The beast boy and the cute mermaid

Yu Xiaoxiao felt that there was nothing serious about her, but she had been squatting on mushrooms for too long, and when she got up, the blood supply did not come up all of a sudden, and her eyes were a little pale.

But Yu Lang was quite frightened. He touched his forehead, took his temperature, and repeatedly confirmed to him that there was nothing wrong with it. The boy's hanging heart finally fell back slightly, but his face was still serious. , cautiously said:

"You may be really tired and don't have enough rest. Now the business is good and there are more customers. You can't help me like this all the time. Your body can't bear it. From tomorrow on, don't run around to greet customers."

Yu Xiaoxiao straightened her body on the bed, "How can I do that? If I don't help you, who will help you!"

Yu Lang: "I can go and recruit helpers."

Yu Xiaoxiao: "Isn't it necessary to ask for money to recruit helpers? It's two or three thousand a month, it's too expensive! Don't—"

The little guy sat on the bed, twisted his body, found out the baby's small money under the pillow and stuffed it into his pocket, just like a little money fan...

Yu Lang wondered if the little guy had gone crazy with him...

Yu Lang took a deep breath, reflected on himself, and then affectionately grabbed the little guy's hands, "Actually, sooner or later, you will be recruiting workers, otherwise, look at your little belly?"

Said, rolled up the little guy's coat, revealing the white round belly, more than three months old, Zai Zai has grown a bit, propped up the mother's belly, Yu Xiaoxiao wrapped the coat tightly , so it was not discovered by the guests.

The young man touched the bulging belly with his palm, and educated the little guy: "After a while, it will be hot, and after a while, your little belly will grow even bigger. After waiting for 4 months, the tail will grow bigger." Will come out, then, can you still help me?"

Yu Xiaoxiao was speechless, slowly took out the small money from his pocket, held it in his hand and stared at it, then put on a crying face and handed the small money to the boy, the result was within two seconds , the hand retracted again, and after a while under the rational struggle, it was handed out again, and soon, it was retracted again.

Yu Lang: "..."

Finally, the little guy who was jumping sideways repeatedly was still reluctant, and lay down on the bed clutching the small money tightly, dreaming like a dream, "... woo woo woo woo woo, it would be great if there were free helpers."

What the koi said out of its mouth, how could it be an idiot's dream?

The next day, a free helper came to the door [doge]

It was noon of the next day, and Yu Lang closed his business for a day, letting Yu Xiaoxiao rest at home, and went to the street to post restaurant recruitment advertisements by himself.

Unexpectedly, when he came back, the boy's ears moved as soon as he arrived in front of the wrought-iron fence door of the restaurant, his hearing was extremely sensitive, and he heard a second person besides Yu Xiaoxiao in the living room on the second floor.

Without carefully listening to who the second person's voice was, Yu Lang immediately ran upstairs.

In the past, the teenager had good physical fitness. He excelled in running, fighting, and physical work. After he could freely control the beast form, his body became more and more vigorous. He could fly up the stairs of a whole floor with a few strides.

He quickly rushed into the house, cut off the hands of the thug who was boldly hugging the little guy in the room, and kicked the other person's buttocks, making him kneel beside the bed with a plop, and gave Yu Xiaoxiao a big gift...

The prostitute's face was distorted in pain, his face fell to the ground, he covered his buttocks with his hands, and howled and cursed, "Fuck Yu Lang. Your grandma... I'm going to kick my ass off by you!"

Yu Xiaoxiao was also taken aback, protected the big baby who was delivered to her door, and explained to Yu Lang: "It's free, it's free!"

Yu Lang: "..."

Listen, does this explain human language?

The person who came was Yang Ling, an old tool man.

Alright, Yu Lang let go of his big brother, "Why are you here?"

Yang Ling cried bitterly, "Of course I escaped...you are so unkind, the two guys stayed and flew away from the magic cave, and even opened a small restaurant to have a good time, leaving me there alone to suffer , and didn’t tell me when I moved, which made it easier for me to find it after I escaped. Fortunately, I saw the live broadcast of the little prince’s food, so I was able to find it.

