ABO is doomed

"First of all, Mr. Qu, I'm here to congratulate you on joining Tangyi." Tang Chaobai's assistant Qiu Wenhan held out his hand.

Qudi smiled and held his hand: "Thank you, it is my honor to join Tangyi."

Qiu Wenhan looked down at the paper in his hand, and began to explain what Tang Chaobai asked him to do: "Before you officially join the job, we will arrange a two-week training for you. Do you have any questions?"

"No."

"Well, can you come over next week and start training?"

"OK."

He can't wait to come to work tomorrow.

Qiu Wenhan was very satisfied, and then he handed a folder to Qu Di: "Please read this by yourself in the next two days."

Qu Di held it and weighed it. He estimated that there were dozens of pages of documents inside. He thought it was some kind of company rules and regulations, but when he opened it, there were a few big words printed on the cover: Life Assistant Rules 100 pieces.

Qu Di looked up suspiciously, Qiu Wenhan still had an official smile on his face, and made a gesture of invitation: "Keep watching."

Qu Di carefully turned a page, and what caught the eye was densely packed characters, a whole page full of font size five, with double the line spacing, which made people's eyes hurt.

1. Xiyan has a violent temper and is very good at speaking. He can scold you for 24 hours without repeating the same thing, making you doubt your life.So, please keep in mind that you can treat nonsense outside of work as if you can’t hear it. Peace of mind is the most important thing. If you can’t, listen to the scriptures more. If you can’t find it, please ask Xiyan’s manager, Mr. Qiu Feichou. .At the same time, you must control him so that he does not swear in front of the media, and deduct [-] wages every time he appears.

2. Xiyan likes to sleep late, and if he wakes up, he will kill if he gets angry, so don't wake him up without notice on holidays, and arrange work in the afternoon if possible.If you have to wake him up, please prepare a cup of milk tea in advance. He likes to drink sweet ones, but he can only drink half sugar and less ice. He is an idol and must maintain his figure.At this time, he must start swearing, please remember the first rule.

3. Prohibit him from dyeing his hair before the filming of the TV series, it is best to prohibit him from going out, and let him maintain good eating habits to ensure that he can be in the best state when filming starts.

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Qu Di raised his head and looked at Qiu Wenhan. He had a lot of questions to ask, but he didn't know where to start. Are you sure he is looking for a life assistant and not a nanny?Why do you look like your life is in danger?

Qiu Wenhan seemed unable to see his doubts, and asked, "How is it? Is there a problem?"

Qu Di didn't want to give up the job, so he closed the file and replied, "It should be...no problem."

The tone seemed a little lacking in confidence.

Qiu Wenhan finally showed him a rather sincere smile, he walked up to Qu Di and patted him on the shoulder: "Very good, I hope you can do well, there are many people rushing for this job. "

In fact, it was because they didn't know that Xi Yan, who was a sunny and handsome little wolf dog on the outside, was a problem child in the rebellious period in private.

After two weeks of training, Qu Di seemed to have been stripped of a layer of skin. There was no physical labor and no need to be exposed to the sun and rain, but he felt that his spirit was about to be tortured and something went wrong.

Every day, he read the life assistant's rules, and then wrote down Xiyan's living habits and points that need attention one by one. After so many days, he could memorize it backwards, but gradually there was an embarrassment in his heart. Xi Yan's fear.

He had searched his name privately.

Xiyan, 23 years old, graduated from Y City Conservatory of Music. It has been five years since her debut. Relying on her outstanding appearance and excellent professional ability, she has accumulated many fans in the past five years.His debut single was the sales champion of the month, and he dominated the charts for three consecutive months. The album is not worrying about sales, and has won various awards across the country. He has won the pop song annual single award for three consecutive years. can do it.

Fans nickname him Yanyan, and fans call themselves salted fish. A fish wrapped in salt (yan) can only become a qualified salted fish after being tempered by the scorching sun.

When Qu Di saw this name for the first time, he couldn't help but burst into tears. He heard such a self-proclaimed name for the first time. Was it really fast when he called himself Xianyu?

They don't know if they are going to be happy soon, Qu Di is not very happy anymore, he feels that he is no different from a salted fish now.

He flipped through Xiyan's recent work schedule, and found that they were all interviews and advertisements in some magazines, and the most important job left was the costume drama.

"The machine will be launched on August [-]st, and the opening ceremony will be held in Hongli Film and Television City. Makeup will be in place at [-]:[-] in the morning, and the official start will be at [-]:[-]..."

Why is it so early? Hongli Film and Television City is about five kilometers away from here, and he needs to go out half an hour in advance, that is, he must go out at 07:30, plus the time for washing, wouldn't it mean that he would wake him up at six o'clock.

Qu Di shivered. He didn't forget that Xi Yan was angry about getting up, so it seemed that he had to bite the bullet and do it.

Tomorrow Xiyan has no work all day, and his training is over. Assistant Qiu said that he is going to meet his client tomorrow. Although there is still about a month before the TV series starts, he must Go run in with him first.

In fact, Qiu Wenhan thought it over well, if this doesn't work, he has to find another one, and he reserved a month for himself.

