I heard I'm a scumbag

Looking at Acropolis full of energy, Gu Zhijian couldn't help feeling proud of his kindness. Just after he came here, he solved the infamy on the Internet for Acropolis. This time he simply sacrificed himself to change his life. It's really great !

Seeing that everyone had finished greeting each other, the director team told them that the task of this issue was mainly to do some activities to fill their stomachs today.

He and Weicheng are in charge of earning money, Bian Shuang and Yue Beili are in charge of searching for ingredients, and then Li Zhixin and Yu Yao are in charge of cooking.

Originally, it was the sisters Bian Shuang and Yue Beili who made money last time. Because they couldn't make use of their star power, they had to engage in physical labor. The two of them tried their best. Even the cold queen like Bian Shuang paid ten yuan for it. Money sells cuteness.

In addition, the other two groups are also quite interesting, and the effect of the program is very good. Originally, the program group wanted to disrupt and regroup according to the previous practice. Who knew that Gu Zhijian’s recent interviews were very topical, so the director The group was very thug and Gu Zhijian Acropolis was divided into a group and temporarily reorganized each group to exchange jobs.

This time, Gu Zhijian and Weicheng needed to go to the market in a relatively backward small county town, no matter what they did, they could earn enough 200 yuan.

But because the make-up artist has put them on strange makeup and even put on wigs, passers-by will generally not recognize their appearance.

The time was from 10 o'clock when they arrived to 30:[-].

Wei Cheng was quite happy at first, he was very confident in his appearance and acting like a baby, but when he saw his makeup, his face suddenly became bitter, and the program team was also criticized.

A large scar was drawn on his face, because he deliberately thickened his eyebrows, matched with corresponding makeup, and had a big bald head, which made this person look particularly unfriendly.

Slightly raised eyebrows seemed to be threatening others, not to mention acting cute and coquettish with others, just like this, walking on the street would be avoided by people.

When he saw Gu Zhijian, he couldn't help laughing again.

Gu Zhijian has a head of white hair, a shabby robe, long eyebrows and beard glued on, and a pair of black cloth shoes, like a fairy-tale old man.

The program team is so good at playing!

Before he could speak, he was told that his equipment hadn't been finished yet. When he entered the dressing room with a dazed expression, he felt like he didn't want to say anything when he saw the clothes inside.

When he finally finished it, he felt that he didn't even have the courage to open the changing room.

Gu Zhijian, who had been waiting for Acropolis for 10 minutes, saw that Acropolis was wearing a leather waistcoat with many rivets and red and green floral pants. Looking at the prancing white tiger, on the left arm is a blue... blue lotus flower

Seeing Gu Zhijian's shocked gaze, Weicheng said awkwardly: "The makeup artist said that Zuo Qinglong and Right Baihu are outdated, so he created an original style..."

"what style"

"The heart has the Tigers, fine sniffing the rose."

Gu Zhijian looked it over carefully, "Isn't that a lotus?"

"Hey, what, the makeup artist doesn't have rose tattoo stickers, so I put a lotus flower on it."

"Does he not have the dragon tattoo stickers?"

"Yeah, how do you know?"

Gu Zhijian: Because the makeup artist is fooling you silly boy.

Now that the make-up was finished, the director team immediately dragged them to the market.

After putting them down, the car's door closing sound is extremely crisp, and the sound of starting the accelerator is also very fast.

Very good, now they are the most beautiful boys on this street, and there is no need for them to act separately, the whole street can see that the two of them are a pair of snakes.

The photography technology in this world is very advanced. Directors don’t need photographers to drag heavy machines to follow the stars around. Instead, they directly use electronic technology and miniature cameras, and they can remotely control the miniature cameras to follow the shots. This also makes the two of them more and more Like two psychos.

A few wisps of early autumn wind swayed the yellow leaves on the branches. The place was empty. There were shouts, laughter, and curses from the market not far away. The aroma of food floated over. white smoke.

