Sara Senju hates round fans

"It was originally just a program to celebrate the New Year. Since you refused to play a male role, there is only one female role left. Hashirama, I finally won the opportunity for you to play a male role. I didn't expect you to refuse... ..."

Tobima never expected to hear such words from Madara's mouth.

what happened?Isn't it the marriage with Sharo that Madara wants to discuss with his elder brother?But a performance at the New Year's celebration?That’s right, I just heard from my elder brother two days ago that this is the first New Year’s day when everyone gathers in Konoha Ninja Village. Of course, we have to celebrate it well, and the leaders of each family will offer their blessings...

That is to say, he accidentally promised to wear women's clothing to perform at the celebration for his elder brother, and it was still in front of Uzumaki Mito...

Tokama's expression got worse and worse.

"Hashirama?" Madara said with a complicated expression, "Since you have made up your mind, then I won't stop you. The villagers...maybe all will be happy..."

Between the doors...

"This..." Tokima wanted to say something, but when he saw Madara's face, he couldn't say what he slapped himself in the face.

In front of Uchiha Madara alone, he will never deny what he said!

For the sake of face, brother, you should wear women's clothing at the New Year's celebration!

Forgive me, brother, this is the last time!

Meanwhile, on the other side of the village.

After passing the signal "Ban-bro is out" to Tomona, Uchiha Quanna has been squatting in front of the clan gate, waiting for the moment when his brother returns.He was leaning against the wall, occasionally grinding the snow with his feet, looking rather absent-minded.There are Uchiha clansmen coming and going, no one knows what their second leader is thinking now——

I wonder what kind of expression Brother Ban will have when he comes back?Is it frowned and confused, or is it irritated and mad?Brother Ban went to the Qianshou Clan to propose marriage with confidence, but returned in vain. He must have doubted himself...

Thinking that her elder brother might fall into the vortex of self-doubt, Quanna felt a little heartache.However, he became ruthless, and secretly said to himself that he could not be blamed for this, if he had to blame, he could only blame Brother Ban himself for saying "each according to his own ability".

It's okay for him to grab the marriage with his ability, right?

Just as Quan Nai's heart was fluctuating, he caught a glimpse of a familiar figure on the street from the corner of his eye—a tall, wheat-skinned man walking down the street with a sad face.I don't know what happened to him, the whole person was listless, even the two beards on his forehead were drooping very sadly, filled with a weak breath.

It was relying on these two whiskers that Quanna instantly realized that it was Hashirama!

It was Senju Hashirama who was tricked out by Tomama!

Seeing Hashirama alone with a sad expression on his face, Quanna realizes that now is his chance to secure a future for himself.He looked around and saw that there was no one around, so he made a seal with both hands, "Transformation!"

After a burst of smoke cleared, he turned into his brother Uchiha Madara.

Quan Nai believes that the transformation technique is superb, and the probability of failure is very low.Even without checking, he and Brother Ban should be exactly the same.

He stretched out his arms, looked at his clothes, confirmed that there was nothing wrong with him, and then strode towards Hashirama, shouting "Hashirama!"

And Hashirama at the other end didn't seem to hear his call at first, but was still immersed in his own world.

Hashirama touched the empty money bag with an extremely melancholy expression.

What's going on?His gambling luck today seems to be worse than usual!In the past, you could win one out of ten bets, but why do you lose out of ten out of ten bets today?Can people's luck be so unlucky?

"Hashirama, I have something to discuss with you."

At this moment, Hashirama finally heard the call.He looked up and found his best friend Uchiha Madara standing in front of him.

"Oh... what a coincidence!" Hashirama touched his head, "I met you here."

He often patrols the village with Madara, but he doesn't mind chatting with each other on the street.But the only thing that makes him feel strange is that today's Uchiha Madara's dress... seems a bit strange.

