only in this mountain
Chapter 1 Entering the Country
The afterglow of the setting sun sprinkled the land, and the evening wind at the end of October took away the last trace of warmth. The river with its back facing the setting sun was a little numb because of keeping one foot on the bench for too long. I was sweating a little.
From a distance, I don't know what he is doing, but when I get closer, I can hear him chattering intermittently: "How can you be so open-minded and make me think that I am the kind of guy who is full of benevolence and morality, but actually has a human face..."
Mixed with the crowing of chickens: "Cuckoo, cluck cluck, cluck cluck cluck."
"Life is also death and death is also life. Life and death can only be replaced by reincarnation. I understand all this, but you really don't have to persuade me so desperately..."
"Cuckoo cluck cluck."
"I know, I know, no matter whether you die early or late, there is always a death, and it is a good death, a good death..."
"Cuckoo cluck cluck cluck cluck!"
"Who knows how many hearts and tears the chicken on the plate will bring. Well, don't say any more, I promise you, I will definitely handle your affairs well. The chicken head and butt are not thrown away, and the chicken feathers are made into a feather duster!"
"Cuckoo..."
"Why are you crying again? Didn't you say that death is all that matters? You can still go to see your first love after death..."
"Cuckoo!"
"What, you said you still have a wife and children?"
"Cuckoo!"
"But aren't you a little hen!"
"Cuckoo cuckoo cuckoo!"
"I, I, I don't have a gentleman's demeanor and don't know how to care for women? Who just stretched their necks to die under my knife?"
"Cuckoo cuckoo..."
"What are you talking about? Oh, I have to think about it again, then—"
The dogtail grass on the west courtyard wall moved, and the yellow animal hidden behind the grass flashed a sneer with its round black bean eyes, and then turned around and slipped down the courtyard wall.
After a while, the courtyard door was pushed open, and a short and thin man walked in, with a smile as gorgeous as a spring flower blooming on his palm-sized face.
"I've been watching you for three hours. If you don't know how to speak, don't speak." But he speaks a dialect with a strong accent.
Jiang He pretended not to understand: "What did you say?"
The man snorted and said contemptuously, "I can't even kill a chicken."
Jiang He made a gesture to hand him the chicken and the knife, but the man took a few steps back without moving, and Jiang He rolled his eyes.
"Promise me, in the next life you will be a chicken, and I will be a human being, and I will repay my kindness to you in this life. Goodbye, Beibi, oh, farewell, mylove... The soul of the chicken will go with the wind, and the love between man and chicken will become a swan song. The fragrance disappears and the jade chicken is no longer there, Gu Gu Gu Gu Gu Gu Gu Gu Gu Gu Gu Gu Gu Gu Gu Gu Gu -"
Jiang He really wanted to look up to the sky and howl: "You are just a chicken, you really don't need to add so much drama to yourself!"
As if seeing through his thoughts, the man next to him snorted again and said, "Anyway, it's just a chicken. Just pretend that you don't understand. Anyway, it's not human language."
Do you want to blame him?It is not what he wants to be able to understand the chicken's speech!
Time goes back to four months ago——
The old saying goes that too much talk will lead to loss, and this saying couldn't be more apt to apply to Jiang He.When he was a child, he used to talk so much that his grandma didn't love his uncle. Although he restrained himself when he grew up, he got used to it bluntly and sometimes he didn't know what it meant to rein in a horse.
It has been almost two years since he entered the workplace, and Jiang He is still like a stunned young man who just graduated. He doesn't understand anything, and he may not be as good as a student who has not graduated.Born in the countryside, his family was very poor when he was a child, his parents were low-educated and careless, and he didn't teach him any experience in dealing with people.
Let's say he has a low IQ. He was in the top ten in his class from elementary school to high school, so he can't be considered stupid. He never felt lonely like snow and offended others everywhere.
All the disadvantages began to emerge when I was in college.
Universities in provincial capitals have students from various places, but most of them are from the province, and there are also many people from the city. Two of the four people in their dormitory live in the city. Knowing how casual it is, he is always as timid as a three-year-old when facing strangers, and he hesitates even to order a meal at McDonald's.
To put it bluntly, I only dare to let myself go in a familiar environment. I am timid and have low vision. In the past, everyone was in the same place. You and I are too. No one cares. In a big city, there are more people who care. Naturally It also felt a little strange.
He speaks fast, another way of thinking is that he doesn't use his brain. Whenever he discusses with others, someone else will say: "Jiang He, why do you seem to be arguing?" He won't mention it again after the next page, but he slowly began to think about it.
Change it, but sometimes you just can't control it, so try to talk as little as possible.
However, the thing that hit him the hardest was during his graduation internship. During the interview, the boss came in person. Because he was facing an authoritative person for the first time, he was too nervous to speak. The middle-aged boss in his 50s looked down on him very much. Instead of letting him go out immediately, he continued to ask a bunch of questions like his birthplace and household registration. , I pulled out the USB flash drive before reading the PPT in less than 2 minutes.Before leaving, he said to Jiang He, "What kind of ability does a person who can't even speak talk about?"
Because of this, several classmates who went with him did not practice there. He thought that he was holding back his classmates. Although he found a relatively suitable one later, he still could not forget the experience of that day.
Two years after graduation, Jiang He realized that the lack of self-confidence caused by too low self-esteem has a series of side effects.
Everyone was very simple when he was in school, and his life circle was relatively narrow. With regular friends, he didn't have much contact with outsiders, and it was different when he was working.All kinds of people come and go in the society, and people with different views abound. Many things that he thinks are not in line with correct values are taken for granted by others. Controversy is inevitable, and differences are getting bigger and bigger. He is too sensitive to Also often accidentally hurt others.
Although he was not confident, he still had a little pride in his bones. When he found that his superiors seemed dissatisfied with him, he thought about resigning more than once, and he didn't want to admit that he was a person with a personality defect.As long as he still has such a personality, it won't be much better even if he changes places.
Last year's year-end bonus was not given because he failed the performance appraisal. This year, the superior repeated the same trick. The mid-year summary of the first half of the year gave him a D, and he was at the bottom of the department.After getting the performance appraisal form, he was only a little depressed. During lunch, his superior pretended to disgust him and asked him if he wanted to try his takeaway. He refused because he was in a bad mood.A bunch of people were booing there, saying that the boss was disgusted. Although everyone was joking, he felt that he was a person who couldn't afford it and couldn't let it go.In the afternoon, when the superior looked at his work drawings, he said emphatically, "It's so ugly." He collapsed completely, couldn't sleep for two nights in a row, and finally found someone to complain about on the third day.
