My Wife's Traditional Performing Arts

Just like the oral examination, even pressing the tongue depressor deep will cause throat discomfort, throat tightness and other symptoms similar to retching, so when the tongue depressor is replaced with a more flexible finger, this situation will naturally It will not disappear due to material changes.

The throat is actually a very fragile place, the dog curled up thinking.

As a spellcaster, he naturally has a lot of experience in protecting the throat. The throat of a spellcaster is extremely precious. Even if he is not a doctor who knows the reversal technique, but he has to pay attention to the protection of the throat. It is said that if he is asked to play a guest role as a stomatologist or laryngologist, he can also play the first half.

...And naturally, he also has questions about how deep the pressure will cause discomfort, how hard he uses it, and he can't help but want to retch, or at what position and angle he pinches his jaw, forcing the head of his subordinates to lift up, Zhang Keep your mouth open so that he can clearly see the contraction of the throat muscles, whether it is uncomfortable enough to swallow or to refuse... This kind of "speed" will be very well grasped.

This kind of peeking into the hidden and fragile corners will inexplicably give people a feeling of satisfying the desire to dominate and control, and it is also subtle...may push him more and more, wanting to do more indulgence.

——Is it too much, can it be a little bit more, can it be done a little bit more?

——It’s just the base of the tongue and the throat, isn’t it too much?

- Can more...other...maybe even be done to the point of "too much"?

Listening to the uncontrollable sobs squeezed out of the throat, looking at the small Adam's apple that rolls up and down because of the physiological desire to swallow or refuse, staring at the pink eyes that are covered with water mist, using the penis stuck on the jaw The thumb wiped off the normal saline that had slipped down, and a wet mark was smudged on the fingertips.

——At first glance, it seems that he is being bullied very pitifully.

The dog curly thorn's thinking began to be out of control again, and he found that he often had this kind of situation, and there were still traces to follow-but when it came to things like this one, it provoked the oppression of crazy magicians Desire and desire for control often evolve into an atmosphere that can easily get out of control.

...But, that's because Natsuno was inviting him.

You can do anything to Xia Ye, even if it is a little too much, and you don't have to worry about whether Xia Ye will resist and loathe - this is impossible.

Curly the dog thought vaguely.

Xia Ye's emotions are straightforward and enthusiastic, and he is dizzy from each straight ball. No matter what the situation, he will be dragged away, just like the input box interface he has seen before - "Chasing boys must be focused Push and pull", Xia Ye is really good at pushing and pulling.

Because I am Xia Ye, I can do whatever I want, I will not be disliked or resisted, and what I get will always be love and enthusiasm. He is different, and Xia Ye is also different.

Even a dog curly spine who is very careful not to be disgusted by others is willing to draw this conclusion from the bottom of his heart.

Perhaps it is very clear that if you have this kind of trust, you will unconsciously expose everything, whether it is positive or negative, sunny or dark, protective or destructive. If there is really one person who will like and accept them all, And launched an extraordinarily enthusiastic offensive, and even took the initiative to invite "It's okay to bully me, I'm very happy" after realizing that he was about to move... Who can resist this?

No matter who can stand it, right?

For a moment, the dog curly thorn wanted to lower his head, whether it was a kiss, or just his forehead against his forehead, his heart felt incredibly soft, and the wonderful physiological hormones mobilized his brain, and his thoughts were messed up. Thinking about something, just wanting to stick a little closer, he vaguely felt that something deeper seemed to be going further.

The dog curled its eyes half closed, hugging the warm heat source in its arms, resting its chin on one shoulder, feeling the soft hair sweeping across its neck, and its heart separated by two thin ribs Getting close, he could even hear the frequency of the speed change - his heartbeat was accelerating, and Xia Ye's heartbeat was also accelerating.

——Speaking of which, even if everyone acquiesces that they are in a relationship, even they themselves think it is logical, but probably because they think it is too logical, so... it seems that there has not been a more serious sense of ritual, right?

The spellcaster, who was shy and hard to say about it, sighed softly. Hearing the pink-haired cat's breathing gradually calmed down, he felt his mood fluctuate along with it. had such an idea.

Do you want to, do you want to respond explicitly with a sense of ritual?Even if it cannot be expressed in words, there are always many ways, even a simple "tuna mayonnaise" can be——

The idea that came out of my head has not been fully drilled, and the dog curly spine only vaguely has such a tendency, but before it is formed, it seems to be interrupted by another protagonist at the center of the event up.

The warm "heat source" in his arms moved abruptly, startling the spellcaster who seemed to be in a peaceful state like a "sage". My wife Xia Ye's eyes were still slightly reddish, and her voice He was a little inexplicably hoarse because of the discomfort of his throat, but it didn't affect his mental head at all. Instead, he blinked his pink eyes excitedly, and asked with anticipation:

"So, Mr. Thorn, can I do the same?"

