My Wife's Traditional Performing Arts

"Not right."

Panda said:

"There is still something wrong with the spines."

"Huh?" Knotaba Yuhito squeezed the soda can into a flat metal pancake, and cast a puzzled look here.

"Senior Panda, what are you talking about?"

"Let me tell you, before Ji always denied what happened to him and Xia Ye, I think it's completely wrong."

At this time, even the second-year students with more physical strength have already entered the break time, and Pang Da consciously joined the first-year side, including Chanyuan Maki, who came down to replenish water earlier, and they are all extremely inappropriate for light bulbs. Excellent qualities, I don’t mean to rely on my wife Xia Ye at all—after all, the thorns must pass, and the two-person space of the young couple should not be disturbed, otherwise they will be attacked by tons of dog food.

——It should have been like this.

"It's really not right."

Zenyuan Maki also nodded in agreement, and then moved her eyes to the opposite side together, staring deeply at the couple who were still together, but the distance between the two was less than one meter.

"..."

So Yuzu Yuhito also squinted his eyes, stared at it for a while, his brows were almost tangled together, and thought for a long time with "um" and "um", and finally spread his hands outright:

"...I don't see what's wrong?"

After watching for a while, he scratched the back of his head with a puzzled face: "Isn't my wife and Senior Goujuan getting along like that all the time? Just now my wife wiped the sweat of Senior Goujuan—ah no, look It's time to show your affection, so flashy."

"Yu Ren looks like a DT (virgin, meaning virgin) who has never had a girlfriend."

Pang Da pointed to the opposite side with his paws covered with a layer of thick fur, and lowered his voice subconsciously:

"What you see now is an ordinary show of affection, don't you think there is something wrong?"

"...What's wrong?"

So Yuzu Yuhito also lowered his voice, and the two of them were almost like secret agents, separated by Zenyuan Maki, with her waist bent, her head put together at a height of less than one meter, and she said "whispering":

"Senior Goujuan and my wife are lovers, right? Is there something wrong with showing affection, Senior Fat Da?"

"Of course not!"

Pang Da said in a breathy voice, trying to cover up: "How could Ji and Xia Ye just show their affection? According to common sense, at this time, the two should have been glued together and kissed secretly, just to wipe sweat, and the scale we usually see It's not the same!"

"?!!"

Knotabagi Yourhito turned pale with shock: "Senior Fat Da, what kind of scale do you usually see?"

"Probably..."

Pan Da pondered for a moment, then said in an uncertain tone:

"For example, when the two of you are in a daze, Ji suddenly pulls Xia Ye's choker, or sticks his finger into Xia Ye's mouth, and pinches his tongue until it sparkles, right?"

Yuzu Yuhito was shocked immediately: "Is it like the sister school exchange match before? It's so exciting!"

"Or," Zenyuan Maki also added thoughtfully, "Spine directly held Xia Ye in his arms, and put his hand into the jacket in front of us without hesitation, right?"

Knotweed Yuhito tactically leaned back: "It's almost 18 strikes!"

"So, something is wrong right now."

Panda concluded:

"Even we don't know what happened to them... But now, it seems that Thorn is a little bit awkward."

-

There is something wrong with the dog curly thorn, my wife Xia Ye certainly noticed it early in the morning.

It's just that because of other reasons he himself considered, he rationalized the matter of "Mr. Thorn has become a little abnormal".

"Is it because the Command Seal has been completely completed?" 』

My wife Xia Ye thought.

"The essence of the command spell is the compression and collection of an extremely large and rich magical power. Even for the existence of a "heroic spirit" that transcends human common sense, it can support it to release anti-army treasures, anti-city treasures, and even Anti-world Noble Phantasm—supporting the extension of Deus's domain is also possible. 』

"That is to say, Mr. Thorn, who has never activated the magic circuit before, suddenly received such a huge amount of magic power. It is normal to have some abnormalities... probably because he feels that something is wrong, but he can't find what feels wrong. the reason? 』

My wife Xia Ye's eyes fell in the air, and then moved to her palm. She stretched out her five fingers and looked carefully at her pale pink palm. A shallow crescent moon imprint pressed out by neat nails.