Madara was still wearing the high-necked Uchiha uniform, but her hair was coiled up, and a kunai was inserted in the bun.That Kunai glowed with a cold light, making people very worried whether they would poke Madara's head on the spot and cause a tragedy.

Why do you want to put kunai in your head?Is this some kind of mysterious ritual?

Hashirama couldn't figure it out, and his eyes turned around the bitterness on Madara's head.

Quanna didn't know why Hashirama looked at him with strange eyes, and didn't know that there was a flaw in her transformation technique.He remembered what he wanted to mention, and solemnly said to Hashirama, "I have some important things to discuss. It's not convenient to talk here. Let's go to the teahouse next to it."

There happened to be a tea house on the side street, and a young waitress stood at the door of the tea house.She was innocent and bright, and when she saw the two founders of Ninja Village coming, she greeted them very graciously, "Master Hashirama, please come in, please enjoy our signature dim sum!"

When the waitress saw Quanna who had transformed into Madara, she was surprised and said, "Eh? Madara-sama? Why are you back again? I saw you go out just now, and said that you were going to find Zhu—"

"You read it wrong, it's Quanna!"

Before the waitress could finish her sentence, she was anxiously interrupted by Quanna who turned into Madara.

The waitress froze for a moment, her eyes revealing suspicion.This expression made Quan Nai's body stiff, and her eyes were full of tension.

——It's over, Brother Ban must have been bumped into by this waitress when he left the clan to meet Zhujian.If the waitress told the truth, Hashirama would definitely be suspicious!Whether it's spending money or threatening, you have to find a way to gag the waitress.

So, Quan Nai lowered her voice and said to the waitress, "Come here, I have something to tell you."

The waitress looked at Hashirama and then at Quanna in puzzlement.Quan Nai's expression was ferocious, showing a murderous intent, the waitress was startled when she met his eyes, so she had to follow honestly, and talked with Quan Nai in the corner.

Hashirama rubbed his head, seeing that Madara had been talking to the waitress in the corner, so he could only go to the teahouse to find a seat by himself.Faintly, he also heard Madara and the waitress talking about "Quina", "woman", "remembered", "can't make it", strange and sneaky.These words made Hashirama's brows furrow imperceptibly.

Madara and the waitress looked familiar.Moreover, the two kept mentioning "Quanna", could it be... This woman has a good relationship with Quanna?

Hashirama sat down with doubts, and the boss ordered two cups of hot tea, and ordered toasted buns dipped in sauce.After a while, Madara finally finished talking with the waitress, walked over slowly, and sat down in front of Hashirama.

The hot tea came up, exuding a dense heat.Through the hot fog, Madara's face seemed a little far away, but the kunai in his hair was shining, eye-catching and hard to ignore.Hashirama forced himself to look away from Kunai on top of Madara's head, coughed, and asked, "What's the matter? What's the matter for bringing me here?"

Kanban's expression is so serious, could it be that there is something important about the village?For example, the Uchiha clan is dissatisfied with the relationship with the Senju clan, or the temper of Tomona offended Madara?

Hashirama felt a little uneasy in his heart.

After a long silence, "Madara" on the opposite side finally spoke, "Hashirama, you should also know that my younger brother Quanna has also reached the age suitable for marrying a wife, and I am now looking for a suitable wife for him."

It was said that Hashirama's long breath of relief turned out to be Quanna's business, so everything is easy to say!

He thought it was the gambling house in Quannin Village that was demolished, it was a false alarm!

Immediately, Hashirama showed a bright smile. This smile was like sunshine, vaguely warming the winter outside. .First, you have to be free to communicate with others and get to know each other, but this is really unrealistic! When you are free, the other party may not be available; when the other party is free, but you are busy, this is normal. Second, I still don’t know what women are thinking. It’s also because there are no women in my family. The only younger sister was raised as a boy, so I have no chance to understand women. The last time Mito wrote to me letter, saying 'I dreamed of the snow of Konoha', I haven't figured out how to reply until now..."

