My Wife's Traditional Performing Arts

It is the season when the temperature cools rapidly, and several festivals worth celebrating are coming one after another. Even the first-year and second-year students of colleges are still busy with training every day, but young people will also have their own way of celebrating-everyone must gather together Eat sukiyaki together.

The location was chosen in Pangda's dormitory, because Zenyuan Maki and Nagasaki Wild Rose, no matter how manly they are, are real girls, and there is always a subtle discomfort in getting together in a girl's bedroom.

And as for why she finally chose to live in Pang Da's dormitory...

——Because it is spacious enough.

"The dormitory at Kei was good, but that guy Hui brought all the blunt weapons he used for practice back to the dormitory."

Zenyuan Maki said, "Only Panda's dormitory is more suitable. It happens that Panda is a mantra, and there is nothing that would take up space. You can go to the next door to get cooking pots and the like, and they are all in Ji's dormitory."

If it was Ji’s dormitory in the past, let alone the cooking pot, I’m afraid I could only find a bowl of instant noodles and a few rice balls in the small kitchen, but it’s different now. Ever since Xia Ye appeared, Ji didn’t even go to the cafeteria , damn it, is this the benefit of raising a wife?

"At first, I thought about staying directly in Ji's dormitory, but I gave up this idea just to be on the safe side."

Pang Da lay under the four-corner table, stuck out his panda head from one side of the table, and said lazily:

"After all, it's a bedroom with two pairs of slippers at the door. It would be bad if you find something strange."

The fluffy panda bones almost occupy the bottom of the table, which is equivalent to another kind of kotatsu to some extent. The two girls sitting around can stretch their feet on the table. Under the plush felt, in the cold outside air temperature, the feeling of warmth here makes people want to sigh

Nagasaki Yarose lay comfortably on the table, her face was pressed against the table, and she sighed comfortably: "This feels really good."

With the "Pangda Senpai Furnace" comparable to a kotatsu, there is no need to do anything. The preparation of the ingredients is completely left to the virtuous Fuhei and my wife, and the dog roll-senpai went to the next door to fetch oranges for them—shrinking in Eating oranges in the "Kotatsu" and waiting for the sukiyaki pot to be cooked, what a fairy day.

Although the preparation process of sukiyaki is very simple, it is really comfortable to be able to be so leisurely.

"Is that so? Wild Rose thinks so."

Pang Da suddenly said lazily:

"Sure enough, I still haven't really seen it... Maki and I have been prepared for a long time."

Nagasaki Wild Rose raised her head blankly: "Ah? What are you preparing for?"

After meeting Panta's eyes in tacit understanding, Zenin Maki gave her a look of pity that Nagasaki Ye Qianwei couldn't understand.

——Of course it is to prepare for eating dog food.

Wild Rose, as expected, is a young man who has never tasted dog food—this time I will reserve a good place for you to taste enough.

……

On the four-corner low table, one side is left for Pang Da to poke out his fluffy panda head, and five people sit around the other three.

In the center of the table, the sukiyaki pot is bubbling non-stop, and there are bowls and chopsticks around it. When waiting for the sukiyaki pot to be cooked, you can put your feet into the "Panda Brand Kotatsu". Eating oranges leisurely - this should be a particularly comfortable and warm scene.

The sound of chopping oranges sounded, mixed with the boiling sound of the sukiyaki pot. Nagasaki Yeqiangwei looked at her directly opposite, her eyes were full of complex emotions, there were sighs, unwillingness, tiredness and high concentration The sour smell, as if I just ate two catties of lemons.

Directly opposite her, through the steam rising from the sukiyaki pot, the student with tender pink hair was picking up the orange seriously, and dexterously tore off the tangerine veins with his fingers, and then broke off a fat orange petal. Turning his head happily, he handed the plump orange petals to the silver-haired senior's mouth with dark curse marks, and said expectantly:

"Mr Thorn, open your mouth—"

"Salmon."

Nagasaki Wild Rose: "..."

The cheeks moved according to the chewing behavior, and so did the snake-eye curse lines on the cheeks. My wife Xia Ye stared at the round snake-eye lines with enthusiasm, and his throat moved, and he felt that his throat was a little dry.

『Think-kun is so cute when he eats. 』

He held half of his face with one hand, his cheeks were flushed with sickness, his scorching eyes were firmly stuck to the dark curse lines, the heat of his eyes was almost comparable to the heat from the sukiyaki pot, even the next to him Fu Heihui, who was sitting, felt that the air was inexplicably hot.

