[Ultimate Three Kingdoms] That chasing bastard

Cao Cao and his friends were shocked, so they had to go back and make a long-term plan.

So everyone scattered like birds and beasts.

"Damn it! It's so difficult to enter the school gate. From now on, I will stay at the gate of Guava High School for 5 minutes every day!"

"Stop talking and save your energy. Didn't the old man just say that he came in at the age of 15, and now he is 70 years old. I don't know if he will go out. It's cold and hungry here..."

"What's wrong with telling people to stop talking?"

"..."

Xiuhe Xiaolou hid in a certain deserted cave dwelling. It was so dark that you couldn't see your fingers. The cold wind was blowing outside. The two of them shivered together tiredly, desolate and miserable.

Although everything is an illusion this time, it is too real.

Look at the time of night light in seeman, at 8:00 in the evening, the small building shrinks to the repair side to keep warm.

Xiu generously put his arms around her shoulders, trying to keep her as warm as possible.

"Xiu, do you have any matches?"

Xiu was puzzled, "Who would bring that kind of thing!"

"Let me put it this way, carrying matches is a kind of romance, do you understand now?"

"...I don't understand, and I don't want to understand."

"A match can make a roast chicken and hot milk."

"You think you're a little match girl!" Xiu's stomach growled when she said that.

"I'm so tired, I feel like I won't love again in the future."

"Love what?"

"Roast chicken!"

"Crazy." But it's better than wearing a mask before. (Before Ah Guang returns)

She shivered again, "Brother Liu, it's really cold, mind if I hug him deeper?"

Xiu trembled, "What kind of in-depth method?"

"It's like this, it's much more comfortable, how do you feel?" She crawled into his arms, holding his waist tightly with both hands.

Xiu sighed, "How do you feel? I hugged a big piece of ice."

"Don't you have a kind of warm, fragrant and nephrite jade that dares to bump around like a deer?" Xiaolou was surprised.

"……No."

She suddenly realized, "I understand, you should have become gay because you haven't been dated by the opposite sex for too long, so you don't love women anymore, right?"

"..." Xiu forehead burst out 'ten'.

"By the way, your waist is so slender. It's really soft and easy to knock down. You actually came to Silver Time and Space to start a big business, right?"

"..." burst out two 'ten'.

"According to the body shape, Cao Cao, Guan Yu, Zhang Fei and the others are all attacking. Your small body is obviously weak. In fact, there is a brand of lubricating oil..."

"Enough!" Three 'ten'.

"..."

Xiu took a deep breath, "Say one more word, and I'll throw you out."

Xiaolou swallowed the phrase "Actually, a weak subject can counterattack after acquired training".

The atmosphere fell into silence for an instant.

Just when Xiaolou was counting the sheep and was about to fall asleep, a faint voice came from above his head, "Am I short?"

Xiaolou immediately cheered up, and hurriedly replied, "It's okay, it's just shorter than Dadong Arthur, Xiaoyu, Cao Cao, Guan Yu, Zhang Fei, Zhao Yun and others."

Xiu felt that he was stupid and naive again.

Xiao Lou kindly mentioned Yi, "Actually, you can secretly wear underwear to increase your height~~"

"To shut up."

She kept silent because she felt murderous.

When the cave suddenly brightened and disappeared the next day, Xiaolou opened her eyes slowly and realized that she was drooling. Xiu had woken up a long time ago, and pulled her up expressionlessly, "It's dawn, and I'm still sleeping."

"Because the human flesh pillow is so comfortable!" She wiped her chin.

"..."

Then a bunch of people swarmed over, "Brother! Xiaolou!" Are you okay?

Of course it's okay, didn't you see us hugging each other intimately? !

"Eight Gates Golden Lock Formation": PASS!

Comes with Guan Yu being injured by an arrow!

Guan Yu was a tough guy, so he said sullenly that I was fine, so he put it aside.

Hey, Xiaolou found that there are more friends, Ma Chao, Huang Zhong, Zhao Yun.

After counting like this, excluding the ambitious Cao Cao, Xiuhe Xiaolou has five friends in total.

"Brother~~" the friends called out respectfully.

Xiu was completely out of shape, why did someone join the group in the blink of an eye?

Xiaolou raised his hand, "Well... everyone is doing well, I am very pleased, this is really great."

Xiu pushed her away and smiled dryly at everyone, "Hehe, thank you brothers for saving me."

"Brother is serious~~"

"Brothers!"

"Good base oil..."

So she was thrown out by Xiu.

In general, it has been three days since I came to Silver Time and Space, and she felt that it was time for Ah Guang to calm down, so she took her bag and bid farewell to Xiu.

Xiu glared at her with a look of "I've seen through you a long time ago", "Who was so loyal and said to stay with me?"

Xiaolou coughed lightly, "What is loyalty? In front of love, it's not worth mentioning~~"

He gave her a disgusted look, "You can get out."

"Tie!"