I said you guys are really mean, anyway, I am also your savior, so what do you mean by leaving me alone?Repay your kindness with revenge QAQ"

Yu Lang: "..."

Yu Xiaoxiao was puzzled, "Is that an exaggeration? You ate and drank at Mr. Chu's place, but it was a pleasant stay. Mr. Chu treated you very well."

Yang Ling jumped up clutching his ass, cursing, "What do you know! If I were a female fish, I would probably have a litter of cubs, but I am a male, a male! He is a human being, why should he take off my pants? With rich, powerful, and dirty medicines, he threatens me to submit all day long, ignores my orientation, tramples on my dignity, and insults my character!"

Yu Xiaoxiao let out a wow and exclaimed, "Mr. Chu is quite powerful, but it's a pity that you are not a female mermaid, otherwise you can also contribute to the group."

As he spoke, he hugged his stomach and shook it, as if showing off his achievements~

Yang Ling: "..."

Yang Ling was defeated by the little prince's brain circuit, he no longer tried to win sympathy, but directly relied on the two of them.

The idea of ​​the big brother is very simple, he is born as the little prince's fish, and dies as the little prince's dead fish, where the little prince is, he will be there.

At the same time, Yu Lang received a call from Chu Jin, "Big darling should have already gone to you, right? My investigation here has some clues, and I don't care about him for the time being. He will trouble you to take care of him first. Don't let him be bullied." , and don’t let him escape. He took a lot of good things from me, and raising him will not make you suffer, and when I finish solving the things here, I will go to your place to pick him up. "

Yu Lang: "..."

There is indeed an extra single room next to them that can accommodate this big brother, the little prince is all smiles, and Yu Lang is full of sympathy, both of them keep this big brother.

Then Yang Ling was forced to accept on-the-job training and education...

Yu Xiaoxiao stuffed the dishcloth into Yang Ling's hand.

Yu Xiaoxiao stuffed the mop for mopping the floor into Yang Ling's hand.

Yu Xiaoxiao took out a large bag of potatoes, told Yang Ling to wash them, then cut them into even long strips, placed them neatly on the tray, and put them in the freezer. This is the origin of French fries. Material~

Yu Xiaoxiao also brought out a large bag of pea pods and told Yang Ling to peel them off;

There are also garlic heads, which are especially useless when cooking and stewing soup, peel them if you have nothing to do, peel them if you have nothing to do, peel them if you have nothing to do——

The little prince kept talking.

Yang Ling:? ? ? ? ?

Born to be the little prince's fish?Is death the little prince's dead fish?

Pull it down!

Wouldn’t it be nice to be happy alone? (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻

The world is not worth it!

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The world is so worth it - spicy crayfish!

Under Yu Xiaoxiao's guidelines, Yu Lang, an honest man, has a sense of mission to his wife and a sense of guilt for cheap labor, so he cooks a pot of spicy crayfish...

Instantly calmed down the furious big brother.

Yu Xiaoxiao also ate a few prawns gracefully. Yu Lang peeled them for him. In must win.

Yu Xiaoxiao smiled, looked at the free labor in front of him, "How about it, is it delicious?"

"Mmmmmmmmmmmm!" The big brother sucked at the shrimp head and had no time to talk to him.

Yu Xiaoxiao raised a triumphant brow to Yu Lang, and out of compassion, the latter also peeled a shrimp for Yang Ling.

In the end, he was rejected by the big brother, "The peeled crayfish has no soul and is not delicious. You must peel this stuff yourself!"

"..." Yu Lang immediately put away his guilt and fed the crayfish to Yu Xiaoxiao.

