The beast boy and the cute mermaid

Yang Ling took the little guy to Mala Hi Fantian.

——A lobster barbecue stall shop

In a lively back street area, the scale is quite large, and it is very lively every night, from ten o'clock in the evening to four o'clock in the morning, there are people at any time.

When the two arrived here, the supper line hadn't come out yet, and there weren't many people. Yang Ling parked the battery car and took the little guy to the most arrogant seat at the entrance of the lobster shop. As soon as the two of them sat down, they became lobsters. shop front.

"This store is opened by my friend. The business is very good. If you come late, there will be no seats. This time is just right. Their spicy lobster is the right way. I guarantee that you will eat it and all your troubles will be gone.

Great food!Every time I feel that life is difficult, I go to eat delicacies from all over the world. When I eat until I am full, I can't hold things that hurt the spring and autumn in my mind. "

It sounds like a master who often hurts spring and autumn, but Yang Ling is very energetic at the moment. He pulls out two bamboo chopsticks, brushes them alternately, shaves off the burrs, and stuffs them straight into Yu Xiaoxiao's hands. The little guy was still in the hospital and returned from his soul call.

"Don't think too much, come here with me, have a good meal, you can eat whatever you want, I treat you!"

Saying hello to the store.

"Xiangzi, don't be too busy. Serve some of the quickest and cheapest small dishes, and I'll greet my friends. Then I'll serve some big ones as soon as possible. Don't be stingy. Give me more, if you don't have enough, I'll find you!"

Several masters in the store were busy, and some people were going to come out to receive the two of them. Hearing Yang Ling's words, they turned around and went to Xiangzi.

Xiangzi is the owner of this store. He is a big man with a slightly fat head. His craftsmanship is not bad, but he is a bit lazy. get started.

I used to sit on the sidelines and get paid for my salary, so I couldn't come to my store a few times a week.

Coincidentally today, I happened to be idle picking my teeth in the store. I saw Yang Ling coming to my booth again, with an impatient expression on his face. messing around.

"Say I'm not here."

After shouting for a long time, no one paid any attention, and without waiting for the chefs to convey the boss's words, Yang Ling directly entered the back kitchen from the door of the store, just like entering his own kitchen, and saw Xiangzi's chubby back.

Yang Ling went over, and slapped the other party's head, "What's wrong with you, you've gained weight, and your ears are receding? Brothers come to the stall to eat and drink, and you don't even entertain them? Get up and move, if you don't move, you'll be fine in a few years." Get fat!"

Xiangzi's toothpick almost missed between his teeth, and he stared back at Yang Ling with a dark face, trying to drive this man away.

This guy met him 6 years ago. He was bitten by a great white shark on the beach. He hugged his leg and shouted for help. He was unemployed at the time. How could he be generous?Called 120 and it was over.

Unexpectedly, this man was so fatal that he came back to life, and came to thank himself, insisting on making friends with him.

When I first met him, I really felt that this guy was mentally disabled, as if he came from outer space, and he didn’t understand anything. After so many years, he gradually became stronger, and I don’t know who trained him. IQ, but obviously not enough.

He doesn't even have the most basic vision to see that he is unpopular.

But there was no other way. For some reason, Xiangzi couldn’t drive away directly, so he could only put on a tactful smile, and without even getting up, he sat on the bench and reminded Yang Ling:

"Brother Ling, you are in a bad mood every now and then, so you come to my shop for business, and you brought friends here today. Is it... a friend treat?"

"Don't talk nonsense, I'm treating you!"

Xiangzi was afraid, "Are you rich?"

"Thanks to my friend, I went to the hospital today to find a rich man to ask for a life-saving money, but it turned out to be nothing serious, and I didn't use it up. Why don't you bring the money and friends to take care of your business?"

That's what he said, but Yang Ling looked at his brother's expression and words in displeasure, and punched him with a fist.

"But what if I don't have any money? At the beginning, we opened this store together. We agreed that brothers would open a chain together and develop together, but they kicked me out halfway and didn't give me any money. I want If you really come here for free, you don’t want to treat me anymore? How many meals will eat you, can it destroy your shop?”

Xiangzi stood up now, threw a stewed peanut into his brother's mouth, blocked his mouth, and grabbed his brother's shoulder.