A quarter of an hour later, she returned to Cao Mansion with a sad face.

"Xiu! I'm back from the counterattack!"

build:……

It turned out that she was ejected every time she entered the gate of time and space, so she had no choice but to go back home.

Xiu had no choice but to accompany her on a trip, and stood in front of the door to watch her being ejected again and again.

The mood is quite comfortable.

After a while, she asked out of breath, "Xiu, what do you think?"

Xiu pondered for a moment, "There must be something strange about this matter. Wait, I'll call someone."

The so-called callers were the other three Dongchengwei, Jie Dingming.

Xiu asked solemnly, "What do you think?"

Jie Dingming looked at Xiaolou for a while, and asked, "Have you encountered anything special recently?"

She raised her head in deep thought, "The most special thing is to come to Silver Time and Space to play."

"...Think about it again, did you eat anything or meet someone?" Stirrup asked.

After thinking for a long time, she said, "There is nothing wrong with anyone, but yesterday I picked up a bottle of water in the Eight Gate Golden Lock Formation."

"...then?" Jie asked.

"Then I drank it!"

Ming Fuer, "Basically, children above the age of three don't randomly pick up and eat things on the street."

Xiu: "She must have been very thirsty at the time, let alone just a bottle of ordinary water."

Xiaolou shook his head, "It's not ordinary, I remember it said 'injury tendons and bones washing marrow tea' on the bottle~~"

"..."

Jie Dingming shouted in his heart, "It's not good to hear the name, how stupid are you to drink it!"

Xiu rubs his temples, Tian Hongguang, I really sympathize with you.

Jie Dingming: "This tea seems to be the long-lost marrow washing sutra. Once she drinks it, all her abilities will be lost. That's why she can't enter the gate of time and space."

(Jie Dingming: Why do the three of us have to talk together! Author, how lazy are you!)

Xiaolou was depressed, "No way? Then I can't go back at all?"

Why are there all these strange things in the eight-door golden lock formation?

Xiu said, "Don't worry, it is said that the tea will recover on its own once the effect of the medicine wears off."

"How long was that?"

Xiu stretched out a finger, "A week at the fastest, a year at the slowest..."

"..." Why Mao always makes this kind of stalk!

So Xiaolou has now become a female (corpse hanging) thread without any lethality. She stays in Cao's house all day except for class, and recently she is addicted to the Internet.

In the middle of the night, Xiu tossed and turned, finally got up unbearably, and knocked on the door of the next room.

Xiaolou wore black glasses, his hair was pinched up casually, he opened the door halfway, and blocked the door with a face full of defense, "It's impolite to knock on a lady's door in the middle of the night!"

Xiu gritted his teeth, "Your game is too loud, I can't sleep because of the noise."

Xiaolou scratched his head and closed the door, "Put earplugs on."

Xiu said silently, "I'll tell Jie Dingming not to deliver the letter for you now."

So the door opened again, Xiaolou continued to scratch his head, "It's getting late, I'd better wash up and go to bed early, what do you think?"

"it is good."

"I am going to bed, good night."

Since he could not return to Jin Shikong, Xiaolou wrote a letter of trust and gave it to Ah Guang.

The letter was very simple, with only one sentence from beginning to end: "Don't abandon me, wait for me to come back."

Xiu said, there is also a way to wait for a year, that is to find the legendary 'Youyou bottle', a dark item that can increase the force index by [-] points.

But it seems to be very difficult.

And it's contraband.

So Xiaolou can only continue to dawdle, go to school, eat, play games, and sleep.

Live like a pig.

Even when everyone set off to Tiandang Mountain to find a doctor to treat Guan Yu's arrow injury, she didn't go.

It is said that Guan Yu, a tough guy, lost his personality after he was hit by "Seven Days of Bitch". He sneaked around men and molested his grandma.

Xiaolou felt that he was fairly handsome and had no physical strength, so he decided not to take the risk.

Recently, a new classmate, Lu Bu, was transferred to the class.

Who is Lu Bu?

According to historical records, Lu Bu alone can reach an army of [-] troops.If the conquest is difficult, Lu Bu will decide the world.

With him, Ding Yuan can dominate one side; with him, Dong Zhuo can be arrogant; with him, Wang Yun can turn the tide.

He is handsome, brave and good at fighting, and Fang Tian's painting halberd is invincible.

Therefore, Lu Bu is a panacea, rub it wherever you are weak, and you are guaranteed to stand up.

As a result, Xiaolou looked at people with eager eyes, wow, the number one warrior in the Three Kingdoms.

Although his face is not as white as the legend, his figure is not considered mighty, and his neck is a little short, but the glorious image of Lu Bu in her mind has never changed!

Well, just a little bit disappointed.

Lu Bu, who was seriously studying in class, probably also noticed a scorching gaze from the side, so he turned his head and met someone's adoring gaze, "Student...classmate?"

Wow, the idol is calling me!

