My Wife's Traditional Performing Arts

Before the exchange match officially started, even if Gojo Satoru looked unreliably tall like a tall kid, he would briefly explain the matters that should be explained in a nonchalant tone.

For example, three-quarters of the students in the Kyoto school can be beaten to death, but a quarter of them must be left behind. Another example is that the principal of Rakuyan Temple in Kyoto slowly proposed it later, even if the Tokyo school knows it is serious. Restrictions, too, will absolutely agree to the request.

"Xia Ye couldn't liberate 'deus', so he lost the chance to lie down and win...Obviously 'deus' can be over after sweeping around."

Pang Da sighed again:

"Satoru didn't say anything, but the principal mentioned to me before that some people above are very vigilant against super-level curse spirits... Just like last year when they clamored to continue to give Yuta the death penalty, if 'deus' is hurt by them When it comes to people, no matter if the occasion is an exchange match or any other place, even if Xia Ye can control it well, it will definitely be super troublesome."

"Salmon."

Curly Thorn also agrees, he and Pang Da have similar ideas.

"There is no difference between Mr. Orihara's evaluation... Mr. Orihara said that the decision-makers in the magic world are all unbelievably stupid. They are a basket of rotten oranges that can't even detect the interest of human beings. Even if no one targets them, they will Soon holding the rotten old bamboo baskets rotted and volatilized. 』

My wife Xia Ye gave an absent-minded "hmm", swiped the screen to the bottom of the diary with her fingertips, glanced at it roughly, then locked the screen and put it back in her pocket, then suddenly remembered something, and asked curiously: "But the big guy from Kyoto was injured by 'deus' before, so it doesn't matter?"

"Dongtang's words, he didn't mention it himself, right?"

Pan Da scratched his head:

"Although he looks like a muscular idiot, Dongtang actually knows a lot of things. When we chased after him, he asked Wild Rose to keep an eye on Zhenyi to prevent her from seeing anything... So as long as Dongtang didn't say anything , and everything else is fine, after all, Xia Ye has controlled 'deus' very well, and the spread of the spell power is not so wide, if you don't pay attention, you won't be able to notice it from a farther position."

"But even so, judging by the current situation, even if 'deus' cannot be used, our side has a greater chance of winning."

Pang Da is also considered an optimist to a certain extent, he only sighed for a while, and soon became optimistic again:

"The competition in the exchange game is the time difference and speed. The time difference is the delay time for the players of the two sides to fight. This is already an advantage after Yuren stopped Dongdang. Maki and the others will try their best to stop the people in Kyoto. As for the speed ..."

『Whoever reaches the middle line at the junction of the two teams first finds the target? 』

My wife Xia Ye unhurriedly opened the coat of the high-collared school uniform, "clacked" the flip cover of the gun bag, and took out the hunting sniper pistol with the heavy handle.

『That is to say, the more important distribution of personnel, in addition to the combatants who are responsible for killing the curse spirits, is the guy who is responsible for searching for the target. 』

"mustard?"

Seeing my wife Xia Ye suddenly take out the gun, Gou Juanji blinked his purple eyes, and asked a question with some doubts.

——He didn't notice the magic power, neither did Pang Da, so why did Xia Ye suddenly make a move to prepare for the battle, what's the matter?

"Well, in this case, it's because I plan to knock down the golden hair flying in the sky in Kyoto."

My wife Natsuno replied in a natural tone:

"I also brought a magnifying scope for aiming. It is very convenient after modification... About 3 minutes? Or 2 minutes, that guy will enter the field of vision."

"It's the content of the diary I saw before. In addition to this blonde girl, there is also a guy from Kyoto who is also within range. Shoot them down as soon as possible, and then ask Senior Panda to solve the mess, so that there will be no light bulbs." 』

"Is it Nishinomiya Momo?"

Pang Da blinked his little eyes: "She can search for targets from a high altitude, which is indeed a bit troublesome... But how do you know, Xia Ye?"

"It does not matter."

My wife Xia Ye replied absent-mindedly, and he took out a scope and a silencer from the waist bag hanging on the armed belt, and put them on deftly and quickly.

"I'll shoot that guy down from the sky. Senior Pang Da only needs to know that this is the established future, and don't worry about affecting our speed at all. My aiming doesn't need such a stable and quiet environment. "

Speaking of this, my wife Xia Ye suddenly paused, and the stupid hair on the top of her head stood up, and her pink pupils looked at the silver-haired spellcaster beside her with sparkling eyes:

"However, it is still easy to make mistakes on the way of fast traveling... Can Mr. Thorn carry the load and keep it stable?"