Jianghe has a college classmate named Zhang Yunde, who is not in the same major as him. After graduation, he passed the teacher qualification test and returned to their hometown to become a Chinese teacher. Apart from him, Jianghe basically had no contact with other classmates.The two didn't communicate very often. Most of the time, Zhang Yunde forwarded and liked Jianghe's microblog, but whenever Zhang Yunde asked him how he was doing recently, Jianghe would definitely confide in him.
After listening to Jiang He's complaints all night, Zhang Yunde asked, "How did you offend him?"
Jiang He thought for a while and said, "I don't know for sure. It might be that there were signs when he was still in the internship period. He arranged a job to talk to me and asked me if I had any opinions. I'm not very interested so I'll tell the truth, but He still arranged for me. During that time, I was very depressed, he gave me advice and asked me to use his method, and sometimes I would justify a few words.”
Zhang Yunde sent a speechless expression.
Jiang He said: "I also know that work is work and interest, but why do you want to ask my opinion and turn a blind eye to my opinion? I also understand the principle of talking less and doing more, but the whole office is dead like a tomb. Same. Everyone knows that you can’t bring personal emotions into your work. After all, he is also my superior, but he always speaks in a weird way that makes people feel uncomfortable. He never says he is satisfied. He is always good or bad. Change it. In the end, it was completely according to what he wanted, and I felt that since I don’t like my aesthetics, why should I still be used.”
When he was excited, he became incoherent, Zhang Yunde just asked him: "What about the rest of the company?"
Jiang He said, "Everyone is doing their own thing quietly, and I don't know."
Zhang Yunde also spoke straightforwardly. He said: "Could it be your problem? You believe in yourself too much, but in fact you can't meet the requirements at all."
Jiang He didn't reply him for a long time.Zhang Yunde guessed that he must be secretly angry, so he said: "It may also be that you are not suitable for such a job. Didn't you say that your company is mainly based on design? You don't like to do design at first. If you can't stay longer, you can do it again." Find a way out, anyway, there are only a dozen people in your company, and the prospects for development are not very good."
"But what can I do? It's hard to find a job now." Jiang He drooped his head in a lifeless voice.There was no news from there, so Jiang He spoke the truth again slowly: "Actually, the main reason is probably because I said he is a straight male cancer. Aside from work, I really hate his ideas, plagiarism As long as it is successful, it is worth bragging about. When a child makes a mistake, he blames the school indiscriminately. Most of the time, I don’t want to talk to him, but he likes to have nothing to say after work, so I blocked him.”
Zhang Yunde: "..."
"It's because my thinking was too simple. I thought that personal problems would not rise to work. You are right. I didn't see my own strength clearly, so I looked forward and backward. I didn't have much fun staying in the company for the past two years. , and can’t make a lot of money for the boss, and I often dream that I’m unemployed. I haven’t saved any money, and no job means homelessness. Although my mother said that the house in my hometown was left to me, I definitely can’t When I go back, my parents have worked hard all their lives, and the second and third sisters are not married yet, so they will definitely be ridiculed when they go back, and maybe someone will force them to go on a blind date."
After all, they had been together for four years in college, and the two good friends almost knew each other well. Jiang He was the youngest son of the family, and his parents gave birth to him after avoiding family planning.Perhaps because of the large number of older sisters, the most common sentence Jiang He heard from childhood was "Your parents must want a son very much." He could still tell the difference in his eyes.The eldest sister and the second sister did not go to college, one did not pass the exam, and the other did not like to study. The third sister was more determined to enter a famous university and worked in a state-owned enterprise in their provincial capital. He never cared about Jiang He like his elder sister and second sister.
"Why am I so incompetent..."
Zhang Yunde had heard these words more than [-] times, and he didn't quite understand why Jiang He was so contradictory and pursued what he wanted.
Zhang Yunde deleted the original typed line and reposted a paragraph: "Don't belittle yourself, I think you are very good. Don't you like drawing, I remember you said before that you want to be a freelance illustrator, sir The city is stressful and you don’t want to go back to your hometown, so come to my hometown, although it’s a bit poor, but there are houses, beautiful scenery, and a slow pace of life, which allows you to live the life of 50 years old earlier.”
Jiang He only asked two questions: "Is there internet? Is it delivered by express?"
After getting an affirmative answer, they thought about it for a week. It happened that the landlord had notified them in advance that the rent would be increased, and the company was also going to implement new rules and regulations, adding rigid regulations on unpaid overtime. Under the impact of the two, Jianghe wrote his resignation Apply.
At the end of June, the resignation procedures were completed, and he emptied the rental house he lived in S City.After checking out of the house at the beginning of July, I went to a small village in a remote mountainous province with only a box of daily necessities.
Trains, buses, buses, inter-county buses... back and forth back and forth, tired and tired all the way, and finally fell asleep on the way from the town to Nanxing Village, this kind of small bus does not report the stop, the locals They are all familiar with the road, and he reminded the conductor to remind him when he arrived at Nanxing Village, but the conductor forgot, so he took the bus as soon as he arrived in a strange place.
"Nanxing Village, we've arrived a long time ago, young man, get out of the car!" Auntie the conductor urged him to get off the car in a thick dialect, but he was also impatient, and the suitcase he was carrying when getting off the car rolled out of the car one step ahead of him. The more impatient he got, the more he got into trouble. Coincidentally, his foot slipped and he fell off the car.
It just rained in the morning, and the roads in the countryside have not yet been fully cemented, and they are full of potholes when it rains.The suitcase was blocking the way ahead. When he fell down, he first threw himself on the suitcase, stepped into a mud puddle with his front foot, tripped over his back foot, and turned over from the suitcase.
When I fell, the glasses fell into the mud puddle, and half of the lens was crushed by the suitcase, and the remaining half was also covered with mud.
The car started without any sympathy, and then drove away, leaving an [-]-degree myopic eye holding a broken glasses standing in a mess in the wind on a deserted road with no villages or shops behind.
The cell phone ran out of battery because of the back and forth in the town, and no one could contact him for a while, let alone Zhang Yunde's cousin who had never seen him and picked him up in the town.Jiang He went back and forth in the wasteland a few times, and finally decided to follow the traces of the car and go back. As long as he reached Nanxing Village, he would not have to worry about finding Zhang Yunde.I don't know how long I walked, because I don't know the time, I only know that it has been a long, long time. I saw rows of small houses with white walls and green tiles in my vague vision, and a small road winding into the village inside.
