I have you outside

"The food is getting cold, eat quickly." Zhang Rui looked at Yi Tianlin in a daze, and couldn't help pinching his cheek.

"What are you doing?" Yi Tianlin saw Zhang Rui pinching his face as soon as he recovered.

"It's time to eat."

"Then why are you pinching me!"

"Because you are beautiful."

Yi Tianlin was confused by Zhang Rui's inexplicable words, frowned, walked to the food, and grabbed a piece of fried chicken with his hands.

"Why don't you use chopsticks?"

"It's too slow, I'm so hungry."

"Okay, as long as you have something to eat." Zhang Rui sat down and opened a can of beer.

"I also want!"

Zhang Rui put the opened can in front of Yi Tianlin, and took out another can from the carton.

"Thank you!" Yi Tianlin picked up the beer and finished it within two or three sips.

"Drink slowly, or you'll get drunk soon."

"No, I'm not that weak!"

"I don't know that."

"Damn it, you don't believe me?" Yi Tianlin put down the fried chicken in his hand.

"You won't know until you drink it." Zhang Rui took out all the beer from the box and placed it on the table. "Half for one person, whoever drinks first will lose."

"The loser is at the disposal of the opponent."

"Okay!" Zhang Rui showed a faint smile, he was digging a hole for himself to jump.

After Yi Tianlin began to practice martial arts, Xi Ze was afraid that his developing hormones would be strong, so he would train him to drink after dinner and pour him down, so that he would not have the idea of ​​venting his desire.But I didn't expect that there are people beyond people, and there is a sky beyond the sky. The Zhang Rui I met was a person who has been in the world since he was a child. To him, beer is the soda that children drink.

Shortly after the two started the competition, another game rule was added, whoever drank his own wine first.Yi Tianlin's personality is completely unexcited, he opened three cans of beer at a time, and drank like drinking boiled water.On the other side, Zhang Rui held his breath and followed his own pace, opening the next can after finishing one can.Yi Tianlin smiled proudly when he saw that his speed was two cans ahead.

"I told you not to compare with me, it's too late to admit defeat!"

"I don't know who wins and who loses? I think you can't finish drinking, are you afraid?" Zhang Rui deliberately stimulated Yi Tianlin.

"Who said that! I'm still sober!" Yi Tianlin opened three more cans of beer and poured them all.

"You drink so fast, but you can't go to the bathroom!"

"Why!" Yi Tianlin was feeling the urge to urinate.

"Drinking in competitions is originally stipulated like this. Who knows if you go to the toilet and take the opportunity to induce vomiting and hangover."

"But I really want to urinate, what should I do?"

"Take this." Zhang Rui took the empty bottle on the ground and gave it to Yi Tianlin.

"Use this? Where are you going?" Yi Tianlin held the empty bottle in doubt.

"Here? Why? Don't you dare? Do you need me to demonstrate?"

"No, I'll do it myself." After Yi Tianlin opened the bottle cap, he pulled down his pants, aimed at the mouth of the bottle, and urinated two-thirds of the PET bottle.

"Are you a buffalo? You pee so much."

"Drink too much, you see how many cans you are. Prepare to surrender!"

"Leave it to you, I'm afraid you will lose too badly." Zhang Rui picked up a can of beer, drank it in one gulp, and poured it down, showing that he drank everything.

"Sneak away!" After Yi Tianlin capped the PET bottle and put on his pants, he opened four cans of beer at a time.

"Want to drink four cans at once? Can you?"

"How could it not work!" Yi Tianlin was provoked again, and finished the four opened cans in 5 minutes.

Zhang Rui secretly laughed, if he drank two or three more cans like this, he was bound to collapse.He picked up a can of beer and pretended to be drinking seriously.

After Yi Tianlin drank four shots, his vision began to blur, and he swayed from side to side in a daze.

"You can't do it?"

"What can't be done! How can a man not do it! I can still drink!" Yi Tianlin reluctantly opened a can, and when he wanted to drink, he didn't point his mouth at it, and the wine was poured all over his body.

"Drink slowly." Zhang Rui stood up and helped Yi Tianlin dry the wine stains on his clothes with toilet paper.

"it's okay."

"It's very wet, or you can just take off your clothes."

"Okay, I'm just hot." Yi Tianlin took off his shirt rashly.

"The trousers are wet too."

"Oh?" Yi Tianlin touched his trousers, they were indeed wet, and he took off his trousers without any hesitation, leaving a pair of boxer trousers that fit close to him.

"Can you still drink?"

"Of course! I have five cans left! Look, you have ten. I'm sure I'll win!"

"Continue, cheers." Zhang Rui raised the wine jar and respected Yi Tianlin.

"Cheers!" Yi Tianlin finished the wine in one go, hiccupped, and leaned his head on the back of the chair.

"What's wrong? Are you drunk?"

"I want to pee."

"Use a plastic bottle."

"Oh." Yi Tianlin bent down unsteadily to pick up the plastic bottle, pulled down his pants, and prepared to urinate.

"Wait! You haven't opened the bottle cap yet!"

Just when Zhang Rui reached out to help Yi Tianlin open the bottle, Yi Tianlin had already urinated, soaking Zhang Rui's entire hand.

"Fuck! Yi Tianlin, what are you doing!" Zhang Rui yelled at Yi Tianlin angrily, but saw Yi Tianlin collapsed on the chair after urinating, without moving.

So drunk?It's so messy, how to clean it?Zhang Rui took out many sheets of tissue paper, dried his hands, and took an unknown piece of clothing on the floor to soak up the urine all over the floor.Zhang Rui left the dormitory, went to the bathroom to wash his hands, and then went to the top floor.

Zhang Rui walked to a bedroom and opened the door without knocking.When the people inside looked up and were about to curse, they saw that the other party was Zhang Rui, so they stopped talking.

"Are you just playing with him openly?" Zhang Rui looked at Brother Qiang pressing Yi Tianlin's roommate.

"Sweet, this feels like an undeveloped brat! Zhang Rui, you found me a good product this time." Brother Qiang stopped his movements and replied to Zhang Rui.

"Don't say that, we each take what we need."

"Where's your friend?"

"He's drunk."

"Then why don't you hurry up and give him..."

"It's up to you! I'm here to see how his roommate is doing, and I'm afraid you'll let him go back and disturb me!"

"Don't worry, this kid is really drunk, and I just gave him a medicine, he won't wake up until noon tomorrow." Brother Qiang said badly.

"Is there any medicine? Get two. I want the long-lasting one."

"Everything is on the table, take as much as you want. Have fun, and remember to give it to me first when you have something in stock next time."

"Aren't you enjoying it?"

"You know what I'm talking about."

"I see, you are useless? Are you out of stock? I will give you priority some other day. Let's go first, and I will lock the door for you!"

"No, no one dares to come in without my permission, except you."

"Go on, you, break."

After Zhang Rui closed the door, Brother Qiang continued to do what he was doing just now.

Zhang Rui walked downstairs, clenched the medicine in his hand, imagining how beautiful and moving it would be to wait for the spring night with Yi Tianlin.