"Why are you still angry? I'll just talk about it, which time I really didn't entertain you? In the past, I was forced to do nothing. If you are a brother, don't mention this all day, it hurts feelings!"

What else did Yang Ling say, Xiangzi turned around and put two plates of stewed peanuts and cold edamame, and warmly greeted them and personally delivered them to the dining table for the two of them.

Yu Xiaoxiao was sitting sadly on her seat, her fair face was blank, her eyes were filled with tears, and her eye sockets were red like beautiful rouge.

Xiangzi took a deep breath on the spot, stared at the little guy intently, and put the stewed peanuts and cold edamame directly under the little guy's eyelids.

The little guy didn't respond.

Yang Ling came to the table.

Xiangzi bent his brother, motioning the little guy to wink at Yang Ling, "Are you really a kid? Are you playing with the kid now? Introduce?"

Xiangzi is an old comrade, and Yang Ling knew it when he met. Because they have a second gender, male mermaids often pursue male and female mermaids. Therefore, he does not reject homosexuality, so he befriends Xiangzi.

But Yang Ling felt that what kind of mule should match what kind of horse.

Xiangzi is too frustrating to be worthy of his little prince, His Royal Highness.

Yang Ling gave Xiangzi a kick like he was holding a baby, "What introduction? The kid just fell out of love, don't provoke me, you lobster shop owner, go and fix your lobster, you want spicy one, you know my taste. "

Xiangzi was pushed away, but his triangular eyes still fell on the little guy. After watching for a while, he was very active this time, and turned back to tell his disciples to prepare lobster and big dishes, and he wanted to do it himself.

Yang Ling didn't know about his brother's secret hospitality, so he returned to his seat and asked the little guy to eat.

In front of Yu Xiaoxiao, the boy's face was full of red, and he enthusiastically introduced the dishes, "The lobster will be served soon. Let's have peanuts and edamame first. They are also good. You can try them."

The little guy stayed there and didn't do anything, Yang Ling was upset, and he peeled a lot of peanuts and put them in the little guy's bowl, "Try it! If you don't eat it, you won't give me face, and if you don't give me face, I won't be happy."

The boy's face was slumped, deliberately stiff, Yu Xiaoxiao finally came back to his senses, and looked down at his bowl.

A disposable plastic bowl with a bag of peeled peanuts lying in it.

Yu Xiaoxiao saw that Yu Lang had stewed peanuts at home. It was during the Chinese New Year, so Yu Lang would take time off from schoolwork and work to prepare some things that he didn't eat often and that were not very expensive, and used them as New Year's goods. .

The main purpose is to pack and bring to the mother who is hospitalized, so that the mother can taste the taste of the Chinese New Year.

In addition to stewed peanuts, dumplings and cabbage stuffing were also made.

Yu Lang likes to make things for his mother by himself.

Yu Xiaoxiao tasted a stewed peanut.

It is a cold food, tastes salty, very tasty, the peanuts are soft and rotten when chewed, and it has the aroma of marinade.

It turns out that this is the taste of braised peanuts.

"Is it delicious?" Yang Ling asked, looking straight at the little guy.

The little guy nodded.

Yang Ling felt relieved, "Hey, it's delicious! Eat more of it, this edamame is also good, it tastes delicious. There are also lobster, snails, barbecue, bone broth, chicken wings, Do you want to eat? I'll ask Xiangzi to prepare it for you."

Yu Xiaoxiao raised her head, "Are there any dumplings? They are stuffed with cabbage."

Yang Ling: "Yes, Xiangzi, let me serve dumplings stuffed with cabbage!"

Yang Ling asked again: "What else?"

Yu Xiaoxiao didn't know anymore, she shook her head, "Whatever, you can order."

So Yang Ling reported a long list of dish names as if talking about cross talk.

Xiangzi prepared dishes in full swing, and tonight he was extra generous, giving his brother beer for free.

It’s close to 10:30 now, and the surrounding shops are already filled with people in twos and threes. Xiangzi’s shop is also filled with more than half of the customers. Most of them are rough old men, and there are also some with girlfriends. In the crowded place, you can hear men everywhere. The sound of people clamoring for wine and blowing bottles.