"Nanxing Village, it's not here. You go in that direction. It's not far away, and you'll be there in a few miles." It's just a pity that this is not the place Jiang He is looking for, and although the villagers speak Mandarin to this place, they don't know The outsider who knew how he fell into the mud pit was curious, but he kindly showed him the way.
How many miles the country people say often deviates from the actual situation. The size of each person's strides is different, and the time cannot be generalized.And what the villagers say is "go out along this road, go straight along the main road, see a three-way intersection, go to the left one, there is a small road that you can't walk, go southeast, pass a weir pond, and then go Going east, there is a chicken farm over there, and there is a small road on the right side of the chicken farm, just follow the road and you will be there." I felt dizzy when I heard it, and I felt like I was going north after walking a few steps.
Jiang He didn’t have a strong sense of direction when he was young. When he was young, he and his sisters went up to the mountains to pick up acorns and got lost and almost lost their way. When he grew up, he was a dead house who basically never went out and relied on Baidu when going out. After all, rural areas in mountainous areas are different from those in plain areas. The mountains are high and dangerous, the road is long and rugged, and the road ahead is long and we don't know when it will end.
The sun after the rain was especially vicious. Cicadas were screaming in the fields, and few people were wandering outside at noon, so he could only guess which direction was right based on his intuition.Passing by more than one field, it was so green, anyway, he was short-sighted and couldn’t see clearly what was planted; he also saw a few at the fork in the road, there were all three forks and five forks, and it was not clear which side was east; I saw a fairly open river; there was no chicken farm, but there was a large flock of ducks by the river.
The ducks were raised free-range, no one was watching them, and the owner was nowhere to be seen. Jiang He walked back along the road in frustration, but he was actually blocked by a mountain while walking.
There are really not many people who can be so crazy about Lu Chi.
At the foot of the mountain there is an open flat land, piled with haystacks and a few big rocks. Looking left and right, Jiang He suddenly felt a little tired, so he went to find a flat big rock to sit and rest under the shade of a tree. .
Before his butt was hot, there was a sudden sound in the woods behind him, as if someone was cutting down a tree. He immediately thought that he had encountered a savior, and ran over quickly.
Under the big tree, there was a group of colorful things rolling on the ground, bumping against the tree trunk and making rattling noises. He squinted his eyes and planned to take a closer look, but what he saw scared him so much that he almost sat down on the ground.
The colorful one is a big bird, but the big bird is tightly wound by a boa constrictor with a bowl-sized mouth—this is because it has encountered a boa constrictor eating!
Looking carefully again, I saw a lump in the middle of the boa constrictor's belly, as if it had swallowed a prey.
How greedy!One big meal is not enough!Jiang He's legs were a little weak, and he retreated out of the forest tremblingly. He was most afraid of snakes!
The colorful bird made a hoarse cry, which was shrill and penetrating. Its wings flapped violently, and the leaves and dust, together with its fallen feathers, flew around. .
Silly bird!Don't you know that the more you struggle to die, the more painful it is!Sure enough, after a while, the colorful bird died down, leaving only two paws twitching in the air.
It's not that Jiang He doesn't understand the law of survival of the weak and the strong in nature, but reason is on the one hand, and emotion is on the other.
He heard that the boa constrictor should not swallow anything else in a short time after eating. Its mouth has been dislocated and its movements are very slow. How many times did this big bird hit its back and get entangled by it? ?
He struggled a lot whether to go or not, and the big bird seemed to be able to see through his mind, and suddenly moved again, and moved in his direction.He was so frightened that he took another step back. Out of the corner of his eye, he caught sight of a branch of moderate length and size. He picked it up and boldly poked the big python tentatively.The boa constrictor didn't move, but the big bird jumped up and thrashed even harder because of that one. Jiang He regretted not falling, and somehow felt that the bird was more terrifying than the boa constrictor.He lost the branch and ran out of the woods, but for some reason, the vine next to him suddenly caught his foot deliberately, and he tripped abruptly.
But at this time, the big bird that was entangled by the boa constrictor dragged its heavy body, half-running, half-flying, and rushed towards Jiang He. The feeling suddenly chilled his heart for the most part.
What was even more chilling was that the big bird didn't know what was going on, but pecked Jiang He's neck fiercely. Jiang He screamed in pain, and was pecked several times in a row, all in the same position.Jiang He entrusted his good intentions to Baiyanlang, and immediately became angry, turning around and throwing the snake and bird away with all his strength.
He didn't know what else happened at that moment. Jiang He watched helplessly as the python and the big bird landed on the ground. The big bird suddenly broke free from the restraints, flew into the air and then fell rapidly. While squeaking towards the river.
After watching for a long time, Jiang He gradually began to understand: this bird wants him to "peck" with it.
Jiang He picked up the stick he had thrown away just now, and poked the python a few times.
The big bird suddenly fanned a gust of wind with its wings, and flew into the air to peck his neck again. Only then did he realize that the big bird always pecked at the same place precisely, and the boa constrictor's body had already been pecked by him. A hole came out, and blood was coming out, and it looked like the location was where the python swallowed its prey.
Jiang He felt that he understood that the boa constrictor must be the companion that swallowed the bird.
One person and one bird worked together to create a big hole in the body of the big boa constrictor. The big bird stepped on the boa constrictor that was still trying to twist with one paw, and fiddled with the other paw in the bloody hole, making it flip out for a while. Something red-hot.
Jiang He thought to himself, if it's broken, it's already been corroded by the snake's stomach juice...
The big bird began to peck at the red mass again, and its sharp beak landed on it, making a sound like a stone colliding.After about ten minutes, the big bird pecked at the red ball and smashed it to pieces, and a small red shiny thing appeared in it.Because it was too small, Jiang He couldn't see clearly even if he squinted his eyes.
The boa constrictor was motionless, Jiang He felt that he had nothing to do, and was about to leave after throwing away his stick, but the big bird flapped its wings and flew towards him again.The big bird threw down the river like a firecracker, and its bloody beak went straight to his face!
Jiang He screamed "Ah", a cold and bloody thing was stuffed into his mouth by the big bird, he raised his head to spit it out, and received two more violent kicks on the face.
Big Bird watched Jiang He swallow the thing, fell backwards, and fell on Jiang He, motionless.
Jiang He retched a few times and didn't spit out what he had swallowed. His mouth felt extremely uncomfortable. He stretched out his hand and poked the colorful bird, but there was no response. He glanced at the mess again, feeling extremely complicated.
