[Gintama] Don't go against your heart

Inside a hotel in Kabukicho.

A man was raising a finger angrily and spit angrily at Xian Xi who bowed his head in front of him: "You said that you can't even serve a drink like this, and I'll screw you up when the time comes Fire the squid!"

Xian Xi curled her lips reluctantly, "Oh."

Seeing the man walk away in disbelief, Xian Xi sticks her tongue out towards his back, what's so great about the boss.

Although she lives in Wanshiwu, Gui pays almost all of Xianxi's daily expenses in advance. Although she sometimes helps Wanshiwu with work, she doesn't expect Yinshi to give her a salary. It's not good to use her brother's money all the time. , so Xianxi came out and found a job that wasn't very tiring and didn't work for more than five hours, well, although he kept messing up.

"Hey, you, serve this to the guests." The same waiter handed Xian Xi a plate.

"Yes." Xian Xi moved over there quickly, then put down the plate, and moved back quickly.Can't help but complain, is the speed that I have worked so hard to use here?My job is just running errands.

"Hey, if you don't work again, the boss will deduct your wages again."

Hearing this, Xian Xi quickly walked over again, holding the menu and helping the guests to order, and the whole hall was full of her fast walking figure.

"True selection group! Routine inspection!" The door was kicked open vigorously, and then a group of men in black uniforms walked in, holding knives and rushed straight into the box, scaring people away.

"Ale? What's the matter?" Xian Xi stood there watching a group of people fleeing out of the door in a panic, and quickly stopped him, "Sir, you haven't paid the bill yet."

The person who was stopped threw her a dozen banknotes in a panic, and Xianxi took it and looked at it, and just as she was about to say too much, she found that the person had already disappeared.

Walking to the door of the box, I found a mess inside, a man smoking a cigarette walked out dissatisfied, Xian Xi hurriedly stood in front of him.

"Huh?" Tufang raised his head and glanced at Xianxi in displeasure, but Xianxi didn't back down, still standing there.

"You messed up this place." Xian Xi took a deep breath, and asked about the choking smell of cigarettes, the corners of her mouth barely curled into an arc, "Please clean it up."

As if he didn't hear her words, Tufang planned to avoid her and walk away, but Xianxi quickly stood in front of him again.

"What on earth are you going to do?" Tufang exhaled with a cigarette in his mouth, opened his eyes and looked at Xianxi unhappily.

Xian Xi didn't beat around the bush, she pointed straight at the mess in the room, and then said slowly, "Clean it up." Don't you just want to leave like this and leave me alone to clean it up?

Seeing that the man didn't speak, Xianxi quickly tore off a note, and wrote a few words, "The damaged cup property and the cost of the broken door, and," put the note in front of him, his tone paused , "Smoking is prohibited here, and the cost of polluting the environment is also included. The total is," calculated with the quick mental calculation method of the people of the Celestial Dynasty, "removing the decimal point for you, it is 111409 yen. Do you pay in cash or by credit card."

"Huh?" Tu Fang raised his eyebrows in disbelief, "This is the police office."

"That should also be counted as destroying the items in the store, and should be compensated." He is completely authentic from the Celestial Dynasty. "If you don't plan to pay now, you can pay in installments, but it will be doubled, that is..."

"Wait," seemed to be unable to listen anymore, Hijikata called to the man who had been standing there, "Yamazaki."

"Yes."

"Go and clean it up."

"Yes."

Seeing Yamazaki's neat work, Hijikata looked at Xianxi, "Isn't that all right?"

"Ah, after subtracting the double fee and multiplying by twice, the total is 222818 yen." Xianxi smiled happily after succeeding in his scheme, "Do you want to pay by card or by cash?"

"Wait bastard! Why are there more?"

"Because I just said that it will be doubled, plus the original total is 334228 yen, and you have already doubled the cost of finishing, so there is still 222818 yen left unpaid." Xian Xi pasted the note on the earthwork. There was a bright smile on his face, "If you don't pay early, it will be doubled~"

"asshole--!"

"Hey, it turns out that Tufang owes so much money to others~" The voice of watching the show came, Xianxi looked over there, and a handsome young man was looking at Tufang with a sinister smile.

"Zong Wu you kid!" Angrily.

"Higakata, go to hell." Then a burst of cannonballs passed by, blowing Xianxi's hair.

"..." The smile seemed even brighter.

"Zou Wu, you bastard! Do you want to kill me!" Tu Fang, who had escaped, looked at the smoking mess behind him and yelled.

"Very good, including the cost of destroying the store, the total is 372818 yen, remember to pay." Xian Xi wrote another stroke on the note. "Then remember to hit this card."

"Wait bastard! I didn't do this!"

"That person is your subordinate." Pointing at Sougo who was indifferent with a smirk.

"Ah, yes."

"That's your management, you should pay for it~"

"Hey, I don't have so much money! It's not enough to save the money for buying handicrafts!"

"Then you can sell yourself to pay off the debt, we happen to have a shortage of manpower there."

"you……"

"Okay, then it's settled, please sign your name here." Xianxi pointed to the blank space of the note, and then the note was snatched by Okita on the side and quickly signed the five characters of Hijikata Toshiro .

"Wait! Zou Wu, you bastard!" Hijikata saw his name on the IOU before he could stop it.

"Okay, then the contract will be formed." Xianxi smiled brightly and took back the note from Okita and stuffed it back into his pocket, "If you don't have money and want to sell yourself, you can go to Wanshiwu to find me~"

"Who would do that kind of thing! Wait, you're from Wanshiwu?"

Xian Xi stopped as she was about to walk, "Yeah, I'm staying there temporarily~" and then ran away quickly without showing a picture, hehe, it was really a big scam. [The characteristics of the Celestial Dynasty people are fully displayed. ]

Tufang looked at Xianxi and ran away in an instant.Angrily, he chopped off the cigarettes under his feet.

……

In the evening, Xianxi and Kagura were sitting on the floor eating snacks and watching TV programs leaning on Joharu, while Gintoki was lying on the sofa and flipping through JUMP.

Suddenly the phone rang, but no one answered it, but the phone continued to ring tirelessly. Yinshi got off the sofa and picked up the receiver.

"Moxi Moxi, this is the house of everything."

"Aha? What did you say?"

"..." Yinshi put down the receiver after a burst of indiscriminate bombardment from the other party.

Kagura turned her blue eyes to look at Gintoki who was silent, "Ginchan, who is calling, Aru?"

He scratched his curly hair indifferently and picked his booger, "Ah, he's a member of the Zhensengumi." By the way, he glanced at Xian Xi who had been watching TV indifferently.

"What's the matter, Aru?"

"It's said that our people inexplicably made him sign a huge amount of IOUs, and even clamored for me to cut my belly."

"Eh? Really? Alu, is that you, Sister Xianxi." Kagura turned her head and asked Xianxi in surprise.

Xian Xi didn't turn her eyes away, she kept staring at the TV show, but nodded.

Yinshi sat upright, and taught earnestly: "Sister, do you know that those people work very hard to make money..." Why can't you just get the fruits of other people's labor at will? He said a lot, Finally, he said seriously: "So, quickly hand over the money, Yinsang, I'm going to buy strawberry milk!"

"Silver sauce, you are so cunning! I also want to buy vinegar kumbu aru!"

The author has something to say:

Haha, Xianxi is good or bad.

I may not update the article tomorrow, I am in the middle of homework...