"After the Command Spell is fully formed, it will connect us through the bond of magic. Mr. Thorn can feel my general situation, and I can also sense Mr. Thorn's state...even when necessary, you can call me directly To Mr. Thorn's side. 』

"Although there are limited areas where Command Seals can be used, there are some magician's things that are really useful. Now, even if it's just a vague premonition from the three strokes of Command Seals, it's enough for Mr. Thorn to understand the meaning of Command Seals." Power, and how to use it? 』

『The Command Spell contains a lot of power. 』

My wife Xia Ye's eyes were dark, but she was looking forward to it sweetly.

"No matter who it is, there is an obsession with "powerfulness" like moths to a flame, and conjurers are even more obsessed with holding powerful power in the palm of their hands——when Lord Thorn realizes the power that can be controlled after the addition of the Command Seal After the power, you can't leave me at all, right? 』

With excitement on her cheeks, my wife Xia Ye looked away from the palm of her hand, her pink pupils turned slightly, and her eyes floated shallowly under the shade of the opposite tree—as expected, the spell master went to play tricks on the first-year students again.

……

Curly Thorn also knows that something is wrong with him today.

Most of the reasons are because of that dream, and as for the others...in fact, they can only occupy a very small part.

After all, the connection of the Command Spells is gradually formed with the gradual formation of the red lines, and it does not appear suddenly, so his adaptation is actually relatively good, and the only thing that entangles him is actually the only thing that appeared in the "lucid dream" scene.

——"Command Spell" can do many things, for example, its corresponding Heroic Spirit will be instilled with the common sense of the world by the Holy Grail, then similarly, the master who is the master will also receive a relatively small amount but cannot be ignored news.

For example, the method of using the command spell engraved in the consciousness, even if the knowledge of this aspect is actually blank, it is directly poured into the mind's weird situation, for example, the state of Natsuno and "deus" can be vaguely felt , Whether it is Xia Ye or "deus", he feels very consistent, synchronized to a strange point, and for example, he just knows out of nowhere that his "dream" is not illusory.

Is it Xia Ye's past?Is it Xia Ye's future?Is it Xia Ye's hallucination?Is it false, or real?

These thoughts are very chaotic, but at least Gou Juanji, after "witnessing" Xia Ye killing Xia Ye, absolutely can't act as if nothing happened (he tried hard, but everyone who knows him knows can be seen).

There must be some opportunity, some explanation, or some catalyst, just to tie the two of them together, but in any case, there is one thing that needs to be determined-in fact, it can be called some in the relationship. Passive spellcasters whose attributes are undoubtedly "orderly good" really need to be pushed in the face of such an impact.

And as for now... He needs to do something that can draw his attention away, and can logically not give Xia Ye an attitude of "I'm avoiding you".

To put it bluntly, he needs to calm down for a prank.

……

"kelp!"

The silver-haired spellcaster opened his eyes innocently, squatting in front of Junhei Yoshino, who was huddled under the shade of a tree like a little wife, and stretched out his left hand, beckoning the student, who was quiet and quiet, to hold it.

"Huh? Senior Goujuan...?"

What, what's going on?Are you trying to pull him up?Or is Senior Goujuan just showing friendship with him?Because he didn't understand the onigiri language of Inumaki-senpai, so he didn't know what the senior meant. Yoshino Junpei was almost entangled.

Looking around, he found that his little friends had no idea of ​​helping him, even Yoshino Junpei raised his head tremblingly, and saw my wife Natsuno on the opposite side, "How long do you want Mr. Thorn to wait, you dead body!" "Smiling while braving the black air, then suddenly shivered, and shook it hesitantly and hesitantly.

"Then, that, I... I, ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!"

The moment he grasped it, what he felt was not the warm feeling of human skin, but the weird and cold rubber texture. Before Yoshino Junpei could realize what the situation was, he saw it in a daze. The silver-haired senior squatting in front of him suddenly withdrew his left arm, and the sleeve was completely separated from the "arm" he was holding.