It's okay to eat it without doing anything, but what if it's something dug out of the python's stomach?But boa constrictors are generally not poisonous, so he probably won't die.It's not bad, but it's disgusting.Jiang He washed his mouth by the river for several minutes, and also briefly cleaned the wound on the back of his neck, which caused him to grin his teeth in pain.
He regretted coming to this bloody place.
Maybe it was the endless road, or maybe he met a dead mouse when he was blind. After walking for another half an hour, he actually saw a weir pond.
Where there are weir ponds, there is hope!
"After seeing Yantang, go east for a few miles, east, east, east, north, south, left, west, right, east, the sun sets to the west, this direction is west...the opposite direction...but that's not where I just came direction?"
Jiang He was circling in place, and began to wonder if he had heard it wrong, maybe it should be heading east or west.
It must be in the east-west direction!
"Dinglingling..." A string of bicycle bells suddenly pierced the silence of only one person in the wilderness. Jiang He was so overjoyed that he almost threw himself in front of the bicycle.
Even though the young man on the bicycle had already seen the person standing on the embankment circling in circles, he was still shocked when he saw this, and when he jumped off the bicycle, he thought: "Is this person bewitched?"
Jiang He squinted his eyes and could only get a rough idea. He only felt that he was much taller than him, so he called out big brother.
"Brother, is there a direction to Nanxing Village?" Jiang He asked, pointing to the way he came.
The young man hesitated for a moment, shook his head and said, "No." The voice was neither high nor low, and it was pleasant to hear.
Jiang He looked at him blankly, because he was short-sighted and sweated a lot. Now that he squinted his eyes, he became even more lifeless, like a mentally retarded person.
The young man could speak Mandarin fluently, and asked him: "Are you going to Nanxing Village?" Seeing him nodding his head as if meeting a savior, he said again: "Nanxing Village is still a few miles away, let me take you there .”
"thanks, thanks!"
From the moment he got off the train, what he heard along the way was either dialects or mandarin with a strong accent. Jiang He rarely went out, and when he encountered people who told him things he didn’t understand, he either guessed or pretended to understand. He nods and smiles like that, never asks a second time, and doesn't care whether others are scolding him or not.When I meet a stranger who can communicate with him in fluent Mandarin, I don't care whether others will kidnap or traffic him, and treat him as a confidant.
The young man took the suitcase off the back seat and said to Jiang He, "Your neck is bleeding, let me wipe it for you."
It's so kind, Jiang He's affection for him gradually increased, and he stretched out his head to show his neck.
The cotton swab was dipped in disinfectant and applied around the wound. There was no obvious sting when the disinfectant touched the broken skin, but Jiang He was still fidgeting nervously. The young man pressed his shoulders: "Don't move." The faint smell of medicine Pervasive in the air, Jiang He could vaguely feel the youth's breath.
Carrying medical supplies, is it a doctor?Jiang He was not used to bodily contact with people, and he didn't dare to look up. He just moved aside calmly, keeping a safe distance from the person.
In the evening, at six o'clock Beijing time, Zhang Yunde, who had told his family members that he was about to leave the village to call the police, unexpectedly saw Jiang He's figure at the entrance of the village. He finally let go of his hanging heart, ran over and threw a mess at Jiang He. beat.Jiang He was half dead from exhaustion. Although he couldn't see clearly, he heard Zhang Yunde's scolding clearly: "I can't get through to the phone, you bastard. I've been waiting for you all afternoon! I thought you were missing!"
Jiang He was also aggrieved, and said: "You didn't tell me how troublesome it is to go to your village. After passing the car, and running to ask for directions, you would point me farther and farther. If I hadn't met this big brother, I would really have Missing."
Nanxing Village is located about [-] kilometers southwest of Jianying Town, Qinan County. It is surrounded by mountains on three sides. Qing could only get a rough idea.The entire village is built along the river, and due to the terrain restrictions, it is distributed up and down in steps, with many forks and winding roads. If someone did not take them along, Jiang He would definitely not be able to find this place by himself.
Before Zhang Yunde could speak, the young man behind them spoke first: "I met him by the reservoir in Daxigou, and he was circling there."
"You boy!" Zhang Yunde slapped Jiang He on the shoulder several times, "If you go on, you will go to the Miao village. If you are patted on the shoulder, you can be someone else's son-in-law there. You can't wait obediently. Wait!" Under Jiang He's stupid and dumbfounded gaze, he said to the young man, "Zhang Huai, thank you, otherwise I wouldn't be able to explain to his family that this kid disappeared here. Let's go to my house for dinner. , my mother has already cooked dinner."
Young Zhang Huai shook his head and refused: "No, I'll go back and eat."
Zhang Yun dragged Jiang He and his suitcase to his house, Jiang He asked, "Do you know that person?"
The village is paved with neat slate roads, because it has just rained, the slabs are clean, wild flowers and plants grow beside the road, and the incomparable fresh air is mixed with the smell of rice.I don't know whose little yellow dog ran past Jiang He, leaving behind a string of cheers of "eat, go home and eat, there are chicken legs tonight~".
Jiang He frowned, and heard Zhang Yunde say, "He is the Party Secretary of our village, and his father, the Village Chief, is my fourth brother."
It's a pity that Jiang He's attention was already attracted by the barking of the little yellow dog, and he didn't have time to ask more details. He just rubbed the back of his head in confusion: "Does the dog in your village speak human language?"
Zhang Yunde shook his head: "No."
Jiang He asked again: "Did that dog bark just now?" Zhang Yunde nodded, and Jiang He asked again: "Why did it bark?"
Zhang Yunde: "Wow, woof."
"Old Zhang, can your cat speak human language?"
"will not."
"It doesn't seem to welcome me very much, saying that I'm dirty and smelly..."
"Then go take a shower."
"Old Zhang, can your pig speak human language?"
"will not."
"The pig seems to be laughing at you..."
"You are enough! I know you are very excited, but it is very late, can you stop playing and go to bed?"
"Hey, your mouse is so scary, it said it would bite off our ears in the middle of the night..."
"..."
Zhang Yunde is one of the few people who can get close to Jianghe University in the four years. Jianghe does not need to suppress his nature in front of him. The two bumpkins have different majors and interests, but they can talk about everything when they are together.He knew that after graduation, Jiang He must have held back a lot of words alone in a strange city, so he let him say stupid things all the way.
But Jiang He knew that he didn't say anything stupid, he swore to God that every word he said was true, he seemed to really hear the animals talking!