"A little thirsty. 』

"The lines on Mr. Thorn's mouth are so sexy, I really want to kiss them. 』

My wife Xia Ye let out a mouthful of warm breath, leaned her upper body slightly, her soft pink forehead covered a little bit of her sight, her voice seemed to be mixed with sweet and greasy cotton candy, he asked in a soft tone:

"Mr. Thorn, are the oranges sweet?"

The silver-haired spellcaster didn't seem to notice it. He already had immune antibodies to this overheated gaze, and nodded with a particularly natural expression: "Salmon."

"Yeah, that's really great."

"If oranges are sweet, Mr. Thorn's tongue will be sweet too, right? 』

Fentong was still staring at the dark snake-eye curse pattern, my wife Xia Ye also broke off a piece of orange, stuffed it into her mouth, and then chewed and swallowed slowly. The sweet and sour orange juice stimulated the taste buds, increased saliva secretion, and then mixed it The sweetness is swallowed.

The scorching gaze was completely undisguised, just by looking at it, one could guess what was going on in his mind - did he really want to eat oranges, and this slice of orange was a meal replacement, right?

Chanyuan Maki and Fu Heihui looked at the nose, nose, and heart, focused on the boiling sukiyaki pot in the center of the table, without any distraction in their eyes, and the two who had already gained experience in eating dog food looked at each other and saw clearly at the same time Complicated in the eyes of the other party.

(Pang Da: Oh? I’m just a panda. Pandas don’t know anything, and they don’t see anything.)

Only Nagasaki Ye Qiangwei, who had just realized that she seemed to have choked on a big mouthful of dog food, was shaking in her pupils, and her hand holding the chopsticks was shaking like Parkinson's. After a long while, a "click" cracked from the middle.

—Damn it, bastard!What kind of dog food is sprinkled here, is it great to have a boyfriend? ! !

The only girl in the first grade viciously poked a meatball with her chopsticks, then stuffed it into her mouth, angrily grinding her back molars like she was chewing dog food, but her eyes obviously calmed down, and she just stared at the meatball. The bowl in front of him was no longer ready to look up.

——So why do you have to look up!She finally understood why the tone of senior Maki and Panda's words were so meaningful, it turned out that it was because the opposite party was throwing dog food!

She doesn't want to eat dog food!

……

The dog curled its eyelids, and with a meatball in its chopsticks, it suddenly glanced sideways quietly before delivering it to its mouth.

My wife Xia Ye's position is closer to the table, a little forward than him, so if you look back, he will definitely be spotted, but I secretly look out of the corner of my eye where I won't be noticed.

The silver bangs on his forehead can block most of the line of sight, and can also prevent others from paying attention to his gaze. The magic speller has a subtle thief mentality, and quietly stares at the pink-haired boy's neck.

Xia Ye's neck is relatively slender, and there is still a little frizzy pink hair hanging from the back of the neck. It looks soft and easy to touch. The eyes in his purple eyes flashed, and his fingers couldn't help moving one time.

The back of the neck is very fair, and the touch is the same as imagined. He has verified that it is smooth and delicate. It is so good that people can't help but imagine what it would be like to take a bite—whether it is printed red marks, Or oozing blood, is it the attraction of smearing bright colors on the pure white scroll?

But Xia Ye likes to wear his coat, even if he really has one, he won't be found out.

The dog's thinking was involuntarily diverging to subtle places. He subconsciously ground the sharper teeth on both sides, and then slowly continued to chew the salty meatballs with added ginger.

Xia Ye's face is soft, as soft as his voice, like white cotton candy, he will move when he chews, and he can see the delicate and fast chewing speed like a little hamster on the side of his face, and then put the chewed food along Throat to swallow.

The face is easy to pinch, and you can pinch the cheeks with one hand. The owner of the soft face especially likes to use the tip of the nose to rub his side face when sticking. On the side cheeks, the feeling was extraordinarily soft, as if the whole side of the face was sunk in a small piece of marshmallow, erratic.

There is also Adam's apple, Xia Ye's Adam's apple is not so prominent, but it still has a raised arc, it will move when swallowing, and it moves together with the tendons buried under the white skin on both sides.

A color that is too fair is always suitable for matching with jet black... If, if you can tie a dark belt horizontally, causing you to subconsciously swallow your saliva and move your neck and move your Adam's apple, then it must be——

"Snapped!"

