Sara Senju hates round fans

"Sara is my wife."

"Shaluo is obviously my wife!"

"You counterfeit thing, what are you talking about?"

"Ridiculous! How dare you say I'm a counterfeit! What are you?"

A blood moon hangs high in the sky, and under the darkness of night, two Uchiha Madaras confront each other, neither admitting that they are fake, and arguing endlessly over "who is Sharo's husband".

There are a few cross veins on the forehead of Toizuma beside him, chakra violence all over his body, and his anger seems to explode in the next second - one Uchiha Madara is enough for a headache, let alone two right now!Not only that, both Madara claim to be Sha Luo's husband, which is really unreasonable!

How could his beloved sister marry the evil Uchiha?Still split in two and marry two evil Uchihas!

Seeing that the two Uchiha Madara seemed to be about to fight, Sharo was extremely nervous, and quickly persuaded the fight: "Stop arguing! Both of you are Uchiha Madara!"

"..."

After Sha Luo finished speaking, the surroundings fell into silence.People who heard this sentence looked at Sha Luo with eyes like looking at a fool, as if they were saying "Are you an idiot" or "Where do two identical people come from in this world".

Sharo swallowed his saliva, smiled and explained to the human Uchiha in his own world: "My husband, listen to me, this is another world in the dream. In this world, I died very early, and you Turned into a filthy body, it is the man in front of you. So, you are Uchiha Madara, he is also Uchiha Madara, and you two are both Uchiha Madara."

Uchiha Madara 1 & Uchiha Madara 2: ...

Both Madara fell silent.

Seeing this, Sha Luo asked cautiously, "Do you understand what I mean?"

The spots nodded.Then, immediately, the quarrel began again.

"Did you hear that? Shaluo in this world is dead. You didn't protect Shaluo well! But in my world, Shaluo is my wife. She is not your wife!"

"You are me, and your wife is my wife! I will keep Sharo in this world."

Seeing that the two Madara started to argue again, Sharo was left speechless.She scratched her hair, bewildered.

At this moment, Senshou Feijian snorted coldly and said, "I don't care what your identities are, anyway, you are now the enemies of Konoha and all ninjas. Uchiha Madara, you must die!"

Human Uchiha Madara froze for a moment, and said, "Tobima, what are you talking about? I am Konoha's enemy?"

What strange things are you talking about!He had just discussed with Zhuma in the morning who would attend the new entrance ceremony of the ninja school, why did he become Konoha's enemy right now?

Tomona turned sideways, pointed at the ten tails who were in a daze on the battlefield, and said in a cold tone: "Madara, this big guy is exactly what you in this world created. In order to destroy the world, you created an order that you control , Now we are at war with the Quan Ninja World."

The human Uchiha Madara was slightly startled: "Is that so..."

Unexpectedly, he in this world actually did what he had thought about.

Before the war ceased, he was really tired of the endless smoke of war, and desperately longed for the peace that would never come, so he even considered using other forces to establish order...

Unexpectedly, the self in this world actually put all these into action.

"It's really impulsive..." Humanity Madden couldn't help frowning and said so.

Hearing the words, he snorted and said, "What do you know? This is the only correct way I have found. The so-called 'mutually repulsive two forces, and each other are one'..."

Before Dirty Spot finished speaking, Human Spot continued the second half of the sentence: "Is everything pregnant?"

Uchiha was stunned for a moment, and said: "Sure enough, you know this sentence too. You are me, so you must have deciphered this sentence from the Uchiha stele in the ancestral hall—" After a pause, Uchiha said, "Since you understand this sentence, you should also understand my plan! Only when I have the power of Thousand Hands can I control the Tailed Beast and activate Infinite Moon Reading..."

"What nonsense are you talking about?" Human Banner put on the posture of the patriarch, as if reprimanding the young people in the clan, and said, "The so-called 'mutually exclusive two forces, together as one, conceive a myriad of phenomena', It means that Uchiha and Senshou are united to become husband and wife, so that the blood can be fused together. Only through this method can Senshou and Uchiha really become one!"

Dirt was stunned.

"What did you say?" Su Tuban asked, "Say it again, what do you mean by mutually repelling two forces, combining each other as one, and giving birth to a myriad of phenomena?"

"It means to let you marry a woman from the Senju clan." Human Madara explained, "By combining with Sharo, Uchiha and Senju were truly reconciled. The two clans merged and became one of the Five Kingdoms. The power of imagination..."

Dirty dirt spot pupil earthquake.

What? !The meaning of this sentence is not to obtain a part of the body of Qianshouzhujian, and to obtain the power similar to that of the sage of the Six Paths? !There is even such a strange interpretation as "marrying a woman from the Qianshou family"? !

What kind of environment did I live in in that world, and what kind of stories did I encounter? !

The filth and dirt are puzzling.

Sharo on the other end nodded in agreement with her husband, and said: "Madara, this sentence is correct! After Senju married Uchiha, everyone's prejudices have also been eliminated a lot. Although Brother Fei's smile has become less, the hair We lost even more, but Senju and Uchiha clansmen can finally sit together politely. Especially after our daughter Asuka was born, she was favored by both clans..."

