[Gintama] Don't go against your heart

The sound of raindrops falling on the ground was not light or loud, and it was clearly heard very clearly even though it was far away.Rain fell one after another, the bluestone slabs were soaked with water, the grass was getting darker, and everything was separated by the rain curtain, as if in a dreamland.

A man stood quietly in the distance, without an umbrella, but his body was not wet at all, he didn't look like a drowned chicken, his hair was long behind his head, and he took a slow step towards Xianxi in warm clothes One step closer.

"Songyang... Teacher?"

The originally gentle face suddenly faded away, replaced by a bone-like head, and the flesh quickly fell off, leaving only a bone in front of Xianxi, which fell towards Xianxi.

Wu opened his eyes, panting heavily, the moonlight shone in from outside the window, casting bright or dark shadows on the ground.Xian Xi exhaled, did she encounter that dream again...

It seemed that someone was shouting something inside, hysterical, but the voice was extremely hoarse and gradually weakened. Xian Xi took a few deep breaths before slowly lying down again.

I can't sleep peacefully all night, and I always feel that there are curling shadows in front of my eyes, which are not real, and seem to be illusions.

The next day, as the birds chirped outside the window, several sparrows were jumping happily on the tree outside the window, it was summer.

Rubbing his eyes and pushing open the paper door, thinking that this might be the first time he woke up, Yinshi and the others were still in their dreams, Xianxi opened the window after changing clothes, and the sunlight was not stingy at all. The living room of the house was illuminated, and the dust rolled up and down excitedly with the sun.

Xianxi sat down on the sofa opposite Yinshi's sleeping face, looked at Yinshi's sleeping face and thought for a while, thinking that there was only one thing to do, which was to make Yinshi fall in love with her quickly.Although this world can last forever, she and Xiaolan cannot. In reality, they can live for decades to grow old, but in this world, maybe only a few years, this world will eventually find that she is not this world. At that time, she would have to be forced to leave this world, but if she, who had begun to merge with the world at that time, was not accepted by reality...

All in all, as long as Yinshi can say that she likes her, her mission will be completed, and then Xiaolan can go home smoothly, and she can stay in this world, and then watch everyone in this world be happy .Then find someone who is like-minded, get married and have dozens of children.In this way, she was relieved.

After making up her mind, Xian Xi still felt that she would wait for Xiaolan to come and then make a long-term plan. She didn't have much research on this aspect, and she had never been in a relationship in her previous life, so it might be more difficult.

I took out a piece of densely packed A4 paper written on both sides from the backpack. This was stuffed by Yang Xixi to her yesterday. Xianxi looked at it and found that it was written about how to understand a man and how to catch up with him. man stuff.

"I came up with this after thinking about it all night, it must work! Absolutely..." I remember Yang Xixi said to her confidently.

Xian Xi looked at the paper tentatively for a while, then dragged the paper into her hand reluctantly, and tried it by herself?

1. Attracting men first requires the cultivation of temperament, no matter when, where and what you are doing, you must pay attention to self-cultivation etiquette.

Xian Xi gracefully opened a can of Grape Fanta, and was about to insert the straw into it. She thought for a while while looking at Yin, then took out the straw again, brought a cup, poured the Fanta into it, and took another sip, Taking a sip, Xian Xi looked at Yin Shi's expression while sipping, and found that the other party was not looking at her at all.

Coughing dryly, Xian Xi put down the cup, swallowed nervously, and opened her mouth after thinking about it: "Then what..."

Yinshi reluctantly moved his eyes away from the JUMP page, glanced at Xianxi, then picked his nostrils and lowered his head to continue looking at JUMP.

Calm down... Xian Xi muttered silently, and then said again: "What do you... think of me?"

2. The necessary steps before pursuing a man: ask how you feel about your own image, so that you can prescribe the right medicine.

"Ah?" Yinshi stopped picking his nose, Dead Fish stared at Xianxi for a while, then lowered his head under Xianxi's serious and straight gaze, and said indifferently: "Well..."

Xianxi also seemed to get nervous, tightly holding the cup in her hand, and then staring at the JUMP cover that covered Silver Toki's face.