Seeing Hashirama talking endlessly, sometimes feeling emotional, sometimes sad, sometimes smirking, and sometimes having a headache, without giving Quanna a chance to intervene, Quanna was a little at a loss.

--what happened?Why did Hashirama couldn't stop once the topic of "marriage" was brought up, and began to complain about it?

"Feijian blames me for not understanding women's minds, but does he understand? According to me, Feijian is not as good as me, at least I am amiable and will not scare women away. And what about Feijian? I study terrible forbidden techniques all day long. ! With his cold face, it is strange that there will be women who are willing to marry him. He also said that he does not want to marry a wife. I think he must not be able to marry like me..." At this point, Zhu Jian seemed to say Thirsty, he stopped for a sip of tea, and finally had the time to interject for Quanna. .

Quan Nai quickly saw the needles and said quickly, "Hashirama, my younger brother already has a woman he likes, don't you wonder who it is?"

Hearing this, Zhu Jian was stunned.

Madara's younger brother, Uchiha Izumi, already has a woman he likes?

Ah, this is really how time flies, the sun and the moon are flying... I think that the child who was following behind Madara's ass and throwing kunai happily is now at the age of marrying a wife and having children...

Hashirama sighed, and asked curiously, "Is it a woman from the Uchiha clan?"

Senna said, "No."

Hashirama said "Oh", very surprised, "I thought you Uchiha clan seldom marry people from other races. Everyone said that you value blood. Since it's not from Uchiha, is it our Konoha? Or a woman from another place that I met during the mission?"

Quan Nai said, "It's a person from Konoha Shinobu Village."

Hashirama asked again, "What kind of personality is it? Is it suitable for Quanna?"

Quan Nai thought of Sha Luo's wooden head, and suddenly felt a little annoyed and embarrassed.

How should I describe Sharo's character?A simple "idiot" can't express clearly at all!

Hashirama looked at "Madara" in front of him, suddenly his hair exploded, without his usual calm image, he gritted his teeth viciously, and muttered, "That guy--he has a bit of an annoying personality, and it will make me... make Quanna can't help thinking I hate her, but generally speaking, she and Quan Nai get along pretty well."

Hashirama became even more curious and asked, "Who is it?"

Facing Hashirama's face, Quanna retreated for a moment.He is a thin-skinned and good-looking person, and it is too much of a challenge for him to say "I like Senju Sharo" in front of the patriarch Senju who is regarded as his old enemy.

After deliberating for a moment, Quan Nai had no choice but to bite the bullet and say, "That woman...she...is far away in the sky, but close in front of her eyes."——Hashirama, I want to marry your sister Shaluo, is it close?

Bashirama trembled and fell into deep thought.

Far in the sky, close in front of you?

In other words, the woman who made Quanna's favorite, who is not from the Uchiha clan, is right in front of her eyes...in this tea house?

Immediately, Hashirama remembered the waitress whom Madara called away just now.Madara and the waitress discussed in the corner for so long, and even mentioned "Quina" and "woman", could it be...

Is that waitress Quanna's favorite person? !

Hashirama was shocked, and immediately revealed an expression of incomparable emotion.

Unexpectedly, Quan Nai fell in love with such a woman!

In the past, he thought that the Uchiha clan valued the power of the blood succession limit boundary, and even if they didn't marry a woman from the clan, they would find a powerful female ninja to marry.And Quanna fell in love with a tea house waitress who is not a ninja and has no power...

This is really touching!They don't care about status differences, nor do they care about the distance of families, and they don't care about strength...

Thinking about it carefully, the waitress is really lively and cute, and she looks good. The location of the tea house is at the gate of the Uchiha clan. Quanna goes in and out every day. She looks familiar and has a long-term relationship with the waitress. This is not impossible. !

The more he thought about it, the more certain Hashirama became.

