My Wife's Traditional Performing Arts

Panda's question directly frightened his fellow spellcaster into a solidified plaster cast, his shoulders were so stiff that the trapezius muscles were tense under his clothes, and the hand he was holding with my wife Xia Ye began to ooze fine sweat from the palm of his hand almost instantly. , which caused my wife Natsuno to tilt her head and stare at him curiously.

『Thinker-kun, you look so nervous. 』

"I'm so worried that my classmate found out that I'm good at sex... I obviously didn't have this kind of situation when the prank was discovered. It's a contrast, but it's so cute." 』

My wife Xia Ye felt her cheeks began to heat up again, but it had nothing to do with shyness, the upsurge of blood temperature was related to the excitement and agitation of her mood, and his emotions were elevated again, and he felt that he was once again attracted by Mr. Thorn's cuteness. hit.

"Super cute!Obviously when you are in a hotel, you can do mean-spirited things with a blank face, but in this case, Mr. Thorn is so cute that it makes my heart pound, I really want to kiss, and I want to see Thorn You look even more shy! 』

Not knowing that I had also awakened a strange attribute in a wrong direction, my wife Xia Ye's eyes floated in the air, obviously in a state of fugue, blushing, thinking that it might make the spell master panic and shout " Dried bonito (no need)" thing.

"If... if you act like an innocent temptation, Mr. Thorn will be very flustered, right? 』

The naughty little cat thought to himself.

"I will definitely be nervous, my cheeks will be flushed, my forehead and palms will be sweaty, my beautiful eyes will stare at me without blinking, and even my voice will be soft and coquettish... I get excited just thinking about it." Woke up, looking forward to it. 』

"I really want to see Mr. Thorn like that. 』

Thoughts were advancing indefinitely along the strange place, so my wife Xia Ye blinked, pretending not to understand the panic of the spellcaster at all, and said with an innocent voice on her face:

"It's nothing strange, Mr. Thorn just bought a lot of—"

"——Bonito Bonito Bonito Bonito Dried Bonito!!!"

Before the end of the conversation, he was interrupted by a sentence of "dried bonito" that was almost out of tune. The silver-haired and purple-eyed spellcaster was so frightened that his head was covered with sweat, he quickly raised his voice to cover the words that he might have spit out. The second half of the words of the tiger and wolf, and quickly covered the mouth of the open-mouthed pink-haired cat who was happily curling up its fur.

"Okashi! Dried bonito! Salmon!"

--nothing!Not worth caring about at all, just common stuff!

My wife Xia Ye: "Hmmmmm?"

My wife Xia Ye has a pure and innocent face, and she even has doubts emerging from her pink eyes, as if she is asking "Why didn't Mr. Thorn let me answer", watching the magician's molars itch -- how could Xia Ye I don't know what this means, Xia Ye definitely did it on purpose!

However, facing the frowning and staring eyes of clear purple eyes, my wife Xia Ye not only did not feel guilty, but even felt very excited.

So, the next moment, the dog curly thorn trembled - there was no other reason, it was just a sudden itch in the palm of his hand, as if he was rubbed by something wet, slippery and soft.

Xia Ye actually licked him provocatively? !

The dog curly spine immediately felt a sense of crisis.

——How many days have you slept?He dared to provoke himself with the threat of social death in front of so many people. If he continued to let it go, after a while, wouldn't he have the audacity to ask himself to be on top?

——This is absolutely impossible!

——It’s too much, you have to learn a lesson!Definitely a lesson!Be sure to let Xia Ye know the consequences of angering a quasi-level [-] conjurer!

——In the evening, Xia Ye must be taught a lesson severely!

Having learned to impose punishment in an adult way, the dog Curly Thorn immediately narrowed his eyes after making up his mind, and the roller coaster raced in his mind.

But no matter how much you race in your mind, the roller coaster must be driven at the right time. The most urgent thing now is to prevent Xia Ye from saying anything bad, so he immediately let go of his hand and slightly opened his collar, tilting his head towards the In my wife Xia Ye's ear, she said [shut up] in a very low voice, but everyone in the room could hear it clearly.

"..."

Others: Stare at——

... Thorn/Classmate Goujuan/Senior Goujuan, with your appearance, it's hard not to let people think too much.

"Really, it looks like a bad situation."

Zenyuan Maki said blankly:

"I don't want to know what Thorn is so obsessed with covering up, anyway, it's definitely not a good thing."

Nagasaki Wild Rose also "tsk":

"Adolescence full of useless high school boys shopping online for shameless things..."

"what is it?"

With a dazed expression on his face that he was not in the situation, Knotabagi Yuhito turned his head and asked his little friend: "Shunpei, they seem to have guessed it all, it's amazing."

Yoshino Junpei: "..."

Immediately receiving the killing gaze from the silver-haired senior, Yoshino Junpei thought that Hiroto, you would really cause me trouble, and then said tremblingly: "But, maybe it's a prank prop, surprise box or something..."

The steps were so exquisite that the dog curly thorn immediately cast an appreciative glance, nodded quickly, and emphasized "salmon salmon" twice in order to increase credibility.

