My Wife's Traditional Performing Arts

"Hey! Two brats over there!"

The dog curly spine's thoughts were quickly interrupted, because an impatient roar came from two rows of shelves. There was a surveillance camera with a red light on at work above their heads, probably The boss sitting at the cashier noticed the situation at the door from the surveillance, and made a quick decision—to drive out these two little guys who looked like they were underage.

"Don't come to my store, little devil!"

The rough middle-aged male voice still shouted loudly:

"Get out! I don't want to be investigated by the police for selling something to the little devil, so hurry up!"

"..."

The dog curly spine felt a little depressed for the adult student ID card in his pocket-the point is, he is an adult.

He thought, it's normal for Xia Ye to look underage, but he also looks like a minor... He obviously covers most of his face, is it because of his hairstyle?Or is the shape of the eyes immature?

But before he took out the certificate proving that he is qualified to visit adult goods stores, he saw my wife Xia Ye, who was still holding a sexy handcuff, tilted her head, as if thinking that he paused for a while because he didn't have any With a student ID card, he showed a suddenly realized expression.

Then he stepped forward very calmly, and under the stunned gaze of Gou Juanji, he took out a certificate from his clothes pocket, walked to the back of the shelf, he hurriedly followed, and asked Xia Ye what he planned to do with "kelp" in doubt ——Xia Ye's student ID is clearly 16 years old!Even if the birthday passes after a while, it can only be counted as 17 years old during that time. Is it really okay?

"It's okay, Mr. Thorn."

In the background of the impatient "Don't fool me with your parents' ID" from the owner of the adult goods store, my wife Natsuno answered him in a low voice:

"It is a document that can prove my adulthood. It was useful before, so the guardian handled it for me-it can be useful at this time."

——No, Xia Ye, even if it is a passport or something, what this kind of place requires is not complete documents, but that you are an adult!

Gou Juanji felt that my wife Xia Ye had missed the point at all, but he didn't have time to press the cat next to him so that he could hand over the shiny golden adult certificate, but he just watched the little girl wearing the cute rabbit ear hat The boyfriend leaned over and proudly slapped a card on the cash register.

"This can prove that I am an adult! It's just that I look young!"

"... No matter how I look at it, I don't think the face can be so tender."

A faint voice floated out, and then, from behind the cash register, slowly protruded the head of a bearded uncle who hadn't slept for three days, with dirty black-rimmed glasses stuck on the bridge of his nose. Frowning his eyebrows, he glanced at the little pink hair in front of him, showing an expression of obvious disbelief.

The owner of the adult goods store frowned, pinched the ID with two fingers, picked it up and squinted his eyes for a long time, then his eyes widened and widened, and finally almost popped out of the light bulb, seeing the dog curly spine in a panic , he wasn't close enough to see what Xia Ye handed over, he could only see the shock of the glasses man and the sound of gasping in his throat.

—What was he shocked about?

Gou Juanji was very curious, could it be that the certificate that Xia Ye handed over was a very special one?For example, an unimaginable police certificate?Or fbi?

This should not be possible. He may have surfed the Internet a lot recently, so he should play less with his mobile phone. The dog curly thorn pressed his temple, thinking that Xia Ye is by his side anyway, there is nothing to play with Xia Ye, Xia Ye must be very fun .

His thoughts went astray again, but he was quickly dragged back. The dog curly saw the owner of the adult goods store pushing the black-rimmed glasses hanging from the bridge of his nose, and then shocked with his bloodshot eyeballs. After glancing at Xia Ye who was still wearing a rabbit ear hat, it took a long time to make a sound from his throat:

"...Your face is so tender."

The uncle with black-rimmed glasses wiped his chin, and slowly pushed the ID card over. The dog curly stretched his neck to look at it, but he only saw a blurred portrait, and the ID card was picked up by his white fingers, and he reinstalled Back to Xia Ye's pocket.

"...I believe even if you say you are a junior high school student."

The man with the black-rimmed glasses is still muttering to himself: "The one with the anti-counterfeiting chip... I was 16 years old four years ago, and now I'm [-]. Have you been frozen in age, or have you been tender since you were a child? Why am I so envious... ..."

He muttered a few words about his own shock, and then the owner of the adult goods store shifted his gaze to the extremely confused Dog Curly, raised his chin and signaled, "Where's yours?"

"..."

Goujuanji handed over the student ID card in a numb manner, and then got a smacking exclamation, "Sure enough, anyone with a tender face likes to play with a tender face", and then was thrown back.After the man with black-rimmed glasses retracted his cash register, he didn't know which website he went to surf, and he didn't plan to care about them anymore.

——So, what happened to Xia Ye's certificate, isn't Xia Ye only 16 years old now?What is called 16 years old four years ago?I really care about what the boss's words mean!

"...Mr. Thorn, now, we can rest assured to take a stroll."

