Shen Tubo became his master's first disciple when he was five or six years old, and as he grew older, there were a bunch of little radish-headed juniors one after another.
In addition to practicing kung fu on weekdays, he also has to take care of the children for his master, so he has little free time.
When he was a child, he saw his juniors and juniors playing together, and always wanted to join them, but not only did he have heavy responsibilities, but the juniors also regarded him as a serious senior, and they never thought of playing with him, so he could only secretly Envy.
When he grows up, he still retains a child's mind, but he is still busy, and he is still the respected elder brother in the eyes of the younger generation.
It has been five days since Long Yuanle came up to Tiancheng Mountain, and the two fought and fought every day. Although Shen Tubo's butt hurts, Long Yuanle never cared about his identity, and he was very comfortable getting along with him, and all the troubles in daily life were thrown away. Go to the back of your head.
Therefore, although he disliked Long Yuanle on the lips, he still liked playing with Long Yuanle in his heart. Long Yuanle could be said to be his first playmate in this life.
As for Long Yuanle, he also had a very happy time. He felt that the leader of the Demon Cult was so fun that he spent every day in endless "hahaha".
"My lord!" Long Yuanle looked at Shentu Bo who was lying on the bed reading idle books.
"What's the matter?" Shen Tubo looked up in the direction of the voice, but there was nothing there.
"We're friends now, aren't we?"
"Well, barely."
"Then we have to change our address. You call me Long Yuanle, and I call you the leader. No matter how you look at it, we don't look like friends."
Long Yuanle spoke very seriously.He thought to himself that there should be a special address between friends, so that the relationship between them is different from others.
As for this address, it is natural to come up with how close it is. It is best to have a unique address. If it is not good, he will call the teacher's nickname, and the leader will also call him by his nickname.
Xiao Yuan, Xiao Yuan... how kind it sounds!
"Then I'll call you an idiot." The leader instantly broke Long Yuanle's imagination.
"Break off friendship!" Long Yuanle gritted his teeth.
"Why do you ask for so much! Doesn't this fit your image?"
"Image? Then don't you have to call it a big butt?"
"What does my ass have to do with it! You're the ass! Big ass!"
"You...you ass-grabber!"
As soon as the teacher's book was thrown away, Long Yuanle rushed forward consciously, and the two began to duel.
Today they have dueled twenty times over all kinds of children's quarreling issues.
After about a cup of tea, Long Yuanle collapsed on the bed and was dying.
Shen Tubo threw the torture tool aside and said, "Are you convinced?"
"Clothes……"
Shentu Boling? After torturing Long Yuanle, he was in a good mood. He scratched his back casually with a tickle, and said proudly, "Today, the leader of the sect will give you a special favor, and I will give you a good name."
"Ah! Really?" Long Yuanle sat up immediately after hearing this, and looked at him expectantly with wide eyes.
He looked back at Long Yuanle.
He and Long Yuanle have also known each other for a long time, recalling Zong Zong during this period, many images suddenly appeared in his mind.
Long Yuanle holds a sauced hoof...
Long Yuanle watched him drink chicken soup eagerly...
Long Yuanle gnawing beef cubes...
Meat anytime!
"Meat yuan."
"what?"
"It's settled like this, Rou Yuanzi, Rou Yuanzi...it's pretty smooth." Shen Tubo smiled, expressing his satisfaction.
Long Yuanle read it a few times by himself, and felt that it was really fluent, so he rolled around on the bed a few times, accepting it.
Long Yuanle rolled to the right side of the bed, bumped into the leader, bounced back, rolled to the left, hit the wall once, bounced back, rolled to the right, bumped into the leader... like a round meat yuanzi.
The leader picked up the dropped book, and the two of them read the book while the other scrolled it, and they lived in peace.
After rolling for a while, Long Yuanle realized that they had only spoken half of what they had just said.He stopped after bumping into the leader, raised his head and asked, "My lord, what is your name? May I know?"
"No." The leader replied firmly, without any hesitation.
Long Yuanle wasn't bothered about not being able to know the real name of the leader, but asked again: "Then what should I call you?"
"Just call it whatever you want...except for some messy names like buttocks and farts."
"That's it..." Long Yuanle started rolling again, trying to learn the name of the leader just now.
What should I call it?Really can't be called big ass?This name is very vivid, and one can tell that it must be a name that can only be chosen by someone with a particularly sticky butt.If it can't be called a butt, what is it called?Itching to become refined?Big penis?
Long Yuanle was very distressed.
"Do you know what people in the world call me?" the leader said suddenly.
