My Wife's Traditional Performing Arts

When my wife Xia Ye and Gou Juanji returned to the box one after the other, they almost received everyone's attention.

Qi Shushu's eyes are like needles pricking his back, poking over with curiosity and inquiry, which is different from my wife Xia Ye's calm and self-sufficient attitude of treating others as nothing. The teacher's psychological quality is still not up to the mark, and Gou Juanji can't help but take a step back guiltily after being watched.

"Sea, kelp...?"

——Yes, what's the matter?

"It's nothing, we just want to see how you are doing. After all, when Xia Ye went to find you, he said that you seemed unwell."

Pang Da immediately smiled and waved his hands, and the people sitting around also moved, his scorching eyes became obscured, but his probing eyes still glanced at the two of them... and then again.

Seeing that everyone has allocated a seat again, the meaning is obvious-how did the two of you sit hugging each other before, let's continue to sit like that now.

Gou Juanji swallowed his saliva, a little reluctant to return to the position of letting Xia Ye sit in his arms, which made him so painful that he had to go to the toilet.

——This situation had already happened before, it was embarrassing enough, he didn't want the same embarrassing situation to happen again!

——Leaving aside other things, it's not the first day I met the strange eyes of my classmates, but other than that, there are more serious problems... It's really hard to hold back!

However, he has such concerns, and my wife Xia Ye does not. He has been in a good mood since he entered the door. The pink hair on the top of his head is almost turning into a windmill, and his cheeks are full of happy blush, and he sits happily. Go back, then turned around and patted the tatami behind him, and greeted him: "Mr. Thorn, come quickly."

The dog curly spine was silent for a while, the tooth marks on the inside of his left wrist were still aching, and there was an inexplicable itching, he resisted the desire to touch, and was about to shake his head and refuse with "dried bonito".

——Let’s just say that he ate well before, or it’s okay if he feels uncomfortable and has a bad appetite. In short, he really doesn’t want to be embarrassed in front of his classmates again...Compared with barbecue, it’s better not to be too social. It's a little more important.

However, before he could say anything, a group of students sitting around the barbecue table suddenly looked at each other in a heartbeat, and then Pang Da immediately patted his fluffy belly exaggeratedly, and invited in a fake tone : "Shunpei, would you like to sit and have a try? It's super comfortable, right? Just leave a seat for Chi--"

"Huh? Hey, me? Okay, okay! Senior Fat Da, I'll go right away!"

The first-year freshman whose bangs covered half of his face stuttered, and then, as if a nail had been stuck in his original position, he hurried over as if there was a wolf, tiger and leopard chasing him behind him. He twitched the corner of his mouth.

——You guys are too self-conscious about this, aren’t you?

Don't think about it, it must have been filled with strange things, and the culprit who caused such a topic must be Pang Da!

With a deep understanding of the level of yellowness in this panda's mind, Curly Dog can almost imagine how Pang Da whispered in a whisper, and then "whispered" enough for everyone to hear - the evidence is obvious , the most pure love in the second grade, Yi Guyoutai, stared at the table with his head down, his ears were red and he didn't dare to look up.

However, there is no way to explain this kind of thing... How can he explain it? In fact, Xia Ye and I didn't do anything?Haven't even kissed before?

Although it is indeed true, but he puts himself in the position of a bystander, and he really doesn't even believe it himself.

So the curse master, who had already been tempered, sighed in his heart, feeling a little bit broken, and sat down in the position that everyone had redistributed with a complicated mood. On the left was my wife Xia Ye with a regretful expression, and on the right Next to Junior Fu Heihui with complex eyes.

Junior Fu Heihui glanced at him from head to toe evenly with his strange eyes. His eyes showed no respect for the second-year seniors at all, and he even had a faint feeling of "I didn't expect you to be such a person, Senior Goujuan". .

Fu Heihui held half a glass of drink, moved his lips twice, and then said:

"Senior Goujuan, you guys...forget it."

When the words were ordinary, Fu Heihui swallowed the second half of the words. He thought that there was no need to ask. He also heard all the conversation between Senior Pang Da and Senior Maki just now—it was exactly the same as what Senior Maki said!

What Senior Pang Da said is so accurate!

Fu Heihui took a sip of his drink to suppress his shock.

From the moment he entered the door, his eyes were uncontrollably attracted by Senior Gouju's face, and so were the others.

——The eye sockets are flushed, the cheeks are still pink, the breath is peaceful and satisfying, revealing a sense of spring, and there is still a nighttime breath of a mature adult, how strange it looks... My wife next to her is still in the corner of her eye In the state of flushing, the aura between the two people can't get involved at all. It's a situation where people can't help but sigh, "You guys are just so fierce"!

After putting on the filter, everything looks colored, not to mention that the breath of two people is not quite right, even if the two people are really nothing, in the eyes of the awakened people, a look at each other is a flirt.

