Facial Paralysis Capture Program [Entertainment]

Xia Kun drove back to school, rushed into the dormitory, fell on An Huai's bed, and said weakly, "I'm exhausted..."

An Huai was sitting at the desk watching videos on the computer, pressed pause and turned to look at Xia Kun lying on the bed in a corpse shape, and asked, "Why did you go last night, why didn't you come back?"

"Spent the night in the hospital."

"Who's sick?"

"Bai Zixuan."

"Huh?" An Huai thought she had heard it wrong, "Bai Zixuan? The guy who had dinner with last night?"

Xia Kun nodded.

"Why did you guard him in the hospital?" An Huai couldn't understand.

"Because he had a stomachache, he was infused in the hospital."

"..." An Huai was still confused, "What does his stomachache have anything to do with you? Didn't you just meet yesterday afternoon? You have developed into a heart-to-heart buddy so quickly?"

"No, it's just... Didn't I treat him to boiled fish? His stomach hurts because he ate chili, so I feel ashamed. Besides, you think, he has such a strange personality, so he must not have many friends. I Just be merciful and accompany him."

An Huai looked at Xia Kun suspiciously, and said, "Are you so kind? It's the first time I've seen you be so enthusiastic about others. You don't have any other thoughts, do you?"

Xia Kun felt guilty for a while, and turned up the volume to cover himself: "What, what! What can I think! My only thought now is to quickly get Lu Shutao! Brother, Bai Zixuan is a man, what can I think about him? You Don't make fun of me."

An Huai's eyes were full of distrust. He squinted his eyes and looked at Xia Kun, as if he could see through his disguise. Said: "Okay, maybe I was thinking too much, Lord Kun, remember what you said just now, Bai Zixuan is a man, don't fool yourself with curiosity or fun."

Xia Kun said "Oh" and didn't explain any more. He knew very well that in front of An Huai, no amount of explanation would be useless. Under the gaze of his eagle-like sharp eyes, all pretense was futile.

He can always see directly into the bottom of people's hearts, always leaving Xia Kun nowhere to hide.

After a while, Xia Kun was about to fall asleep, An Huai suddenly said, "Actually, after thinking about it, Bai Zixuan looks quite to my liking, why don't I give it a try and see if I can eat him?"

Xia Kun woke up immediately, and a carp bounced up from the bed, and said eagerly: "Don't make trouble with you! How can he be worthy of you with such a dead face, besides, he is as cold as a block of ice, eat him ? Are you afraid of breaking your teeth?"

An Huai shrugged: "I like to attack this kind of challenge, and I don't even bother to start with the ones that are too easy to surrender."

Xia Kun was a little panicked: "Damn it? No, are you serious? Listen to my advice, he is really not suitable for you, his personality is so bad, he is always bored and doesn't speak, and he often chokes people to death when he finally says a word , you can’t stay with him for a second, and want to cry him every minute, really, I won’t lie to you, if you have that time, you might as well find someone more suitable for you!”

An Huai smiled and said, "Master Kun, you never stopped me from chasing anyone before, what happened this time?"

"I... I'm afraid you're wasting time..."

"It's okay. The most important thing I lack is time. I have graduated anyway, and I am worried that I have nothing to do."

"Farewell, Brother Huai, how can you say that Bai Zixuan is also a good friend of my future wife? How can I explain to Lu Shutao that you have deceived her like this? There are so many men in the world, do you really want Bai Zixuan?"

An Huai stared fixedly at Xia Kun's eyes, staring at Xia Kun in a daze, and said after a while, "Okay then, I'll change my target."

Xia Kun was finally relieved, turned around and crawled back to his bed, lay down and continued to sleep.

An Huai was in no mood to watch the video again. He felt that if he didn't grab Xia Kun now, Xia Kun might really go astray.

Just because you are a brother who can do anything, that's why I don't want to see you go on the same difficult road as me.

***

Bai Zixuan went home and took a shower first, and then checked his grades for four years of university on the Internet. Although they were all mediocre, at least he didn't fail a subject, and he saw that the two columns of graduation thesis and graduation defense were also filled in. , Only then can I rest assured that I don't have to prepare my graduation thesis or the like.

It was almost noon, and just as he was about to heat up the leftovers from yesterday, Lu Shutao called.

