[Gintama] Coincidence is the parallel with zero distance

The morning sun is always beautiful, as long as there is no haze and rain.

I firmly believe that today must be a beautiful and beautiful day.

Unfortunately, something seemed to go wrong last night.

So we [beep——] before the end, this is a serious pre-marital [beep——], even though we are both adults, the impact is still very bad, pta and ** administrators must You won't let us go, will I see a big yellow card appearing on my head as soon as I open my eyes today?

I squeezed my eyes shut, trying to shake off the possibility of a yellow card.

However, this person, as soon as he closes his eyes, the sensitivity of the other five senses will immediately increase, especially the sense of touch and hearing.When my brain is awake and my eyes are closed, I have already made enough judgments about my environment and current situation.

Well, my body seems to be run over by a wheel, or torn apart, my back is sore, especially [beep——], it seems that I didn’t take a shower last night, so now my whole body is not good.

To sum up, most of the locked Xiao Huangwen still has so much credibility, and the symptoms are basically consistent.

Alas, I sighed helplessly and opened my eyes to face the reality.

The room is still the same room, a little bit bigger, the layout is still the same, it hasn't changed at all, and there are the same two people, but the distance is too close.

I squinted at Yin Shi, who was only a short distance away from me, and sighed again. Recently, the number of sighs has become more and more, this is not good.

I looked at the time, it was eight o'clock, and it seemed that my biological clock was still working normally, and there was no such thing as being exhausted and sleeping until the afternoon.

However, the normal working of the biological clock also has certain disadvantages, that is, I should eat.

I still have to cook when I feel uncomfortable all over, why am I so miserable, why can't this man let me rely on it.

I pushed Yinshi's arm away and sat up, grinning and gasping for air, it really hurts.Moreover, I looked down at the scars on my body, from pink to purple, the colors were all complete, and it hurt everywhere I moved.

I glared at Yinshi resentfully, he dared to continue to sleep, my killing light scanned him for several times, and finally had to give up, I didn't feel it, people with too thick skin must have strong radiation resistance.

As soon as I turned around and prepared to grit my teeth and endure the pain to put on my clothes, the silver hair slowly woke up.

As early as the first time he was born, I found that he was going to wake up. I combined all the known and unknown experiences with my intuition, and in just half a second, I quickly decided to get dressed quickly.

But man is not as good as God, just when I was racking my brains and brains to put on my underwear, Gintoki's confused voice sounded, "Miyuki, don't you want to sleep a little longer?"

Then repeat yesterday's tragedy?I shook my head, "Make breakfast."

Yinshi smirked and said, "It's nice to make breakfast, hehe."

I gave him a blank look, and took this opportunity to continue wearing my middle coat.There is a very annoying thing about kimono, that is, there are too many belts that need to be tied, and there is no way for a person to wear it completely.

I put my hands behind my back to wrap the belt around. If it was in the past, it would not be a problem, but now my whole body is constantly sore. When I put my hands behind my back, my whole shoulder hurts badly. I don’t want to be here It's time to ask Yinshi for help, so I can only try a few more times.

"If you can't tie it on, don't tie it on. Ah Yin prefers to see you without a belt." Yin Shi squinted his eyes and smiled at me.

"Where did you read the third-rate romance drama? You have to be a little proficient in copying the lines."

"Level? Ah Yin, I replaced all the names!"

"Do you think the teacher can't tell if you copied your homework and just changed your name? He just doesn't want to expose you, Hun Dan."

"Ayin, my teacher never reads my vacation homework!"

"Are you proud? The teacher obviously just wants to give you a little confidence. He doesn't compare you with a wig, just you and me. When the teacher asked you to answer but I didn't answer it, you Just admit it, your vacation homework has been discovered by the teacher a long time ago!"

"How is it possible, Ah Yin, every time I copy my homework, it is a comprehensive wig and Takasugi's!"

...Why did the topic get brought up here all of a sudden?As soon as Jinzhu was mentioned, both of us fell silent.

"Cough." I clenched my fist and coughed lightly, "You saw me and Jinsuke... Gao Sugi and that Bianta leave together the day before yesterday?"