So Fu Heihui, who was wearing a filter, felt that he shouldn't have asked that half a sentence at all, and moved his eyes to the other side, avoiding the suspicious eyes of the silver-haired senior.

Dog curly spine: ...

-

Before my wife Xia Ye and Gou Juanji came back, things were indeed almost exactly the same as Gou Juuji's guess.

Pang Da, whose head is full of yellow cotton, gossips with his most innocent classmate in the second grade in an exceptionally "whispered" voice, with his bear paws standing on his lips, but it doesn't play a role in blocking the sound at all. As long as people are not deaf in the whole box, they are all standing upright ears to hear him speak.

"Youta, let me tell you, after Xia Ye and Ji came back, you only need to look at Xia Ye's neck to know what they have done."

Yigu Youtai: "...I've seen it before."

He had seen it as early as in Italy, the circle exposed under the black leather collar... At that time, he had a solid experience of what is called a pupil earthquake. Love's pure love god of war almost lost his eyeballs, and also re-acquainted with his classmates since then.

——Sure enough, he knew too little before.

"And it's more than that."

Pan Da winked at him again:

"Pay attention to the atmosphere between them that no one else can get in. It's definitely easy to feel. The world of adults has an atmosphere that can be clearly distinguished."

That's all Fat Da said, but even though he only said two short paragraphs, everyone else heard them all, so after the box door was pushed open twice, everyone Subconsciously looked over.

My wife Xia Ye's neck—yes, there are teeth marks, a very fresh ring, and you can even see faint blood oozing out. It looks like it was just bitten.

Nagazaki Wild Rose and Otoko bowed their heads in pain after being exposed to the world of impure love, but the girl in the first grade choked on dog food, while the second-grade pure love God of War was overwhelmed by the "my Classmates attacking underage students, but I can't stop them." It evoked an unparalleled sense of guilt, and he lowered his head and blamed himself secretly.

The breath that others can't get in - also, the background of these two people is almost glued together with pink bubbles, and there is also an indescribable feeling, just looking at it makes you feel blushing and heartbeating, the intensity of sex Zhang Chi's tacit understanding is particularly conspicuous!

If it is said that these two people did nothing just now, then even Knotabagi Yuren didn't believe it.

Knotweed Yuhito:?

Knotabagi Yuhito: Why do seniors and my wife have a heart-pounding dokidoki aura... Did they secretly kiss outside the door?

Even after the two of them sat down without speaking, more conclusive evidence emerged—when the dog Curly Rabbit raised his arm to get the cup, the cuff slid down a bit, just enough to see the extra circle on the inside of the wrist. Teeth marks with presence.

Pang Da: Oops, I even figured out what posture they should have just now. Will there be handprints on Xia Ye's waist?It's so fragrant.

"... Thorn, and Xia Ye."

Being promoted to position c, Wujo Wu, who was sitting at the best position to watch dog food, took a sip of his soda, and his tone was rare and serious:

"You... no matter how good your relationship is, you should pay attention to safety."

Gojo Satoru: Even I sometimes have such questions—is this reasonable?

***

The time chosen by Pang Da was very particular. It happened to be in the afternoon after the dinner party. The first and second graders currently had no assignments, and the classes had already ended in the morning. Let's go shopping together.

"It's said to go for a walk together...but I think all of us are superfluous."

Holding a bucket of popcorn in his arms, Knotaba Yuhito pushed the "cool" sunglasses on the bridge of his nose, stuffed it into his mouth, and looked at the backs of the two sticky and pink bubbles in front of him and sighed:

"We're like a row of light bulbs."

"...I can't refute it, I actually think what you said is very reasonable." Fu Heihui's mouth twitched: "But why can you still eat popcorn after lunch?"

Yuzu Yujin gave a thumbs up, and a white light reflected from the "cool" sunglasses: "Oh! Because snacks and meals need to be packed in two stomachs!"

Fu Heihui: "..."

Indeed, it was exactly as what Yuzu Yuhito said, it was supposed to be a rare gathering of boys and girls, and even the blindfolded teacher who was out of tune would wink and leave, the group should have gone to a movie together in a good atmosphere, it just so happened Yoshino Junpei has a lot of research on this aspect, and it’s okay to organize a group to go to the playground——

As a result, because there was a couple in the team, the situation became like this.

The sticky couple in front interlocked their fingers, tilting their heads from time to time to listen to each other's whispers, even if it was not necessary at all, they deliberately got very close, one ear turned red, the other cheek turned red, except for claiming to be married Except for Yi Guyoutai who didn't change his expression, the other single dogs all received a critical blow of [-] tons.

"This is simply tricking the dog to kill..."

Pang Da said in a complicated mood:

"Obviously, I always thought it was very eye-catching before, but now why does it feel like a dog's face is swollen?"