"I see, I see." Hashirama made a gesture and lowered his voice to Quan Nai, "I guess who Quan Nai wants to marry. It's far away in the sky, close in front of us, we both see The woman you got, right?" At the end of the speech, Hashirama was winking, without the appearance of a patriarch.

Quan Nai thought about it for a while, Sha Luo is indeed a woman who can be seen by both races, that's right, it seems that Hashirama has come to him!

The next moment, Quanna snorted, suppressed her joy, and pretended to be indifferent, "Hashirama, it's you."

Hashirama also sighed endlessly, looking at Quanna with admiration in his eyes, "As expected of Uchiha."

After the two bragged about each other, Quan Nai was very proud of himself, but he didn't show his face, saying, "My younger brother is a relatively arrogant person, and he is not good at women's affairs. If he is asked to test and propose marriage, I'm afraid he can't do it." Success. Hashirama, I would like to ask your help on this matter."

"Ah?" Hearing this, Hashirama's smile faltered.

Entrust the women's affairs to him?How can this work?He's not good at dealing with women himself.The matter between him and Princess Mito is still the same, how can we help?But this is an entrustment from a good brother, so it's impossible not to agree!

Hashirama glanced at the waitress who was sweeping snow at the door, and said awkwardly, "I will try my best to help, but the most important thing in this matter is Quanna's own attitude."

Quan Nai was anxious, and said, "You are the patriarch of Qianshou, can't you just let the two get engaged?"

Hashirama opened his mouth and said, "How can this be done? Even if I am the patriarch of Senshou, I can't interfere so much! Although she is just an ordinary tea house waitress, she is not a princess of a famous ninja family. , but she is also a free person, how can I let her marry, and she will marry?"

Quanna?

"Wait, what did you say?" Quan Nai was stunned, "What tea house waitress? When did Sha Luo go to serve as a waitress?"

Hashirama was also stunned, "Shaluo? What? You said Quanna wanted to marry Shaluo? Isn't this the waitress at the tea house?"

silence.

silence.

silence.

After the awkward silence, "Uchiha Madara" suddenly burst into flames, grabbed his long hair, and looked like a volcanic eruption, "How could it be the waitress of the tea house! I don't know her at all!"

He touched the kunai on the top of his head, and wondered "Where did the kunai come from?" After removing the kunai, "Uchiha Madara" continued to scratch his hair angrily.

Seeing Quanna like this, Hashirama was extremely confused, "Didn't you say that it's far away in the sky, but it's close in front of you? There is only one young waitress in this tea house who still meets the requirements. Otherwise, it's the 60-year-old proprietress... It doesn't seem to be the case." no……"

"Wait! Take it!" Quan Nai stopped Hashirama's wild thoughts in time.He straightened his clothes, and tried to restore his stability against his scratched hair.He took a deep breath and said solemnly, "Hashirama, you misunderstood. The woman I mentioned is Shaluo. My brother wants to marry Shaluo."

"Ah—" This time, it was Zhu Jian's turn to be really stunned.

what?

Quan Nai actually wants to marry Sha Luo?

The two of them usually quarrel when they meet, and they quarrel very much. When they are together, they can stare at each other for a long time. No matter how you look at it, they look like a pair of grudges.Unexpectedly, Quan Nai wanted to marry Sha Luo?

Hashirama touched his head, and asked in confusion, "Izuna...do you like Sharo? I can't tell."

Quanna was silent.His face blushed slightly, his teeth were clenched, and there was a shameful expression in his eyes, "Hi... hi...!" But he was too ashamed to say it directly to Hashirama "I like Sharo" come.After holding back for a long time, Quan Nai said, "It can't be said that I like it, but it's appreciation and sympathy."

——This kind of statement, although euphemistic, can also express a little heart!

Hashirama frowned, "If you don't like it, why marry Shaluo! It's better than this waitress."

Quanna?

That's a euphemism, you idiot Hashirama!Why don't you understand the boy's mind!