I don't know much about the use of firearms, so I didn't realize what my wife Xia Ye's purpose is. Gou Juanji just judged whether he can do this superficial problem, and then nodded affirmatively:

"Salmon."

--Can.

——However, Natsuno, what do you want to ask this for?

"That would be great."

Facing the puzzled eyes of the spellcaster, my wife Xia Ye raised her hair, her cheeks flushed again, and he replied in an expectant tone:

"It won't affect Mr. Thorn's actions, because my weight is actually very light."

Dog Curly Thorn: "?"

***

"Oh, this is really..."

Staring at the shared crow vision screen that monitors the students in Kyoto and Tokyo, Gojo Satoru touched his chin, his eyes behind the blindfold were still looking at the corner of the big screen, he clicked his tongue first, and then sighed with a little sigh :

"Why are the students so cute? Is this youth?"

An Ge Ji next to him didn't open her mouth to refute him, but stared at the corner of the same split screen with him. If you look closely, you can still see the reddish face of the teacher who is leading the team in Kyoto.

(Um Ge Ji: So... so sweet and so good, even though she is a student in Tokyo, she looks really eye-catching!)

……

The main goal of the Dog Curly Thorn team is to exorcise the curse spirit, but it is not just the target of the second-level curse spirit. If you encounter members of the Kyoto school, it is also very important to deal with those guys in a timely manner. As long as one more person on the opposite side loses combat power and abstains from voting , the winning rate of your own side will increase a little.

If other interference factors are excluded, their most important purpose is to rush to the area where the spell spirit is most likely to be cast as soon as possible, and the more important point is the footsteps and speed—that is, unless necessary, They all try to avoid stopping, race against time, and run non-stop.

Zenyuan Maki will assign my wife Natsuno to be on the same team as him, except for Natsuno's unabashed "I just want to stay with Mr. Thorn", and considering flexibility and speed, Panda will be temporarily added... some The reason lies in the perception of the mantra, but the more important thing is that when someone comes to obstruct him, Pang Da can hold back the opponent.

"However, now I feel a little redundant."

It's just that Pang Da, who has such a task, is suddenly a little discouraged at this moment, and he said to himself in a complicated tone:

"And it's redundant in every sense..."

"..."

The dog next to him opened his mouth, but he didn't know how to comfort him. Finally, he closed his mouth silently, his eyes drifted away, and he tightened his arm again - this arm was tightly wrapped around his chest A big pink cat cuddling on him.

—Yes, on him.

After asking the inexplicable question "Can Mr. Thorn maintain his balance smoothly after carrying a load?", my wife Natsuno showed a very happy expression when she got an affirmative answer.

Then...before the others could react, he tugged at the hem of the spellcaster next to him without hesitation, and after the other side turned slightly suspiciously, he decisively embraced him with all four limbs.

There are two thin arms around the neck, and the chest is attached to the thin chest of another person. The gun bag that should have been stretched across the chest has been compressed into a thin layer after losing its contents. The shoulders were resting on the chin, and the fluffy pink hair rubbed against the ears and the side of the face, making it a little soft and itchy.

The dog Curly Thorn didn't react at first, he just raised an arm subconsciously, and put it around the pink-haired cat that suddenly stuck to it, preventing him from falling, and then he suddenly realized what my wife Xia Ye was doing.

He could hear the crackling sound of filling bullets coming from the back of his head, and the heartbeat sound of "thump, boom, boom" from his tight chest. In order to fix the whole body on himself, Xia Ye firmly locked it with his leg ring His waist, the whole body is in a state of clinging to him, the movement is so natural, so natural that Panda and Goujuanji didn't even react.

It wasn't until the pink-haired boy stuck to Goujuan's body, wrapped his hands behind his head, hummed a song and began to reload the bullets, that the two of them realized what the question my wife Xia Ye just asked meant.

——It turns out that Xia Ye's "does not affect the speed of travel" refers to this kind of "does not affect"...

It seems, it seems right?After all, they did not stop on their way, and Xia Ye did not interfere with the aiming during the running... He was right from the beginning to the end!

Panda's tone became complicated:

"But, anyway..."

...In any case, he is more stable, right?He is a curse, and his height is more suitable as a stable gun stock.

It's just that he only uttered the beginning of this sentence, and quickly swallowed it back into his stomach - why did Xia Ye grab Ji's body without hesitation?Is this still worth considering?Of course it's because it's more suitable for other people's young couples to post, and this panda of mine is simply superfluous!

So Pang Da took a deep breath of the dog food aroma that spread even during the race, and sighed sincerely:

"...I'm so redundant."

-

Kyoto School, Momo Nishinomiya lost the ability to fight and abstained.

