The beast boy and the cute mermaid

Before Yu Xiaoxiao's joy of being a mother could swell, she was hit by reality.

The cub not only fed his parents a sip of bath water, but his broken silver tail spiraled up into the sky in the small water tank, as if celebrating his birth into this world, and then almost splashed half of the water in the tank onto his parents' faces...

The remaining half of the water in the tank splashed to the ground...

Yu Lang reacted quickly. He threw a large bath towel over the water tank mouth to cover it. Then he folded his body and pushed Yu Xiaoxiao away from the water tank mouth. He protected Yu Xiaoxiao with his broad and reliable chest. In Yu Xiaoxiao's heart, the sadness of my son's rebellion flowed upstream like a river, she nodded her head into the boy's arms, and hugged her husband weakly.

She worked so hard to lay an egg, and waited so hard to hatch. She thought she would get a sweet little padded jacket, but in the end she got a little mischievous one.

The most important thing is, if you give birth to it yourself, no matter how mischievous it is, you will have to raise it with tears T﹏T

The little troublemaker started to play with the towel again in the water tank, like a vigorous gopher...

Yu Lang wiped off his sweat, wrapped it in a bath towel, and fished the little fish out of the water tank.

"It's a bad habit to slap your tail in the water. Take a good bath and hold your tail down!" After the follicle ruptured, the fish cub's body was covered with transparent and sticky follicle fluid. Yu Xiaoxiao followed Yu Lang, Give the pup his first bath since birth.

Dad is always caught in the water by the cubs, and mother tries to persuade the cubs not to flick their tails.

Mermaid tail flick is a courtship signal, if this bad habit is not broken, one day it will be embarrassing to flick in front of outsiders.

But he couldn't understand the cub. After entering the big water tank - the bathtub, he became even more jubilant. In the bathtub, he turned around freely, floated up and down, swayed from side to side, like a loach. Yu Lang tried to rub his tail several times, but it was slippery. .

Crack - clap - clap ~

The little tail fetches water, every hit is a wave, does this kid have ADHD? ? ?

In the end, it was the father who made up his mind and shoveled his arms into the water. Instead of being polite to Yuzizi, he directly grabbed Zaizai's armpit, clamped him up from the water, and kept the upright shape. Cooperating with grabbing the tail, the little fish cub was controlled.

Zaizai's tail is very soft, and it is not as flexible as an adult fish's tail. It feels like loose dough in the hand, and it feels like it will break if you pinch it with a little force.

When Yu Lang grabbed Zai Zai's armpit, he felt the same way. The ruthless novice father was actually quite square, "Hurry up and wash it QAQ."

Yu Xiaoxiao immediately squeezed the baby shower gel with a small soft towel, and bathed the little fish.

Wash the little head, wash the soft belly, and wipe the tail of the fish. During this period, the little fish grabbed four or five handfuls of fragrant white bath bubbles and stuffed them into their mouths. Fortunately, they were all stopped by their parents.

After 10 minutes, the cub was cleaned and entered the arms of the father.

After taking a bath, the little fish was fragrant, white and tender, Yu Xiaoxiao loosened her vigilance, was tempted by her cute baby, originally stretched out her hand, wanted to ask her husband to bring the little fish over, and hugged herself too .

As a result, the little fish cub got out of the bathtub, still hiding the "dark arrow" in his mouth, pouted his pink lips, and spat out a string of small jets of water biu towards his father's face.

Yu Lang originally lowered his head and planned to kiss the little fish cub, "..."

Yu Xiaoxiao withdrew her outstretched hand, "..." Forget it, life is what matters orz

The cub's eggs were broken on the third night after birth, and Yu Xiaoxiao was already in the postpartum recovery period these days, and it was really too much for him to guard the baby for so long, so Yu Lang quickly persuaded him to go back to bed to rest.

But Zai Zai just woke up, and no matter how hard he coaxed him, he couldn't fall asleep.

In order to avoid disturbing his mother's rest, Yu Lang could only carry Zai Zai to Yang Ling's hut next door to spend the night.

Then the next day when Yu Xiaoxiao woke up, she saw that her man and Yang Ling had neurasthenia + dark circles on their faces, and Yuzi was wrapped in a swaddle, lying in his father's arms, falling asleep with his eyes closed, and finally safe.

"You didn't sleep all night, did you?" Yu Xiaoxiao sympathized with her real name.

Big Brother Yangling Pain Mask said, "Your Highness is so lively, he loves water so much, he spent the whole night playing in my big golden tub, and you still have to play with him, give him a little duck, give him a little yellow croaker, Give him a swimming ring, and if you don’t play with him, he will sing to you, babbling, wooing slightly, and I don’t understand...