"Senior Pang Da, you are a panda, not a dog." Nagasaki Wild Rose complained.

Zenyuan Maki was expressionless. She kept looking down at her mobile phone, browsing the website that sells magic equipment in the magic world, pointing her finger at the screen, and Gujing slid down without a wave: "Because eating dog food voluntarily and being forced to eat dog food are different. the same."

Just like kowtowing to CP is different from kowtowing to the master. No matter how delicious the dog food is, when being pinched by the neck and stuffed down the throat, there will be a feeling of pain when eating food. Even Wutiao Wu is decisive Run away?

Even the strongest conjurers can't stand the attack of dog food. Who gave them the courage to think that they can stand up and say that I can stand it after being smashed all over the head by dog ​​food?

Nagasaki Wild Rose raised a hand numbly: "I apply to leave the team, Miss Maki, I want to go shopping with you in a clothing store."

Chanyuan Maki nodded: "Okay, but I only shop and don't buy, I want to save my money to buy magic tools."

Fu Heihui next to him immediately recalled the [-] million yen worth of super-hot spells that Chanin Maki handed over to him for safekeeping before the start of the exchange match.

"..."

Fu Heihui was silent for a while, and then immediately stopped Yi Gu Youtai who looked empty and didn't know what he was thinking:

"Senior Yi Gu, I would like to ask about the power of mantras—"

"Huh? Ah, okay."

Yuzu Yuhito pushed his "cool" sunglasses, then held the popcorn and went to his little friend: "Junpei, how about we go to the movies?"

"Yeah—a horror movie that just came out recently—"

Fat Da: "..."

Classmates and juniors teamed up in two groups, and quickly determined their next itinerary. Only he, a lone panda, was left in place, bleak with the fallen leaves that swirled down.

……

"Mr. Thorn, Senior Fat Da is only left with himself."

"Great mustard."

——It doesn't matter, he will find something to do by himself, such as going to an amusement park and pretending to be a doll worker to give out balloons to children.

In front of the classmates who scattered in twos and threes, the two people who had been secretly watching behind them put their heads together again, muttering in an extremely intimate posture from the perspective of others—there is nothing to do if you don’t pay attention, it’s really a single dog being caught The resentment for feeding the dog food is too strong, even my wife Natsuno, who doesn't care about other people's eyes, can't help but feel uncomfortable with this kind of stare like a pinprick.

Fortunately, the two of them are already very natural about posting. Even the dog food that is unconsciously spilled is enough to make the single dog who has no partner quickly retreat, and no longer disturb the two people's world of the two.

"It's really great. 』

My wife Xia Ye blushed and thought happily.

『Seniors and classmates have left, and if you stop staring at me and Mr. Thorn, you can alleviate a large part of the discomfort that Mr. Thorn feels—the atmosphere is good now, and it is actually a good opportunity. 』

Deliberately leaning closer to post it with a more sticky intimacy, in addition to wanting to see the silver-haired spellcaster's red ears, my wife Xia Ye also has her own little thoughts.

"If you weren't so shy, Mr. Thorn would agree, right? 』

My wife Xia Ye tightly clenched the hand with intertwined fingers, and when the spellcaster looked over in doubt because of the sudden increase in strength, her face was filled with anticipation, her eyes sparkling and she asked:

"Mr. Thorn, can you go somewhere with me?"

"Salmon?"

***

On Yigu Youta's ring finger, there is a ring.

When my wife Natsuno was in Italy, she didn't give this "senior" a look at all. It wasn't until I returned to the high school of conjuration that I remembered that "friends who are valued by Mr. Thorn must have a good relationship", so my wife Natsuno gave it to this special class Conjurer has a little attention.

——So he quickly noticed the ring... and the position where it was worn.

The ring finger of the left hand represents engagement or marriage.

Of course my wife Natsuno doesn't care if this senior Otoku is married or not, he doesn't care whether Otoko Yuta's ring is bought by himself or someone gave it to him, and he also doesn't care who this senior has a marriage contract with, obviously not yet married age, but the ring is worn in the "married" position - he only cares about one thing.

"I also want to buy a ring for Mr. Thorn. 』

My wife Natsuno thought so, and made the decision without hesitation.

"I want to buy a ring for Mr. Thorn, and I want to buy a pair of rings. I have one for Mr. Thorn, so as to prove that Mr. Thorn already belongs to me. 』

The ruthless person of my wife's family has always been very mobile. During the dinner party, he noticed that others had rings and didn't own them. After the dinner party, he very purposefully pulled the person who wanted to use the ring to lock him up, and even peeked at the future several times in the middle The diary leads people to the jewelry store without any trace.

"I have been to Roppongi before when I met my first-year classmates. I have some impressions of this place. Although there are not as many luxury shops as in the Tobu area of ​​Ikebukuro, you can still find shops for custom rings." 』

And as for where to wear the ring after ordering...