Seeing that Hashirama couldn't reach her heart at all, Quan Nai was so angry that she almost vomited blood, secretly thinking why Uzumaki Mito would fall in love with this man who doesn't understand people's hearts?

But he also knew that Hashirama was too straight, if he didn't tell Hashirama that "Quenna likes Sharo", Hashirama might immediately call this marriage back.

So, Quan Nai took a deep breath, and after being mentally prepared, she said ruthlessly, "I was wrong. Actually, Quan Nai likes Sha Luo."

After saying this, his face turned red, which made Hashirama on the opposite side perplexed as he helped his younger brother find a wife, why did he blush like this?Speaking of which, since he was a child, he hadn't seen a blushing face much!Except for urinating...

Seeing that Hashirama kept touching his head and didn't speak, Quanna asked, "What should I say? Would you like it?"

Hashirama said, "Ask me if I want to do something! It's not that I want to marry Quanna!"

Quan Nai "I... Quan Nai doesn't want to marry a man either!"

Hashirama thought for a while and said, "I have to ask Sha Luo what she means. If she agrees, of course I have no objection. Everything is based on Sha Luo's own thoughts. As brothers, we can't force sisters and brothers Do what you don't want." Speaking of this, Hashirama was still a little melancholy, because he hoped that the one who would marry Sharo would be Madara, not Quanna.

Quan Nai breathed a sigh of relief and said, "Then you should ask first!"

Hashirama laughed, "I really didn't expect that..."

The two drank a few more sips of tea, and walked out of the tea house side by side, talking and laughing happily while walking.

"It's true that Tobima is sometimes rude..."

"I'm used to it……"

At this moment, a dark blue figure walked in front of Zhujian.Hashirama felt that the person who was walking towards him looked familiar, so he took a closer look—this one who was looking at him with a slightly stunned expression, wasn't he his best friend Uchiha Madara?

But, isn't Madara walking side by side with him, chatting with him?Why did you go to the opposite side again?

Hashirama looked sideways suspiciously, and found a Madara standing on the left; looking forward, he found a Madara standing in front of him.He twisted his head back and forth, and finally realized something was wrong, "Madara, are you using the clone technique?!"

Uchiha looked at Uchiha Madara, and Uchiha Madara looked at Uchiha Madara.Uchiha Madara shook his head, and Uchiha Madara nodded.

Somehow, the scene turned into an awkward silence.

The next moment, the "Uchiha Madara" standing side by side beside Hashirama, like a puff of smoke, flew away with a whoosh, as fast as a thief who just stole something.

"What's going on..." Hashirama stared blankly at the remaining Madara.

The real Uchiha Madara frowned and said, "Someone in this village dares to pretend to be me? You can't tell the difference between Hashirama. It seems that he is a strong man..."

Hashirama scratched his head and said, "I wanted to pretend to be you, but he didn't do anything! He just told me that your younger brother Quanna wants to marry Sharo..."

Hearing this, Uchiha Madara was silent.

He guessed in an instant, who was the person who turned into himself and pretended to be him—except for his younger brother Uchiha Izumi, who didn't think about it.

And the real Hashirama is here, and there may be some problems with the "Hashirama" in the office...

After thinking about the joints, Madara asked Hashirama, "Did you agree to his request?"

Hashirama shook his head, "He wants me to marry Sharo to Quanna, but I have to ask my sister what she wants, and I can't make my own opinion."

Madaraban closed his eyes, thought for a moment, and said, "Then, as he wishes, you can ask Sharo for his opinion."

Hashirama was a little surprised and asked, "Is it okay? What if Sharo agrees?" He was afraid that Madara would regret it then!

Madara laughed, "She won't say yes."

Hashirama touched her head, "Okay..."

Madara remembered something and said, "By the way, Hashirama, during the New Year's celebration, you will be in charge of playing the princess of "Tale of Bamboo Tori". Do you know about this?"

Between the pillars?When was it decided?