[Gintama] Don't go against your heart

"...Didn't you say you would take good care of it? So what's the matter with the poop?" Xianxi looked helplessly at Yin Shi, who was holding his nose and looking nauseous, and was dealing with Dingchun's poop.

"It's all the guy with the wig..." Yinshi said angrily while dealing with Dingchun's excrement that was as big as a kid's dream.

"Wig? Have you seen Nissan?"

"Yeah, and a disgusting pet." Yinshi pulled Dingchun's rope with all his strength.

"Disgusting pet?" Xian Xi chewed this description carefully, then glanced at Yinshi who was struggling with Dingchun, turned around and left, and then left a sentence: "The owner who lets pets defecate anywhere is really wicked." of."

……

"Fantastic Pet Contest?" Xian Xi sat on the sofa reading a book, was interrupted by Yin Shi's sudden words, and raised her head in doubt.

"Yes, yes, the super luxury award Aru, the one-year vinegar Kumbu Aru!" Kagura said excitedly with eyes that came from nowhere.

"That's it... Do you want Dingchun to participate?" Xian Xi nodded to make it clear, and then looked at the huge dog beside him that was biting Yin Shi's head tightly.

"Yeah, although I'm not sure if I can win the award." Shinpachi.

"Is that so..."

"Ah Nuo, Kagura, can you tell it to let go of my head first?" There were a few streaks of red blood left on the top of Yinshi's head.

The park is sunny.

"Come on anyway!" The two men who were fully equipped spoke to Dingchun.

So are you in COS Lightspeed Masked Man?

"Let's go! Joharu!" Kagura issued an order, and Joharu ran towards the two with his tongue out, and then jumped high.

"Dingchun! Stretch out your claws!" Yin Shi was completely defeated.

"Dingchun! Stretch out another claw!" Shinpachi fell to the ground.

"Dingchun! Sit down!" Then he watched the two of them fall gloriously under Dingchun's ass.

...so what the hell are you doing?Human-beast fight?Xian Xi, who was drinking with a can of lemon juice, bit his straw and watched.

"What are you doing?" With a sudden voice, Xian Xi looked up at the person coming.

"What, it turned out to be a wig." Yinshi raised his head and found that it was Gui and his pet that blocked his sunlight.

"Not a wig is Gui."

"...Nissan?" Xian Xi looked at Gui in surprise.

Gui was taken aback, and turned his head to look at Xian Xi who was sitting next to him, and the two pairs of identical eyes met.

"Ah, it's Xianxi." A second later, Gui Tairuo turned around freely.

"What kind of reaction? Hey! Don't you usually rush to say that it's really you when you see a long-lost sister, and then have a touching reunion!" Xinpachi.

"So why do I only use two words in my description! Ah, now I don't even have two words!"

"Ah, what's that?" Xian Xi took a sip of his drink, then pointed to the inhuman thing beside Gui and asked, it couldn't be wrong, the creature that was on the Sakamoto spaceship with him at that time, was transported by Mutsu. Earth's cargo.

"This is Elizabeth." Gui introduced.Then I recovered and continued to ask myself the question: "I said what are you doing?"

"Can't you see? Aru, we are talking about the special training for Dingchun." Kagura replied while stroking Dingchun's hair.

"Have you finally decided to change your mind?"

"Hey, I don't know how to wash my face." Yin Shi was very disdainful of Gui's words.

"Exactly! Dingchun is going to be on TV, Alu!"

"television?"

"Yes, but it has nothing to do with a wanted criminal like you, ah!" Before Yinshi could finish speaking, Dingchun's big foot stepped on him.

"The next step is to bow and say goodbye to Alu!" Kagura happily directed.

"TV..." Gui watched the three of them still chewing on this word, Xianxi looked over, could it be that his brother also wanted to bring his strange pet on TV?

The three lashes of Elizabeth's large eyes shone against the light.