Long Yuan lived happily in the Valley of the Unworthy who didn't care about worldly affairs, and didn't even know what the demon sect did, so naturally he didn't know the title of the leader of the demon sect.
"Slaughter the evil spirits." The leader turned over another page of the book without raising his head, "The devil's religion does a lot of evil, burning, killing, looting and committing all sorts of crimes, and everyone wants to kill the people of the devil's religion."
"Is that so..."
Shen Tubo still didn't look up, but he had already paid attention to Long Yuanle's reaction.Seeing Long Yuanle's pensive look, he thought everyone was the same, even for a person like Long Yuanle, knowing that he was a Demon Sect, he would still have grudges in his heart.
Thinking of this, the good mood that had been maintained for several days turned bad again, he closed the book and threw it aside, saying: "I'm asleep, if you don't want to sleep with me, a villain, you can go to another room, so you don't have to be wary of me. "
He extinguished the candle with the wind of his hand, took off his mask in the darkness, and hid under the quilt.
He lay down for a while, but Long Yuanle still sat next to him without moving.Seeing that Long Yuanle didn't move, he thought that Long Yuanle was really on guard against him, and couldn't help but kindle an unknown fire, the more he thought about it, the more angry he became, and he couldn't fall asleep no matter what.
Just hate me that much?Okay, then I'm going to make you hate me even more!
He rolled all the quilt to his side, leaving nothing to Long Yuanle, wanting to make Long Yuanle shiver from the cold.
Long Yuanle still didn't respond.
He turned around and lay down in a big shape with his hand still on Long Yuanle's back. If he wanted to sleep later, Long Yuanle could only curl up into a small shrimp.
But Long Yuanle still didn't respond.
You don't even want to talk to me anymore?
Shen Tubo finally couldn't bear it anymore, sat up and yelled at Long Yuanle: "You at least fart too! What do you mean by not making a sound? If you don't want to talk to me, get out! Don't lie on my bed!"
"Ah?" After being yelled at like this, Long Yuanle yelled as if waking up from a big dream, "Why are you yelling at me!"
"I'll just yell at you! I want to yell at you! What's the matter? Be afraid, I'm the demon sect that everyone shouts and beats!" Shen Tubo growled more and more angry, "Anyway, the whole world hates me, so I don't want you one!"
After the last roar, he picked up the pillow and slammed it beside Long Yuanle....
After Shentu Bo yelled, he felt vented, but at the same time he felt a little sad.If he loses his temper like this, he should lose all his rare friends... Forget it, the crusade against the Demon Cult is not over yet, so how can he have the heart to make friends... People like him are born without friends.
He waited for Long Yuanle to turn against him.
However, Long Yuanle did not walk away as he thought, but instead said aggrievedly: "Can't I just be quiet... I'm still thinking of a name for you... I've already thought of it, you I forgot about everything."
"What did you say?"
"I said, weren't you still discussing getting a nickname just now? I don't know your name, and you don't want to be called a big butt. Dang Tu evil ghost sounds handsome, but it's too troublesome to pronounce." Long Yuanle said a long line, "I call you Dangdang? Guigui? I'm afraid you'll hit me again..."
"Then did you listen to what I just said?"
"Hey, why are you like my master, always asking people if they listened to his words?"
"Then don't you say a few words?"
Shen Tubo waited for Long Yuanle to answer him.
Hearing what Long Yuanle said just now, knowing that this kid didn't take his tantrum to heart and was still thinking about him, the unknown anger in his heart disappeared immediately.Even so, he still wanted to hear Long Yuanle's thoughts clearly.
But Long Yuanle didn't know what he was struggling with, so he lowered his head and pulled the quilt from him to cover himself, and said casually: "Aren't you very kind to me? I really like you."
"But someone else said..."
"Oh, of course there are times when you hate it, like you always like to hug me when you sleep. Do you know that you hug people when you sleep? I'm almost strangled by you, and I can't push it away. Also, Just hold it, you'll still be holding me against me in the morning..."
"That's enough! Sleep!" Shen Tubo shouted, in a good mood.
Long Yuanle couldn't figure out what was wrong with the sect leader being angry for a while and happy for a while, he just felt baffled.
"Hey, I haven't figured out what to call you yet."
"I'll think about it later, don't worry."
"Too."
a while.
"Meat Yuan..."
"Ok?"
"...my pillow."
"You wanted to throw me away just now, right? No." Long Yuanle hugged the leader's pillow tightly and wouldn't let go.
The leader himself was wronged, so he had no choice but to sleep like this.
