I have you outside

"Brother, let's hurry up and finish asking the questions." Fang Yaping looked at the drawing book in her hand, but there was not much written on it.

"Okay, brother Yiyi, let's continue. Do you have a girlfriend?" Fang Junkai resumed his professional expression and continued to interrogate Yi Tianlin.

"I do not have."

"What about the wife?"

"No more."

"Well, I don't have a girlfriend or a wife. Sister, what should I do with this question?"

"Ask the opposite side!"

"That's right, Dad taught us to think backwards! Brother Yiyi, let me ask you again! Do you have a boyfriend?"

When Yi Tianlin heard this question, he almost vomited blood.How old is this kid, how could he ask such a question!

"Junjun, Brother Yi Yi is a boy, how can he have a boyfriend?" Yi Tianlin tried to communicate with the children.

"Brother, my mother taught boys that it's okay to like boys. This is called gay. So you may also have a boyfriend!"

Yi Tianlin fell into embarrassment, why is their family so avant-garde?Introduce children to this topic early on.

"So brother Yi Yi has a boyfriend?" Fang Junkai asked again.

"I haven't." Yi Tianlin replied helplessly.

"What about the husband? There must be a husband! Because if you don't have a girlfriend, boyfriend, or wife, then only a husband is left! Sister, this question has the answer."

"Okay, I have a husband. What's the husband's name?" Fang Yaping began to record seriously.

"Wait, wait, Yaping, don't scribble!" Yi Tianlin was about to reach out and grab the album.

"Brother Yi Yi! Don't interfere with the minutes of the meeting, okay? You haven't answered what your husband's name is!" Fang Junkai held Yi Tianlin's hand.

"I don't have a boyfriend, so of course I don't have a husband!"

"Sister, what if he said he didn't have one?"

"In this case, if we don't answer a few questions completely, we will definitely be returned by our mother."

"I got it! Otherwise, write Dad's name on it!"

"Brother, you are so smart!" Fang Yaping wrote Fang Qingxian's name extremely fast.

Yi Tianlin froze in place, completely defeated by the two of them.Husband, Fang Qingxian?Yi Tianlin already had a premonition that this information would bring him much trouble.

"Brother Yi Yi is considered a husband in this way?"

"Husband, husband shouldn't mean that, right?" Fang Yaping replied after thinking for a while.

"Brother Yiyi, are you a husband like this?"

"I'm not! Your father is the husband, the husband of others."

"Husband?" Fang Junkai pouted.

"A husband is a husband."

"Then what is husband's husband?" Chang Fang Yaping asked curiously.

"Old man! Just like Santa Claus." Fang Junkai replied excitedly.

"No! Husband's husband is called, Husband." Yi Tianlin raised his volume, overshadowing Fang Junkai's voice.

At this moment, the two brothers and sisters looked at Yi Tianlin as if they were strangers, as if nothing had happened.

"I'm going to keep asking!" Fang Junkai continued to ask.

"Speak." Yi Tianlin was powerless to argue, and only hoped that this interview would end quickly.

"What kind of person does Brother Yi Yi like?"

"You have to answer this too?"

"Of course! Dad said that it is very important to know what the other party likes and dislikes!" Fang Yaping explained to Yi Tianlin.

"Yes, we all have to judge the person's other personalities from the other person's preferences."

Yi Tianlin was speechless, are they really five years old?Do you really think of yourself as a policeman?

"I like mature people."

"What else?" Fang Yaping said while writing.

"Do you want more? Just one more."

"No, at least three, otherwise this question will not count."

"Why so strict?"

"Mom stipulated, otherwise you can tell mom." Fang Yaping looked at Yi Tianlin with wide eyes.

"Brother Yiyi, let's hurry up, we can play with cars and cars after asking!"

"Okay, okay, I also like thoughtfulness and humor."

"What is caring?" Fang Junkai asked suspiciously.

"Caring is... If Dad comes home from get off work today, Junjun will go to the door to get slippers for Dad to wear. This is caring." Yi Tianlin thought of how to explain it so that they would understand the meaning of caring.

"I've done this before, but Dad said it was an act. Brother Yi Yi, how can you talk nonsense!" Fang Junkai complained with his mouth pouted.

"How could it be pretentious! Junjun's appearance is the most obedient, and he should get extra points."

"It's not so good to add points." Fang Yaping rolled her eyes.

This little sister is only five years old and can roll her eyes?It's too exaggerated!Yi Tianlin couldn't help being dumbfounded when he saw Fang Yaping's reaction.

"Sister, how many more questions do you need?" Fang Junkai went to the picture album to read.

"Three questions, and they must be in-depth."

Even the word depth has come out, how do they usually learn it?Yi Tianlin thought about what kind of learning environment could educate such a child.

"Can I ask about the measurements?"

"Of course not, and brother, he is a boy. Dad taught me to ask his size." Fang Yaping corrected Fang Junkai for using the wrong vocabulary.

"So, do you want to ask this?"

"Don't worry, mom said it's not thoughtful to ask such a thing." Fang Yaping crossed out the question in the album.

"Wait, sister, what is unthinking?"

"Brother Yi Yi, Shensi, you don't know?" Fang Junkai looked at Yi Tianlin in surprise.

Yi Tianlin shook his head in embarrassment, he didn't think carefully?What are you talking about?

"Careful thinking is the foreign name for taste. It seems that you need to memorize more English words." Fang Yaping wrote it down in the album.

Oh my god, I was scolded by a five-year-old kid!And it's not standard English.At this time, Yi Tianlin really wanted to find out why the person who taught them English taught Cheng Shensi.

"I thought of it, I thought of it! What kind of books does Brother Yi Yi like to read?" Fang Junkai asked excitedly.

"A book? I'm not reading a book."

The two siblings looked at Yi Tianlin with strange eyes.

"Brother Yiyi isn't reading?"

"Mom said people who don't read are stupid."

"So brother Yiyi is an idiot?"

"Stop! I said, I said! The book I like to read is called... Those Years." Yi Tianlin randomly picked up a title.

"Those years." Fang Yaping wrote it down.

"Brother Yiyi, what was this book about in those years? Is it good? Is it better than Dream of the Red Chamber?"

"Writing in those years...Wait, Junjun, which book did you mention just now?"

"A Dream of Red Mansions, the one written by Cao Xueqin."

"Have you seen Dream of the Red Chamber?"

"I've seen it, I've seen it three times."

"I've watched it four times!" Fang Yaping added later.

Yi Tianlin was stunned!Did I hear you wrong?One watched three times, one watched four times?Dream of the Red Chamber?They just finished reading the classic literature that they can't even read?