[Gintama] Don't go against your heart

Gintoki brushed his mouth up and down with a toothbrush, looking at the big and small bags on the table with a look of sleeplessness, while Kagura sat by the side and unpacked the things inside, making exclamations of surprise from time to time : "What a high-end thing, Alu, big money Alu!"

Gintoki glanced at the things in her hand following Kagura's eye movements, and then said indifferently: "Ah? Children can't take other people's things casually. Although they look like they like it, they can't take them home randomly. Wait I will have to give it back to someone else..."

"Yin Sang, this is what someone said to Xian Xisang this morning." Shinpachi pushed his glasses aside to explain, and then took a few sips of tea, "It is said that they were purchased specially to wake Xian Xisang up. Sign for receipt, there is no address on the item.”

"Ah? When did she buy so many things? Couldn't it be another series of lords who came to repay the debt?" As the saying goes, the debtor has the debtor. It all means that people who come to pay off debts are confused, and now the Shinsengumi is nothing more than another source of income for Wanshiya, and then reminded Kagura: "You have to be careful when someone deliberately slaps you, such as bombs or something..."

"Bomb...?" Shinpachi looked at the big and small bags with some horror. If what the bank said was really sent from the Shinsengumi, then it really can't be ignored that there is a certain trembling S hidden in it. The possibility of a bomb.

"What?!" Kagura hastily put down the things on his hands, and then pushed the things on the table aside, "I won't accept the things from the bastard, Aru!" Then he threw all the things to Shinpachi , "Throw away the new Baji! You may be infected with a strange virus, Alu!"

Hijikata Shiro, who was patrolling in a police car early in the morning, sneezed the moment he was about to light a cigarette, and then murmured a little strangely: "That bastard scolded me again..."

"Hey, the patrol in the early morning was really hard for you." A sudden voice came, and Hijikata hurriedly avoided the knife light coming towards him, and the figure of Sogo Sougo stood in front of him, cynically Said: "Earth Fang, go to death."

"You bastard--!!"

Then when Xianxi woke up, she found that there was a lot of rubbish in the rubbish dump behind Dengshi's granny's bar overnight, she shook her head strangely, now people will have retribution if they don't sort their rubbish.

……

"Ring-ring--"

The ear-piercing ringtone of the phone rang in Master House. Gintoki and Kagura were both at ease, one watching JUMP drinking strawberry milk, the other sitting in front of the TV with vinegar kombu in his mouth, while Shinpachi was busy arranging clothes, mopping the floor, Anyway, as long as Shinpachi does all kinds of housework in Wanshiwu on that day, he will do it all.

"Hey, I'm talking about Yinsang Kagura! Aren't you going to answer the phone!?" Shinpachi walked back and forth with a big basket of clothes in his arms. After 5 minutes, the phone still kept ringing and you didn't answer me. The non-stop momentum has been ringing, which makes people feel upset.

"Silver sauce, go pick up Aru."

"What are you talking about, Yin-sang, I'm very busy, besides, Kagura, you are closer to the phone."

"Ring-ring--"

"No matter who it is, answer the phone for me first, hello!"

After the stalemate, Kagura couldn't stand the urging, so he stood up unconvinced and walked towards the tireless phone angrily, and answered the phone angrily: "Hi Alu, the number you dialed is no longer available. Alu was shut down because of money recharge, please don’t call Alu again..."

When the other party didn't know what to say, Kagura covered the phone with one hand and then turned to Yin and said, "Yin-chan is Alu who is looking for Sister Xianxi."

"Ah?" After getting an unexpected answer, Yin Shi scratched his head, put down the JUMP in his hand and finally left his sofa throne, then stood up and took the phone receiver in his hand: "Moshi Moxi, you dialed the wrong number Please don't call again." Then he made a gesture to hang up the phone.

"Too irresponsible, isn't it? What if it's something very important?!" Shinpachi poked his head out of the room with a feather duster in his aunt's apron, and scolded.

"It's annoying, you are becoming more and more like an old mother." Yin Shi continued to return to the sofa, ready to pick up JUMP, but the phone rang again like chicken blood.

Yinshi suppressed the urge to punch the person on the other side of the phone, picked up the phone and said angrily: "I don't care who you are! Call Yinsang again and I won't make you look good! I'm serious!"

"Huh? We don't know the person you're looking for." Yinshi buttoned his booger and stuck it on the table. Shinpachi hurried over to clean it. Cloudy to overcast trend.

"I'm sorry, I seem to be possessed by the distance soon, I may not be able to control myself if you call again."