However, I didn't know the urgent cry in Gou Juanji's heart. Next to me, my wife Xia Ye, who didn't know what documents to use to convince the boss that he was an adult, blushed slightly and tugged at his sleeve slightly. Her pink eyes were covered with mist. He cast his eyes on the dazzling array of shelves next to him.

"……Salmon."

So Gou Juanji was silent for two seconds, still resolutely attracted by the more exciting world of temptation, and resolutely prepared to explore the unknown field of adults—anyway, you can ask about the certificate later, maybe it is a false certificate Woolen cloth.

Gou Juanji thought to himself, after all, Xia Ye's guardian is a guy in a gray area, so it shouldn't be difficult to produce two false certificates, right?

***

In the end, when the uncle with black-rimmed glasses questioned, "Have you ever seen that you are really grown up?", he not only watched the so-called "adult products" in a fuss, but even bought back a few trophies.

In addition to the sexy handcuffs that Xia Ye held in his hands before, there are also the... small round ones, electric ones, and remote control ones, which appear frequently in Lifan, even my wife Xia Ye who doesn't know much. something that can be guessed.

"Mr. Thorn would actually pick such a thing."

My wife, Xia Ye, tilted her head and looked at the silver-haired spellcaster whose ears were all red, with a meaningful tone in her tone:

"It seems that you are very concerned about the remote control... Don't Mr. Thorn buy this kind of thing because you want to use it for yourself?"

——No, of course it is impossible to use it on himself, he just really wants to play with that remote control.

That, that kind, can control the switch, and then watch the reaction... The few things he bought are very purposeful!Today, we must play until the pink cat's eyes are full of tears!Let Xia Ye see what it means to be a mature adult!

The dog curly spines tugged at his mask in a concealed manner, and his gaze began to wander wildly.He thought, obviously he should be the one with ease, but why are his ears so unsatisfactory, he is red when he says he is red, and he is not mature at all.

On the side, my wife Xia Ye blinked, pinched the rabbit ears on the control hat, stood up and lay down again, her eyes slowly turned around the small black bag carried by the spellcaster, her expression became thoughtful .

"The things Mr. Thorn bought... have a clear tendency. 』

My wife Xia Ye thought.

"It's all the kind of things that have a strong sense of repression, including the ball with a remote control. Do you want to hold the control switch in your hand?" 』

"I already felt it before, but now, it seems to be a little clearer... Mr. Thorn's desire to control this kind of thing is so strong. 』

However, she's not the type who would be wary of this, and although she doesn't have hobbies in strange directions, my wife Natsuno simply feels that it doesn't really matter.

"The body is just a very superficial thing. The intimate connection between me and Mr. Thorn transcends this level. Above the spirit and the body, they are closely intertwined and connected through the Command Spell. 』

My wife Xia Ye gently pressed her sweet and greasy heart that was about to overflow, her pink pupils were full of fanatical and burning love.

"From the first moment I saw Mr. Thorn, I knew this - we are destined to be together, and no one can separate us. 』

……

Of course, a sick girl is a sick girl, and my wife Xia Ye seldom gets sick when it's time for business, like now.

The rings of silver handcuffs were twirling at the fingertips. Although both of them had identity documents indicating adulthood, they finally chose the love hotel with a delicate mentality. After entering the door, they consciously took off their heavy coats. My wife Xia Ye leaned next to the dark-eyed spellcaster, and asked curiously:

"I know what other things are, but this... how is it used?"

"..."

Gou Juanji took a deep look at him, then reached out and picked up the thing that my wife Xia Ye asked "how to use", and shook it unhurriedly.

It is something similar to Zenyuan Maki's special magic tool "Yuyun" three-section stick, except that only the middle section is a hollow stick that is neither long nor short, and the two sides are connected with a particularly short iron chain, and a soft... ………s things.

In fact, besides this kind, he has seen a lot of interesting sex toys that will definitely be fun in the adult products store, but there is really no need to rush to buy a lot of them, they are just curious to try today, sir fun... Well, besides, he also bought a lot of things on the Internet, so he can go back to the dormitory and play slowly.

As for this kind of thing-although Lifan will also appear, it is still not as frequent as the other two. It is normal that Xia Ye has not seen it.

The dog curled up thinking.

——It is a kind of prop that will not hurt people, is relatively gentle, and does not have a strong sense of restraint, but is very interesting, and can be used as a catalyst for a particularly emotional atmosphere.

As for how to use it... Xia Ye will know after experiencing it for himself.

……

This love hotel is rated as a hotel with "extraordinarily complete facilities", including but not limited to rose petals all over the floor as soon as you enter the door, everything you should have in the bedside table, and even certain needs can be met - such as the bed The railings are deliberately added to the head.

The chain in the middle of the handcuffs passed through the railing, and then one of them was looped around, and the lock pin was closed with a crisp "click".