On the first night in this strange village, Jiang He inexplicably acquired the ability to understand the language of animals.
From a distance, I don't know what he is doing, but when I get closer, I can hear him chattering intermittently: "How can you be so open-minded and make me think that I am the kind of guy who is full of benevolence and morality, but actually has a human face..."
Mixed with the crowing of chickens: "Cuckoo, cluck cluck, cluck cluck cluck."
"Life is also death and death is also life. Life and death can only be replaced by reincarnation. I understand all this, but you really don't have to persuade me so desperately..."
"Cuckoo cluck cluck."
"I know, I know, no matter whether you die early or late, there is always a death, and it is a good death, a good death..."
"Cuckoo cluck cluck cluck cluck!"
"Who knows how many hearts and tears the chicken on the plate will bring. Well, don't say any more, I promise you, I will definitely handle your affairs well. The chicken head and butt are not thrown away, and the chicken feathers are made into a feather duster!"
"Cuckoo..."
"Why are you crying again? Didn't you say that death is all that matters? You can still go to see your first love after death..."
"Cuckoo!"
"What, you said you still have a wife and children?"
"Cuckoo!"
"But aren't you a little hen!"
"Cuckoo cuckoo cuckoo!"
"I, I, I don't have a gentleman's demeanor and don't know how to care for women? Who just stretched their necks to die under my knife?"
"Cuckoo cuckoo..."
"What are you talking about? Oh, I have to think about it again, then—"
The dogtail grass on the west courtyard wall moved, and the yellow animal hidden behind the grass flashed a sneer with its round black bean eyes, and then turned around and slipped down the courtyard wall.
After a while, the courtyard door was pushed open, and a short and thin man walked in, with a smile as gorgeous as a spring flower blooming on his palm-sized face.
"I've been watching you for three hours. If you don't know how to speak, don't speak." But he speaks a dialect with a strong accent.
Jiang He pretended not to understand: "What did you say?"
The man snorted and said contemptuously, "I can't even kill a chicken."
Jiang He made a gesture to hand him the chicken and the knife, but the man took a few steps back without moving, and Jiang He rolled his eyes.
"Promise me, in the next life you will be a chicken, and I will be a human being, and I will repay my kindness to you in this life. Goodbye, Beibi, oh, farewell, mylove... The soul of the chicken will go with the wind, and the love between man and chicken will become a swan song. The fragrance disappears and the jade chicken is no longer there, Gu Gu Gu Gu Gu Gu Gu Gu Gu Gu Gu Gu Gu Gu Gu Gu Gu -"
Jiang He really wanted to look up to the sky and howl: "You are just a chicken, you really don't need to add so much drama to yourself!"
As if seeing through his thoughts, the man next to him snorted again and said, "Anyway, it's just a chicken. Just pretend that you don't understand. Anyway, it's not human language."
Do you want to blame him?It is not what he wants to be able to understand the chicken's speech!
Time goes back to four months ago——
The old saying goes that too much talk will lead to loss, and this saying couldn't be more apt to apply to Jiang He.When he was a child, he used to talk so much that his grandma didn't love his uncle. Although he restrained himself when he grew up, he got used to it bluntly and sometimes he didn't know what it meant to rein in a horse.
It has been almost two years since he entered the workplace, and Jiang He is still like a stunned young man who just graduated. He doesn't understand anything, and he may not be as good as a student who has not graduated.Born in the countryside, his family was very poor when he was a child, his parents were low-educated and careless, and he didn't teach him any experience in dealing with people.
Let's say he has a low IQ. He was in the top ten in his class from elementary school to high school, so he can't be considered stupid. He never felt lonely like snow and offended others everywhere.
All the disadvantages began to emerge when I was in college.
Universities in provincial capitals have students from various places, but most of them are from the province, and there are also many people from the city. Two of the four people in their dormitory live in the city. Knowing how casual it is, he is always as timid as a three-year-old when facing strangers, and he hesitates even to order a meal at McDonald's.
To put it bluntly, I only dare to let myself go in a familiar environment. I am timid and have low vision. In the past, everyone was in the same place. You and I are too. No one cares. In a big city, there are more people who care. Naturally It also felt a little strange.
He speaks fast, another way of thinking is that he doesn't use his brain. Whenever he discusses with others, someone else will say: "Jiang He, why do you seem to be arguing?" He won't mention it again after the next page, but he slowly began to think about it.
Change it, but sometimes you just can't control it, so try to talk as little as possible.
However, the thing that hit him the hardest was during his graduation internship. During the interview, the boss came in person. Because he was facing an authoritative person for the first time, he was too nervous to speak. The middle-aged boss in his 50s looked down on him very much. Instead of letting him go out immediately, he continued to ask a bunch of questions like his birthplace and household registration. , I pulled out the USB flash drive before reading the PPT in less than 2 minutes.Before leaving, he said to Jiang He, "What kind of ability does a person who can't even speak talk about?"
Because of this, several classmates who went with him did not practice there. He thought that he was holding back his classmates. Although he found a relatively suitable one later, he still could not forget the experience of that day.
Two years after graduation, Jiang He realized that the lack of self-confidence caused by too low self-esteem has a series of side effects.
Everyone was very simple when he was in school, and his life circle was relatively narrow. With regular friends, he didn't have much contact with outsiders, and it was different when he was working.All kinds of people come and go in the society, and people with different views abound. Many things that he thinks are not in line with correct values are taken for granted by others. Controversy is inevitable, and differences are getting bigger and bigger. He is too sensitive to Also often accidentally hurt others.
Although he was not confident, he still had a little pride in his bones. When he found that his superiors seemed dissatisfied with him, he thought about resigning more than once, and he didn't want to admit that he was a person with a personality defect.As long as he still has such a personality, it won't be much better even if he changes places.
Last year's year-end bonus was not given because he failed the performance appraisal. This year, the superior repeated the same trick. The mid-year summary of the first half of the year gave him a D, and he was at the bottom of the department.After getting the performance appraisal form, he was only a little depressed. During lunch, his superior pretended to disgust him and asked him if he wanted to try his takeaway. He refused because he was in a bad mood.A bunch of people were booing there, saying that the boss was disgusted. Although everyone was joking, he felt that he was a person who couldn't afford it and couldn't let it go.In the afternoon, when the superior looked at his work drawings, he said emphatically, "It's so ugly." He collapsed completely, couldn't sleep for two nights in a row, and finally found someone to complain about on the third day.