"Well..." Gintoki changed the subject at a critical moment, "Shinpachi, have another cup of tea." Gintoki shouted at Shinpachi who was mopping the floor without hesitation.

The veins on Xianxi's head were twitching, "I said..."

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. Generally speaking.

There must have been a big smile on Xianxi's face at this moment, and she simply confessed directly to others: "Can you quickly fall in love with me?" Then she held his hand fiercely, and said forcefully: "...I I can... keep you."

"Hey girl? Let go!! Yinsang hurts to death, hey!" Yin Shi burst into tears instantly.

"..." Xianxi suddenly realized that this seemed inappropriate. Xiaolan said that she should not be too straightforward, but it would be self-defeating. She shook her hand, then picked up the paper again and started to study it in the corner, without paying attention to what was behind her. There are three people in the house of masters.

What is wrong... Could it be that he didn't adopt the right strategy on important occasions?Xian Xi's brows frowned, her actions didn't work at all, how did it work in TV dramas?

Kagura: "What's wrong with Sister Xianxi, Lu? It's become so strange, Lu!"

Shinpachi pushed his glasses, looked at Gintoki who felt sorry for his hand: "I don't know..."

……

After that, Xianxi seemed inexplicably attentive, and seemed to be obsessed with Yinshi every day, wishing to stay by his side 24 hours a day, which made Yinshi seem to have another stalker besides the little ape.It made him have to distinguish clearly who was following him and which was which.

So Sarutobi Iris also had one more competitor.

One day, Gintoki was visiting a client's house.

A black head poked out from behind the signboard shop of a store on the street. She was dressed in a rare and refreshing way. Her long hair was tied into a ponytail behind her head. She was wearing ordinary white short-sleeved shorts and casual clothes. Xian Xi stared closely at that The silver-haired man was afraid that he would lose his partner if he didn't pay attention.

Then, behind the telegraph pole not far away from the signboard, a girl wearing red-rimmed glasses, waist-length purple hair and a ninja uniform was hiding there, her eyes were fixed on the white figure, and she even had red hearts. , At this moment, he is already immersed in his own infinite fantasies.

target, locked.Ready.

Just as Sarutobi Iris was about to pounce, a beautiful figure quickly rushed past her and arrived at Yinshi's side.

huh?

Sarutobi Iris raised his glasses, and the glasses filtered a layer of white light under the sunlight, which was dazzling.Her purple pupils were locked on that woman, yes, that woman who was always sticking to Yinshi's side...

Favorability -1

The two of them walked so close and were still talking and laughing happily... Ahh Yinsang even smiled at her... How could this be...

Favorability -10w

The little monkey took out a handkerchief and bit it, looking at Xianxi who was sneezing with resentment on his face.

what happened?You have the flu?The weather is so good tomorrow...

Xian Xi, who hadn't thought about what was going on, was interrupted by the sudden dart, and subconsciously avoided it, before she realized what was going on.The little ape was standing on the roof looking down at her with a few darts in his hands.

that person is not...

Before Xian Xi realized who this person was, Xiao Yuan's darts came again.Xian Xi hurriedly dodged, then looked at her with a puzzled frown: "Hey, have you admitted the wrong person? You and I have no grievances or hatred for attacking me, Kouhu! If you want to throw him, throw him, hey!" Then he pulled Yinshi who was about to take out the money to buy an ice cream, and said righteously.

How dare you make such an intimate move towards Yinshi, uhhhhh...

The degree of resentment has been raised to a higher level.

"Go to hell!" This was the most darts ever thrown by Iris Sarutobi, and of course she didn't think how hard it would be to retrieve them all.

"Hey girl! You will make the old man who picks up the trash very hard. Apologize to the uncles and aunts who pick up the trash and pick it up full of apology. The mother who litters the country like you will cry, definitely will Crying!"

The author has something to say:

I once threatened in the high temperature of more than 30 degrees that I would rather freeze to death than become a hot dog. I didn’t understand Taimei’s promise until today when I was frozen into a dog QUQ because I was too young ╮(╯▽╰)╭

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