After waking up the next day with a severe stiff neck, he finally became a handsome man who couldn't turn his head back.
In addition to practicing kung fu on weekdays, he also has to take care of the children for his master, so he has little free time.
When he was a child, he saw his juniors and juniors playing together, and always wanted to join them, but not only did he have heavy responsibilities, but the juniors also regarded him as a serious senior, and they never thought of playing with him, so he could only secretly Envy.
When he grows up, he still retains a child's mind, but he is still busy, and he is still the respected elder brother in the eyes of the younger generation.
It has been five days since Long Yuanle came up to Tiancheng Mountain, and the two fought and fought every day. Although Shen Tubo's butt hurts, Long Yuanle never cared about his identity, and he was very comfortable getting along with him, and all the troubles in daily life were thrown away. Go to the back of your head.
Therefore, although he disliked Long Yuanle on the lips, he still liked playing with Long Yuanle in his heart. Long Yuanle could be said to be his first playmate in this life.
As for Long Yuanle, he also had a very happy time. He felt that the leader of the Demon Cult was so fun that he spent every day in endless "hahaha".
"My lord!" Long Yuanle looked at Shentu Bo who was lying on the bed reading idle books.
"What's the matter?" Shen Tubo looked up in the direction of the voice, but there was nothing there.
"We're friends now, aren't we?"
"Well, barely."
"Then we have to change our address. You call me Long Yuanle, and I call you the leader. No matter how you look at it, we don't look like friends."
Long Yuanle spoke very seriously.He thought to himself that there should be a special address between friends, so that the relationship between them is different from others.
As for this address, it is natural to come up with how close it is. It is best to have a unique address. If it is not good, he will call the teacher's nickname, and the leader will also call him by his nickname.
Xiao Yuan, Xiao Yuan... how kind it sounds!
"Then I'll call you an idiot." The leader instantly broke Long Yuanle's imagination.
"Break off friendship!" Long Yuanle gritted his teeth.
"Why do you ask for so much! Doesn't this fit your image?"
"Image? Then don't you have to call it a big butt?"
"What does my ass have to do with it! You're the ass! Big ass!"
"You...you ass-grabber!"
As soon as the teacher's book was thrown away, Long Yuanle rushed forward consciously, and the two began to duel.
Today they have dueled twenty times over all kinds of children's quarreling issues.
After about a cup of tea, Long Yuanle collapsed on the bed and was dying.
Shen Tubo threw the torture tool aside and said, "Are you convinced?"
"Clothes……"
Shentu Boling? After torturing Long Yuanle, he was in a good mood. He scratched his back casually with a tickle, and said proudly, "Today, the leader of the sect will give you a special favor, and I will give you a good name."
"Ah! Really?" Long Yuanle sat up immediately after hearing this, and looked at him expectantly with wide eyes.
He looked back at Long Yuanle.
He and Long Yuanle have also known each other for a long time, recalling Zong Zong during this period, many images suddenly appeared in his mind.
Long Yuanle holds a sauced hoof...
Long Yuanle watched him drink chicken soup eagerly...
Long Yuanle gnawing beef cubes...
Meat anytime!
"Meat yuan."
"what?"
"It's settled like this, Rou Yuanzi, Rou Yuanzi...it's pretty smooth." Shen Tubo smiled, expressing his satisfaction.
Long Yuanle read it a few times by himself, and felt that it was really fluent, so he rolled around on the bed a few times, accepting it.
Long Yuanle rolled to the right side of the bed, bumped into the leader, bounced back, rolled to the left, hit the wall once, bounced back, rolled to the right, bumped into the leader... like a round meat yuanzi.
The leader picked up the dropped book, and the two of them read the book while the other scrolled it, and they lived in peace.
After rolling for a while, Long Yuanle realized that they had only spoken half of what they had just said.He stopped after bumping into the leader, raised his head and asked, "My lord, what is your name? May I know?"
"No." The leader replied firmly, without any hesitation.
Long Yuanle wasn't bothered about not being able to know the real name of the leader, but asked again: "Then what should I call you?"
"Just call it whatever you want...except for some messy names like buttocks and farts."
"That's it..." Long Yuanle started rolling again, trying to learn the name of the leader just now.
What should I call it?Really can't be called big ass?This name is very vivid, and one can tell that it must be a name that can only be chosen by someone with a particularly sticky butt.If it can't be called a butt, what is it called?Itching to become refined?Big penis?
Long Yuanle was very distressed.
"Do you know what people in the world call me?" the leader said suddenly.