Jianghe has a college classmate named Zhang Yunde, who is not in the same major as him. After graduation, he passed the teacher qualification test and returned to their hometown to become a Chinese teacher. Apart from him, Jianghe basically had no contact with other classmates.The two didn't communicate very often. Most of the time, Zhang Yunde forwarded and liked Jianghe's microblog, but whenever Zhang Yunde asked him how he was doing recently, Jianghe would definitely confide in him.
After listening to Jiang He's complaints all night, Zhang Yunde asked, "How did you offend him?"
Jiang He thought for a while and said, "I don't know for sure. It might be that there were signs when he was still in the internship period. He arranged a job to talk to me and asked me if I had any opinions. I'm not very interested so I'll tell the truth, but He still arranged for me. During that time, I was very depressed, he gave me advice and asked me to use his method, and sometimes I would justify a few words.”
Zhang Yunde sent a speechless expression.
Jiang He said: "I also know that work is work and interest, but why do you want to ask my opinion and turn a blind eye to my opinion? I also understand the principle of talking less and doing more, but the whole office is dead like a tomb. Same. Everyone knows that you can’t bring personal emotions into your work. After all, he is also my superior, but he always speaks in a weird way that makes people feel uncomfortable. He never says he is satisfied. He is always good or bad. Change it. In the end, it was completely according to what he wanted, and I felt that since I don’t like my aesthetics, why should I still be used.”
When he was excited, he became incoherent, Zhang Yunde just asked him: "What about the rest of the company?"
Jiang He said, "Everyone is doing their own thing quietly, and I don't know."
Zhang Yunde also spoke straightforwardly. He said: "Could it be your problem? You believe in yourself too much, but in fact you can't meet the requirements at all."
Jiang He didn't reply him for a long time.Zhang Yunde guessed that he must be secretly angry, so he said: "It may also be that you are not suitable for such a job. Didn't you say that your company is mainly based on design? You don't like to do design at first. If you can't stay longer, you can do it again." Find a way out, anyway, there are only a dozen people in your company, and the prospects for development are not very good."
"But what can I do? It's hard to find a job now." Jiang He drooped his head in a lifeless voice.There was no news from there, so Jiang He spoke the truth again slowly: "Actually, the main reason is probably because I said he is a straight male cancer. Aside from work, I really hate his ideas, plagiarism As long as it is successful, it is worth bragging about. When a child makes a mistake, he blames the school indiscriminately. Most of the time, I don’t want to talk to him, but he likes to have nothing to say after work, so I blocked him.”
Zhang Yunde: "..."
"It's because my thinking was too simple. I thought that personal problems would not rise to work. You are right. I didn't see my own strength clearly, so I looked forward and backward. I didn't have much fun staying in the company for the past two years. , and can’t make a lot of money for the boss, and I often dream that I’m unemployed. I haven’t saved any money, and no job means homelessness. Although my mother said that the house in my hometown was left to me, I definitely can’t When I go back, my parents have worked hard all their lives, and the second and third sisters are not married yet, so they will definitely be ridiculed when they go back, and maybe someone will force them to go on a blind date."
After all, they had been together for four years in college, and the two good friends almost knew each other well. Jiang He was the youngest son of the family, and his parents gave birth to him after avoiding family planning.Perhaps because of the large number of older sisters, the most common sentence Jiang He heard from childhood was "Your parents must want a son very much." He could still tell the difference in his eyes.The eldest sister and the second sister did not go to college, one did not pass the exam, and the other did not like to study. The third sister was more determined to enter a famous university and worked in a state-owned enterprise in their provincial capital. He never cared about Jiang He like his elder sister and second sister.
"Why am I so incompetent..."
Zhang Yunde had heard these words more than [-] times, and he didn't quite understand why Jiang He was so contradictory and pursued what he wanted.
Zhang Yunde deleted the original typed line and reposted a paragraph: "Don't belittle yourself, I think you are very good. Don't you like drawing, I remember you said before that you want to be a freelance illustrator, sir The city is stressful and you don’t want to go back to your hometown, so come to my hometown, although it’s a bit poor, but there are houses, beautiful scenery, and a slow pace of life, which allows you to live the life of 50 years old earlier.”
Jiang He only asked two questions: "Is there internet? Is it delivered by express?"
After getting an affirmative answer, they thought about it for a week. It happened that the landlord had notified them in advance that the rent would be increased, and the company was also going to implement new rules and regulations, adding rigid regulations on unpaid overtime. Under the impact of the two, Jianghe wrote his resignation Apply.
At the end of June, the resignation procedures were completed, and he emptied the rental house he lived in S City.After checking out of the house at the beginning of July, I went to a small village in a remote mountainous province with only a box of daily necessities.
Trains, buses, buses, inter-county buses... back and forth back and forth, tired and tired all the way, and finally fell asleep on the way from the town to Nanxing Village, this kind of small bus does not report the stop, the locals They are all familiar with the road, and he reminded the conductor to remind him when he arrived at Nanxing Village, but the conductor forgot, so he took the bus as soon as he arrived in a strange place.
"Nanxing Village, we've arrived a long time ago, young man, get out of the car!" Auntie the conductor urged him to get off the car in a thick dialect, but he was also impatient, and the suitcase he was carrying when getting off the car rolled out of the car one step ahead of him. The more impatient he got, the more he got into trouble. Coincidentally, his foot slipped and he fell off the car.
It just rained in the morning, and the roads in the countryside have not yet been fully cemented, and they are full of potholes when it rains.The suitcase was blocking the way ahead. When he fell down, he first threw himself on the suitcase, stepped into a mud puddle with his front foot, tripped over his back foot, and turned over from the suitcase.
When I fell, the glasses fell into the mud puddle, and half of the lens was crushed by the suitcase, and the remaining half was also covered with mud.
The car started without any sympathy, and then drove away, leaving an [-]-degree myopic eye holding a broken glasses standing in a mess in the wind on a deserted road with no villages or shops behind.
The cell phone ran out of battery because of the back and forth in the town, and no one could contact him for a while, let alone Zhang Yunde's cousin who had never seen him and picked him up in the town.Jiang He went back and forth in the wasteland a few times, and finally decided to follow the traces of the car and go back. As long as he reached Nanxing Village, he would not have to worry about finding Zhang Yunde.I don't know how long I walked, because I don't know the time, I only know that it has been a long, long time. I saw rows of small houses with white walls and green tiles in my vague vision, and a small road winding into the village inside.