"……kelp?"

——do, what to do?

Probably every recent docile invitation has brought him subtle illusions, and the dog curly spine has almost forgotten the original situation-at first, my wife Natsuno gave him sleeping pills and tried to play with his tongue ah.

Whether it's an idiot who decisively followed after falling in love at first sight, or a sick girl who took sleeping pills as a bug without hesitation, her aggressiveness has always been undisguised. My wife Xia Ye has never been so harmless.

"Well……"

The pink-haired boy blinked his eyes and tilted his head, then raised a cute and cute smile at the magic speller who started sweating inexplicably, and said in a long tail:

"Pretending not to know that Mr. Thorn is cute, but it's actually very simple. Since Mr. Thorn has touched me so deeply, I want to touch Mr. Thorn's tongue, okay?"

"Snake-eye curse pattern, snake-tooth curse pattern, red tongue surface, flexible tongue tip, I have noticed that the vicinity of Mr. Thorn's curse pattern is a place with very good sensitivity, and a super cute reaction will appear when you touch it, right? 』

"There is no reason to reject me anymore, Mr. Thorn has already collected the reward in advance and used it up. 』

『After all, I have been super interested in Mr. Thorn's mouth since a long time ago. 』

……

For a moment, Goujuanji wanted to retract his previous conclusion that "it is okay to do anything to Xia Ye".

... Although it is true that there are many things that can be done, Xia Ye is not showing any weakness and is ready to do it back!

***

"Panda: Yuta, how do you feel?" 』

"Panda: Panda Probe.jpg"

"Otoko Yuta: ... what is Panda classmate talking about?" 』

"Pang Da: Don't pretend to be worrying too much, I heard it all, I heard it very clearly, you must have heard it!" 』

"Panda: Peeking at the Panda.jpg"

"Otoko Youta:..."

"Panda: How do you feel?"How does Yota feel? Does it feel exciting?If you live next to Ji and Natsuno, you will often hear this kind of movement. 』

"Pang Da: Oh, actually, I still feel guilty, because we live next door, so sometimes they have to restrain themselves... give up a lot of ways to play, right? 』

"Panda: Panda sighs.jpg"

"Otoko Youta:..."

……how do you feel?Pang Da actually asked him how he felt?

Yi Guyou felt that he didn't even dare to breathe out, Yi Guyou was too flustered.

...What the hell is going on next door? The super conjurer's hearing is so unreasonable that even he can't control himself!He heard very strange voices one after another, um, um, um, and there were tiger and wolf words that sounded so different... Oh my god, is he listening to the live broadcast of the premium channel?

Yi Guyou sat stiffly on the cold chair, looked down at Pang Da who was still sending him messages on the screen, and then moved his fingertips to silently turn off the notification sound.

... Although, although the next door should be very immersive, at least he hasn't heard the more misleading, weirder sound, so it shouldn't be to that extent, right?

Yi Guyou thought in a panic.

Goujuan, no, no, my wife and descendants are sick, no matter how close they are, it’s true that they are better off than newlyweds, but it’s not at this time... no, no, maybe the other side is just feeding What about medicine?Stop thinking and stop listening!

In the past, only pure love's super magician swallowed his saliva, and almost helped everyone else get nervous together, and then he touched his chest non-stop for self-comfort, and subconsciously touched the ring on his ring finger with his thumb , It took a while to settle down.

Then Yi Gu Youtai looked at his cold room, and remembered the two pairs of slippers that he accidentally caught a glimpse of the door of the classmate Goujuan next door, and he couldn't help but feel bitter and sour in his mouth.

Because no one lived in his dormitory for a long time, it was full of dust, and it took a long time to clean it before he could live in it. However, because there was no people there for a long time, the air was cold, the stools were cold, until now, even the tips of his fingers were wet. cold.

In the eyes of outsiders or those who are not familiar with it, the changes of the super magician Otoko Yuta are almost obvious.

From the trembling and submissiveness when he first entered school, to now just being stared at by the faint eyes, he can feel the coldness and gloom of the younger generation. The gloomy melanin on the lower eyelids makes him look dangerous, but no matter how he looks at it from others Come on, what has happened to Otoko Yuta, but in front of the friends he agrees with, he is still the sensitive and easily flustered black-haired boy in the first grade.

...Well, so, facing the white wall, Yi Gu would listen to the easily distorted rustling from the opposite side, and would be so nervous that he would not even dare to move, for fear of being noticed here Someone overheard their private life and blushed like a tomato...does that make sense?

Pure Love God of War Yi Guyou covered his face in too much pain.

Should he find a time to apply for a change of dormitory?

The next door is really too dangerous... He thinks he can't stand it.