"..."

Others: Stare at——

... Thorn/Classmate Goujuan/Senior Goujuan, if you look like this, you have a feeling of trying to cover up.

"Uh-huh……"

Yi Guyou said "hmm" twice in embarrassment, trying to smooth things over: "Well, after taking out our own things, let's go back?"

Chunai Zhanshen, who is very fond of his classmates, was carrying a box that was half a person tall, and while trying to carefully move over a package on the ground to the door, he said in a weak voice: "If everyone is crowded here, Goujuan and my wife and classmates It’s not convenient to take things…”

"You are right too."

Pang Da squinted his small yellow eyes and stared at the young couple for a long time, then let go of the silver-haired classmate whose hairs were standing on end, and spoke again in his naive voice:

"Although I'm still curious about what Thorn bought—but the package information was kept secret, and it seems to be a private shipment."

The panda with a head full of yellow cotton has something to say: "So no matter how curious I am, I am still a panda. I don't have the function of seeing through, so I can only leave regretfully."

Having said that, he also carried his two big bags of pet bath sand and walked towards the door. The two bags of bath sand added to his already extraordinarily tall figure made it look extra thick, so the dog curly thorn pulled my wife Xia Ye I dodged inside, and accidentally bumped into a pile of packages that had been piled up. The stack was already extremely dangerous, but now it was completely crumbling. Fortunately, the dog curled up quickly and quickly stabilized the pile of "package mountain".

However, no matter how fast he reacted, two small packages still fell, probably because the packages were relatively hollow, and they made a light and fluttering sound on the ground. My wife Xia Ye, who was standing relatively close, picked up one of the packages and glanced at it. outer packaging.

"It won't break, it's not something fragile."

My wife Xia Ye, who was out of the spell's statute of limitations, blinked and said lightly:

"It's the Belgian handmade fudge that Mr. Wujo bought. If the fudge is dropped, it doesn't matter, right?"

It’s just that if the total number of students in the first and second grades is less than ten fingers, even if you can shop online, you won’t be able to buy such a lot of things. So, more than half of the densely packed things here... In fact, most of them are It is Wujo enlightenment.

——That's right, Gojo Satoru alone is worth the thousands of troops of the shopping army, and none of the nine students can buy it. After all, financial problems determine the amount of purchases. Without blinking, and always forgetting after buying, he piled up a mountain of parcels in this small room abruptly.

Fu Heihui sighed, and bent down to pick up another bag: "Teacher Wu Tiao always does this kind of thing, forgetting about things after buying them, and sometimes can directly put expired food, so—ah. "

Halfway through the speech, after seeing the information on the outer packaging of the package, his complaints stopped abruptly, and then he answered an "ah" that seemed to be a bit speechless.

"What's the matter, Megumi?"

Pan Da asked, "Are the items here fragile?"

"...Probably not."

Fu Heihui seemed a little hesitant to speak, but he probably didn't think of any possibility, so he continued: "It's Senior Goujuan's body paint pen... Logically speaking, it's okay to drop a normal paint pen The problem, but falling from such a high position, I don’t know if it will have any impact.”

"Things with thorns?"

Panda's focus is on the other hand:

"Isn't it a private delivery? But speaking of it, the body paint pen..."

The pure first-year students looked at each other, and didn't think anything was wrong. Zenyuan Maki, who doesn't surf the Internet often and has never seen Lifan, also thought it was normal: "It's another prank prop for Thorn, right?"

Chanyuan Maki carried a spear wrapped in white cloth, and said in a threatening tone: "If you dare to play a prank on my head, you will die."

The conjurer seemed to be tensely frozen in place, but Panda meaningfully refuted the conjurer at the top of the food chain:

"No, Maki, this won't apply to you."

Pang Da glanced at his special classmate, and as expected, he was dragged to watch premium channels together at night, and happened to see this type of Bone Yuta showing a complicated expression—even Yuta could react Yes, so it really is that one, right?

"This pen is for writing."

Pang Da said with a smile, and then under the horrified eyes of the spellcaster, with a strange smile on his mouth, he went out with his pet Yusha:

"As for the others... I'm just a panda, I don't know anything?"

……

Watching his classmates and juniors go out, after the door was closed with a "snap", Gou Juanji heaved a long sigh of relief as if he had collapsed, holding a package of painted pens in his sweaty palm, it was Fu Heihui It was handed to him before going out, and the expression on the hand was a bit weird.

Gou Juanji didn't dare to think about it, whether junior Fu Hei thought of it or not, he can only be regarded as a first-year junior who has never been poisoned by anything, so he doesn't know anything - otherwise, it would be really a bit Is the society dead?

"Then, let's start moving things, Mr. Thorn."

My wife, Xia Ye, was not affected at all, excitedly took out the package next to her, and happily folded it together. The dog curly spine stared at him twice, and the expression behind the collar became a little inexplicable.

Actually... the body paint pen is indeed the same as what Pang Da said, the dog curly thorn is intended to be used for writing.

Write the orthographic characters on Xia Ye's lap.