Just wait till you die

Teacher Qihai is a man of his word. After I joined the team, the first class only did some low-level tasks such as mowing grass and milking cows.

On the pasture, Asai and Mito demonstrated the operation of milking cows for me one after another.

"Look! Xi Yin, you need to wash the penis with soap first, which can stimulate the cows to produce milk!" Mito raised the basin, and Qianjing washed the penis with warm water, and gently stirred it with his fingers to dry the water stains .

He raised his face with an exaggerated smile, and didn't think he was as ridiculous as the heroine on the cover of the rubbish novel that made love to heaven.With the help of Mito Kazeta, he put the bucket between the cow's legs and pushed his hands up and down, so that the fresh white milk flowed into the bucket.

Mito gave me a slight push, "Shall Xiyin try it too?"

I turned my head away, not wanting to touch the sticky stuff.But they were so annoying that after being prodded a few times I had to get up and do what they did and put the bucket under the body of another cow.

Asai corrected beside him, "No, we need to stimulate milk production first."

I dropped the bucket, and after a "clang" sound, he obediently stopped talking.

But he is right, without irritation, the smooth cock of my cow is always dry, and not a drop of fluid can be squeezed out.

This stinking cow, who cares to touch you... I looked at Mito and Asai who were laughing, snorted, walked up to the cow, and looked directly into its eyes.

"Xiyin, what are you doing?" Mito asked.

"..."

He was speechless.

I formed mudra with one hand and cast a low-level illusion on the cow.

Asai laughed out loud: "Idiot Xiyin, illusion is useless to cows...huh?"

He and Mito acted together in shock, watching the milk ooze drop by drop from the cow's penis.

After a while, their expressions gradually became demented.

"Xiyin," Mito pointed to the cow, "don't you think this is very slow?"

I took a look: Oh, indeed, without external force, the speed of milk secretion is far slower than artificially. Just now, I got a small half bucket of milk with a few strokes of the shallow well, and I only received a small cup of it here. That's all - I mean the teacups the size of your thumb.

In the end, I had to let □ to milk the cows. When Mr. Qihai came to check the progress of the task, dozens of cows had all been driven back to the pen. A dozen barrels of raw milk were put aside, and I, Mito and Asai were lying on the haystack. Close your eyes and rest.

Asai snored loudly, and Mito, who was lying next to him, had to pinch his nose. This method was not very effective, and Asai still made a noise like a siren from time to time.

Rolling his eyes, Mito gave up the idea of ​​sleeping, and asked me across the Asai: "Xion always looks preoccupied. It's like that in school, and it's also like becoming a ninja. Why?"

"Do you have something on your mind to break the law?" I replied with my eyes closed.

"No, no." He hurriedly explained, "It's just that we, I mean me, Jie, and Teacher Qihai always discuss how to make you happy together in private, but Xiyin never seems to laugh much."

"Is it difficult?" I looked at the sky, and the clouds in the setting sun were like magnificent flames, dimming one by one. In the final analysis, they were not what they were originally.It's the same with people, no matter what expression they make, but what they think in their hearts, only he knows.

"It's hard." Mito said with emotion, "But Xiyin can obviously laugh. I saw it. When you are with your brother, you can laugh."

Have it?I do not remember.So what if you remember?Everyone laughs when they see children being stupid, right?I myself remember that I laughed a few days ago, because Sasuke, a little idiot, followed me to learn to cook and burned the dishes, and finally followed my movements with the Sharingan open.

What we ate that night was a failure made by Sasuke. Although it was hard to swallow, he and I had a good time eating.

I have to say, the way Sasuke is learning how to cook while stepping on a stool is so funny, I want to take a picture and share it with Itachi.It's a pity that there is no mobile phone here, and it is impossible for that person to appear by our side again.

"I just don't understand why people can change so much."

That guy Itachi clearly has deep feelings for Uchiha, but he did not hesitate to strike, no matter men or women, no matter how old or young, even parents...except Sasuke.

I don't know what he was thinking, it's been too long, why Itachi let go of his younger brother, why the two brothers reconciled in the end, I don't remember anything, the only thing I still remember is that sentence that has been ridiculed countless times "Uchiha Brotherhood".

Brotherhood?What the hell is that?Even if you kill your parents, you won't let go of your brothers?

what about me?what am iItachi also let me go, just because I usually get close to Sasuke?

"Don't think about it if you don't understand it." Teacher Qihai walked over and said.Behind him was the owner of the farm, an old lady. She saw that we helped drive the cows into the pen after we finished the work, so she readily paid us and gave each of us a barrel of processed milk as a surplus.

Just to save money on milk... I went back to the apartment with the bucket in my hands.At this time, Sasuke should have left school early and was doing homework in his own room. I called his name and asked him to come down and help me cook.

No one responded, and the apartment was so quiet that even the sound of dust falling could be heard.

I found him in the back mountain, which was originally the training ground of the Uchiha clan, and there is a large lake next to it, which is the most suitable for training Huodun.But Sasuke didn't practice fire escape today, he stood in front of a pile of trees with a few targets in front of him, it seemed that he wanted to practice shuriken.

He held a few kunai in his hand, stared at the target, as if calculating the position between them, and when he was ready, he moved.He jumped up, his body bent into a beautiful arc in the air, the jade in his eyes flickered, and the three kunai were thrown out with "pa pa pa pa pa" and hit three red hearts. Then he turned hard and touched it with the other hand. Ninja bag, and after a few more sounds of weapons colliding, he finally fell to the ground.

"Clap clap clap!"

I applaud him.

But Sasuke's complexion was not very good, because he saw a kunai in my hand, which was one of the kunai he threw away just now, and it just flew into my face.

"It's hard work, but it still needs to be a combination of work and rest, so let's go back to eat." I went straight to the point.

He said unhappily, "I'm not hungry."

He looked at me and said, "Xiyin, practice with me."

"Oh." I lazily agreed, "What do you want to learn?"

His eyes were fixed on the target just now, and his purpose was very clear.

I asked him to open the Sharingan, and randomly took out a few kunai, without even moving his footsteps, the thrown kunai collided with each other in the air, and easily hit all the targets, including those hidden behind the stones target.

The gap was too big, Sasuke stared blankly at those kunai, after a while he imitated me to shoot the target, the effect was still horrible.

He was devastated and asked me in a daze: "Why? I obviously did what you said."

"Because you haven't eaten and your arms have no strength."

"Don't be perfunctory!" He exposed my lie and said loudly, "It has nothing to do with this!"

"Then what do you want me to say? Said Itachi didn't bother to do such low-level exercises when you were your age?" I walked over and took back the fallen Kunai one by one, and handed him his ninja gear.This awkward guy refused to accept it, so I had to squat down and open the ninja bag on his lap to help him put it in the correct position.

After putting it away, I patted his ninja bag to remind him to regain his senses, and looked up at his eyes in a half-squat position: "Actually, you are doing pretty well, but your body lacks training and it is difficult to keep up with my rhythm. "

Even if he looks like me, his movements are still full of loopholes. Doesn't Itachi usually teach his younger brother?Obviously, Itachi will abuse me in various ways when he teaches me!

"..." He seemed to be crying, and a cold tear fell on the back of my hand.

"Don't mention his name to me!" he said through gritted teeth.Itachi is really sinful, even though he left and mentioned his name, he made his younger brother so sad.

I sighed secretly, stood up and patted Sasuke on the shoulder, "I'm hungry, let's go back to eat."

This sentence was more useful than the previous one, and Sasuke was finally willing to go back.