***

It is unknown whether Yigu Youtai’s application for changing dormitories has been reported. Recently, the upper echelons of the college also don’t know what they are busy with, and it is not clear whether they are preparing for a bigger and more cerebral thrombosis. It doesn't matter to the students, they also plan to report a dinner party before they get completely busy, the kind where all the first-year and second-year students will not be absent.

The number of college students in these two sessions can be regarded as the two sessions with the most students. There are four students in the second grade, plus my wife Xia Ye who successfully skipped a grade, there are as many as five students, which can be said to directly break the record for the grade with the largest number of students , there was another Yoshino Junpei who entered later in the first grade, and the number of four was definitely not small.

"There's even a sense of prosperity~"

The bad teacher with silver hair and blindfold raised his tail and said:

"I really didn't expect that there are so many students. Those of us who are teachers are very happy."

At this time, all the students currently in the college gathered together and looked at each other around a barbecue table. There was no other reason than Wujo Wu, who was sitting in the middle of the students with two long legs... He It was uninvited, that's all.

"Actually, we didn't intend to call the teacher."

Panda whispered to Yoshino Junpei, who was sitting next to him, who looked a little nervous: "Ms. Kusakabe didn't come, and Satoru didn't know where he got the news, so he came here very consciously."

Although Pan Da had tried his best to speak in a low voice, but the strongest hearing is not blocked, Gojo Satoru immediately raised his hand excitedly, standing up straight like a primary school student rushing to answer a question:

"Quick answer! Because the barbecue restaurant you came to has my membership--bring me at the checkout to get a discount. By the way, I have senior members in all membership-only restaurants in Roppongi! Gojo Wu plus [-] points !"

No one paid attention to him, only Yu Zhang Yuren yelled "great" because of his worship of money, but as the container of Su Nuo, he can only be regarded as half a curse object now, and he is not a purebred person.

"Come when you come."

Maki of the Chanyuan leaned on her chopsticks in a murderous manner, and a ray of light reflected from her glasses: "When you come, take on the responsibility of being a good teacher and help settle the bill."

"No, but that's not the problem."

The corner of Fu Heihui's mouth twitched:

"We booked just the right seats, a big table for ten people, and Senior Pang Da needs a seat for two people... Now that there is an extra Wutiao teacher, it's a bit too tight to sit up."

——To say it is "compact" is actually a euphemism.

"It's not just 'compact', Fu Hei, you're too embarrassing for the high-spirited adults."

Nagasaki Wild Rose let out a displeased "cut", "It's too annoying to be so tall, he can take up one and a half of the width by himself, not to mention the tatami-style seat, so there's no room for him to sit now."

"If you squeeze—"

Pang Da hesitated again at this point, he looked around, except for Xia Ye and Ji, and the first-year school girls can be called petite, the others are all models with wide shoulders and long legs, he thinks This advice may not be applicable, and then carefully offered a bad idea.

"If you don't mind, just let one person sit in the other's arms."

"..."

The air suddenly froze for a moment. Although Pang Da's original intention was to act as a bone pad for the curse, but as soon as this sentence was uttered, everyone subconsciously looked at my wife Xia Ye and the dog Juanji who were interlocking their fingers.

My wife Natsuno didn't pay attention to the conversation between them. He had been staring at Otoko Yuta's ring finger thoughtfully before, as if he was thinking about something, and suddenly became the center of everyone's eyes. He didn't react for a while, the top of his head was blank Mao drew a circle in bewilderment, and asked rather perplexedly, "Did something happen?"

The dog curly spine was silent for a few seconds, and pulled up the collar with his free hand, but before he could say "dried bonito" to refuse, he heard Nagasaki wild rose raise his voice vigilantly. Wire:

"I don't want to sit across from a sticky couple!"

Yi Gu Youtai and Fu Heihui leaned closer to Pang Da silently—they didn't want to eat dog food either.

So, out of nowhere, Zenyuan Maki finally got the seat.

"Then let Wu take that seat, anyway, he is an uninvited adult."

……

The dog curly spine regretted it.

The dog curly spine retracted the foreword.

Goujuanji felt that his thinking was wrong, not "it's no big deal", but "it's really a big deal"!

It brought him the illusion of "no big deal". The origin is that he sleeps with his arms around a pillow every night, but sleeping and being awake are two different things, just the two of them and having dinner with classmates are two different things, and lying down and sitting are two different things.

Goujuanji's eyes were blank, his chopsticks were hanging, but he had no intention of grabbing food at all—he didn't have to do it anyway, because Xia Ye couldn't wait to feed him once in five seconds. It has fully utilized the talent of a wife, and it does not belong to the category of distress at all, so what Gou Juanji is troubled by is other aspects.

This posture is really inconvenient. Even if Xia Ye is a little shorter than him, there will not be any obvious difference in body shape, but it is impossible to rest his chin on Xia Ye's head. Xia Ye's shoulder.