"Xiaobai? Have you eaten yet?"

"Just about to eat."

"Don't eat, go out to eat with me. Xia Kun called me just now to invite me to have dinner. I'm too embarrassed to go alone. All my roommates have gone out, so you are the only one who can accompany me."

Bai Zixuan didn't want to see that idiot man again at all, so he immediately refused: "I won't go."

"Xiaobai, come with me, please, we don't know each other well, how embarrassing it is to have nothing to say when we meet."

But even if I go, I won't talk to you...

Lu Shutao was still pleading: "Please, Xiaobai, Xiaobai, you are the best—"

Bai Zixuan's ears were too soft, and he couldn't stand being acted like a baby, so he could only say, "Okay..."

Half an hour later, Bai Zixuan went downstairs, Xia Kun was still driving his blinding golden convertible Ferrari, and Lu Shutao was sitting in the passenger seat, smiling and waving to him.

Bai Zixuan nodded towards Lu Shutao expressionlessly, ignored Xia Kun who raised his eyebrows and lips at him, and sat in the back seat.

Xia Kun thought his actions were handsome, but Bai Zixuan ignored him, silently swallowed a mouthful of old blood, and started the car.

This time, Xia Kun chose a restaurant with a light taste, and specially ordered some stomach-warming dishes. He thought that he would at least receive a little gratitude from Bai Zixuan, but he found that Bai Zixuan did not change his expression from the beginning to the end. He didn't notice it at all. Xia Kun's thoughtfulness caused another burst of injury.

During the meal, Lu Shutao and Xia Kun mentioned that next week they would sign up for "A New Definition of Idol" with Bai Zixuan. Xia Kun was a little surprised and asked, "Do you want to debut?"

Lu Shutao nodded: "Yes, after all, I came from a dancing background, and I want to try to see if I can make my debut. In fact, I don't have much confidence in myself, but I am Xiaobai, who has outstanding strength. I will definitely get a good ranking."

Xia Kun said: "You dance very well too, so don't be humble."

Lu Shutao was taken aback: "Have you seen me dance?"

"I've seen it, I think you dance very well, sincerely."

Lu Shutao blushed and lowered her head with a smile.

Xia Kun continued the topic just now and said, "So you both want to sign with Tiansheng?"

Lu Shutao swallowed the food in his mouth, and replied, "Well, I want to work harder."

"Actually, there is nothing good about Tiansheng. Although it looks prosperous on the surface, the chairman has lost his mind, and now he only praises Yue Haonan. It is not easy for newcomers to survive."

"That's because Yue Haonan is good enough. He can sing and act, and he's so handsome. If I were the chairman, I'd be willing to praise him."

Xia Kun snorted, but didn't answer.

Lu Shutao didn't know what Xia Kun wanted to express, so he continued: "Actually, we just tried it out, and we didn't intend to pursue anything deliberately, so let's try our luck anyway."

Xia Kun looked at Lu Shutao, then at Bai Zixuan, and said: "Since you have decided to participate, you can't just 'try', at least you have to get in the top three. I happen to know a few dancers and vocalists." Teacher, let them guide and guide you."

Lu Shutao was very pleasantly surprised: "Eh? Is it possible? Will it be too much trouble for you?"

Xia Kun felt dizzy: "Isn't it just a matter of one sentence, how can we talk about the word 'trouble', does Han Qiu know him? How about letting him tutor you in singing?"

Lu Shutao's mouth was open enough to stuff an egg: "King of singer Han Qiu?! Oh my God! He is my idol since I was a child! Can I really see him?"

"Of course, it's not just a matter of one sentence. I can ask him to give you a few vocal lessons starting tomorrow. For dancing...does Ye Cong'an know?"

"Of course I know! The only Chinese who has won the gold medal in the International Latin Dance Competition is now a national treasure dancer! He even gave lectures in our college!"

"Well, now he mainly choreographs for the first-line big names, let him teach you dance."

Lu Shutao was so excited that he was at a loss: "My God, Xia Kun, you are too awesome, aren't you? How do you know such a big man?"

Xia Kun chuckled, and blew on his fingertips casually: "It's nothing, it's just that we have a good personal relationship, and they will definitely help with such small favors."

"Thank you so much, really thank you very much!"

