My Wife's Traditional Performing Arts

"It's a date."

Huddled behind the telephone pole of his strong figure, which couldn't be stopped at all, Pang Da held a small tree branch in one hand, trying to hide his fluffy figure with the width of three people, but because of the nondescript disguise, it caused others to panic. All eyes were on him, and it didn't play a "concealing" role at all.

"A date, indeed."

Chanyuan Maki had no expression on her face, a bright white light was reflected on her glasses, and then she let out a "tsk".

"Ji and Xia Ye are just dating... is this normal? Really, why should I run out with you two gossip guys."

Yi Guyou, who was innocently shot in the "gossip", smiled too awkwardly. In fact, he was dragged out abruptly by Pang Da, but he still saved face for his classmates and said with a complicated mood:

"...Well, Panda's words are very enthusiastic."

——It is indeed very enthusiastic, Yi Guyoutai thought.

As a panda with yellow cotton stuffed in his head, Pang Da is not only curious about what is in Goujuan’s courier, Pang Da even tries to put his ears on the floor, wanting to listen to the corner of the doi couple, but However, because the sound insulation effect of the upper and lower floors is too good, or the dog Juanji and my wife Xia Ye are not used to making loud noises when they are doing something, so even if the panda runs to the Yigu Youtai dormitory in the middle of the night and sticks to the ground to listen Can't hear anything.

"Damn it, I regret it."

At that time, Pang Da regretted bitterly: "Why did I move the dormitory jokingly with Ji, I really want to listen to the live broadcast!"

So Yigu Youtai could only sit cross-legged on the bed with a particularly complicated mood, his eyes emptied following his cursed classmates on the ground like mealworms, and by the way, he mopped the dormitory floor for himself.

— as it is now.

Bone Yuta moved his complicated gaze away from Panda, who was not at all concealed, and landed on the two students in front who seemed to have not noticed the "following", and then moved slowly to the coffee shop on the side, the eyes in his eyes Showed desire.

It's that kind of desire, like shopping with a female friend, and then seeing the public sofa in the glass door of the roadside shop.

——He's not interested in dating a classmate!And those are Goujuan and my wife who have performed on premium channels, who knows if they will go to love&hotel when they make an appointment, he pure loves God of War and doesn't want to see that scene!

Moreover, Pang Da has such a high sense of presence that passers-by can already create a vacuum and walk around them. He Yi Guyou dares to swear by his surname, Goujuan and my wife must have been together for a long time. Found them!

As for why you didn't say...

Yi Guyou looked too blankly, he thought, Goujuan probably has a mischievous mentality, and intends to show them. My wife and classmate probably really don’t care, as long as Goujuan is present, my wife and classmate will pay attention to it. Leaving all the power to Goujuan students, their sense of existence is probably no different from that of pebbles on the side of the road.

……

Yigu Youtai's idea is correct.

Not to mention the three classmates, even if Gojo Satoru came here with the entire teaching building of the high school on his back, my wife Xia Ye would definitely not show an extra look—what could be more important than a date with Mr. Thorn?

That may only be a kiss with Mr. Thorn.

My wife Xia Ye had calculated the time difference long ago, and luckily the morning training ended early, otherwise they would not have had so much time for a date, and they would have to do a lot of things in one afternoon.

First go to pick up the ring, then drink couple milk tea with two straws entangled, and go shopping together at the jewelry store (it’s written in the love reference book) that every couple is said to like very much. Watching movies is a waste of time, so I staggered, Mr. Thorn likes to be seen as a human toy recently, so consider the adult goods store-and then it will be night!

My wife Natsuno thought without shyness.

"If Mr. Thorn still feels shy, then go back to school. If Mr. Thorn wants to try it in a love&hotel that accentuates the mood, I won't go back tonight!" 』

He had already made all the preparations before going out, and even wrote down the love hotel with the highest favorable rate. Although he didn't quite understand what the "exciting facilities are complete" in it, my wife Xia Yexin thought that this should not be the case. For something important, even if Mr. Thorn is not used to the small umbrellas in the hotel, it doesn't matter, he is very well prepared, and he has brought out several small umbrellas!

As for the three students behind them who were completely undisguised...

My wife Natsuno: Huh?What happened to Xiaoshi?

The way of thinking of a sick girl is somewhat different from that of normal people. The way of thinking of crazy conjurers is actually not normal. At least normal people don’t think that going to an adult goods store is something they should do on a date, but the dog curly thorn is only slightly red After touching the tips of his ears, his purple eyes sparkled, and he eagerly said "salmon".

——There has never been such a place, he is also very curious!And it has already reached the dividing line. I heard that the first thing many boys do after they reach their age is to go to places where minors are prohibited. He is also very interested!

but……

The spellcaster turned his head slightly, and his eyes fell on the pink-haired cat who was blinking and looking pure and innocent with pink eyes, staring straight at him.

——But Xia Ye can’t get in, can he?Xia Ye's information is all about minors...Speaking of which, is this considered to be a crime against minors?

How solid the moral bottom line was at the beginning, and how quickly it dissipated after disintegration. Now the dog curly spine can confidently give a thumbs up, optimistically admitting that he is preying on minors.

Not only did he start, but he even prepared to play some weird games!The necessities are already on the way, maybe they will be received in a few days?

It is probably true that couples will assimilate. It is rare for two people to start their thinking at the same time.

At this time, the two guys who are racing in their minds are holding hands with extra pure love. They are waiting obediently for the couple's milk tea together in an Internet celebrity couple check-in milk tea shop, with pink flowers in the background.