The most important thing is that he also grabbed my Switch game console. He just bought it, and he grabbed it into the tub. The game console is not a boat!My Mario, my Link, were all drowned by him, woo woo woo woo woo—"

The big brother felt sad, but he didn't dare to cry loudly, for fear of waking up the little fish and the big devil, so he could only cover his mouth and show sadness with his eyes.

Yu Lang was even worse. He just sat on the toilet all night. When Yang Ling got up on the sofa in the morning, he found that all night's father was staring at the little fish in the tub with his eyes open. The little fish had already fallen asleep. I fell asleep, but my father's eyes were wide open and he didn't move.

Yang Ling really admired him, went over and patted his shoulder, wanting to say that you can go to sleep, but saw Yu Lang bouncing up, ears and tail blowing out... Only then did the big brother realize that the father had his eyes open Asleep, Jue, Ji, ah, the big brother expresses the highest awe to all the fathers in the world.

Yu Lang is really dying orz

From the day when Yu Xiaoxiao just started to give birth, he started to stay up all night, first to take care of Yu Xiaoxiao, and later to take care of the little fish cubs. During this period, everyone more or less slept soundly, only Yu Lang didn't close his eyes.

Yu Xiaoxin felt sorry for her husband, so she hurriedly arranged for Yu Lang to go to bed, and sleep with Yuzi.

Yang Ling also fell over and crawled to his magnetic therapy bed.

Both her husband and the child were asleep, so Yu Xiaoxiao simply went to bed together and went back to sleep once.

The little fish cub sleeps in the middle of its parents, with a small blanket on its body. Under the blanket, its tail is bare, similar to the naked buttocks of human cubs.

——Human cubs, how can they sleep naked? →_→

Yu Xiaoxiao dreamed that she fell into a ditch with wet hands, and Yu Lang dreamed that she was trapped in the biochemical experiment base, and the poisonous gas from the sultry air penetrated her nostrils.

The young couple realized something one after another. They sat up startled in a dying dream, flicked one from the left and one from the right, and woke up when they saw the cubs. They opened their eyes and looked innocent, smiling cutely at their parents.

LOL!

After finally taking a shower and washing it clean, I soaked it all in a bath of urine soup, which made a map of the ocean on the sheets and mattresses.

Yu Lang immediately rolled off the ground, hugged the pissing fish, put it in the bathtub and washed it into a ball of pissing fish...

Regarding this incident, Yu Lang's father and Yu Xiaoxiao's mother, including Yang Ling, a roommate who lived together, conducted a serious discussion on how to control the bedwetting of the fish cubs.

Diapers?Can't.

Mermaid cubs will have their tails differentiated into human legs at the soonest after they reach the age of [-]. Without legs, is it a diaper pullover?

Artificial urine?

This is too useless for mom and dad... I can't stay up all day and just stare at Yu Zizi when he pees, right? orz

In the end, a solution could not be reached, and the audience outside the venue had to be asked for help.

Chu Jin: "Mermaid cubs wet the bed? When I was studying mermaid cubs before, I didn't seem to have any troubles in this regard. The breeding water tank in my mansion was built to simulate an ocean system. The system will automatically circulate and purify the water flow, and there will be no such troubles." pollution problem."

Yu Lang asked tentatively, "... How much does such a system cost?"

Chu Jin: "A 50-cubic-square-meter circulating purification system water tank is worth 2000 times the current appraised price of your restaurant.

However, I think your restaurant has a good prospect. If you work hard, I think it will be no problem to reduce the gap by 10 times.In two years, maybe you can sell 200 restaurant chains and replace them with a 50 cubic-square-meter circulating purified water tank, so as to solve your bedwetting problem. "

Yu Lang & Yu Xiaoxiao: "..."

Yang Ling couldn't stand listening anymore, "Fuck, what a loss!"

Chu Jin let go instantly, "Maybe Comrade Yang Ling will accompany me to sleep with him for 200 days and nights, and I will consider sponsoring you 50 cubic meters."

Yu Xiaoxiao was excited, "You can have this!"

"?" Yang Ling stared at the little prince, and angrily flipped the emoji on the table, "What, yes, yes! This guy is a gentle beast pile driver, I can't be penetrated by him for 200 days and nights? Little Prince, if you sell me like this again, I will break up with you!"

Chu Jin regretted, "Then there is no other way, let's talk next time."

President Chu hung up the communication.