Gintoki nodded, accusing me with his eyes.

"Don't look at me like that, I don't feel any guilt at all." I gritted my teeth and felt a chill, "I have some things to do over there, and I'll tell you the details in a few days, because I plan to Wait a few more days to see if it is true or not."

"Wait a few more days?" Yin Shi asked strangely.

"Oh, I will tell you when the time comes. There are too many people involved in this matter, and it has a lot to do with me. I want to solve it myself. So, Yinshi, dear, don't be angry~" I coaxed Yinshi like a cute boy.

"Not angry? How could it be possible not to be angry." Yinshi's voice was very serious, which made me a little guilty, but after thinking about it, it was indeed a big deal, and I didn't want to involve Yinshi. If I let him know the cause and effect, Maybe something could happen.

Thinking about it this way, I feel a little bit at ease, but when I knew about it, I didn’t know about it. I can’t destroy our relationship because of this. I continued to put a smile on my face and prepare to comfort him softly. Being cute is a necessary skill for a woman. Whether it's a man or a girl.

Gintoki, who had finally been silent for a long time, spoke again, "Miyuki, if you plan to wait for two more days, then please stay with me." While speaking, he changed into a wretched expression, "Look, We can do this and that and that and that..."

Co-authored and talked for a long time, just waiting for me here.

I was cruel and gritted my teeth. Anyway, Jinsuke and Sasaki will have news in a few days, so let's comfort Yinshi first.

[beep——] ah!

Do you think you can take advantage of me when I'm in trouble? Believe it or not, I'll spray you to death with a sip of salt soda.

"You mustn't overdo it. My two days' work is very important." Hey, Miyuki Nakayama, why did you compromise? Don't compromise. You must fight against the evil forces!

Yinshi narrowed his eyes with a smile, and put his arms around my waist, "Of course, if Ah Yin goes too far, it's Ah Yin who will be distressed." It turns out that your capital is also very strong.

"Hey, what are you doing, it's early morning, don't—" I exclaimed.

"Didn't you agree to Ah Yin just now?"

I……

When all the dust settled, it was already time for lunch. I clutched my flattened stomach and wanted to cook but couldn't make any effort.

I accused Yinshi with my eyes, but unexpectedly, Yinshi directly misunderstood (?) what I meant, and he asked me excitedly: "Miyuki Miyuki, do you have it?"

"Yes, what?" I looked down with Yinshi's gaze, and then raised my head again, "Son? Are you crazy? I don't advocate [beep——] before marriage, and [beep——] before marriage. You'd better jump into the river with your brain."

"What's the matter?" Yin Shi curled his lips, "We were going to get married in the first place."

"Well, get married?" I tilted my head, and smiled innocently: "Then, the diamond ring wedding dress with flowers and chocolates, shrine priestess dress Shiro Mugou, which one has Mr. Sakata prepared?"

Yinshi immediately broke out in a cold sweat, and laughed loudly: "Ah Yin is working hard hahahahaha, but I have to work for a while—"

"Dingling, ringing—" Yinshi's cell phone rang suddenly.

"Hello, Yueyong?" Yinshi answered the phone.

Here it comes, it seems that the big show is about to start, I lowered my head and looked at my right hand, this hand has cut off countless heavenly beings, worked hard for this country together with other hands, now, use it again It may not be more suitable for playing this country.

"Eh, work?" Yin Shi glanced at me, "What work."

I glared at him behind his back, what kind of job could it be? The job to go to Yoshiwara is to meet a woman, and the woman who wants to meet him is a goddess-level figure I have heard of on the battlefield-Suzuran.

"Lingling Lingling Linglan?!" Yin Shi yelled, "Hey... No, Ah Yin, I am a man of integrity, so I am determined not to go. Call me if you have anything to say."

I looked at him in surprise, this is not like his style, according to his personality, he should have abandoned his wife when he heard that the most famous and beautiful oiran in Yoshiwara was looking for him.

"Trouble? Wait." Yinshi said this to the phone, then covered the phone and turned to look at me, "Miyuki, you can go too, go."

?This is not in line with your personality. Hey, "No, I feel uncomfortable all over, so don't go."