Xiao Lou stood up and bowed to him, "Hello! My name is Lou Ke! Nice to meet you!"

The teacher on the podium broke a piece of chalk, so happy for your sister!

"Louke! You're the fraternity here!"

"..."

The whole class burst into laughter.

In fact, Lu Bu is a good boy, Yan Zheng, pure and kind, but he is short-hearted, and his neck is a little short.

He saw that Xiaolou was punished by the teacher to stand up because of him, and he also stood up to accompany him. He was responsible and responsible, and he was a man who carried the burden.

Xiaolou was very moved and clamored to invite him to lunch, and then took him to the dining hall.

The two squeezed together in the long queue with dinner plates in hand. Xiaolou took out an IC card from his pocket and said to Lu Bu, "Don't be polite to me, you can call as much as you want after a while~~ Got money!"

Lu Bu was very happy, because he had just transferred to the Eastern Han Dynasty and had no friends. In fact, he had no friends at all, because his adoptive father forbade him to make friends.

But he took a closer look at the card in the opponent's hand and asked, "Xiaolou, you took the wrong one. This is the VIP card for Hongmen Banquet."

Note: Hongmen Banquet is a restaurant near the Eastern Han Academy, which is the one with the first couplet on it: worrying, worrying, no good meeting; Barbecue; the VIP card was from Xiao Lou who came back from the boss when Cao Cao held a banquet last time.

"Scared? No way?" She took a serious look, and she took it wrong, wait!When I went out today, I thought it was a meal card and threw the other one back into the drawer. So, the real meal card is still lying in the drawer?

"This..." She blinked innocently, "I forgot to bring my meal card."

Lu Bu nodded, and took out his meal card from his pocket, "It's okay, I got the card, I'll treat you today."

Xiaolou burst into tears, "Lu Bu, you are such a good person!"

After eating, the two found an empty table and sat down, chatting and eating.

"Xiaolou, are you usually alone?"

"No~~Xiu and the others have asked for leave these days~~"

"build?"

"Ah, I said, they have asked for leave these days~~"

"Who are they?" Lu Bu hoped to live in peace with Xiaolou's friends in the future.

In fact, in the past at Hedong University, due to his status, no one dared to get close to him. If he could chat for a while, his foster father would say that those people were not worthy of being his friends and ask him to cut off contact.

The foster father is always right, the master is lonely, but it would be great if he could make friends like ordinary people.

Hope this time...

"Lu Bu! Did you listen to me?"

He looked up and saw Xiaolou stretching out his hand in front of him, he smiled, "I'm sorry, I was thinking about something just now, what did you just say?"

Xiao Lou puffed his cheeks, "I said, recently I found a very interesting game, why don't we play the game together after school, how about it?"

He thought for a while and nodded.

After school, Xiaolou took Lv Bu back to Cao's mansion. Cao Cao is the president of the student council, and he has not come back because of his official duties, while Xiu and the others are in deep heat, so now at home, she is the oldest.

She put on an air of Cao Cao, and said with her back, "Butler Liu~~ go prepare dinner~~ greet my friends well~~ By the way, open some bottles of wine~"

After Steward Liu took the order, he hurriedly ordered his servants to prepare.

Lu Bu said enviously, "So your family is so rich..."

She shook her head, "This is not my home, I'm just staying here." Then she lowered her voice and said to him, "It's under the fence, so the wind will make it all the better, so don't use it for nothing~~ Anyway, local tyrants don't care~~"

Hearing this, Lu Bu showed a complicated look, it turned out that the small building was also in the same situation as him.

"Come~go to my room to teach you how to play games~~"

Lu Bu hesitated, saying that the first time you visit someone's boudoir, is it not suitable for etiquette?

But someone hurriedly urged, "What are you doing in a daze, hurry up!"

He had no choice but to bite the bullet and follow her into the room.

As soon as he entered the room, Lu Bu was stunned.

The sheets were messed up, the pillows were crooked to the corner of the bed, the sheets were twisted into a long strip and dragged to the floor, a few books and worn clothes were littered on the floor, the wardrobe door was ajar, a bra shyly exposed, The bottom drawers are fully opened.

Is...was it ransacked?

What a fierce bandit!

Lu Bu immediately stepped in front of Xiaolou, glanced around vigilantly, and said solemnly, "Xiaolou, call the police!"

Xiaolou was puzzled, "What's wrong?"

"It's such a mess here, it's obviously been burglarized!" He continued to be on guard.

"...Uh, you misunderstood, my room is like this..."

"Shrimp rice?"

Xiaolou coughed in embarrassment, "I'm not good at tidying up, so...it became like this. In fact, it's more convenient this way. You can take whatever you want, and you don't have to drive around at all~~ Didn't you notice?"

Lu Bu silently glanced at the drawer under the closet, which was filled with cute panties, then turned his head to look at a slipper thrown on the bedside table, "I didn't find it..."

Normally no one would dare to enter this room, right?

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