I heard I'm a scumbag

Lu Keji made himself a sandwich and started editing the video.

Yuanyuan is familiar with the road, and Uncle Jane's performance is too cute, and it is also very easy to edit.

He edited it with sound and subtitles, and sent it directly to the platform. After a brief wash, he took a quick shower, and lay down on the bed exhausted.

Seeing that he was going to bed, Yuanyuan also moved her ball-like body onto the bed, Uncle Jian looked at him coldly, did not move, and continued to lie on her bed.

Lu Keji turned off the desk lamp, and the whole room was plunged into darkness. He fell into a drowsy sleep, and vaguely felt something moving around him a few times. He only thought that Yuanyuan was restless in his sleep, so he reached out and touched it a few times. I fell asleep before I had time to think about the different feeling in my hand.

When Lu Keji woke up, the two fat cats were still sound asleep on the bed. He was slightly surprised when he saw Uncle Jian, and he didn't know when it climbed up.

He stretched out his hand and gently touched the fur on its body. Before he could take it back, he was startled when he saw it quickly crawl back into his nest.

He took a closer look, and saw that Uncle Jane still had his eyes closed, as if he was still sound asleep. This was... sleepwalking

Gu Zhijian closed her eyes, in fact, she was very ashamed, she wanted to sleep on the bed secretly, and then sneak back to her den in the morning, so that no one would know that she had crawled into bed.

I didn't expect that I overslept and was arrested!

It pretended to be asleep without moving, but Lu Keji didn't notice it. He cleaned up, prepared breakfast, and was ready to go out after eating.

He runs a pet shop, usually there are shop assistants to work, but he often goes to help.

Lu Keji likes small animals, probably because he is usually too lonely, so he wants to get a sense of being needed from their dependence. Only in this way can he feel that his existence is meaningful.

As soon as Lu Keji left, Gu Zhijian became pretentious.

He first paced leisurely in front of the mirror to show off his beautiful and majestic figure, then went around the cat climbing frame, and finally ate the breakfast that Lu Keji prepared for him.

Lu Keji really kept his word, this time there were three small dried fish in his breakfast, he looked into the round lunch box, there were three more, and started to eat in silence.

After eating the small dried fish, it looked at the three small dried fish in the opposite lunch box, tiptoed up the cat's paw, and quietly took out the largest one, and it just ran into the big Garfield Yuanyuan who was washing his face with the cat's paw and saliva.

Yuanyuan saw the small dried fish in its mouth trying to speed up Yuanqiu's body and rushed towards it, and saw two small dried fish in her beautiful small bowl, and began to eat happily, wagging her tail while eating, While eating, he looked up to see that there was nothing in Uncle Jane's bowl, then lowered his head and began to chew, wagging his big tail even more cheerfully.

Gu Zhijian (with a stolen dried fish in his mouth): Ha ha ha ha...

When Gu Zhijian transformed, she was fighting over a bag of jerky with Yuanyuan. Obviously, it was the one who opened the refrigerator with great difficulty, and the jerky was also made by him. It managed to get rid of it, and just when it was too tired and wanted to take a break before eating, the fat cat, which looked stupid and stupid and just stood there, jumped out from the side and took a few away.

This pissed off Gu Zhijian, he could steal Yuanyuan's dried fish, but he couldn't steal his own jerky!

Just about to tear up with Yuanyuan, he suddenly became bigger after a burst of white fluorescence. When Yuanyuan stared at him in a daze, she quickly pulled the dried fish, held it in her hand, and then turned around and opened her mouth, revealing the inside Its little canine teeth bared at it.

Yuanyuan opened her round eyes, a little confused about the situation, and subconsciously thought it was another shit-shoveling officer, so she hurriedly rubbed against him, wanting Gu Zhijian to give him jerky.

Gu Zhijian tugged at its face, poured half a bag for it with a stinky expression, and looked at the refrigerator again. Now, his expression changed from cloudy to sunny, and his eyes gradually brightened. There are so many delicious foods!