"It's a big cup, put two straws that are looped together, and you can drink it only when your head touches your head."

My wife Xia Ye rested her cheeks in both hands, and she wore a thin silver ring on her left middle finger. Her pink eyes sparkled and explained:

"If Mr. Thorn wants to let the seniors see it, this is a good way!"

"Salmon!"

The brightness of the clear purple eyes also increased for a moment, and then the dog curled up and secretly used his peripheral vision to aim at the three-person group who "peeked" outside the transparent glass wall—to be precise, only Panda and Maki were peeking. While swiping his phone impatiently, Yuta was also looking this way, but his longing eyes were fixed on the empty seat next to them.

In this case, even if they meet head to head and drink drinks together nose to nose, I'm afraid they won't be able to show off their classmates except Pang Da.

Gou Juanji slowly moved his gaze back, and then landed on my wife Xia Ye who was facing her with a pure and innocent smile, and tilted his head thoughtfully.

Speaking of which, the current atmosphere is very suitable for kissing.

……

In fact, most of the attention falls on people he is familiar with. To a certain extent, Goujuanji is more or less indifferent to unrelated people. For example, he only pays attention to "stalking" him dating Xia Ye The three-person group of classmates, did not realize that this couple of themselves actually attracted the attention of others.

They all look cute and well-behaved, even wearing a mask, you can see the excellent appearance from the clear purple eyes, and the pink-haired boy holding hands is so cute that it makes people feel like auntie— —What's the matter with the high-quality boys now, are they all sold domestically?

Even in a milk tea shop that is almost full of couples, the degree of attention is not low, so in this situation where many people are paying attention, Gou Juanji hooked the mask covering half of his face with his index finger, Leaning forward slightly, the purple eyes, which were slightly darker by one degree, stared at the enthusiastic pink pupils, and then said in a voice that only the other side could hear clearly:

【kiss Me】

……

"What, Thorn, is this intentional?"

Zenyuan Maki was hit on the head by the dog food that covered her head and face, and she couldn't even continue to browse the website for selling spell tools. A vein popped out from the back of her hand holding the phone. The corners of her eyes twitched, and she said with a bit of gnashing of teeth:

"It was definitely intentional, and it was provocative. His tongue was sticking out, and he kissed us in front of us... Let him run [-] more laps in the next training session!"

"That's right!"

Fat Dayi sternly echoed: "It's too much! Bullying a single panda - damn it, but it's so eye-catching, oh, oh, Xia Ye is hugging Thorn's neck! It's so intense! I really want to move back to Thorn more and more. next door!"

Pure Love God of War who just wanted to find a place to sit: "..."

Yi Guyoutai looked at the sky silently—he was naive, he really wanted to go back to the dormitory.

***

Until the vague voices of "Is this really something I can watch for free?" "Thank you beautiful boy for showing me that I will die without regrets" and "What kind of good thing is this?" The two people breathed out the heat and separated.

The one who took the initiative to separate was the dog curly spine. My wife Xia Ye likes to kiss very much, so she continued to stick to it. Forever and ever, until the drinks are brought to the table.

But even if it ended early, the double-straw drinks for couples were served quickly. The waiter girl who was carrying the tray glanced at the two of them with faintly bright eyes, and then reluctantly left with one step at a time. , with mournful eyes as if saying "why I'm here, you two don't kiss anymore", watching until the back of the dog's head couldn't help but drop a drop of sweat.

"Mr. Thorn's prank was very successful, it doesn't matter if you do it a few more times."

"I'm very happy, my heart is beating "thump-thump-thump-thump", super super happy!Mr. Thorn took the initiative to kiss me outside!So happy! 』

Compared with the dog curly spine who can notice the eyes of unrelated people, my wife Xia Ye didn't pay the slightest attention at all. He propped his cheeks flushed with excitement with his hands, his pink pupils were wet, and he stared at the re-clothes with special concentration. The magic speller in the mask said in a soft voice with a level of sweetness:

"Speaking of which, Mr. Thorn, do you know why this couple's drink is famous for?"

"Dried bonito."

--I have no idea.

The love strategy made by Goujuanji didn't include such details, so he shook his head seriously.

"If that's the case, it's a surprise. 』

My wife Xia Ye seemed to be very happy, the hair on the top of her head was curled up, and then she came forward with a smile, bit one of the two straws wrapped around her, and invited vaguely:

"Then Mr. Thorn will give it a try."

……

The drink is a normal liquid, with a sweet and greasy taste that girls and sweet parties like. The characteristic is probably that the straws are intertwined like mating snakes, tightly surrounding each other, each extending out at both ends, and then getting closer The two people who can intertwine up to the breath hold one end each.

The distance is very close, you can look directly into the other person's eyes, you can see your own eyes through the pink pupils, the tip of your nose is almost touching, your forehead is also against your forehead, and you can feel the other person's hair rubbing against it with a slight movement Itchy, itchy all the way to the heart.

Including kisses, it's not that I haven't done more intimate things, but this kind of simple approach still makes my face a little hot... Maybe the room temperature is too high, Goujuji thought to himself.

And what else could be special about the drink? He was puzzled, but also curious, and took a sip without much hesitation.

"..."

He didn't suck any drink, but it was deflated together with Xia Ye's straw. The dog was stunned for a moment, and then immediately lifted up with one end of the straw in his mouth——

At the bottom of the two intertwined straws, one is stuck in the mouth of the other.