The beast boy and the cute mermaid

Back home, Yu Xiaoxiao hugged her 2000 yuan incense money against her face, happy like a 200-jin fool.

He finally thought of a way to make money lying at home!

He wants to become a small fish, take a lot of beautiful photos, and then print the photos into posters and cards, and sell his fish statues on the street like handing out flyers. It doesn’t need to be too expensive, small cards are 10 yuan per piece, Large posters are 30 yuan per piece.

What you buy is good luck, and what you buy is good fortune. From now on, you will win the fight against the landlord, play mahjong, and play the game Ouhuang Possession.

Yu Xiaoxiao can't wait to play a song for good luck at this moment.

He, the little koi prince, finally stood up!

As a result, Yu Lang corrected this unclear plan.

"Tang Lele worshiped your real body, that's why he was willing to give so much money, but if it's photos and cards, there will be a problem of piracy, and there is no real income for this."

Yu Xiaoxiao quickly changed, "Then I'll go to the battle, you hold my fish tank, go to the central square where there is a personal flow, charge a group photo or make a wish on the spot, 20 yuan a time~"

Yu Lang admired the brain circuits of mermaids, "...Have you forgotten the aquarium performance incident before? Excessive exposure and consumption will bring you danger. You are pregnant... If it hurts you and What about the child?"

Yu Xiaoxiao was stunned, staring at him with pursed lips.

Yu Lang: "And there is something I have to tell you. We will leave from Mr. Chu's house. Part of the reason is that it is not safe there. Mr. Chu is doing research on mermaids and seems to be being targeted by someone. This means that the mermaid In fact, he was also being watched.

Before Mr. Chu solves this matter, don't run around. Even if you want to make money to subsidize your family, you have to use a safe method. Excessive publicity will attract bad guys.

You surprised me when you went to school suddenly today, you know?I will be worried. "

Yu Xiaoxiao didn't want to make Yu Lang worry, so she closed her mouth in an instant, but she couldn't be reconciled, and asked, "But I finally found a way to make money, is there really no other way?"

Yu Lang didn't want to disappoint the little guy, so after thinking about it, he used a compromise.

He went to buy a beautiful small fish tank, then bought a camera dedicated to live broadcast, fixed the camera to the newly bought computer at home, and registered a live broadcast account with his identity information.

Then let the little guy jump into the small fish tank, take a beautiful photo as the profile picture of the account, and give it a nickname - Little Prince of Fortune Koi.

This is much safer.

Yu Lang pointed to the live broadcast camera and said to Xiao Yu'er: "I opened a live broadcast account for you, so that you can show it at home, no one will throw things randomly, and no one will suddenly take you away,"

This is really a novelty, the little fish looked straight at the camera, then at the boy, patted the fish tank with its tail, and spit out a string of water bubbles.

I don't know if it was Yu Lang's illusion, but he felt that he could hear Xiaoyu's voice at this moment.

Yu Lang was a little surprised, and squatted down to look at his little fish, "Are... are you asking me how to make money?"

The little fish swam around in the fish tank, jubilant, and it seemed that he had guessed right.

Yu Lang said with a smile: "I'm not familiar with such things as live broadcasting. I just saw other people playing it. Usually, they broadcast some interesting or interesting things for the audience to have fun. If the content is good, some viewers are willing to give a reward. For small gifts, we should be able to share the money with the platform, and if there are more fans, the platform will also ask us to sign a contract, and the income will be more stable then."

Oh, you need to get a small gift, it needs to be interesting, it needs to be beautiful, Yu Xiaoxiao understands!

Let's go live!

Yu Lang is not a young man suitable for live broadcasting. He will be dazed, bewildered, at a loss, and even feel uncomfortable in front of the camera.

So after turning on the live broadcast for the little guy, Yu Lang didn't join in the fun.

In fact, he didn't have much expectations. He just saw that the little guy was full of energy, so he thought of a way to give him a stage to play. As for whether he can really make money and how much he can make, it's just like buying a lottery ticket. .

