The neighbor is my little daughter-in-law

Xu Zhen walked home with his little "girlfriend" in his arms, his face was burning red, and he even felt that his body temperature was two degrees higher.

Xu Zhen was uncomfortable, but the child was generous. He looked at Xu Zhen, lay in his brother's arms and complained endlessly: "Brother, don't you feel bad when you beat your girlfriend? You hit him so hard that you cried."

Xu Zhen remembered the greasy and soft touch, and Xu Zhen moved his body awkwardly.Put the child down and let him walk on his own.

The child walked backwards with his back on his back, tilted his head to look at Xu Zhen, and bargained with Xu Zhen: "Brother, can "girlfriend" make mistakes in the future and change the oral education?"

Xu Zhen was ashamed and angry.Before he could speak, the child went on to say earnestly: "Besides, I'm really sick. It's not because of your distress."

Xu Zhengang wanted to say that I don't feel bad.

As a result, the mouth is not as fast as the child's.Just listen to him muttering and continuing to teach: "Besides, girlfriends have to be coaxed, buy delicious food, say nice sweet words, meet girlfriend's requirements, and treat them like babies. can not fight."

徐桢眯了眯眼,顿时警惕起来：“你怎么对女朋友这么了解？你是不是偷偷的再学校里谈恋爱了？我警告你，陆小衍,要是让我发现你早恋,你还挨揍。 "

The child looked at his elder brother, sighed pretentiously to worry about Xu Zhen, and then secretly probed: "Oh brother, you are so violent, who would dare to be your girlfriend, that is me, I am resistant to beatings and generous, I don't dislike you Forget it, who told Yanyan to be raised by you, since no one will want you in the future, let Yanyan raise you."

The child seemed to have thought of something happy, and his little white teeth were all grinning.

Xu Zhen was amused: "It doesn't count that you relied on me for the first half of your life, and you still want to rely on me for the second half of your life, and then I have to thank you for not despising me, you think beautifully."

The child suddenly stopped, looked at Xu Zhen firmly, and asked seriously: "Isn't it good to live with Yanyan for a lifetime? Does my brother have to find a girlfriend?"

The child looked up at him with his head up halfway, his clear and bright eyes stared straight at him, obviously not aggressive, but seemed to be able to penetrate his disguise, smash all his struggles directly, and reveal his true nature idea.

Xu Zhen almost blurted out the word "good", but braked in time, covered his thoughts, and touched the top of his head: "Let's go, don't you want to eat meat pie? My brother will take you to eat meat pie."

The child was a little disappointed when he didn't get the answer, squatting on the ground and refusing to leave, he was still promoting himself: "What's wrong with Yanyan, she is obedient and cute, but it's easy to raise, and it's hard to coax a girlfriend who loses her temper , Yanyan don't want to..."

Xu Zhen kicked his ass and scolded: "You are harder to coax than your girlfriend, do you still eat meatloaf? If not, let's go home and eat ginger smoothie."

The child really wanted to have the backbone to say "don't eat", but when he thought of Jiang, he patted his butt and stood up, and followed his brother to eat meatloaf.

Liji Meat Cakes are all handmade from dough to chopping stuffing. They are freshened with mushroom water and few miscellaneous seasonings are used. The big cakes are crispy on the outside and salty on the inside. The only downside is that the dough at the corners is a bit thick.

Xu Zhen and the children often come to eat, and they are already familiar with the boss.I ordered a meat pie, a plate of fried meat, a garlic flower armor, and finally a stir-fried seasonal vegetable. When the boss served them the pie with a cross-shaped knife, he also gave them a plate of cauliflower without ginger powder.

The child ate the stuffed part, and then Xu Zhen ate the child's remaining dough very consciously and naturally.

Next to Xu Zhen and the child should be a young couple. Looking at their young age, they should be high school students.Little girls in love are a little bit comparison-minded. Seeing the interaction between Xu Zhen and the child, she also took a piece of cake and ate the middle part, and handed the outermost dough to her boyfriend's mouth, playing like a baby with a long voice: "Help me eat it. It's too hard to eat. I don't like it."

The boy was probably a single-core straight guy, frowning and avoiding his girlfriend's chopsticks: "If you don't like it, just throw it away, and I don't like it either."

There was low laughter all around, the little girl was very ashamed and indignant, if the little girl was smart, she should know that there is a word called Qiu Hou to settle accounts, but unfortunately the little girl was dazzled by anger, and slapped the table: "Zou Yan, do you still want to get along with me?" , and then you gave it to me to eat."

This couple is probably a novice in love, and they haven’t gotten along very well yet. The little boy was also angry, and raised his voice: "Can you stop making trouble for no reason, don’t want to get along with anything, throw it away if you don’t like it, you have to force it What do I eat, I don’t like to eat either.”

But any little girl who is in love can't hear the word vexatious, and she will explode as soon as she hears it, and the little girl is about to burst into tears: "Why did I make trouble unreasonably, you are my boyfriend, help me eat something I don't like What's the matter, take a look at what other people's boyfriends do, and then take a look at you."

If the little girl can't hear others saying that she is making trouble out of no reason, then the little boy can't even listen to his girlfriend saying that you look at so-and-so's boyfriend.

The little boy said angrily: "Then go find someone else's boyfriend."

The little girl was really crying now, she flung her hands and ran out: "Are you talking about breaking up? Okay, okay, Zou Yan, don't regret it..."