Bai Zixuan didn't have any expression changes from the beginning to the end, he put a piece of tofu into his mouth, chewed and chewed, his consciousness wandered outside.

What Bai Zixuan cares about is what Lu Shutao calls Han Qiu - "King of Songs".You know, before he was alive, Han Qiu was just a small 11th-tier singer who hadn't even held a concert. How could he have become the king of singers after [-] years of death?Alas, the world is unpredictable. The me in the past must never have imagined that one day I would be reduced to being tutored by him.

***

The next day, as soon as Lu Shutao woke up, she received a call from Xia Kun.

"I'm downstairs in your dormitory. I'll go to Ye Cong'an's dance class first, and then find Han Qiu for vocal music in the afternoon."

Lu Shutao thought that Xia Kun was just bragging yesterday, but she didn't expect it to be true, so she hurriedly said: "But my foot injury is still not healed, why don't you take Xiaobai to dance class first? I will go directly to the dance class in the afternoon Let's get on with the music."

Xia Kun thought for a while and said, "Well, anyway, your dance is already so good, it doesn't matter if you don't make it, I will take Bai Zixuan there first, and pick you up for dinner after class."

"Well, I'm sorry to trouble you, Xia Kun, thank you very much."

"It's okay, it's easy to do, don't worry about it."

So Xia Kun asked Lu Shutao for Bai Zixuan's phone number, and while driving to Bai Zixuan's house, he dialed the number nervously.

Bai Zixuan implements the concept of going to bed early and getting up early to keep good health. He gets up early and does push-ups to exercise. He gets up when he hears the phone vibrating. When he sees an unfamiliar number, he hesitates to answer it: "Hello."

"I'm Xia Kun, go downstairs now, I'll take you to class."

Without even thinking about it, Bai Zixuan said, "No." Then he immediately hung up the phone, put down the phone, lay down and continued to do push-ups.

Before making two calls, the phone vibrated again, and Bai Zixuan saw that it was still the same number, so he hung up immediately.

After I have graduated, I still have to travel all the way to attend class, which is a waste of time and energy, so I don't want to go, I might as well take a nap when I have that time.

Xia Kun relentlessly made three phone calls but was ruthlessly hung up. He gritted his teeth angrily, his stubborn temper came up, and he said that if you don't want to go, I will let you go!Parked the car downstairs at Bai Zixuan's house, and shouted at the top of his voice, "Bai-zi-xuan-"

Immediately, Bai Zixuan heard this heart-piercing howl at home, and a nerve named "Calmness" in his brain immediately collapsed, and he stood by the window looking down furiously, and it really was that idiot man.

Xia Kun shouted one sentence after another: "Bai-zi-xuan-bai-zi-xuan-I will keep shouting if you don't come down-bai-zi-xuan-"

Bai Zixuan finally couldn't bear it anymore, and was so angry that he picked up his mobile phone and called him. Xia Kun just picked it up and said, "Bai Zixuan, don't you answer my call? Don't call me if you have the ability!"

"If you shout again, I'll pull out your tongue!" Bai Zixuan was so angry that his veins bulged, wishing he could strangle him to death.

"If you don't come down, I'll keep shouting. Come and pull out my tongue if you have the ability."

With a "boom", a nerve called "reason" in Bai Zixuan's brain was also broken.

Before Bai Zixuan could speak, Xia Kun threatened: "Are you going to get down? If not, I can keep shouting!"

"Enough! Don't shout!" Wow, I'm going to bite!Bai Zixuan took a deep breath and clenched his fists: "I'm going down now..."

Five minutes later, Bai Zixuan stood in front of Xia Kun with a dark face, his body full of murderous aura.

Xia Kun took a step back, afraid that he would really stab himself with a knife from behind, and said, "You...you calm down, killing is against the law."

Bai Zixuan's face was as cold as ice, and he asked calmly, "What exactly do you want?"

"Didn't you agree to seek counseling yesterday? I have already agreed with Lu Cong'an. If you don't go, it will save my face."

"Who the hell agreed with you?!" Bai Zixuan felt that this person was really unreasonable.

"Ah!" Xia Kun said pleasantly as if he had discovered a new continent: "You can still swear! What else are you going to scold? Listen to a few more scolds!"

"..." Bai Zixuan really regretted not bringing down the kitchen knife.