Long Yuan lived happily in the Valley of the Unworthy who didn't care about worldly affairs, and didn't even know what the demon sect did, so naturally he didn't know the title of the leader of the demon sect.
"Slaughter the evil spirits." The leader turned over another page of the book without raising his head, "The devil's religion does a lot of evil, burning, killing, looting and committing all sorts of crimes, and everyone wants to kill the people of the devil's religion."
"Is that so..."
Shen Tubo still didn't look up, but he had already paid attention to Long Yuanle's reaction.Seeing Long Yuanle's pensive look, he thought everyone was the same, even for a person like Long Yuanle, knowing that he was a Demon Sect, he would still have grudges in his heart.
Thinking of this, the good mood that had been maintained for several days turned bad again, he closed the book and threw it aside, saying: "I'm asleep, if you don't want to sleep with me, a villain, you can go to another room, so you don't have to be wary of me. "
He extinguished the candle with the wind of his hand, took off his mask in the darkness, and hid under the quilt.
He lay down for a while, but Long Yuanle still sat next to him without moving.Seeing that Long Yuanle didn't move, he thought that Long Yuanle was really on guard against him, and couldn't help but kindle an unknown fire, the more he thought about it, the more angry he became, and he couldn't fall asleep no matter what.
Just hate me that much?Okay, then I'm going to make you hate me even more!
He rolled all the quilt to his side, leaving nothing to Long Yuanle, wanting to make Long Yuanle shiver from the cold.
Long Yuanle still didn't respond.
He turned around and lay down in a big shape with his hand still on Long Yuanle's back. If he wanted to sleep later, Long Yuanle could only curl up into a small shrimp.
But Long Yuanle still didn't respond.
You don't even want to talk to me anymore?
Shen Tubo finally couldn't bear it anymore, sat up and yelled at Long Yuanle: "You at least fart too! What do you mean by not making a sound? If you don't want to talk to me, get out! Don't lie on my bed!"
"Ah?" After being yelled at like this, Long Yuanle yelled as if waking up from a big dream, "Why are you yelling at me!"
"I'll just yell at you! I want to yell at you! What's the matter? Be afraid, I'm the demon sect that everyone shouts and beats!" Shen Tubo growled more and more angry, "Anyway, the whole world hates me, so I don't want you one!"
After the last roar, he picked up the pillow and slammed it beside Long Yuanle....
After Shentu Bo yelled, he felt vented, but at the same time he felt a little sad.If he loses his temper like this, he should lose all his rare friends... Forget it, the crusade against the Demon Cult is not over yet, so how can he have the heart to make friends... People like him are born without friends.
He waited for Long Yuanle to turn against him.
However, Long Yuanle did not walk away as he thought, but instead said aggrievedly: "Can't I just be quiet... I'm still thinking of a name for you... I've already thought of it, you I forgot about everything."
"What did you say?"
"I said, weren't you still discussing getting a nickname just now? I don't know your name, and you don't want to be called a big butt. Dang Tu evil ghost sounds handsome, but it's too troublesome to pronounce." Long Yuanle said a long line, "I call you Dangdang? Guigui? I'm afraid you'll hit me again..."
"Then did you listen to what I just said?"
"Hey, why are you like my master, always asking people if they listened to his words?"
"Then don't you say a few words?"
Shen Tubo waited for Long Yuanle to answer him.
Hearing what Long Yuanle said just now, knowing that this kid didn't take his tantrum to heart and was still thinking about him, the unknown anger in his heart disappeared immediately.Even so, he still wanted to hear Long Yuanle's thoughts clearly.
But Long Yuanle didn't know what he was struggling with, so he lowered his head and pulled the quilt from him to cover himself, and said casually: "Aren't you very kind to me? I really like you."
"But someone else said..."
"Oh, of course there are times when you hate it, like you always like to hug me when you sleep. Do you know that you hug people when you sleep? I'm almost strangled by you, and I can't push it away. Also, Just hold it, you'll still be holding me against me in the morning..."
"That's enough! Sleep!" Shen Tubo shouted, in a good mood.
Long Yuanle couldn't figure out what was wrong with the sect leader being angry for a while and happy for a while, he just felt baffled.
"Hey, I haven't figured out what to call you yet."
"I'll think about it later, don't worry."
"Too."
a while.
"Meat Yuan..."
"Ok?"
"...my pillow."
"You wanted to throw me away just now, right? No." Long Yuanle hugged the leader's pillow tightly and wouldn't let go.
The leader himself was wronged, so he had no choice but to sleep like this.
After waking up the next day with a severe stiff neck, he finally became a handsome man who couldn't turn his head back.
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