"Nanxing Village, it's not here. You go in that direction. It's not far away, and you'll be there in a few miles." It's just a pity that this is not the place Jiang He is looking for, and although the villagers speak Mandarin to this place, they don't know The outsider who knew how he fell into the mud pit was curious, but he kindly showed him the way.
How many miles the country people say often deviates from the actual situation. The size of each person's strides is different, and the time cannot be generalized.And what the villagers say is "go out along this road, go straight along the main road, see a three-way intersection, go to the left one, there is a small road that you can't walk, go southeast, pass a weir pond, and then go Going east, there is a chicken farm over there, and there is a small road on the right side of the chicken farm, just follow the road and you will be there." I felt dizzy when I heard it, and I felt like I was going north after walking a few steps.
Jiang He didn’t have a strong sense of direction when he was young. When he was young, he and his sisters went up to the mountains to pick up acorns and got lost and almost lost their way. When he grew up, he was a dead house who basically never went out and relied on Baidu when going out. After all, rural areas in mountainous areas are different from those in plain areas. The mountains are high and dangerous, the road is long and rugged, and the road ahead is long and we don't know when it will end.
The sun after the rain was especially vicious. Cicadas were screaming in the fields, and few people were wandering outside at noon, so he could only guess which direction was right based on his intuition.Passing by more than one field, it was so green, anyway, he was short-sighted and couldn’t see clearly what was planted; he also saw a few at the fork in the road, there were all three forks and five forks, and it was not clear which side was east; I saw a fairly open river; there was no chicken farm, but there was a large flock of ducks by the river.
The ducks were raised free-range, no one was watching them, and the owner was nowhere to be seen. Jiang He walked back along the road in frustration, but he was actually blocked by a mountain while walking.
There are really not many people who can be so crazy about Lu Chi.
At the foot of the mountain there is an open flat land, piled with haystacks and a few big rocks. Looking left and right, Jiang He suddenly felt a little tired, so he went to find a flat big rock to sit and rest under the shade of a tree. .
Before his butt was hot, there was a sudden sound in the woods behind him, as if someone was cutting down a tree. He immediately thought that he had encountered a savior, and ran over quickly.
Under the big tree, there was a group of colorful things rolling on the ground, bumping against the tree trunk and making rattling noises. He squinted his eyes and planned to take a closer look, but what he saw scared him so much that he almost sat down on the ground.
The colorful one is a big bird, but the big bird is tightly wound by a boa constrictor with a bowl-sized mouth—this is because it has encountered a boa constrictor eating!
Looking carefully again, I saw a lump in the middle of the boa constrictor's belly, as if it had swallowed a prey.
How greedy!One big meal is not enough!Jiang He's legs were a little weak, and he retreated out of the forest tremblingly. He was most afraid of snakes!
The colorful bird made a hoarse cry, which was shrill and penetrating. Its wings flapped violently, and the leaves and dust, together with its fallen feathers, flew around. .
Silly bird!Don't you know that the more you struggle to die, the more painful it is!Sure enough, after a while, the colorful bird died down, leaving only two paws twitching in the air.
It's not that Jiang He doesn't understand the law of survival of the weak and the strong in nature, but reason is on the one hand, and emotion is on the other.
He heard that the boa constrictor should not swallow anything else in a short time after eating. Its mouth has been dislocated and its movements are very slow. How many times did this big bird hit its back and get entangled by it? ?
He struggled a lot whether to go or not, and the big bird seemed to be able to see through his mind, and suddenly moved again, and moved in his direction.He was so frightened that he took another step back. Out of the corner of his eye, he caught sight of a branch of moderate length and size. He picked it up and boldly poked the big python tentatively.The boa constrictor didn't move, but the big bird jumped up and thrashed even harder because of that one. Jiang He regretted not falling, and somehow felt that the bird was more terrifying than the boa constrictor.He lost the branch and ran out of the woods, but for some reason, the vine next to him suddenly caught his foot deliberately, and he tripped abruptly.
But at this time, the big bird that was entangled by the boa constrictor dragged its heavy body, half-running, half-flying, and rushed towards Jiang He. The feeling suddenly chilled his heart for the most part.
What was even more chilling was that the big bird didn't know what was going on, but pecked Jiang He's neck fiercely. Jiang He screamed in pain, and was pecked several times in a row, all in the same position.Jiang He entrusted his good intentions to Baiyanlang, and immediately became angry, turning around and throwing the snake and bird away with all his strength.
He didn't know what else happened at that moment. Jiang He watched helplessly as the python and the big bird landed on the ground. The big bird suddenly broke free from the restraints, flew into the air and then fell rapidly. While squeaking towards the river.
After watching for a long time, Jiang He gradually began to understand: this bird wants him to "peck" with it.
Jiang He picked up the stick he had thrown away just now, and poked the python a few times.
The big bird suddenly fanned a gust of wind with its wings, and flew into the air to peck his neck again. Only then did he realize that the big bird always pecked at the same place precisely, and the boa constrictor's body had already been pecked by him. A hole came out, and blood was coming out, and it looked like the location was where the python swallowed its prey.
Jiang He felt that he understood that the boa constrictor must be the companion that swallowed the bird.
One person and one bird worked together to create a big hole in the body of the big boa constrictor. The big bird stepped on the boa constrictor that was still trying to twist with one paw, and fiddled with the other paw in the bloody hole, making it flip out for a while. Something red-hot.
Jiang He thought to himself, if it's broken, it's already been corroded by the snake's stomach juice...
The big bird began to peck at the red mass again, and its sharp beak landed on it, making a sound like a stone colliding.After about ten minutes, the big bird pecked at the red ball and smashed it to pieces, and a small red shiny thing appeared in it.Because it was too small, Jiang He couldn't see clearly even if he squinted his eyes.
The boa constrictor was motionless, Jiang He felt that he had nothing to do, and was about to leave after throwing away his stick, but the big bird flapped its wings and flew towards him again.The big bird threw down the river like a firecracker, and its bloody beak went straight to his face!
Jiang He screamed "Ah", a cold and bloody thing was stuffed into his mouth by the big bird, he raised his head to spit it out, and received two more violent kicks on the face.
Big Bird watched Jiang He swallow the thing, fell backwards, and fell on Jiang He, motionless.
Jiang He retched a few times and didn't spit out what he had swallowed. His mouth felt extremely uncomfortable. He stretched out his hand and poked the colorful bird, but there was no response. He glanced at the mess again, feeling extremely complicated.