"Miyuki, let's go, I can feel at ease with you in Ah Yin."

ha?Wouldn't it affect your performance if I went, but it looks like you are so sincere.

"That person is Linglan, Qingcheng Linglan, the most beautiful oiran in Yoshihara, don't you worry that Ah Yin will [beep--] [beep--] when he sees her?"

I opened my eyes slightly, a little surprised, he is...

"Silver time, Suzuran is the most beautiful oiran in Yoshiwara, and decades have passed since her heyday."

I could almost see the words 'decades' circling on Yinshi's head, and within a few seconds, Yinshi became angry and yelled at the phone: "Get all the bedding ready, Ah Yin, I'll go drink right away! After finishing speaking, he cut off the call with a 'snap' and turned to look at me.

I couldn't help covering my mouth and laughing, Yin Shi is so cute, I leaned over and kissed him on the right cheek in a good mood, "Look at you being so good, I reward you for a big dinner tonight."

Yinshi's expression became turbulent in an instant, obviously he misunderstood me.I continued: "Tell me what you want to eat now, I'll go buy it in a while, and make delicious food for you and little Kagura in the evening."

A disappointed expression suddenly appeared on Yinshi's face.

"Okay, you go to work, you must work hard to earn enough money to get married, my dear~"

When Yinshi went out to Yoshiwara, I couldn't control my drowsiness and started to take a nap.

The nose is itchy, and someone is shouting in my ear, "Grandma, grandma, wake up!"

Who is bothering me and calling me grandma, I am only 23 this year, even if the two numbers are reversed, I can't be grandma, Hundan.

……

grandmother? ! ! !

I wear it again?No!

I woke up in an instant, and a little boy next to my ear was indeed calling my grandma. I opened my mouth half-opened in surprise, and quickly scanned the surrounding environment. Yes, it was my hut. I stretched out again. When I took a look, it was indeed my hand, without a trace of aging.

I didn't wear it.Who is this kid?

I smelled the aroma of delicious food, and subconsciously looked towards the kitchen.

The woman walked up to me with a dark face, and said to the little boy: "Ya Jun, it's not a grandma, it's an aunt, not Chang Yin, and don't give this kind of woman a senior status for no reason." Then she looked at me, His complexion is not good.

……

"Ahhhhh, help! I was wrong about Nasunko! Don't beat me up!" I tried to climb away in shock, but was slapped on the head by Nashunzi.

"Wrong? What's wrong? Is it wrong to run away secretly for seven years, or is it wrong to not tell me when you come back?"

"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo" ”

"Hmph, if the wig hadn't told Yaren, we wouldn't have known you were still alive."

Don't be like this, Nai Junzi, and wigs, you are like a professional selling teammates for 100 years, bastard!

"Hmph, you pretended to be dead and put it aside, let me introduce you, this is the eldest son of our Shuishu family, my son, Yajun."

I opened my mouth wide, "Heh, haha, don't tease Na Shunzi, this child is seven or eight years old at first glance, how could it be..."

"You're right, Yajun is seven years old this year. Well, give birth to a child, full moon ceremony, Zhouzhou ceremony, July [-] gift money, all at once."

"Don't do this to me, Nasunko, I know I was wrong!"

The author has something to say:

You're only two, your whole family is two, you threw a mine

You're only two, your whole family is two, you threw a mine

Laughing and throwing a mine

You're only two, your whole family is two, you threw a mine

You ask me how deeply I love you, even the sun can’t represent my heart, Erjun, smile, I love you, please accept my affectionate kiss, Trojan horse!

Uh, oh, dear Na Junko is here, does the chick miss me~ The difference between grandma and aunt in Japanese lies in the length of the ba sound, sometimes it is easy to mishear.

The first update after the year, Happy New Year everyone, I hope everyone will be happy in the new year!

The red envelopes have also been distributed, thank you for your support!

This chapter comes to the Qingcheng chapter. Do you feel that Yinshi has become clingy?In fact, this is not ooc, because No.1 said that it can't write the heart of the character, so I simply explain that Yinshi is actually a person who longs for home.

ok, the explanation is over [you use more words to explain than to explain, hey]