Qudi woke up early the next day, and he took out a set of clothes he bought specially to change into, but for some reason, the clothes that looked good at first became unpleasant to the eye, white T and black trousers, There is a capital letter Q in the middle of the clothes.

He wanted to make himself look a little easier to get close to, but now he was worried that he would appear too casual and disrespect him...

After thinking about it again and again, Qudi still changed into a suit of formal attire. Anyway, he didn't have work today and didn't need to go out, so it seemed more formal. He plucked his hair and felt pretty good.

Qiu Wenhan asked him to go to the company to find him first, and then he took Qudi to meet Xiyan himself. Qudi couldn't help but sigh, this Xiyan is really Tangyi's favorite, and the assistant to the president is busy every day for him.

The two came earlier, it was not until nine o'clock. Xiyan lived in a well-known wealthy area, a large area was full of single-family villas, and there was still a long distance between the houses. Qiu Wenhan didn't ring the doorbell, Just enter the password on the combination lock and go.

"The password here is 59468. Remember, if there is any emergency, you can go in directly, but don't say I told you." This Tang Xiyan values ​​​​his "private space", but as a public figure How could he have any personal space to speak of, at least his brother kept staring at him.

"If he asks, just say that Mr. Tang brought you here." He whispered.

"Mr. Tang?" Does a boss still care about such things? Will he know the password of his employee's home? Qu Di couldn't help gossiping, is there any secret relationship between Mr. Tang and Xiyan...

"Okay, I won't go in. Qiu Fei already greeted him yesterday, and he's probably still asleep, so I don't need to introduce him. I have to go back to work." Joke, can you see that one? Of course the Great Demon King was gone.

Qiu Wenhan smiled kindly: "Go in quickly."

Then he was pushed in, and the door behind him was also closed. The room was very dark, and it took him some time to see the layout clearly. A lot of decorations, a guitar, an oil painting of a lion, vinyl records, and even a taxidermy eagle.

There is a complete set of stereos next to the TV. If you look closely, you will find a gramophone on the cabinet, but I don't know if it is true or not.

The decoration of this house reveals the wildness and unruliness of the owner everywhere, but to be honest, it is really a bit messy, and... ugly, Qu Di complained in his heart.

Next to the sofa is a large floor-to-ceiling window, and the outside should be the small garden that I saw when I came in just now. At this moment, the curtains are drawn tightly, and no light can come in.

He walked to the sofa and sat down, and picked up the jacket that was thrown on the ground. On the table were the leftover takeaway from last night, and unfinished potato chips, while the game console was placed in a pile of garbage Inside, Qu Di couldn't help it after sitting for a while. He took off his suit jacket, unbuttoned the cuff buttons, rolled up the sleeves, stuffed the tie into his breast pocket, and started to pack it up. This place is really too dirty. ...

After he cleaned up the table, he couldn't stay idle. He not only swept the floor, but also dragged it. He searched the kitchen and found that there were no condiments except for instant noodles and other instant food products and a lot of snacks.

So Qu Di returned to his place, picked up his coat and was about to put it on, only to find that the sleeves were stained a little. He wiped it with water, but not only had no effect, but the stain became larger.

He sighed, thinking that he might not be able to see him if he put on his coat.

On the first day Qu Di came here, he realized how sleepy this young master is. He waited until twelve o'clock at noon when he came here, and even fell asleep on the sofa with his eyes squinted.

"Fuck! Who are you!"

Qudi opened his eyes in a daze, and saw Tang Xiyan rushing towards him with the chicken nest head on his head. Before he could react, he was strangled by him. Alpha didn't hold back his breath at all. Smell a sea breeze...

Tang Xiyan's eyes were fierce: "All the illegitimate meals came to the house, huh? Where did the security guard go!? He's still sleeping at my house, are you disgusting!" As he spoke, he groped around with one free hand, planning to take it. He contacted Qiu Fei with his mobile phone, but found that his mobile phone was left upstairs and had not been taken down.

"I'll go..." He tightened his hand and said, "Don't move, if you dare to move, I'll kill you right away!"

Qu Di grabbed his hand, his face turned red, the man's hand was too strong, he was afraid that he would really be strangled to death, so in the next second, Qu Di bent his knees and used Push up a bit...

"I'm from cnm!" Tang Xiyan followed up with this foul

Turning around, the last syllable disappeared into the air. He covered his unspeakable parts and slowly squatted down, unable to straighten his waist.

"Cough cough..." Qu Di was free of restraint, and quickly straightened up, a little helpless: "I'm sorry... I really used a small amount of strength... Does it hurt? Are you okay... How about we go to the hospital .”

Tang Xiyan barely supported the sofa and stood up, raised his head and stared at Qudi with red eyes: "I won't be called Xiyan unless I cut off your thing to sacrifice to heaven!"

Seeing the tears in the corner of his eyes, Qu Di panicked: "You...don't cry..."

Tang Xiyan was stunned for a while, and then yelled at him, "I won't cry if you give your mother a funeral!"

The author says:

Good boy, don't speak foul language!

The first one to get the chance to be alone with Xiao Dizi was Mr. Xiao Tang.