Ah, Yu Xiaoxiao opened her mouth to catch it, and felt more and more that the big brother is not a life of happiness, but it seems that it is a life of suffering~

"Since it's delicious, let's stay here. Male mermaids are strong and strong. What's the big deal about doing some work? Is it better than living next to a five-star chef who cooks crayfish for you every day? What's more, if you don't Live here with us, where are you going, Mr. Chu, if you don’t want to live here, Luo Xiangzi’s brothers don’t like you very much, isn’t that just the embrace of your compatriots~”

The little prince hugged his compatriots with open arms, and patted the big brother on the shoulder.

"I know that you have always been loyal to me, and our store just needs a helper. If you are willing to stay and help, you can help me, the little prince. I will definitely remember your loyalty to me.

Although we can't be lovers, we can be good brothers for a lifetime! "

"...Little Prince." The sudden brotherhood knocked Yang Ling's head unconscious in an instant, the elder brother burst into tears, broke off a shrimp's head, and held it up.

Yu Xiaoxiao also broke off a shrimp head and lifted it up.

Bumper shrimp.

Thank you.

In this way, Yang Ling happily became a free labor force in the restaurant. Although the little prince rushed to Yu Lang's arms immediately after paying homage, he ordered him to clean up the mountain of lobster shells and asked him to pay for the crayfish. ... But out of friendship, Yang Ling felt that all of these should be done!

After all, the brothers are all pregnant, so of course he has to do the dirty work of ending the scene!Opening a restaurant is to make money. A pot of crayfish is so expensive. Of course, you have to pay for it. Anyway, he is not short of money~

Yu Xiaoxiao found out that Yang Ling was really not short of money.

The big brother who used to eat and drink everywhere and ask for money, now that he lives in a single room, he thinks that the single room is too simple, so he frantically places orders for big purchases?

Massage chairs, magnetic therapy beds to buy, buy and buy, a full set of home theaters, all kinds of electronic products are swept away, the cabin is almost full, and a few oil paintings are needed to fill the walls, acting as a big brother with aristocratic temperament .

Very much like the style of a big boss...

Yu Xiaoxiao gasped and let out a sour sigh, "Where did you get so much money?"

Yang Ling Thief Xixi took out a gold card from his pocket, "I'm going!"

Yu Xiaoxiao & Yu Lang: "..."

What Chu Jin said to Yu Lang on the phone came true.

The big brother actually walked away with good things from Chu Jin, this guy just walked away with a bank gold card? !

Bank card balance 5201314

...Yu Lang and Yu Xiaoxiao wouldn't believe it when they said they would go along.

But Yang Ling is convinced, he firmly believes that he is a bank card with ability, so there is no psychological burden to squander it, and he even feels that if he doesn't squander all the money, he will be sorry for his ass that has repeatedly blossomed...

Yu Xiaoxiao directly hung on the lemon tree.

He and Yu Lang worked so hard to run the restaurant, and they were reluctant to find a helper. The money they earned in a month was just enough for him to eat, but this big brother didn't do anything, just made money with his buttocks. After the fun, I got 500 million!

That's it, you still have to listen to the big brother talking about Boss Chu every day, don't you?

It must be an open show!

Hateful QAQ

The worst thing is, Yang Ling, a guy who doesn't even have a driver's license, actually wants to run a supercar? ?

Both Yu Xiaoxiao and Yu Lang were shocked.

5201314 can't stand such extravagance!

There is no harm if there is no comparison, Yu Lang now feels how easy Xiaoxiao is to support, he is like an angel, if he gets on top of the big brother in front of him, the next day he gets the car keys, he will be able to let go of his anger...

Does this guy know how much a supercar costs?

Hey, Yang Ling really doesn't know, he just thinks that Chu Jin's driving this thing is very cool, and it's better to be forced to take off his pants on this thing, after all, it's not a bed or a table, A sofa, a floor, and a lawn sent him away. Do you think this is the reason?

Yu Lang: "..."

Yu Xiaoxiao: "..." Silently recorded this passage and sent it to Chu Meiren. He felt that since the big brother had Che Zhen's wish, he, as the little prince, needed to assist him.

Definitely not sour, retaliatory.

hum ╯^╰