I heard I'm a scumbag

Gu Zhijian immediately saw what he was thinking, he smiled, and instead wrote a poem for Bai Keji, praising him for being extravagant.

Bai Keji nodded shyly, not talking about poetry.

Gu Zhijian's eyes were full of smiles, how could he be so cute.

Qingqing has been wandering on the bridge for a while. She had heard the news earlier that this is the way home for the magistrate of Nalu County. Fang Da, the magistrate of Lu County, will pass by this bridge. Next, Fang Da has always claimed to be sympathetic to the common people, so he will definitely not sit idly by.

Just waiting for Fonda to jump into the river to save her, she opened the incense and promised that he would fall in love with her at first sight.

There is still a bit of drizzle in the blue-black sky, and Qingqing did not bring an oil-paper umbrella. Today she is wearing a white dress, lightly applied powder and black, with half-closed sleeves, and her worried eyebrows and eyes are like the mist in the south of the Yangtze River, which can't be seen clearly, adding a touch of Graceful style.

Fang Da was rushing to the Jishou Bridge, and he had just received a letter from Gu Zhijian, saying that it was Master Bai who counted him as a disaster recently.

Fang Da immediately paid attention to the words that were in vain.

This master is usually taciturn, but in fact he must be very capable. Otherwise, can he let them see his son's ghost?Otherwise, can it be foreshadowed that there will be robbers?

That's right, Fang Da arrived because he saw that the robbers behind Gu Zhijian had been tied up together, and the reason he gave was that Master Bai had already figured out the calamity before he could do it so that they could catch them all in one go.

So when Fang Da saw this letter, he went to buy incense before returning home, planning to worship Buddha at home first, and then go to Qiming Temple to ask for a peace talisman tomorrow.

After Fang Da bought the incense burner, he started to rush home.

He saw a white figure from a long distance away, and when he thought of that letter, he was startled, it couldn't be so unlucky, could it?Before he had time to go home to burn incense and worship Buddha, he was approached by a female ghost! ?

He is afraid of ghosts, he only saw ghosts once in his life, it was his son, he was not afraid because of excessive sadness, but this time it is different.

That female ghost was not related to him at first glance, she stood silently on this empty bridge, she seemed to be waiting for him specially, wouldn't it be his doom? !

Looking closer, the woman is dressed in white and looks like the breath of the underworld (if you want to be pretty and filial to arouse Fang Da's love), she doesn't wear an umbrella (I want to create a cute and pitiful effect to arouse Fang Da's sympathy) , still motionless (putting on a beautiful pose and waiting for Fonda to watch), she is either a fool or a female ghost.

Fang Da stopped, he hesitated.

Is this a female ghost or a fool? ? ?

If it's a stupid person, as a parent officer, he can't ignore it. He must help her find someone in the family. If it's a female ghost, doesn't he have to run away?

He stroked his sideburns on purpose, feeling extremely entangled in his heart, if he ran away, wouldn't it be a shame to face him?What if this female ghost becomes angry from embarrassment and harms the people?What a worry!

Fang Da decided to take a test. If she didn't look at him when he walked on the bridge, she would be stupid. He immediately took him back to the yamen to recuperate, and found her family for her.

If she turns around, then he... will make a judgment based on her performance.

He was holding a bunch of incense burners in his arms, his heart was pounding, Fang Da comforted himself, he just bought incense talisman paper at the incense hall, if it was really a female ghost, he would not panic, at least there must be Tang Tang. The calmness of a large county magistrate.

One step, two steps, three steps...

Fang Da walked more and more slowly, he began to complain why he didn't bring a servant with him when he went out today, it was better than being alone in the world today, oh, there was another person standing by the bridge who didn't know if it was a human or a ghost ...

He finally walked tremblingly to the middle of the bridge, two steps away from the "female ghost", and he managed to calm down.

I saw the "female ghost" who was carrying him on her back turned her head and gave him a, a smile, a smile?smile!

There was no sense of foolishness in this smile, on the contrary, it was so glamorous that Fang Da's heart trembled. It wasn't that he was tempted, but that he thought she wasn't stupid and still standing there in the rain was a ghost or something! ?

Fang Da's eyes widened, and he wanted to run immediately, but his feet seemed to be filled with lead, and he couldn't move.

Qing Qing had already seen Fang Da coming, she deliberately waited until he was close to her before turning her head and smiling slightly, the smile was affectionate, charming and smart, maybe without the fragrance, just the smile would be fascinating.

She waited for the person in front of her to show a stunning and infatuated expression, but she didn't expect him to freeze there as if he was stunned. She only thought that he was stunned by her beauty.