However, when he went to deal with the moving matters for a while, and came back to see how the little guy was doing... he found that the sky had changed.

[Ah, I actually caught up with the live broadcast of Koi Daxian!Thank you guys for sharing the live broadcast room and paying attention]

[I've heard of your name for a long time, is this the Koi Daxian? The tail is too beautiful!] ]

[Koi Daxian spitting water and bubbles are so cute＾3＾]

[It was introduced by a classmate, isn’t it really so amazing?The student party is poor, can the Emperor be possessed by taking a look? ]

[Daxian has been doing acrobatics all the time, jumping music + twisting in water, okay, I give this performance very much~]

[So 6?Can you interact with our audience?Can Daxian see our barrage?Wiggle your tail if you see it? ]

The little fish flicked its tail in the fish tank.

A little fish, it can really understand barrage and interact with the audience!

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[! ! ! ]

[! ! ! ! ! ! ]

[Big, fairy——! ]

……

[The losers took off their pants and shared the live broadcast room]

[Shaan Zai shared the live broadcast room]

[Transshipment is impossible. It is impossible to transfer in this life. I shared the live broadcast room]

……

[A large group of people entered the live broadcast room]

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[I am the one who gave away 10 balls of yarn tonight from the Emperor of Europe]

[The God of Gamblers presented a small rocket*2]

[Don’t change your name if you’re going, don’t change your surname when you’re sitting. Tang Lele presented an aircraft carrier*6]

……

[Get out of the way, don't swipe the screen, I'm about to start making a wish——! ]

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[System: Congratulations on upgrading your live account to level 2]

[System: Congratulations on upgrading your live account to level 3]

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[System: Congratulations, a contract invitation has been sent to the background, please check it with the host]

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Yu Lang: "..."

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This thing is too weird!It had to attract Yu Lang's attention.

After being with him, the little jin carp never took advantage of his good fortune, and even had bad luck with him, so Yu Lang didn't believe what Tang Lele said in school before.

But the little guy's first live broadcast actually received such good results.

There is only one possibility, that before they knew it, the little koi quietly fermented its reputation and became "popular" in certain circles, and these people would come here quickly after the live broadcast of the little koi.

For example, some people in the live barrage called themselves the student party, and there was a high probability that they were called by Tang Lele.

There is also a larger part of the audience, who have revealed their belief and enthusiasm for luck since id.

Therefore, Yu Lang searched for the votive post Tang Lele was talking about about Uncle Mahjong.

In the end, I found it in a post bar called "Are you lucky today".

Post time is half a month ago.

Under this top post, there is also a high-rise post [Did you make a wish today], as a sign-in building, many friends come here to check in every day, and make a wish every day...

Then, immediately below, a new post was searched in real time: [My God, while I was browsing the Constellation Master's live broadcast room, I saw the Koi Daxian live broadcast! ]

After that, the room number and link of the live broadcast room were posted.

This post bar is actually quite cold. There are only more than 1 people in the post bar, and a few hundred people have signed up. Related, there are all kinds of seven or eight.

Among them was Tang Lele's handwriting. He claimed to be a follower of the Koi Daxian, and was also a classmate of the Daxian's breeder.

Also, the previous post about the aquarium was dug up, and the fact that the aquarium closed down was popularized. It is true that it happened about half a month ago.

Half a month is a sign.

Everyone fulfilled their wishes one after another during this time period, and came to post to fulfill their wishes, and then the popularity of the little koi began to rise in the post bar.

However, the little koi's aquarium performance actually happened more than two months ago. Why didn't everyone react at that time, and it was only half a month ago that there was such a sudden momentum?

The little koi's luck was restrained by him before, so the wish didn't work?

It suddenly took effect half a month ago?

Why... Could it be because Xiaoxiao was pregnant half a month ago?

One koi was restrained by him, and two koi couldn't be restrained anymore. Fortune finally started to show some signs? ?

So, Xiaoxiao got her wish and got pregnant with a little koi? ?

Yu Lang told the little guy about his doubts, and Yu Xiaoxiao believed it in an instant. With a wow sound as if he had won a big prize, he straightened up his flat stomach and hugged him.