"Of course it should be worn on the ring finger of the left hand. 』

My wife Natsuno thought without hesitation.

"The ring worn on the left middle finger means "in love". Although it is very exciting, "in love" is actually not restrictive. It only represents "marriage" or "engagement" in popular concepts. There are constraints, including paperwork contracts and promises. Of course, I would prefer to have constraints that bind Mr. Thorny—it doesn't matter if it's just a symbol. 』

he thought sweetly.

"Mr. Thorn is mine, and it can only be mine. If someone wants to take Mr. Thorn away, kill that person. It doesn't matter if Mr. Thorn doesn't want to belong to me. I will let Mr. Thorn accept the fact that he will belong to me." 』

Therefore, my wife Xia Ye raised her face in anticipation, her pink eyes were filled with sparkling anticipation, and she could even peek into the sweet red heart from the depth of her pink pupils. the voice said:

"Mr. Thorn, let's go buy a wedding ring, shall we?"

"Salmon - Salmon?!!"

--Etc., etc?Natsuno, did I miss something?

Bewitched by the sweet and soft voice, the spellcaster, who was about to agree subconsciously, was terrified. He turned his head so hard that he didn't get to his neck, and the incoherent question that followed made him almost bite his tongue.

"Mustard greens? Tuna? Mentaiko, pickled takoyaki?!"

——Natsuno, have we skipped a few steps?Confession, dating?So, even if the previous steps can be vaguely skipped, what about the running-in period, engagement, and marriage right away? ! !

——It’s too, too fast to jump straight to marriage in one step, right? ! !

……

Goujuanji's shock is just a small problem, even if he panics again, "I will not be full in a few days, but Xia Ye, who I have known for more than two months, is going to drag me to buy a wedding ring now", that little bit of resistance will be useless at all. .

——After all, who can hold back a sick girl who wants to make a ring with the real man?

What's more... Even if the dog curly thorn does have "too early" thoughts about the "wedding ring", but other things... It can't be said that he has no thoughts at all.

That's... Although the wedding ring is a bit early, it's okay to order a pair of rings that mean "in love", right?

The spellcaster thought subtly to himself.

In a few days, he will reach the legal age for marriage. Marriage in Japan is actually a bit early, and Natsuno may have to wait, but at this time, it is no problem to order a pair of rings that means "in love".

Bi, after all, although Xia Ye's warm feelings for him reassure him, it does not mean that he is at ease in all aspects-for example, the cat's paw photo taken by others (although it was confirmed that it was taken by Mr. Wutiao ), and what I can feel now, Xia Ye is actually very attractive to others.

... If Xia Ye was really targeted by others, he would be unhappy too.

So, with this delicate mentality, Goujuanji resisted less actively and was dragged into a high-end custom luxury jewelry store all the way smoothly.

Dog Curly Thorn: "..."

——Wait, is it necessary to come to such a high-end store?Is there really no wrong decimal point in the string of zeros on the price tag?Xia Ye, can they afford this store?

Dog Curly Ridge's resistance suddenly changed from the force of refusal to welcome it with sincerity—even if he didn't mind ordering a ring, but if he couldn't afford it, it would be too difficult to end the situation, right?It's even more embarrassing than being rubbed against at a barbecue restaurant before, Xia Ye, can we change to another one? !

However, the hidden rich people don't understand the concerns of real high school students. My wife Natsuno held the arm of the spellcaster forcefully, and forced the spellcaster who kept yelling "dried bonito dried bonito" After dragging into the store, with an excited powder puff on his face, he deftly reported a series of numbers to the receptionist at the door who had a confused look but still had a high-level professional smile.

——Then he was welcomed into the VIP reception room by the receptionist with a much more sincere smile.

Dog Curly Thorn: "...?"

A dazed look was reflected in the clear purple eyes. Gou Juanji looked at the extremely respectful receptionist in front of him, and then at my wife Xia Ye who was next to him in a plain high-ranking uniform. The understanding of "pillow" is too lacking.

"...Mustard greens? Tuna?"

The dog curly spine asked hesitantly.

——Xia Ye, what are those strings of numbers you just mentioned?

"The string of numbers?"

The pink-haired boy blinked, and then replied as a matter of course:

"It's nothing, it's just a special-level VIP card number. I threw the VIP black card in Yokohama. Fortunately, I still remember the number. Otherwise, if you want to order a ring, you have to queue up to make an appointment, which is very troublesome."

"..."

The dog Juanji suddenly raised his arm, wiped his sweat with his sleeve, and then weakly replied "Mustard greens" to my wife Natsuno's worried "Mr. Thorn, are you all right?"

——It seems that after getting married, you suddenly find out that your wife is actually a rich woman. What is this feeling like? !