And there's nothing here, just two "well-dressed"

...a lonely neurosis.

Wei Cheng touched the blue lotus on his arm, "Brother Gu, what do you think?"

Gu Zhijian: "Why don't you collect protection fees."

Acropolis: ...

"Brother Gu, do you have any props?"

"Yes," Gu Zhijian took out his pocket, "I picked two small gourds from our yard..."

Although the other two groups are having a hard time, Bian Shuang and Yue Beili need to go to the mountains to find something to eat, Li Zhixin and Yu Yao need to use stones, clay and other things to make cooking tools, but Weicheng feels that they are not there So... retarded.

"Go, let's take a look first."

A fortune teller came to the entrance of the market in Tanghe Town. The old man was five or sixty years old this year, and he was still in good spirits.

Wearing a shabby long robe, he looks like a fairy, and he does not set up a booth for others, puts a picture of yin and yang, a bamboo tube drawn by lottery, is alone, puts his hands in the sleeves of his chest, does not read books or draw talismans (no money to buy) props), occasionally pinching fingers to make calculations, or just talking.

Although most people don't believe it very much, this old man can tell what you think in a few words, and fortune-telling doesn't cost money.People in Huaguo generally adhere to the idea of ​​preferring to believe in what is there, not to believe in what is not, and the principle of not wanting nothing, and hesitate for a while whether to come forward to make a calculation.

But I don't know what to do, so there are many people who have seen it, but no one has calculated it.

The crowd was gathering, and a road was opened to the east.

Weicheng maintains the image of the boss of the black society, and walks out with his head held high and his six relatives ignoring him. He silently tells himself that now he is the most beautiful boy on this street.

After finally walking in front of Gu Zhijian, he wiped the sweat from his temples by straightening his sunglasses, and said in a pinched voice, "Hey, old man, what do you mean by fortune-telling?"

"Marriage, love, and wealth all count."

Acropolis expressed doubts about this, snorted coldly, and walked over, "Then you do the math for me."

Next, Gu Zhijian calculated Weicheng's birthday, Weicheng's expression changed slightly, and he didn't exaggerate "too accurate" with a shocked face, but said vaguely, "It's okay, it's okay".

If he immediately looked surprised, and then said: "Wow, it's amazing! This can be counted." Others will definitely think it's a show, it's a joke, and when he behaves so strangely, people will scratch their heads curiously: What the hell is this? Yes or no!

Someone wanted to ask him a question, but they didn't dare to speak out when they saw his attire, the scars on his face and his fierce face.

More people looked at his expression carefully, it seemed that he was right, if he was wrong, this man should have said it long ago, but why didn't he just say it right, but gave such an ambiguous answer.

Looking at his attire, they seem to understand, probably because they dare not reveal their information for fear that their enemies will find out.After all, there are not many enemies who are black and astringent.

When the Acropolis finished the calculation and left, some people began to want to tell the fortune.

Gu Zhijian said directly: "It's a coincidence that I passed by this place this time. Pindao calculated three hexagrams for you, and then started on the road. Now that I have finished one hexagram, I don't know who else is willing to do it."

The second one is an aunt who just finished shopping for groceries. She looks like the kind of enthusiastic aunt who likes to dance in the square. The question she came up to ask was also very straightforward, "Ask how old she will live."

This aunt’s family is happy and wealthy, she has at least one son and one daughter, her daughter-in-law is just pregnant with twins, and her daughter is a high-achieving student. You ask him why he knew that when he passed the vegetable stall just now, the aunt and the vegetable vendor chatted loudly. are difficult.

Gu Zhijian directly said that their fortune-telling is a secret, and it is not easy to get a glimpse of it by chance, and it is impossible to calculate the specific number, but once a Wenqu star descended into her belly, and if nothing happens to her, she will be blessed with grandson in the near future.He also said that she has a blessed face, she must live a long life, and there will be many comfortable days in the future, which made the old lady smile.