"Flying bird..."

Hearing this name again, Dirt's expression became more and more complicated.

For a long time, he only thought about the phrase "Two forces mutually exclusive, and each other are one", seek the power between the pillars, open the eyes of reincarnation, and then follow the instructions of the stone tablet to pursue the world of infinite monthly reading.

And now, he said in another world, there is another explanation for this sentence.He even had a daughter because of it...

"Shaluo," his dirty lips moved, he calmed down, and couldn't help asking, "What kind of child is Asuka?"

"Asuka?" Sharo narrowed his eyes, trying to recall his daughter, "she is very smart, and also very talented as a ninja." Chakra, who inherited Madara and Sharo, was born with terrifying power, not only that, Since she was three or four years old, relatives on both sides of Senshou and Uchiha taught her ninjutsu. At a young age, she can already beat adults violently.

"My personality is more like me, a little headstrong, but that's because I was spoiled, hahahahaha——" Because Shaluo loves her daughter very much, and has spoiled her to death since she was a child, Asuka is a little headstrong and arrogant.However, her nature is not bad, and she likes cats and dogs very much.Once, he even hugged a wild cat to show Tohima, but thanks to Tohima, he held back and didn't bounce it on the spot, and even bit the bullet and praised "very cute".

"She is very popular in the village. Although she is still a little girl, the boy next door has already written her many love letters." Asuka looks like her father, beautiful and delicate. Walking on the street, big boys and little boys don't care. One who is willing to look away.The daughter-in-law of the Nara patriarch had already run over to secretly discuss with Sharo several times, and asked Sharo if he could introduce Asuka to her eldest son after Asuka grew up.

After Sha Luo said these few words briefly, Su Tuban stopped talking, and stood there silently, as if imagining what kind of existence Sha Luo said "daughter".

On the cliff, there was silence.Even Toijian couldn't bear to say "Madara, don't dream, there is no such a daughter".Because Asuka is not only Madara's daughter, but also Sharo's daughter.

Thinking that Asuka is the descendant of his younger sister's blood, Tobima couldn't bear to reprimand her.He only had one thought in his heart: the name Asuka is not very good, this is not Qianshou, he should choose a name like "Wall", "House", "□□", "Shizi", which is more in line with Qianshou's steadfastness and perseverance .

Seeing that Du Tuban fell into deep thought, Shaluo hit the iron while it was hot, and persuaded him: "Blade, you don't have to be obsessed with war. Only true understanding can build a peaceful and peaceful world. War will only create hatred..."

She wanted to persuade Madara, but at this moment, her body suddenly lightened.The next moment, Sha Luo's eyes burst into a dazzling light.She was a little flustered, not knowing what happened, so she stretched out her hand and poked forward.

"what happened--"

Tobima, Hashirama, Naruto, Obito...the faces of these people quietly went away in the white light.The anxious expressions of Tobima and Hashirama were submerged in the dazzling brilliance.The next moment, Sha Luo's foot was heavy, and she fell to the ground again.

"Meow~"

There are cats meowing and summer cicadas singing.The daylight was bright and clear, and fell on a bouquet of daisy petals on the windowsill.Sharo blinked, looked down, and saw that there were still soy sauce and vinegared radish on the half-eaten table, but the noodle bowls and chopsticks were gone.The wind chimes hanging from the eaves jingled.

She was a little dazed.

Is she... returning to her own world?Or woke up?

Oh, where's her noodle bowl?Where did you go?

"Mother—" Uchiha Asuka poked his head out from the door.The little girl was holding a meowing white cat in her hand, "Where's father? Didn't you say you're going to teach me how to train ninja cats today?" Asuka asked.

Sha Luo froze for a moment, looked at his daughter, and nodded casually: "Ah, yes. Let's go, let's go find Madara..."

Where is Keban?

At this moment, Sara heard familiar footsteps, and Uchiha Madara's figure appeared beside Asuka.

Oh, it turned out that Madara came back together.

Sharo was about to breathe a sigh of relief when he realized that Madara didn't seem quite right—Uchiha Madara was staring at Asuka with a shocked gaze, as if seeing an extra person in his home out of thin air.

"You... are..." Madara's pupils trembled, staring at his daughter, "Uchiha... Asuka..."

Asuka was a little strange: "Father, what's wrong with you?" After speaking, he raised the cat a little higher, trying to heal her father with cat energy.

The next moment, Uchiha Madara suddenly reached out, hugged his daughter tightly in his arms, and said in a low voice, "Asuka...are you my child in that world that Sharo said...?"

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This Uchiha Madara is not her husband at all, right? !

Postscript: The next day, the correct Uchiha Madara came home.

According to the correct Uchiha Madara, he was forced to be a villain boss for a day in that world, but he really didn't know how to open the infinite monthly reading, and he didn't know who Uchiha Obito was, and he couldn't even recognize Obito at all In the end, the war ended like this, and the world returned to peace. Everyone celebrated Naruto Uzumaki's birthday, blew the cake, and had a good time...

Thousand-armed Sharo hates Uchiwa fans/End of the full text

The pupils between the leaves trembled violently.

Time stands still at this moment...