an adult, you can't change your terrible transformation, okay? ! !Your teacher Iruka also came to buy books just now, aren't you afraid of being discovered by him?

……

I also saw the last person I wanted to see - Sasuke.

He was carrying a bento and was struggling to watch in the crowd.He finally found my place, ran over proudly and embarrassedly turned his face away, raised the bento with one hand and handed it to me: "You eat."

After I took it, he helped me take the flag away, and told me to bow my head, and took off the shameful neon light and put it on my head.

"I'll replace you." He said sweetly, and sealed his image as me.Seeing that I was in a daze, he gave me a hand and asked me to fill my stomach.

Naruto jumped out somehow, seeing that Sasuke had turned into me, he said to Mito one by one: "Brother Futa, let me help you!" He only saw it once and wrote it down carefully. named Mito.

Mito froze in place, not knowing what to do.Not long ago, he was still speaking ill of this child, and his self-esteem would not allow him to accept this child's kindness.But Naruto is very good at poking his weak spot, so Naruto grabbed the flag in his hand, jumped onto the table next to him and shouted loudly: "Heavenly intimacy! Big-breasted beauties sell it in person, what are you waiting for?! Come and buy books!" "

Mito stared at his movements, wanted to laugh but couldn't.

"What are you doing!" Soon the number of men in front of Asai doubled, and he shouted at Naruto in despair.

Mito and I sat backstage to rest.The kitchen killer Sasuke is worthy of being taught by me personally, and the cooking level has already been able to become a teacher.

"That child..." Mito hesitated for a while, but decided to ask me.

"What should I say after a while?"

"?" Can he speak clearly?

Mito scratched his hair vigorously, as if he had encountered a difficult problem, "Should I thank him directly, or ignore him and pretend I don't know anything?"

You should go to the hospital first and have a look at the head. ——If it was Asai, he would definitely complain like this.

But now it's me, so I said: "It's up to you."

He probably also knew that I was not a suitable object of love, and soon fell into the vortex of self-attack.

We'll be right back where we were.Sasuke actually changed back to his own appearance. The chattering Naruto told us the truth. It turned out that someone saw "me" and wanted to strike up a conversation, so Sasuke couldn't bear it and changed back.

"Thank you." I patted his head.

Mito imitated me and did the same thing to Naruto. Unsurprisingly, the yellow-haired child was so moved that he raised his face full of tears and said, "Brother Kazea is so kind!" Mito Withdrew his hand in embarrassment.

And Sasuke snorted, imitating the tone of an adult and told me: "You will change into something else soon, they are not good people."

After all, he is still a child with a strong sense of territory. I can still obey him for such a small request. Under his guidance, I will become like Mr. Qihai.

Nanami-sensei, who originally escaped social death by changing into someone else's appearance, looked at us, and tried even harder to tease Asai.Asai had nothing to do with him, and was so angry that he screamed, almost throwing the book in his face.After buying the book, Kakashi even came over and took a commemorative photo with his camera.

... Afterwards, each of us received a copy. It is said that Asai's copy was destroyed after getting it!