You must know that the probability of a koi mermaid to conceive a small koi is not very high, and it is [-] million points higher than that of an ordinary mermaid. Even so, it is still difficult to conceive. The queen mother said that he once had a koi Grandmother carp, because of lack of aura, gave birth to seven eggs in her life but failed to give birth to a koi mermaid.

Didn't expect him to have his first child on land?

"Ahhhhhhhhh, Yu Lang, you are so amazing, you are so amazing——!"

These words made the young man blush.

In fact, it's just a guess.

Yu Xiaoxiao felt that the benefactor was so smart, he must have guessed right!So in order to prove it, he took his incense money and went to the lottery station...

Of course, the little guy who had learned his lesson once didn't get too hot-headed. Instead, he allocated 200 yuan and bought a few scratch-offs to test the water.

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ah

Also scored two!

A $5 prize!

A $20 prize!

Oh oh oh oh oh oh, it's me!Yu Xiaoxiao, who finally won the lottery, kissed the scratch card in the lottery station like a salted fish, bouncing around in circles, and then threw herself into Yu Lang's arms and kissed Yu Lang's face, the excitement was beyond words.

The owner of the lottery shop smiled like a fox, "My kid, you're lucky, why don't you buy some more tickets~"

Yu Xiaoxiao was instantly moved.

"..." Yu Lang had no choice but to take the little guy home to settle the score.

Spend 200 yuan

Income 5+20, a total of 25 yuan

Sorry, my little prince

The little prince came to his senses and buried himself in his benefactor's arms, he was ashamed and couldn't lift his face, "Woo——"

Although the luck has come back a little bit, it has not yet reached the kind of good luck to get back the capital, let alone the great luck to make a fortune. Yu Xiaoxiao couldn't help but pat her stomach.

"It must be that our baby is still too young, and luck is not enough. I want to eat more, so that it can grow up quickly~"

Yu Lang nodded, feeling that it was right for him to run the restaurant, "Tomorrow we will move to the restaurant, and when the restaurant opens, I will cook delicious food for you every day. We will go to the big vegetable market, and I will give you whatever you want What do you buy, there is a small fishing boat in the restaurant, and we can still eat fresh seafood."

Yu Xiaoxiao just thought about it and became greedy, let out a little greedy meowing sound, tried her best to act like a baby in the boy's arms, hugged the boy with her entangled arms, rolled around with her face buried in her chest.

"Yu Lang, you are really amazing, you are so amazing, I really like you."

This is the second time in a short period of time that the little guy has praised him for being great. The little monster performed something for the big monster on the spot, which is worthy of the name, and came out on top.

The big monster was stiff all over, and secretly called Chu Jin at night.

The boy hid in the toilet, his voice was low, his face was flushed, "Mr. Chu, after the mermaid is pregnant... can, can I do what adults do?"

"...I thought you were different from me, you were a decent person."

"..."

Laughter came from the phone, and there was a big brother crying and begging for mercy. Yu Lang realized that he was calling at the wrong time, his face turned red like a monkey's ass, and he almost hung up, but Chu Jin was still quite responsible. , told him.

"It doesn't matter, the mermaid's reproductive organs are in the fish tail. As long as you don't enter through the cloaca of the fish tail, it will have no effect on the young eggs. But I can tell you irresponsibly that the mermaid is easy to flick its tail after estrus. The enthusiasm and delicacy here are incomparable to any other place... You'd better hold back, or I'm afraid you won't be able to bear it."

After that, the movement on the other end of the phone was not very healthy, and some guy who was yelling seemed to be tortured by shame...

Yu Lang quickly hung up the phone and took a cold shower.

The little monster was still domineering and domineering under the cold water, and the big monster tossed it in a hurry, trying to beat it to the ground, but before the struggle was won, the little guy who suddenly went to the toilet to wash was bumped head-on into the fiery battlefield...

Yu Xiaoxiao: "..."

Yu Lang: "..." What to do, the embarrassing tail is about to come out orz