Everything was pretty much the same as what my wife Natsuno had said. In just a few minutes, a blond Kyoto girl flying on a broom appeared within the range of his hunting pistol.

The distance can't be called "close" at all, and the other party didn't even notice the few people on their side. However, Pang Da and Gou Juicing, who didn't understand guns, didn't realize that it was possible to snipe to [-] yards with a hunting pistol. What terrifying precision.

— not to mention the bumpy journey.

"Using a low-injury bullet with an anesthetic effect, and aiming at a non-lethal place, but after all, it is still a pistol used for hunting large brown bears, and it fell from such a high place..."

"Shouldn't you die? 』

My wife Natsuno thought rather irresponsibly.

『If you are held accountable, let Gojo-sensei take the blame. He was the one who said in the beginning that "beat three quarters to death", and I just followed his request. 』

"In this case, our side can be said to be ahead."

Panda sighed:

"The search personnel are also the primary targets. If I'm not mistaken, the guy who was sent to prevent Kei from using shikigami to search should also be a high-level Kamo... But obviously, our side is faster."

Compared to Pang Da's high spirits, my wife Xia Ye acted more ordinary, and reached into the armed pouch behind her waist with her backhand, and took out a small box of ammunition.

"There's one more."

My wife Natsuno said in a light tone.

"During the period recorded in the diary, there were two students from the Kyoto school, one was the blonde girl who had just been dealt with, and the other... didn't look like a living person. 』

"Is it also a curse skeleton? Or a remote-controlled mechanical puppet?"

My wife Natsuno murmured to herself:

"Forget it, it doesn't matter, as long as you are not a living person, you don't have to worry about killing people with solid bullets... After all, the outer shell looks very hard."

『If you don’t use bullets that are more lethal, maybe you won’t be able to do any damage. 』

……

There was another person's warm and thin chest on his chest, and his fluffy head rested on his shoulders. The tremors when he spoke could be directly transmitted to his chest, vibrating along with his heartbeat.

The pink hair is soft, but when it rubs against the side of the face and ears, it still has a sense of presence. The soft voice rings in my ears, and the light breath can blow the hair on the sideburns, too The approaching sound drilled into his ears, making his ears feel a little itchy.

When Xia Ye raises the gun to aim, in order to bear the recoil force of pulling the trigger, he will firmly hold the wrist of his right hand with his left hand, and in order to facilitate this action, Xia Ye's arm will tightly hug his neck , go around to the right to hold the butt.

Obviously there is nothing hindering his breathing, but the dog curly thorn is inexplicably feeling a little nervous, as if his neck is being strangled, and his breathing is not smooth, he can't help but breathe lightly, or hold his breath and concentrate.

Obviously they hug each other like this often, but this time I feel a little strange, even the tips of my ears are a little hot... Is it because of what happened in the lounge before?

Whether it was the arms around his neck or the warm body close to his chest, the dog's thoughts wandered uncontrollably for a moment, until another muffled gunshot sounded in the back of his head. The recoil shook him so much that he swayed, and the dog curly spine pulled his thoughts back.

"Hit."

The pink-haired boy in his arms narrated in a convincing tone, and then seemed to confirm that there was no approaching opponent, and there was nothing to pay attention to, raised his gun, jumped off him lightly, and continued to follow by myself.

His arms suddenly became lighter for a moment. After losing some of his weight, the dog curled his head slightly, and then adjusted his center of gravity. The arms that were originally wrapped around his body to help fix them from slipping also fell back to his side, and the warm heat in his chest disappeared. After turning back into Kongluoluo, he was blown a little cool by the airflow again.

The spellcaster's fingers couldn't help moving slightly, but he quickly recovered. He looked sideways and saw the pink-haired boy who was following closely beside him holding a hunting pistol with one hand, waiting for it to dissipate heat, and then Put it back in the chest pouch.

"Hit the guy... but it doesn't seem to be 'incapacitated'."

My wife Natsuno stuffed the dismantled silencer and scope back into the waist pocket, then re-zipped the school uniform, and then said hesitantly:

"The target is the left shoulder, but the guy's left shoulder shot doesn't seem to affect anything. The explosion of the shrapnel should destroy one of his arms, but... if it's not a human body, it might cause trouble, right?"

Although he is relatively slow in some aspects, but his EQ is still much higher than others, Pang Da immediately understood the subtext of my wife Xia Ye, and almost couldn't wait to pat his chest in response:

"Then let me go, Ji, you and Xia Ye continue, I will be responsible for this obstacle—"

Before he could finish speaking, he was extraordinarily aware of the times, and hurriedly rushed towards the direction where my wife Xia Ye had just shot, with an urgent attitude as if he was chasing some scourge behind him, or chasing him with dog food.