Unexpectedly, after a long while, he showed a frightened and frightened expression, and slowly backed away, trying to escape! ?

Is she that scary?

Seeing that Fang Da was about to run away, she didn't care about pretending to fall into the river for him to be a hero to save the beauty. She took a few steps forward, only wanting to pretend to fall into his arms, open the incense, and let him fall into the trap .

She came forward to Fonda, and he came back to his senses. As she got closer, Fonda suddenly became a little calmer, and he stopped rubbing back. This person is probably in danger of facing the ghost. .

Fang Da groaned inwardly, at this point, he could only fight to the death with this evil spirit, and it should be considered as a benefit to the common people.

Seeing that the "female ghost" was about to walk in front of him, Fang Da took out the incense burner from his arms and threw it at her.It was also because he was too nervous and couldn't throw it steadily, but he didn't miss it so close.

Qing Qing was stunned by the scene in front of her, this man just wanted to throw her away, she is so beautiful!He doesn't want to get close to her, he wants to throw her with something? ? ! !

Qing Qingjue's self-esteem was insulted, and now she didn't deliberately walk gracefully, and directly opened the incense in the sachet.

Fang Da broke out in a cold sweat. He missed a single blow, which obviously angered the "female ghost". Didn't you see that she was about to take out a magic weapon?

At this critical moment, he didn't know where he got the strength to take apart all kinds of incense in his arms, and started throwing them at her:

Bamboo standing incense, ring incense, lying incense, incense tower grains...

The bundles of incense directly tore off the wrapping cloth, and threw them on with shaking hands. The incense spread on the white cloth-like clothes of the female ghost, and some of them were broken. The fragrance spread in all directions, and the smell of incense The rush almost made Qingqing faint.

She was opening the sachet in her hand, and she didn't expect Fangda to come out like this. Although the small bundles of incense burnt by worshiping Buddha were not heavy, they made her delicate skin and tender flesh fall on the ground in pain. on the ground.

She finally opened the sachet, thinking that this time he must be tempted by him, right?Unexpectedly, there were too many incense burnt, and the smell was too strong, which was covered by the scent of incense in the sachet!

Feeling secretly resentful, she gritted her teeth and reached out to grab the hem of his robe.

Fang Da saw that the female ghost had been "defeated by this incense", and even wanted to catch him. He quickly pulled back his clothes and kicked him with his middle-aged but still flexible legs.

Then he ran back in a hurry, he had to hurry back to the yamen, find more people to get rid of this female ghost, this kind of stalking female ghost is too scary!

Seeing Fang Da running so fast, she didn't look like a middle-aged old man who was about to turn [-] at all, she just felt that her breath was stuck in her throat and she couldn't catch it, she was so angry that she trembled.Especially when that kick hit her half of the face, she felt pain, shame and annoyance. By the time she got up, Fonda had already disappeared.

Fang Da ran all the way back to the gate of the yamen, and when he saw a few policemen who were going home, he hurriedly stopped them, explained a few words and hurried to the Jishou Bridge.

After finally rushing back to the bridge, the female ghost has long since disappeared, leaving only the burning incense on the ground.

Could it be that it was wiped out?

Fonda thought, this is good.He smiled, as if he wasn't the one who panicked just now, and nodded slightly, "It seems that the female ghost has been collected by my Buddhist incense. You don't need to panic."

The arresters expressed their understanding. The county magistrate probably lost his beloved son. Recently, he was not in a good mood and had hallucinations. They understood that Mr. Fang is usually an upright and good official. They were very sad because of the death in the case of Lu County, so they were willing to agree to Mr. Fang, as long as he could feel better.

They looked at the bridge deck full of water stains and residual fragrance, with sympathy and respect in their eyes, "My lord is very skilled!"

"My lord is so brave!"

"My lord is like this, it is really the luck of Lu County!"

Fang Da also likes others' flattery, but he pays more attention to reality, and will not change himself because of other people's praise, but he will also be happy because of others' praise, especially this time, in his opinion, he is Guqiao Alone and bravely fighting a miserable female ghost.

But he didn't show it well, he just waved his hand, "Where is that."

However, he was a little reconciled to seeing these arresters go silent, "It is said that the female ghost was dressed in pale white and thin clothes. Although there was no blood on her face, she still laughed ferociously. She even tried to grab my clothes. I dragged her into the river, how could I do what she wished, I threw an incense burner first, cough, not to hit her, but mainly to attract her attention..."

These head arresters showed their faces unbearable, and wanted to comfort him, but they didn't know where to start, so they could only boast: "My lord is wise!"

Fang Da waved his hand and stroked his beard: "Where is that..."