Yu Xiaoxiao was very melancholy, always felt that someone was in the midst of blessings but didn't know how to be blessed, so she looked at Yang Ling resentfully, "Is the pile driver unhappy?"

Yang Ling was overwhelmed, he understood it, the little prince who dared to love gave birth to a little mermaid, became a mother, and still knew nothing about real bullying, thinking that Chu Jin, a gentle and bully general hooligan with endless tricks, What kind of high-end and excellent pile driver can it be?

too naive!

The little prince doesn't understand the evil side of men in this world!

When I really see it, for example, if Chu Jinwan comes to the restaurant one day to develop, the two families (?) become neighbors completely, and the little prince will wake up (open the door to a new world).

Comrade Toolman turned his head and went back to his hut very upset. This move proved that the couple's plan to ask for sponsorship from Boss Chu had failed.

Yu Lang and Yu Xiaoxiao fell into trouble again.

So, how to solve the bedwetting problem of Zai Zai?

Wrap the cub's fish tail in a diaper :)

Like wrapping a mummy, even if we wet the bed again, it will only stick the diaper, not the bed sheet.

But being wrapped up as a mummy is uncomfortable, so Yuzi doesn’t do it. As long as his parents have such an attempt and walk towards him with a long white wrapping cloth, Yuzizi will go crazy and rebel, splashing water like crazy, and sticking fish tails to his parents face ╰_╯

Yu Xiaoxiao & Yu Lang: "..." I'm scared, I'm scared orz

So I can only buy a small cradle, with more than a dozen matching cotton pads and small bedding, change it when it gets wet, change it when it gets wet, change it when it gets wet

So the problem of bedwetting... is equivalent to no way to solve it.

If one problem cannot be solved, another problem will follow.

Eating has become a difficulty? !

Originally, Yu Xiaoxiao thought that he could eat so much when he was pregnant, that the baby should be a little glutton, and he would eat it by himself, so adults don't need to worry about it at all.

The result is exactly the opposite!

Every time it's time to eat, Yuzizi has to play in the water?You let him play, he will spit bubbles under the water, even if you ask you to feed him, you can’t feed him; if you don’t let him play, press him on the stroller and force feed him, he will cry with you again, crying and crying Just spit out what was fed in?

Straightforward parents have no choice but to adopt the exchange policy of "you eat one bite, I eat ten bites" to promote the fish to eat.

But the problem is that the food of mermaid cubs is not as big and delicious as adults, nor is it drinking formula milk powder like human cubs. Mermaid cubs are fed surimi!

And their mouths are tricky, they must have the freshly caught sea fish, remove the fish bones, grind it into mince, beat it into a paste, then steam it, mix it with milk, after increasing the taste and digestibility, take a small bite Feed it in with a small spoon.

This kind of surimi has a very high nutritional value, but the taste is very light. After one bite, there is only a little saltiness of the sea fish itself, and a faint milky fragrance, and there is no other taste.

This is undoubtedly a huge nightmare for Yu Xiaoxiao, who is used to Yu Lang's cooking skills. He misses his dan dan noodles, his braised pork, the oil and water in the pig's trotters, and the spicy peppers on the skewers. After tearfully spending the first time with Yuzai to rub milk and surimi paste, Yu Xiaoxiao would sneak around to find Yu Lang again for an extra meal.

The little guy wanted to eat, so of course Yu Lang would make it for him. After nursing the baby these days, the happiest time may be when the young couple hid in the kitchen and ate it secretly.

The result was that Yu Lang wiped the cradle, washed the sheets, dried the quilt every day, put Yuzi to sleep, coaxed Yuzi not to cry, helped Yuzi take a bath, and took care of the whole family's meals from morning to night. He exercised a lot. The energy intake and energy consumption were exactly balanced, so Yu Lang's body didn't change much.

But Yu Xiaoxiao was tragic.

He had already gained weight like blowing up a balloon during pregnancy. According to the little guy's fantasy, after the meat in his stomach fell out, he should lose weight instantly, at least ten or twenty catties. After a month of recuperation, the reading on the scale has dropped very little? ?

This means that the weight that fell out of his stomach grew back on himself? ?

For the first time since Yu Xiaoxiao was pregnant and gave birth, she carefully examined her weight.

He moved out the electronic scale.

Then with a tight chubby face, he hesitated in front of the weighing scale.

Finally, after taking off all his clothes and shoes, and holding the "swimming ring" on his stomach with both hands, thinking that this would reduce some weight, he stepped on the weighing scale with a mentality of death.

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Yu Xiaoxiao burst into tears.