Yang Ling was a little scrupulous, and asked Yu Xiaoxiao, "Do you drink?"

Xiangzi rushed to answer: "Is there anything that can't be drunk?"

Yang Ling recalled his tragic experience, "... afraid of accidents."

Xiangzi got angry, "It's just a drink, why did something happen, what kind of place are we here? Is it a decent restaurant? From your point of view, who doesn't have a little wine here? Is it reasonable not to have some wine for supper? Alcohol is a good thing, once drunk, it relieves a thousand worries, and it is the most suitable for sad people who have lost their love."

The boss said this specifically to the little guy, and even patted the little guy on the shoulder.

Because the dumplings were served first, Yu Xiaoxiao ate most of the plate with her head down. Now there are two stuffed in her mouth, her cheeks are bulging, and she thinks that she has eaten the same dumplings made by Yu Langbao before, and her nose is sore , Hearing what the shop owner said, he raised his head with tears rolling down, looked at the shop owner and nodded.

Xiangzi was not very well at that time, "Oh, what a crime, we are so old that we are afraid of children crying, so wipe it!"

As he said that, he took out two tissues and wanted to wipe the little guy's tears with his own hands.

Yang Ling slapped it down and pulled the brothers away, "Your hands are full of oil, don't touch it, you cook, go do what you should do! So many dishes are still gone, where is my lobster, go get it Come up the lobster!"

Xiangzi clicked his tongue, glanced at Yang Ling, and reluctantly went back to the kitchen.

Soon, the spicy lobster is on the table. This is the signature dish of spicy and exciting. The ingredients are sufficient. The bottom of the soup is full of oil and water, and the bright lobster is piled up into a hill. Stir-fry with scallions and garlic cloves The hot and spicy aroma came out, and there were potato chips and sweet potato chips buried in the bottom of the pot, and the peppers and peppercorns were tightly spread on the surface.

This is Xiangzi's face. Xiangzi was full of spirits, holding the lobster pot on the table, and pouring beer for the two of them himself, with a whole thing next to it, which was enough.

Xiangzi wanted to go to the table to eat with him, but Yang Ling, who had no eyesight, drove him away.

Yu Xiaoxiao took a sip of the beer that was said to relieve her worries. It tasted weird and not good.

Yang Ling became anxious all of a sudden, and took a picture of the beer bottle in his hand.

"Before the big dishes start, your dumplings and beer have entered your stomach first. The order is completely wrong. Don't drink it. Eat this spicy, spicy, lobster, and shrimp. Eat it while it's hot. It's a must!"

Yu Xiaoxiao looked at the oily prawn, covered in shells, and didn't know how to eat it.

Seeing the little guy like this, Yang Ling was surprised, "No way, haven't you eaten?"

The little guy nodded.

Yang Ling immediately became angry, thinking to herself, how come she hasn't even eaten crayfish in a relationship with a scumbag?Love that has never eaten crayfish is not love!

The gourmet master began to teach enthusiastically, rolled up his sleeves, and reached out to grab a shrimp tail.

"Come on, learn from me, break off the lobster's head, shave off the tail, dip the lobster in a fragrant pot of red oil and throw it into the mouth."

The boy let out a wow, like a middle school gourmet in Xiaodang's family, with his own highlight special effects, his body took off, and he went up to the sky with his eyes closed.

"Uuuh... You, you suck the shrimp in your mouth, bite off the shell, pick it off with your tongue, and the meat and meat will all fall into your mouth, bah... Then spit out the shell of the shrimp!"

The clean shrimp skins were spit out on the table, the boy opened his eyes, his eyes were shining, he looked at the little guy, "It's delicious, try it!"

Yu Xiaoxiao was a little moved by the boy's eating, he grabbed a shrimp tail, held it in front of him, and smashed off the head, biu——

Oil and water splashed on the clothes.

scared to death.

"This, this is Yu Lang's clothes!" The little guy threw the crayfish on the ground in one fell swoop, and hurriedly pulled out a paper towel to wipe his hands and clothes, but it couldn't be wiped off, and cried out loud.

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Yu Lang returned home at this time, and the house was pitch black.

The first time he came back, the little guy wasn't there.