Even... Leaving other people's eyes aside, in fact, he was a little embarrassed to be so intimate in front of all his classmates.

——Don't mention that he once played with Xia Ye's tongue in full view, it was just an uncontrollable accident, and he was really embarrassed in this situation, even the roots of his ears were red all the time.

and……

The silver-haired second-year student put down his chopsticks, and covered his face with one hand inexplicably with complicated emotions—but now something even more unspeakable happened.

"Mr. Thorn, what's wrong with you?"

The first one to notice something wrong with him is always my wife Xia Ye, who can still maintain the advantage in this fight without gunpowder on the dining table, the pink-haired boy who is fast and ruthless with chopsticks turns back half of his body in doubt, showing a little worry expression:

"What happened?"

Gou Juanji doesn't know whether my wife Xia Ye did it on purpose. He also found out recently that although this pink-haired cat is indeed the same as what he said before, he will not refuse all kinds of things at all, and is even active to the point of enthusiasm. But I have to admit that kittens are really wicked.

The little kitty has a lot of bad intentions, just like pushing the cup over for granted, and then meowing at people innocently.

The guy in his arms turned around, and the curser almost trembled when he turned directly. The dog Juanji didn't know whether my wife Xia Ye had discovered it or not, but the possibility of the former must be higher—at least from the perspective of Fentong. What can be glimpsed in it is meaningful and can be seen in it.

"Mustard, mustard greens."

——No, nothing.

The silver-haired spellcaster replied sweating. There were a few strands of silver hair stuck to the sides of his cheeks, which quickly attracted the hot gaze of the pink-haired boy—don't look at him like this now!Xia Ye, this occasion is very dangerous!

The dog curly thorn almost wanted to gasp, he picked up the drink on the side, gulped it down in one breath, then pulled the coat that he took off because it was too hot, put it on his forearm, and silently looked back. Rubbing for a while, then got up, and pointed outside under the eyes of others:

"kelp."

—I'm going to the bathroom.

……

Watching the spellcaster who left the table with inexplicable anxiety, my wife Xia Ye's pink eyes followed the back of the silver head until the door was closed, and then slowly turned her gaze back.

Minors are not allowed to drink alcohol, so everyone, including Mr. Gojo, drank soda. My wife Natsuno brought the cup of peach-flavored soda to her mouth, took a sip slowly, and then licked her lower lip.

The dull hair on the top of his head seemed to indicate that he was extraordinarily active in his thoughts. When he was swaying back and forth without a moment's stability, Nagizaki Wild Rose, who was looking at the diagonal, couldn't control his fingers, and wanted to cross the rectangular table. Daimao grabbed it and lifted it up.

『Thinking-kun...is that really the case? 』

My wife Xia Ye's gaze flickered for a moment, and then her cheeks flushed. He nodded thoughtfully on the table, and then looked up at the closed door.

"As expected, I really want to follow. 』

"Follow the past, maybe you will meet by chance——if you can, it must be a good opportunity, right? 』

"A more intimate...opportunity. 』

Thinking of this, my wife Xia Ye couldn't sit still—he was never a person who would give up opportunities. Take your chance.

So my wife Xia Ye also pushed the chopsticks with a smile, got up, and said in a soft and undisturbed tone: "Mr. Thorn seems to be a little unwell, I'll go and see him."

What he was going to do probably only he knew, but my wife Xia Ye didn't intend to let others know, he just gave a symbolic notification, and then got up and left without hesitation.

But before he could take two steps, he heard Yuta Oto, who had been quiet all along and could form a duo of shy male high school students with Junpei Yoshino, suddenly said worriedly: "But my wife and classmate I still had a high fever yesterday, and my throat sounded a little irritated, why don't you let me go?"

Pure Love God of War, who hadn't thought of anything for a while, said so with clear eyes, but before my wife Xia Ye could coldly reject him, Pang Da next to him nudged him with his elbow in time, and then lowered his voice, saying that it was useless to be rejected by everyone. The volume heard by people is "lower" reminding:

"Yuta, why are you going to be a light bulb? Xia Ye's hoarse voice must not be due to illness. Didn't you hear it yesterday?"

What he said was a bit thoughtless, but others didn't react for a while, Yi Guyoutai was stunned for a moment, and then seemed to have figured out something suddenly, and suddenly his neck was red all the way to the top of his head, and his forehead was about to smoke .

Chanyuan Maki and Fuguro Hui suddenly dropped their chopsticks, Kizaki Ye Qiangwei who didn't understand was still wondering "what's the reason for that?" He cast a strange glance at the senior who was so jealous, and then turned his attention back to the food.

Only the only mature adult present smacked his lips and sighed in a rather complicated way.

"Minors should pay attention...forget it."

A nonchalant silver-haired blindfolded teacher took a sip of soda.

—Anyway, Thorn is about to reach adulthood.