By the way, he also gave her a small gourd, wishing her many children and grandchildren.

I coaxed away the grocery shopping aunt, because there was only one place left, and everyone started to move around.

At this time, I saw a middle-aged man in a suit and leather shoes, with pomade on his head, and wearing glasses sneered, "Some people believe in such things!"

Gu Zhijian looked up, hehe, this person's dress is also very out of tune with the surroundings!

Looking at the noisy environment around him, Fan Ping felt a sense of boredom welling up in his heart. He glanced at the woman beside him. She was unkempt, with a haggard face, and when she heard about free, she flocked to her like those aunts.

Every day in the market, I bargain with the vendors for a dime or two, and I dress just like those old ladies.

The more he looked at it, the more he felt that his decision was correct.

Gu Zhijian stroked his beard, and replied with a specially changed voice: "Why did you say that?"

Fan Ping smiled coldly, "Then you count me in."

"You...will be in great trouble within three seconds."

Before he had time to taunt, he was greeted by a shrill voice: "Fan Ping! You fucking tell me who she is!"

Fan Ping turned his head suddenly, why is she here!

Fan Ping is a professor. He is in his 30s, but he is well-dressed and knows how to dress up. In addition, he can play well with girls, so he is more popular with female college students in college.

He has a wife, the one who buys groceries with him, but the wife who is quite useless to him can only be regarded as his nanny.

All he is unmarried to the outside world.

It was his girlfriend who called him, who was also his student. When this girl was in his class, he took the initiative to add WeChat.

Gradually developed into boyfriend and girlfriend, he just wanted to be cool, but who knew she was pregnant!

This Coke ruined Fan Ping. He has been married for ten years and has no children. It is impossible not to be in a hurry, but he has checked secretly.

I worked secretly for many years to no avail, but I didn't expect to win the lottery on her, and this time I did!

Ever since he heard the news, Fan Ping thought of divorce.

But the divorce is easy to handle, and the house they live in still has his wife's name written on it, so while telling her that he wants to marry her without telling the truth to his girlfriend, he coaxes his wife to get out of her real estate.

This time too, he didn't want to go to the vegetable market at first, but he wanted to coax out the real estate certificate, so he had to be patient and go shopping with her.

It just so happened that there was a fortune teller here, and his wife wanted to come and take a look as soon as she heard it was free.

Shu Mei originally wanted to help her mother buy vegetables, but she didn't expect to see her boyfriend leading another woman.

Uglier than her, older than her, and even taller than pregnant

She is worse.

She became angry immediately, ran up to him in a few steps, and questioned him directly.

Fan Ping's brain was spinning rapidly. He had no choice but to abandon the house. Anyway, Zai Hui was a timid woman by nature. He dared not resist anything, "This is my sister."

"Really!" Shu Mei looked at him suspiciously.

"Yes, my sister and I have a natural relationship..."

Gu Zhijian combed her white beard slowly, "Girl, just believe it, this gentleman and his sister must have a very good relationship, you see, they still wear the same ring that they love as siblings!"

Fan Ping suddenly lowered his head. He was indeed wearing a ring on his right ring finger. He would only wear this ring when he was at home, but he forgot to take it off when he went out to buy groceries.

Shu Mei took a look, couple rings!

She smiled coldly, "This is the sibling you said, I'm still pregnant with your child..."

"Meimei, listen to my explanation, I didn't intend to hide it from you..." Fan Ping knew that he couldn't hide it, so he had to resort to bitterness.His knees go limp—

Gu Zhijian smoothed the folds on the robe, "Girl, just listen to his explanation, he definitely didn't want to wait until you are pregnant, and then tell you, so that you have no choice but to accept your fate and marry him, He will definitely not beg you on his knees in the future, such a moral kidnapping will soften your heart. He must have a hard time!" He said in a comforting tone.

Fan Ping's knee straightened all of a sudden, he staggered and almost fell to the ground.