The little boy endured for two seconds, and finally chased him out.

Xu Zhen and the child stared at this scene dumbfounded. The child finished the meal in silence. When he went home, he saw the young couple at the intersection. The little girl was still crying. The boy disapproved all over his face, but he still apologized with a low eyebrow and pleasing to the eye. He was still holding a big push of food and several dolls and stuffed them into the little girl's hands. He wanted to kiss his girlfriend, but It's a pity that the little girl is very temperamental, and she hasn't coaxed her well after so long.Don't even think about kissing, I didn't slap you and slap you on your face, it's because of this girl's mercy.

After they had passed by, the child still looked back, Xu Zhen couldn't help but turned his head around: "I haven't seen young couples quarreling, what's so interesting?"

The child looked at the little boy with sympathy, turned his head and said to Xu Zhen in a tone of joy that I didn't lie to you: "Brother, you see that Yanyan didn't lie to you. Girlfriends are difficult to coax, very difficult to coax." Love to cry, very annoying, "

The child paused for a moment, and said with a more serious tone: "If you are angry, you still won't let me kiss you."

The child was complacent: "Yanyan doesn't cry so much. When she gets angry, she asks for a kiss. A kiss will stop her anger. Isn't it very easy to coax?"

The child rebuked his girlfriend for a lot of shortcomings, and asked Xu Zhen eagerly: "Brother, do you still want to find a girlfriend?"

As soon as Xu Zhen opened his mouth, he heard the child talking to himself: "There is Yanyan, who is cute and easy to coax, and still wants to kiss, but also wants to find a girlfriend who is difficult to coax, loses his temper and refuses to kiss, how stupid it is!"

Xu Zhengang wanted to say that girlfriends not only lose their temper, they are also cute when they don't lose their temper, they are soft, cute and caring, but in front of the scorching eyes of children, they dare not say it out loud.

But when it came to kissing, the child was dissatisfied again. He poked Xu Zhen with his finger: "Brother, haven't you kissed for a long time?"

Xu Zhen choked on his own saliva, he tried his best to say in a normal tone: "Lu Xiaoyan, didn't we agree to wait until you grow as tall as your brother before we can kiss you again."

The child stepped on the feet, he was only a little over 1.6 meters, and Xu Zhen was already 1.8 meters [-]. The child gestured with his hands, a little sad: "Brother, why are you growing so fast? If you continue to grow so long, Yanyan can only wait You can be as tall as you when you become an old man and draw back."

The more the child thought about it, the more terrified he became: "Could it be that Yanyan has to wait until his brother is as old as grandpa before he can kiss?"

Xu Zhen held back a smile to tease him: "How about we change one, a full English score for a kiss, a hundred full English scores for a tongue-sticking kiss?"

The child was angry. He was different from his elder brother. His elder brother was a top student, but he was not. He had the same remedial lessons and the same schooling, but his grades just couldn’t go up. After all these years, his elder brother was dragging him to the bottom. , barely average.But the child's single-subject scores in mathematics are very good, and almost every time they get full marks in mathematics.

The child turned his head: "Why don't you say that you can exchange a full score in math for a kiss?"

The child tilted his head and thought for a while: "Brother, the city will hold a national Mathematical Olympiad competition at the end of December. The teacher asked me to sign up. If... if I get the top three, can I change to another kiss?"

Xu Zhen made the child's heart itch, and he pursed his lips: "You get it first, then we can talk about it!"

The next day was Saturday, Xu Zhen slept with the child in his arms until he woke up naturally, took him downstairs to eat a bowl of chaos, and rented a bicycle to take him around the small alleys, and bought a bowl when he was hungry. Huoshao squatted at the vermilion gate of the house, listening to the old man basking in the sun talking about the past and the present with great interest.

In the afternoon, when I sneaked into the small square, the child bought some pigeon grains for [-] cents, and squatted there to feed the pigeons. The pigeons there seemed to be used to being fed, and they were not afraid of people. , and boldly jumped onto his palm to peck at it.

It didn't hurt, it was itchy, and the child didn't dare to move, so he stiffened and called his brother.

When the child yelled, the pigeon was frightened, flew up and circled him for a while, but fell down again without realizing the danger, and pecked the child's nose fiercely before leaving when it was full.

The child in pain threw the millet all over him, and the pigeons circling in the sky instantly surrounded Xiao Lu Yan. Knowing that the child was not in danger, Xu Zhen couldn't breathe with a smile. Seeing more and more pigeons, the child shouted " Brother" voice became more and more angry, Xu Zhen rushed in and rescued the child.

There were a lot of pigeon feathers on the child's head and body, coupled with the little red spots on the nose that were pecked out by pigeons, Xu Zhen couldn't help laughing again.

Xiao Luyan felt that she had been hurt, and jumped into her brother's arms. The angry little white teeth also left a row of teeth marks on the tip of her brother's nose.

When I went home at night, the child's anger was still there. When Xu Zhen hugged him and lay on the bed together, the child didn't get into his arms as usual, but turned his back to him, expressing anger, but Xu Zhen hugged him. He didn't hide either.

Xu Zhen hugged the child's body in his arms, turned himself over to face him, and kissed him on the lips: "Okay, brother, kiss, don't be angry, okay?"

After being kissed, the child immediately became happy, her little face was red, she rubbed against Xu Zhen's chest, and said in a soft voice, "Okay!"

Xu Zhen chuckled, it was really coaxing...