"It's been said that we don't know each other anymore, okay, black horoscope is about to start, don't call again, goodbye."

Then Shinpachi watched Gintoki hang up the phone and resolutely unplug the phone line, and then sat back on the sofa as if nothing had happened and continued to flip through the JUMP that he hadn't finished watching just now.

"Ah, who was it just now, Yinsang." Shinpachi suddenly felt that the atmosphere suddenly became a little weird.

"Ah, there are too many harassing calls these days. Do you want to lie to those children? Really, fortunately, Yinshi taught him a lesson."

"Indeed." Shinpachi lowered his head and dragged himself to the ground with self-knowledge. For a moment, the only sound in the room was the sound of Kagura laughing while watching an oolong drama.

……

"Kai—stop!" Compared to the eerie atmosphere in Master's House, the Kabukicho outside was unusually lively, and Shinsengumi's police cars were beeping around outside.

Inside Wanshiwu, Yinshi was staring at the floor in the middle of Wanshiwu's living room, the roof was so damaged that there was a big hole, the sun was shining directly, and the culprit was sitting there.

After the silence, the culprit finally spoke first: "Yinshi, I didn't expect your roof to be so fragile."

"Wig, are you an idiot? What about Yinsang's roof? I'd better escort you to those two tax thieves as soon as possible!"

"It's not a wig, it's Katsura. Those two tough shogunate lackeys, do you think they can defeat me, Katsura Kotaro?"

Elizabeth held up a sign on the side: [Please let us avoid it first. 】

Before Yinshi could answer, there was an urgent knock on the door: "Is anyone there? We are Shinsengumi."

"Shaking S bastard, what are you doing, Aru, you are not allowed to come in Aru." Kagura surrounded the door with jealous Kombu and Joharu, but the people outside couldn't see the scene inside.

"Get out of the way, China, we suspect that you are hiding people with lofty ideals."

Immediately walked to the door, and drove them lazily: "Where are there any people with lofty ideals? I don't care who you are. If you disturb Yinsang to watch the anchor of Jieye, I will not spare you." He stretched out his hand while talking to himself. Going to pull and close the wooden door, Sougo Okita has quick eyesight and quick hands, and hurriedly pressed on the door frame with a snap, stopping the door from closing: "Danna, wait..."

Of course, Yinshi didn't stop there, but put on the other hand, and increased the strength of his hand to pull the door: "If you do this again, I will sue you for disturbing the people, really!"

Under all kinds of obstruction and resistance, the Zhenxuan group had no choice but to leave the downstairs of Wanshiwu in a police car and patrol around.

"Okay, those tax thieves have already left, so hurry up and get Yinsang out." Yinshi said impatiently while taking out a box of strawberry milk from the refrigerator.

"No, today I want to come and see..."

"If you want to watch Sister Xianxi, she's out to work, Aru." Kagura snatched the remote control before Yinshi picked it up, and tuned the channel smoothly.

"Rather than work, let's go on a date with a man." Gintoki desperately snatched the remote control from Kagura's hand, and said with a look of indifference.

"...Dating?" Gui Xiaotaro frowned, as if he was still filtering out the word in his mind, and then after 5 minutes, he suddenly jumped up: "What--dating?!" The fierce light in his eyes flashed away.

"Ah, it seems to be a friend from childhood or something." Not grabbing the remote control, Gintoki turned around angrily, picked up the strawberry milk, pinched open the carton, raised his head and took a sip.

"Kagura, you eat too much vinegar kelp, the whole room smells sour." After finally drying all the clothes, Shinpachi's first words reflected the air quality in the hall.

"Beep beep beep-"

The sister control device is starting.

"Cough, what does that person look like? How is his quality? What is his occupation? Is he a warrior?" Gui Qing coughed to calm himself down, but these questions kept circling in his mind.

You have to know that as a qualified sister-in-law, when you find that there are unfavorable factors close to your sister, your nerves will become extremely sensitive and fragile, and you can disconnect with a "snap" at any time, and you will lose your calmness. exists.

"It's so noisy, how do I know? By the way, why don't you leave?" Yinshi couldn't answer any of the questions that came to him, and his mood became a little gloomy. He wasn't very excited about what went wrong, huh?Why is he excited.

"Anyway, no matter what! You have to find out the details before you start!"

"What are you going to do to others, hello!"

It can be seen that, in addition to sister control, sister control can also destroy the world.

as well as……

Xian Xi couldn't help but wanted to shout to the sky: "Why didn't I appear in this chapter?! Can the heroine survive? Hey!?"

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How much lucky money did everyone take...【Resentful face】