……

"There's nothing to be afraid of being weird, only being weird has personality, the [-]th, the Universe's First Weird Pet Grand Prix—"

Xian Xi sat on the floor watching the TV, then said to Deng Shi who was standing at the door, "They're gone." Then she turned her gaze back to the TV.

"Really, they slipped away again." Deng Shi obviously didn't want to pursue it with a cigarette in his mouth, and then went downstairs angrily.

Xian Xi glanced at the door and then turned to watch the TV, Yinshi and the others seemed to be this program.

"...This is a pet from Kabukicho in Shinjuku, Joharu-kun and other owners, the Sakata family." Following the host's introduction, the three of them successfully appeared on TV.

"The Sakata family? What are those guys doing?!" Dengshi's surprised cry from downstairs could be vaguely heard.

"Then, the one who is biting your head is Mr. Dingchun, may I ask, is this really all right?" Dingchun still clenched on Yinshi, and the host turned the microphone to Yinshi.

"Alright, our little Dingchun is a smart child, and he will know what to say." Yin Shi promised frankly with an oath on his face.

But the blood running down that head had betrayed him.

Seeing the stage-frightened Kagura and the arguing trio forcing the host to make an advertisement, Xianxi got up and poured a glass of orange juice and continued watching the game that had no chance of winning.

"The cosmic pet that will appear next, Little Elizabeth, and its owner, the space captain, Mr. Fake."

"What kind of cosplay is that Nissan guy playing?" Although he had expected his brother to appear, he didn't expect this appearance. It seemed that he really liked that pet.

"Isn't it just a bigger dog? My hometown Taro is also that big." When Gui was asked how confident he is in winning, Gui glanced at Yinshi and Dingchun disdainfully, and then spoke.

Xianxi recalled, is there a dog named Taro in my hometown?

"You bastard with a wig, aren't you a penguin monster? When the faucet in my hometown is turned on, a lot of water comes out." Yin Shi was not to be outdone.

"..." So your lies are too outrageous.

"Next is the first round of duels. All parties are invited to show their pet abilities."

"Okay, let's go! Dingchun!" As soon as Kagura gave orders, Dingchun rushed up and beat the two of them to the ground.

"Hmph, let them see, Elizabeth!" Gui expressed disdain for Dingchun's fighting, took out a brush and white paper and handed it to Elizabeth, and said happily.

Then, the painter Elizabeth stared at the brush and white paper for a long time, suddenly she had a flash of inspiration, her hands fluttered quickly, and within a short while she drew a picture...

Very abstract painting.

It should be able to be described as abstract.

"Wow! What a work of art! Looks like Elizabeth is the winner this round!"

"..." I was very curious about how my brother was trained.

"The next round is coming! The winner this time will get [-] points! Take your place!" The host threw the bone out of his hand in the pose of a baseball player.

Chaos ensues.

When Dingchun changed his mind to chase Yinshi, Yinshi had no choice but to hide in the judging stand.

Then, Xianxi seemed to see something while filming Elizabeth on TV.

That's right, Xian Xi settled down, she seemed to see the uncle's... leg hair.

Well, I am dazzled, probably.

In the end, Kagura threw Gintoki to Elizabeth, and then Gintoki bumped into Elizabeth. It's a pity that the prize is only one step away.

Then the scene of the stalemate between the two pets.

It's confusing enough.

"Hey, that's enough." A voice came suddenly.

"I'm tired." The voice seemed to be from Elizabeth who was under Yinshi.

"The one on the top, can you let me go?" I saw Elizabeth Coffee Bean's mouth open, and a hand stretched out from inside.

"...It's a lie...Elizabeth..." Gui murmured in disbelief.

Then the screen was cut off.

[Oedo TV wait a moment]

"...What and what?" Xian Xi turned off the TV with a look of confusion.

The author has something to say:

Super looking forward to the confrontation between the two gods and beasts><Elizabeth's leg hair~

Bahaha~ By the way, Elizabeth's ED is very cute.