The neighbor is my little daughter-in-law

One day, the old couple finally caught up with the fashion, and went to the cinema with a big bucket of popcorn to watch the animation movie "Animal Crazy Season", which was blown up by the majority of netizens.

It talks about the courtship methods of various animals, and the content is relaxed and funny, which is very suitable for decompression and relaxation on busy weekends.

Xu Zhen was not too impressed with this kind of exaggerated and funny plot, but Lu Yan spit out Coke laughing all the way out, half pressed on his brother's shoulder and laughed non-stop when he left the cinema.

Xu Zhen thinks this is probably really a generation gap. He is old and can’t get the point of young people at all. What’s the joke in this popular science movie? Moreover, when the screenwriter wrote the manuscript, he didn’t check the information rigorously. There are several places All obviously wrong.

For example, it is the male peacock not the female peacock who opens its tail to court....

But seeing the child laughing with pain in his stomach, Xu Zhen silently swallowed back the lecture, forget it, it's rare for the child to be happy, so he didn't disappoint.

The movie may really appeal to children, until the meal is over, the children are still talking about the interesting jokes in it, and occasionally discuss with Xu Zhen: "Brother, is the dog smelling the butt really courting? "

"Does a hedgehog really go around in circles when he meets a girl he likes?"

Xu Zhen gave the child a fish eye, watched him eat it, and then replied: "The dog smelling the butt may not necessarily be courting, it can only be said that there is such a possibility."

"Dogs know the world mainly through their sense of smell. Dogs can use smell to get the identity of each other, and then store it, just like we humans can distinguish a person's appearance through eyes. We will meet again next time." Sometimes you only need to take a look (smell) to know who the other party is."

"Of course, some dogs do this when they're courting or wanting to make friends."

The child found it very interesting, and tilted his head to explain: "Well, that is to say, when a male dog smells a bitch, it is courtship, and when a male dog smells a male dog, it is begging for friends."

Xu Zhen felt that according to the child's way of thinking, his science popularization could not go on, so he nodded perfunctorily: "Well, you are right."

Xiao Luyan looked at his brother's butt ambiguously, looked around with treacherous eyebrows, and took a deep breath when no one was paying attention. Sweet breath.

The child smiled "hehe": "Brother, if one day you get lost, I will..."

Xu Zhen covered the child's mouth all at once, with a distressed expression on his face: "I won't lose it, please don't tell me..."

The place where the two of them ate was a small restaurant. It was past the meal time and there were not many people. The boss started to eat dinner at the side after serving them. The proprietress finished eating earlier and poured a glass of home-brewed wine beside her. While drinking the wine, she talked with her husband, and the proprietress softly told her husband about the interesting things of the day.

Lu Yan smelled the rich aroma of the wine and was very greedy. He got up and asked the proprietress for a drink. The wine he made was not blended and had no essence, but the alcohol content was a little high. , I stepped on cotton under my feet.

The little drunkard didn't taste very good when he was drunk, Xu Zhen was tortured along the way to kiss, hug and carry, Xu Zhen was sweating profusely from the torture, and managed to get the little drunk back home.

Without even taking a breath, Xu Zhen hurriedly shoved him into the bathroom and washed him clean, then quickly stuffed him into the quilt and coaxed him to sleep.

It took a lot of effort to coax people to sleep, Xu Zhen turned off the headlights and left a small night light, wiped off his sweat and went to the bathroom to take a bath by himself, and after Xu Zhen finished the bath, he changed the clothes of the two of them After washing it, I came back.

In the bedroom, there was a small bulge on the bed, and the thin quilt was covered from head to toe. Xu Zhen frowned slightly, and lifted the quilt with one hand: "Why did you get into the quilt again..."

When the quilt was lifted, a small naked figure jumped out and hugged Xu Zhen with hands and feet.

Xu Zhen was taken aback, hugged the child instinctively, gritted his teeth to stabilize, put him on the bed and reprimanded him: "What's the trouble if you don't sleep..what..."

Xu Zhen's eyes straightened when he saw the child's dress halfway through his words.

The pajamas he put on the child with his own hands half an hour ago are gone. The child is lying on the bed on all fours, imitating the appearance of a puppy. On his head, there is an extra puppy with a luminous hairpin, and two puppy ears stick out on the top of his head. , with moist eyes and fair skin, bared her small teeth and gave Xu Zhen a "woof"...

It was so exciting, Xu Zhen had no resistance to such a temptation, so he threw the big bath towel and jumped on it...

The night light was lit all night, and when the sky turned pale, Xu Zhen was finally squeezed out of the last drop of stored food by this little guy. He didn't even have the energy to clean it up.

When he opened his eyes again, it was already dark. Xu Zhen stretched his waist and reached out to touch the villain next to him. After touching for a long time, he didn't find anyone. Xu Zhen was not in a hurry. Sometimes he fell into a deep sleep. The child Just get up first.

Xu Zhen was lazy on the bed for a while before getting up: "Yanyan..."

The house was quiet, there was nothing, Xu Zhen called out twice, but still no one answered, Xu Zhen was suspicious, where did the child go...