It's okay to eat it without doing anything, but what if it's something dug out of the python's stomach?But boa constrictors are generally not poisonous, so he probably won't die.It's not bad, but it's disgusting.Jiang He washed his mouth by the river for several minutes, and also briefly cleaned the wound on the back of his neck, which caused him to grin his teeth in pain.
He regretted coming to this bloody place.
Maybe it was the endless road, or maybe he met a dead mouse when he was blind. After walking for another half an hour, he actually saw a weir pond.
Where there are weir ponds, there is hope!
"After seeing Yantang, go east for a few miles, east, east, east, north, south, left, west, right, east, the sun sets to the west, this direction is west...the opposite direction...but that's not where I just came direction?"
Jiang He was circling in place, and began to wonder if he had heard it wrong, maybe it should be heading east or west.
It must be in the east-west direction!
"Dinglingling..." A string of bicycle bells suddenly pierced the silence of only one person in the wilderness. Jiang He was so overjoyed that he almost threw himself in front of the bicycle.
Even though the young man on the bicycle had already seen the person standing on the embankment circling in circles, he was still shocked when he saw this, and when he jumped off the bicycle, he thought: "Is this person bewitched?"
Jiang He squinted his eyes and could only get a rough idea. He only felt that he was much taller than him, so he called out big brother.
"Brother, is there a direction to Nanxing Village?" Jiang He asked, pointing to the way he came.
The young man hesitated for a moment, shook his head and said, "No." The voice was neither high nor low, and it was pleasant to hear.
Jiang He looked at him blankly, because he was short-sighted and sweated a lot. Now that he squinted his eyes, he became even more lifeless, like a mentally retarded person.
The young man could speak Mandarin fluently, and asked him: "Are you going to Nanxing Village?" Seeing him nodding his head as if meeting a savior, he said again: "Nanxing Village is still a few miles away, let me take you there .”
"thanks, thanks!"
From the moment he got off the train, what he heard along the way was either dialects or mandarin with a strong accent. Jiang He rarely went out, and when he encountered people who told him things he didn’t understand, he either guessed or pretended to understand. He nods and smiles like that, never asks a second time, and doesn't care whether others are scolding him or not.When I meet a stranger who can communicate with him in fluent Mandarin, I don't care whether others will kidnap or traffic him, and treat him as a confidant.
The young man took the suitcase off the back seat and said to Jiang He, "Your neck is bleeding, let me wipe it for you."
It's so kind, Jiang He's affection for him gradually increased, and he stretched out his head to show his neck.
The cotton swab was dipped in disinfectant and applied around the wound. There was no obvious sting when the disinfectant touched the broken skin, but Jiang He was still fidgeting nervously. The young man pressed his shoulders: "Don't move." The faint smell of medicine Pervasive in the air, Jiang He could vaguely feel the youth's breath.
Carrying medical supplies, is it a doctor?Jiang He was not used to bodily contact with people, and he didn't dare to look up. He just moved aside calmly, keeping a safe distance from the person.
In the evening, at six o'clock Beijing time, Zhang Yunde, who had told his family members that he was about to leave the village to call the police, unexpectedly saw Jiang He's figure at the entrance of the village. He finally let go of his hanging heart, ran over and threw a mess at Jiang He. beat.Jiang He was half dead from exhaustion. Although he couldn't see clearly, he heard Zhang Yunde's scolding clearly: "I can't get through to the phone, you bastard. I've been waiting for you all afternoon! I thought you were missing!"
Jiang He was also aggrieved, and said: "You didn't tell me how troublesome it is to go to your village. After passing the car, and running to ask for directions, you would point me farther and farther. If I hadn't met this big brother, I would really have Missing."
Nanxing Village is located about [-] kilometers southwest of Jianying Town, Qinan County. It is surrounded by mountains on three sides. Qing could only get a rough idea.The entire village is built along the river, and due to the terrain restrictions, it is distributed up and down in steps, with many forks and winding roads. If someone did not take them along, Jiang He would definitely not be able to find this place by himself.
Before Zhang Yunde could speak, the young man behind them spoke first: "I met him by the reservoir in Daxigou, and he was circling there."
"You boy!" Zhang Yunde slapped Jiang He on the shoulder several times, "If you go on, you will go to the Miao village. If you are patted on the shoulder, you can be someone else's son-in-law there. You can't wait obediently. Wait!" Under Jiang He's stupid and dumbfounded gaze, he said to the young man, "Zhang Huai, thank you, otherwise I wouldn't be able to explain to his family that this kid disappeared here. Let's go to my house for dinner. , my mother has already cooked dinner."
Young Zhang Huai shook his head and refused: "No, I'll go back and eat."
Zhang Yun dragged Jiang He and his suitcase to his house, Jiang He asked, "Do you know that person?"
The village is paved with neat slate roads, because it has just rained, the slabs are clean, wild flowers and plants grow beside the road, and the incomparable fresh air is mixed with the smell of rice.I don't know whose little yellow dog ran past Jiang He, leaving behind a string of cheers of "eat, go home and eat, there are chicken legs tonight~".
Jiang He frowned, and heard Zhang Yunde say, "He is the Party Secretary of our village, and his father, the Village Chief, is my fourth brother."
It's a pity that Jiang He's attention was already attracted by the barking of the little yellow dog, and he didn't have time to ask more details. He just rubbed the back of his head in confusion: "Does the dog in your village speak human language?"
Zhang Yunde shook his head: "No."
Jiang He asked again: "Did that dog bark just now?" Zhang Yunde nodded, and Jiang He asked again: "Why did it bark?"
Zhang Yunde: "Wow, woof."
"Old Zhang, can your cat speak human language?"
"will not."
"It doesn't seem to welcome me very much, saying that I'm dirty and smelly..."
"Then go take a shower."
"Old Zhang, can your pig speak human language?"
"will not."
"The pig seems to be laughing at you..."
"You are enough! I know you are very excited, but it is very late, can you stop playing and go to bed?"
"Hey, your mouse is so scary, it said it would bite off our ears in the middle of the night..."
"..."
Zhang Yunde is one of the few people who can get close to Jianghe University in the four years. Jianghe does not need to suppress his nature in front of him. The two bumpkins have different majors and interests, but they can talk about everything when they are together.He knew that after graduation, Jiang He must have held back a lot of words alone in a strange city, so he let him say stupid things all the way.
But Jiang He knew that he didn't say anything stupid, he swore to God that every word he said was true, he seemed to really hear the animals talking!
On the first night in this strange village, Jiang He inexplicably acquired the ability to understand the language of animals.
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