Dog Curly Thorn: "..."

"It's really great that Panda-senpai understood my hint. 』

My wife Xia Ye looked at Pang Da who had resolutely left the team with great satisfaction, and then happily turned her head back. Her wet pink pupils looked at her purple pupils unabashedly, and said with a long tail:

"It's okay, Mr. Thorn, that guy has lost an arm, so he won't be the opponent of Senior Pang Da—then let's continue?"

Dog Curlythorn: "...salmon."

The dog curly spine's eyes couldn't help wandering for a moment.

——Obviously it is normal to continue to search for the curse spirit, why did it come from Xia Ye's mouth, as if to continue some strange things...

Sure enough, it's still the sequelae of being in the lounge before, right?

***

My wife Xia Ye knows exactly how many bottles of throat medicine the dog curly thorn carries.

"Counting the two bottles in my pocket, Mr. Thorn has a limited number of throat medicines... Probably because he thinks that he is only fighting against students from other schools, so he doesn't need such thorough preparations?" 』

My wife Natsuno thought a little worriedly.

"However, it's okay to just fight between ordinary students. When it comes to troublesome things, these few bottles of throat medicine may not be enough. 』

"Mr Thorn, let me take care of such trivial matters, don't waste your 'spell'."

So, he wiped off the round red spots splashed on the screen of the phone with his thumb, frowned slightly, and swiped down the screen while exhorting in a soft tone:

"Don't get seriously injured. I heard from Senior Pang Da that Mr. Thorn sometimes forced himself when he was on a mission, and his throat would be broken...don't do this in front of me, because I will be worried. .”

On the ground next to it, there was a crooked and bloated corpse of the curse spirit. The curse spirit was cut open from the top of the head to the tail by a sharp knife, almost disemboweled. Not volatile, the rest of the torso is slowly and spontaneously combusting into a pile of ashes.

- The cause of the matter is very simple.

It's just that the two of them encountered other curse spirits during their search. With the idea that they would rather kill by mistake than let them go, the dog curly thorn naturally tore off the collar, and only the third-level monsters attacked at most. The curse spirit spat out a sentence [Don't move].

Different spells consume different spell power, and the spread of the spell power must also be maintained. After all, Xia Ye has almost no resistance to his spells. If the release of the spell power is not controlled well, and it affects Xia Ye next to him... then it will There is no telling what will happen.

Therefore, in order to avoid some oolong situations, the dog curly thorn will try to use a milder spell as much as possible. This kind of spell will not burden the throat too much. If you drink at most two mouthfuls of throat syrup, there will be no problem.

It's just that he thinks so, but my wife Xia Ye seems to think that this is a very serious matter.

After saying [Don't move] to stop the curse spirit, the dog's throat was a little dry probably due to the non-stop running for a long distance just now, so he coughed lightly.

It's just that before the cough hit the ground, a viscous murderous intent surged up around him, which frightened him so much that he held back the next two coughs, and hurriedly looked towards the source - originally An Jing The pink-haired boy who was obediently following him suddenly burst into flames for unknown reasons, a pocket knife slipped out of his cuff, his pink pupils did not blink, and with an innocent smile on his face, he gave the spell to the curse spirit without changing his expression. Here came a disembowell.

Immediately, I dreamed back to two months ago, and thought of the dog Juanji who first met my wife Xia Ye in the pool of blood: "..."

During this period of time, there were no missions, so the scenes in my mind were almost occupied by the cute and docile pink-haired cat. I almost forgot that this pink-haired cat who was only obedient to him was actually an extremely terrifying wolf-killing, dog-rolling-thorn Chasing the splashed blood spots with his eyes, he subconsciously swallowed a mouthful of saliva.

"...salmon, salmon, tuna, pickles."

...Xia Ye, it's just an ordinary curse spirit, there's nothing wrong with it.

"How can Mr. Thorn think like this?"

On the contrary, my wife Xia Ye opened her pink pupils in surprise, and looked at him in surprise:

"This is just a very ordinary spell spirit, so you shouldn't waste Lord Thorn's spell on it."

Putting the phone back into the pocket of the coat, my wife Natsuno blinked and said as a matter of course:

"If you waste the curse now, what if you encounter a difficult curse spirit and Lord Thorn is injured?"

『After all, the future diary that was sent just now recorded the guy we met next. 』

My wife, Xia Ye, shook off the remaining blood on the pocket knife, then put it back into the cuff, and raised a well-behaved and innocent face again, the stupid hair on the top of the head was still dangling, but the pink pupils looked a little dark and unclear.

"Superior curse spirits... It's really strange, why do super-level curse spirits appear in the arena of so many weak elementary school students?" 』