Xu Zhen opened the door and took two steps outside. The night lights in the community were already on, and the little apple was singing to a climax in the square not far away. Xu Zhen walked along the path for a short distance without seeing the child...

Not long after Xu Zhen left, a wet little white dog ran out of the bathroom on the first floor. The little white dog sniffed the ground and ran out chasing the smell...

Xu Zhen didn't dare to go too far, he thought that the child might have gone out to buy supper, and the door of the house was not locked, so Xu Zhen turned around and went back.

The little white dog ran after Xu Zhen's smell for a long time, until he came to the square. There were too many people in the square, and there were also many people selling snacks. Barbecue, Malatang, fried snails, pancakes and fruits all had a strong taste.

The little white dog shook his head and sneezed twice, then he was dumbfounded, the smell was too mixed, he couldn't tell where the familiar smell was.

The little white dog barked twice anxiously, scratching his ears with his little paws.

Beside the little white dog is a northeastern uncle who sells roasted cold noodles. There is also a pastoral dog squatting beside the stall. The uncle looks down at the little white dog who is staring at him eagerly. He skillfully roasts a sausage and feeds it to them. .

The little white dog stuck out his tongue and licked it. The taste was not to his liking, so he turned away the dog's head and refused to eat it.

The uncle looked at its snow-white fluffy fur with a cigarette in his mouth and said "tsk": "You are quite picky, but I can only feed this. You can eat it or not."

The little soil dog finished his half, and leaned over to hear the little white dog barking twice.

[Little Dog]: Why don't you eat it?The sausage is delicious.

[Little White Dog]: I usually don’t seem to eat this.

The little dog finished eating half of the sausage, and leaned over to chat with it: "Whose family do you belong to? Why have I never seen you before? Who is your master?"

The little white dog's eyes were blank: who is he?Where is he?

The little soil dog's wet little nose leaned over and pushed the little white dog somersaults, and its little paw stepped on its belly to smell.

The little white dog was startled and resisted.

[Little native dog]: Don't move, I'll know who you belong to when I smell it. There are no dogs I'm not familiar with in this area.

Something flashed in the little white dog's mind: You will know whose house it is by smelling it?

The child was lost all night, and Xu Zhen was about to go crazy. The child's clothes, phone, and other daily necessities were all there, but he was gone.

Xu Zhen checked everything outside the house, and their friends and classmates also confirmed it, no..no..

The child had never disappeared like this without saying a word. He would not scare his brother like this, so Xu Zhen was in a hurry. He even called Uncle Mo and asked him to find someone.

Xu Zhen once thought that the Lu family was playing tricks, and took the opportunity to steal little Lu Yan.

Xu Zhen went crazy in a hurry, the Lu family was turned upside down by him, it didn't look like he was lying and hiding someone, Xu Zhen was relieved and desperate at the same time.

Xu Zhen looked at the ring on his finger and asked in a low voice, "Yanyan...where have you been?"

A little gray dog ​​in the community barked "Wow".

Xu Zhen followed the sound and saw a dirty little dog biting the neck of another little black dog, with its two front paws pressing on the belly of the other little black dog, and leaning over with its head down. Smell the little black dog's ass...

After smelling this one, it seemed that I didn’t like it. The puppy let go of it and chased after the clean little golden retriever until it smelled all the puppies nearby..

Xu Zhen looked at the side for a while, and his heart moved. He squatted down and stretched out his hand to the dirty puppy with no friends to play with, and shouted softly: "Yanyan..."

The puppy's nose moved, and it tilted its head to look at Xu Zhen for a while, then suddenly ran over and rubbed against his trouser legs.

Xu Zhen didn't find Lu Yan, so he brought a dirty puppy home, and after bathing it, he found that this little dog, which was not a rare breed, was actually quite good-looking.

Xu Zhen poured it a bowl of milk, the puppy licked and drank a couple of sips, and when Xu Zhen went to bed, he also jumped on it.

Xu Zhen was restless, put the puppy on the carpet, and said in a low voice, "You can't sleep here."

The puppy looked at Xu Zhen blankly for a while, as if he couldn't understand what he was saying.

When Xu Zhen let go of it, the little guy jumped up again, and Xu Zhen held his neck: "You really can't sleep here."

The puppy sticks out its tongue to lick the back of Xu Zhen's hand, looks at Xu Zhen with big black eyes, and wags its tail quickly, as if to please him.

Xu Zhen closed his eyes, such eyes always reminded him of a child, Xu Zhen thought for a while and wanted to put him on his pillow: "Okay, you can sleep here!"

Xu Zhen turned off the light, thinking carefully about where the child could go, but half asleep and half awake, he only felt that something was pressing on him, and he felt a little out of breath.

Xu Zhen reluctantly opened his eyes, and found a monster with a child's face and a big dog's body holding his body, turning over and bowing his head: "Don't move, I'll smell it...".

Xu Zhen was so frightened that he was half dead, he suddenly opened his eyes and gasped for breath, his eyes were frightened and restless.

Xu Zhen turned his head and glanced to the side, the child was sleeping peacefully in his arms, Xu Zhen heaved a sigh of relief, luckily it was just a dream...