The cat food was scattered all over the floor, and the green beans and oats were boiled, but the water and the blanket got wet a lot, and he and Yuanyuan ate most of the chicken liver and breast meat.

Satisfied with wine and food, Gu Zhijian smacked his shiny mouth, rubbed his round and fluffy fur with oily hands, went to the bathroom to wash up, and then began to look for his favorite clothes.

Suddenly, his eyes lit up, and he found a T-shirt at the bottom of a press box. The yellow background said a big mouse stealing cheese was painted, and there were mouse ears on the back hat.

He put on a T-shirt and found a pair of light blue jeans, but unfortunately the shoes didn't fit him, so he had to change into slippers.Gu Zhijian made a face in the mirror, and admired it carefully again, well, if you ignore the shoes, they are handsome and cute, and there is no one else but him.

Pulling on his slippers, he said to Yuanyuan, "Meow"

I'm going out to fool around, do you want to come?

Yuanyuan tilted her head: "Meow"

Have you been neutered yet?

What answered it was the sound of closing the door and the quiet mess behind it.

After leaving the apartment, Gu Zhijian walked out of the community in a familiar way. He was exquisite and good-looking, and his yellow sweater was very conspicuous, which attracted many people's attention.

Gu Zhijian saw someone selling candied haws before realizing that he didn't bring any money. After touching his empty pockets, he decided to walk around.

Lu Keji was reading a book by the window. There was a puppet cat sleeping in his arms. He was tired from reading. He raised his eyes and looked out of the window. He happened to see a boy who was as cute as a cat in his arms. He was wearing a ...promotional t-shirts from their pet store

This kind of T-shirts was a batch they customized a few years ago, mainly to facilitate the identification of cats and cat owners on their side when organizing activities.He also has one, mostly as a keepsake, never worn.

Kind of cute, he thought.

When Lu Keji came home at noon, he found that Uncle Jian was sleeping at the door again. He didn't know where he slipped out. He could slip out but couldn't get in.

He was thinking aimlessly, and when he opened the door, he couldn't believe his eyes, this was his home! !

All kinds of cat snacks were scattered all over the floor, and his wardrobe was opened somehow. The clothes inside were crumpled up, and even his clothes at the bottom of the box were taken out.

And the instigator—he glanced at Yuanyuan who was still happy like a fool, eating everywhere, Yuanyuan was ignorant.

Lu Keji drove it into the bedroom, and warned it viciously: "No food for one day! Next time, no food for a week, it will starve you to death! Do you hear me?"

Regardless of whether Yuanyuan understood it or not, Gu Zhijian understood anyway, and she sat proudly on the sofa, watching Lu Keji resign herself to packing up.

Fortunately, he is smart. After rubbing the clothes casually and stuffing them in the corner, he cleaned all the clothes again, and then went out to squat after turning into a cat, so that no one would know that he did the rubbish.

Lu Keji tidied up the living room, and when he looked up, he saw that Uncle Jian was really sharing the sofa with him, and he was furious. Next time, don't call me Uncle Jane, call her a slave!" He put down the broom, brought up Uncle Jane, and decided to throw it into the bedroom as well.

Gu Zhijian was thrown into the bedroom by him, he cleaned up the mess and started to tidy up the wardrobe.

Then his peripheral vision was attracted by a touch of yellow in the corner, he reached out and took out the ball of clothes, tidied it up, it was the T-shirt worn by the boy he saw today.

Inexplicably, he suddenly wanted to try it.

He put the T-shirt on outside and walked towards the mirror. The young man in the mirror had fair skin and pale lips. The habitually curved corners of his mouth made him always gentle. There was always some pain in his eyes. It is docile and docile, but neither lively nor cute.

He is not suitable for such a showy color, he thought.

He couldn't help but think of the young man outside the window, who was as beautiful as a ball of fire, and his heart, which had been silent for a long time, suddenly beat a few times, as if being scalded by the fire.

Obviously it was his own one-man show, he smiled.