Although he often watched horror movies, Yoshino Junpei, who had no psychological defense against his seniors and was not able to react in time to being pranked, followed the tail tune and went astray. He was so frightened that he could not help but sit back, holding Still holding the "broken arm", a layer of cold sweat instantly covered his forehead.

"Salmon!"

Seeing the success of his prank, the dog curled the corners of his eyes in an upbeat mood, and then stretched out his left hand from the retracted sleeve, and shook it generously in front of the frightened back:

"Great mustard! Pickled caviar!"

——It’s not really a broken hand, it’s just a plastic arm!

This can be regarded as a very successful prank, which can scare Yoshino Junpei, who has read countless horror movies, and Goujuji feels that this sense of accomplishment will allow him to eat an extra tuna mayonnaise rice ball today-but it is hidden under his collar Before the corners of his mouth were completely "closed", he was suddenly taken aback, and then turned his head abruptly.

He was not the only one who cast his gaze at that position in an instant. In fact, everyone who could sense the magic power tightened their expressions at that moment, and looked in the direction of the sudden burst of huge twisting magic power.

——It’s my wife Natsuno.

At this moment, my wife Xia Ye was stunned in place, her expression seemed a little inexplicable, the mantra around her body spread uncontrollably in a radiant state, and even "deus" loomed in the distorted air behind her, and It is completely different from the usual suppressed state.

——In the past, "deus" were released only after restraining their spell power. Whether they were in charge of training or helping Fu Heihui to familiarize themselves with the field, they had already reduced the deterrent effect of the dark and unknown spell power to the level that others could The degree of acceptance, but different at the moment.

At this moment, "Deus" has not even controlled the deterrent nature of the mantra, and seems to be on the verge of losing control.

"Mr Thorn's...arm?"

The pink pupils were chaotic, and my wife Xia Ye's eyes didn't have a clear focus at the moment, she just stared at the sleeve of the magician who hadn't stretched out her arm, as if her sleepwalking was stopped, and she seemed to see something that could give her spirit A scene of great impact.

What happened?

"strangeness. 』

My wife Xia Ye thought to herself in a daze.

"It's very strange, I can't control my emotions at all, is Mr. Thorn's arm broken? 』

"The arm of Mr. Thorn cannot be broken. 』

"The arm of Mr. Thorn... the arm of Mr. Thorn... If Mr. Thorn's arm is broken, then..."

"...What will happen? 』

My wife Natsuno couldn't remember.

"I have no memory, but I always feel like I saw it. 』

"Blood-stained trumpets, fresh blood, old strips of yellow talisman cloth, and Mr. Thorns without a left arm. 』

***

The training that day was terminated when my wife Xia Ye was on the verge of losing control, and the dog curly spine seemed to realize the reason for this situation, which was Xia Ye's overreaction to the state of "he lost his arm".

...It is also difficult to confirm why Xia Ye reacted so strongly, because logically speaking, the dog curly spine also made a prank of "pretending to have no head". At that time, Xia Ye did not respond at all. "state.

what is the reason?

Goujuanji thought of the sentence in the dream, "Before Mr. Thorn loses his left arm".

It's just that this kind of thing can't be told to others, even the command spells are hidden, this special situation can only be swallowed, and even Xia Ye doesn't know why he has such a thing. The attitude of a reaction.

Deus, who was on the verge of losing control, even alarmed the upper echelons of the high school, but in the end they didn't know what the upper echelon had come up with. Yota Oto, who was imprisoned in the confinement room after Li Xiang, was treated in a completely different way.

It's just that the corresponding measures were taken symbolically. The quasi-first-level conjurer Gou Juanji received an order that night not to let my wife Xia Ye act alone out of his sight. —This is equivalent to no order, because they have always been stuck together and have never been separated.

With the interruption of this incident, even if he had just dreamed of the dream of "Xia Ye killing Xia Ye", Gou Juanji didn't have any inexplicable thoughts and was entangled with things he didn't even notice, because after one night, he arrived at the almost It is the most active day of the year.

—October 31, Halloween.