Is the leader chaos back today?

1.

Fei Jia lay pitifully on the wooden table, and there were two stacks of documents in front of him. In fact, Kunikida Doppo only gave about eleven or twelve for the sake of the newcomer.

but!The reason why the leader asked Fei Jia to come here is to make him get rid of the salty fish disease, and try to make him turn around. Of course, it is another matter for the leader to see that it is impossible from Fei Jia.

The leader could tell that Fei Jia was screaming at the sky without looking, leaning on the sofa and deliberately coughing a few times, Fei Jia suddenly sat up straight, put the documents on the table in front of him and turned on the computer.

"I am back!"

Edogawa pushed the door open in a random step, with his hands on his hips, and the leader glanced at him. There was dust on the corners of his clothes, his hair was a little messy, there were bread crumbs on the corners of his mouth, and there was sweat on his forehead that he hadn't wiped off.

The leader picked up the coffee on the table and took a sip, while drawing a conclusion in his heart

Definitely got attracted by the cake shop halfway and got lost

absolute

2.

"The same body of this detective!"

Edogawa rushed up in a stride, and before he pounced on the soft sofa, he deduced that his own body was...drinking.black.coffee.

black coffee! !

Edogawa Ranpo raised the alarm in his heart, pouted dissatisfiedly, grabbed the porcelain cup in the opponent's hand with both hands and retreated, pointing with obvious dissatisfaction

"How could this detective accept something as bitter as black coffee!"

The leader just smiled helplessly, allowing the other party to snatch the porcelain cup in his hand, squinting his eyes, propping his chin with one hand, and said in a lazy tone

"The black coffee is delicious, would you like to try it, Mr. Detective?"

"I don't want it! It's hard to tell at a glance..."

Ranpo Edogawa stuck out his tongue in distaste, but he still leaned closer to the cup and sniffed lightly

"Well—bitterness is only when you first drink it, but it's actually delicious, of course..."

Edogawa Ranpo didn't wait for the other party to finish speaking, and swallowed the remaining black coffee like he did on the battlefield

"Oh! It's so bitter!!!"

Ranpo Edogawa was so excited that tears welled up from the corners of his eyes, he leaned down and coughed, the leader looked at Ranpo Edogawa whose throat was already coughing and hoarse, and suddenly couldn't hold back his laughter, considering that other people were still working , could only cover his mouth with one hand, and muffled a slightly trembling figure

"What are you laughing at! Liar, big liar!"

"a la la"

The leader Luan looked at Edogawa Ranpo whose cheeks were slightly swollen because of anger, and laughed out loud. The moderate voice attracted most people's attention.

Chief Chaos: Do you want to tell him to add milk and sugar?

Edogawa Ranpo: ...

3.

"Everyone"

Fukuzawa Yukichi came out of the office at some point, glanced at Edogawa Ranpo×2 who was playing on the sofa, and Fei Jia and Dazai Osamu who were passive and sabotage, feeling a burst of ellipsis in his heart

"The Armed Detective Agency is about to start a meeting, enter the meeting room in 5 minutes"

"Hi--"

"Understood, President"

"Huh?? Me, I want to go too?"

"Go"

"Well—it's about work, it's fine if Fantuan-kun is gone"

"Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah!!"

4.

"The Armed Detective Agency will usher in its peak next"

Fukuzawa Yukichi stood at the other end of the table, looking coldly at the audience

"Also, everyone present, please prepare to work overnight"

"Is that so?"

The leader sat on the chair and rubbed his chin, squinting his eyes thoughtfully. Edogawa Ranpo who was sitting opposite him tore off the package of snacks, and Edogawa Ranpo who saw through his thoughts did not no squeak

“Actually, there is no need to stay up late”

The leader who only wanted to squeeze the employees said so with a dangerous smile

Fei Jia, who faced this kind of smile all the year round, trembled: ...Although I don't know which poor colleague it is, I still wish you a safe escape, Amen

"Excuse me... is Mr. Edogawa able to do anything?"

Atsushi Nakajima spoke weakly. To be honest, he didn’t want to stay up late and work overtime at all... he usually has to do twice as much work (Osamu Dazai’s) and his heart is exhausted.

"uh-huh"

5.

The leader stood chaotically on the bridge by the sea without saying a word, his emerald green eyes were fixed on the turbulent sea, and he spoke slowly under the gaze of everyone in the Armed Detective Agency.

"Well—it would be great if the candidates for Chuya's cadres can come."

Osamu Dazai, who hadn't been able to see who the leader wanted to come before, suddenly felt cold behind his back: ...

The sky is suddenly covered with dark clouds, and the moon is slowly rising... It's weird!

In fact, there was a red ball in front of me that fell into the sea with a bang, and suddenly a hat that was not aesthetically pleasing to contemporary people and... a head of slightly long brown hair appeared on the sea.

Zhong Ye:? ? ? ?

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It's over, the more I write, the more nonsensical it becomes. If you don't feel well, please swipe away and don't tell me. It's probably because the leader has misunderstood a certain law of this world (?)

Anyone he summons (must be his subordinates) can come, but the starting point is in the sea ahh