The silver-haired spellcaster slapped himself on the forehead suddenly, and sat upright in the eyes of everyone who looked at him in surprise. Next to him, my wife Xia Ye held up her chopsticks in confusion and asked, "What's wrong with you, Mr. Thorn?" ", the curse word master seemed to be shocked for a moment, and then immediately replied firmly:

"mustard!"

nothing!He didn't think about anything!It was all the fault of accidentally seeing a strange page while looking at the collar, he didn't think about anything at first!

"...?"

The pink-haired boy seemed a little surprised by his "mustard greens" answer, and the pink pupil stared at him twice again, until the dog who was already a bit guilty was sweating, and then moved thoughtfully. opened his eyes.

The dog curly thorn brushed the slightly sweaty silver forehead hair without any trace, and then breathed a sigh of relief.

——Fortunately, fortunately, the heat of the sukiyaki pot made everyone sweat a little, and it was normal for him to wipe it off. There was nothing special about it, and no one would question whether he thought something bad just now.

And as for why he thought of such a strange picture...

The dog curled spine couldn't help but glanced at the neck of the person next to him, then quickly pulled his gaze back, fixed his eyes on his bowl, and firmly controlled his disobedient eyes.

——Because, because, the collar he bought for Xia Ye... I received it.

The model is a bit small.

***

Knotabagi Yuhito's negotiation went very smoothly.

It may be that my affinity is too strong, or it may be that "my wife is my classmate now" casually revealed that this girl monitor is willing to give her trust. Everything was said and done.

"Yoshino suddenly sent me a message that day asking me if he should get revenge if he got enough strength."

The girl wearing glasses took out the phone, knocked a few times and opened a chat window:

"I didn't know what would happen to him at the time, so I directly encouraged those bastards to step on their feet and rub hard... But I don't know if this was a signal, and Yoshino never replied to my message. No one came to the school again."

Rubbing the phone case with her fingers, she hesitated again, and then continued: "And I saw Yoshino talking into the air before, as if there was a person opposite, and then followed that transparent person and left. Into the alley... I didn't dare to follow, and I didn't know who to ask, so I asked Maomao."

"Ah, if you can't see—"

That's probably the curse spirit!

Yuzu Yuhito grabbed the hair at the back of his head, and swallowed the rest of the sentence, beside him, Jiegao Yidizhi already had a very serious expression, he took out his mobile phone and was about to contact Jianren Qihai, and he didn't know what he heard from this passage focus.

"And then? Please tell me what happened next."

Ichiko Keiko replaced Knotabagi Yujin, and continued to ask with a serious expression - if he guessed right, this "Yoshino Junpei" is likely to be in trouble, enough information is a must, and a solution also needs to be solved. Think carefully, because the parties may not even cooperate, which may also be a nerve-wracking problem.

However, for some reason, the corner of the girl wearing glasses twitched suddenly, and her tone became strange:

"That's all I know, and there's nothing else after that, only the messages that Maomao sent me back after two days. Although it looks fierce, the fierce cat is also very cute."

The last sentence blamed the aunt's strong breath, Yidi Zhijie frowned, and then slowly took the mobile phone handed over by the girl, and glanced at the lit chat interface.

"Cute pink cat: If the monitor is worried, find someone to knock him out and lock him up secretly!"In this way, I can only see the squad leader alone, and if I ask every day, I will soon listen to the squad leader! 』

"Cute Pink Cat: If you are afraid that he will run away, you can use sleeping pills, or simply cut off the tendons in your hands and feet, right?This is a little more convenient. 』

"Cute Pink Cat: Ah, it would be more convenient if he has relatives he cares about. It's fine to deceive or threaten. Let the guy's relatives help you to talk together, and the effect will be better. 』

"Cute Pink Cat: Cats Are Cute.jpg"

Yizhi Jiegao: "..."

Yidizhi Jiegao almost dropped his glasses in shock.

This, is this really what a student of a high school of conjuration should say—ah, forget it, thinking about killing Gojo Satoru, a high-level conjurer from time to time, my wife's situation is not difficult to understand... just A little too dark.

It's just that, in his mind, "My wife is so scary, so dark and so cruel", but the girl with the filter on doesn't seem to think so at all.

The girl wearing glasses evoked a bewildered smile, with a loving aunt smile on her face, decisively skipped the first few paragraphs revealing the bloody blackening, and clicked on the last one. Happily speaking:

"Look, cats are cute, aren't they?"

Yuzu Yujin looked at it with his head, and gave him a positive thumbs up: "Oh! It's really cute!"

Yizhi Jiegao: "..."

Yidichi Jiegao wiped off his sweat - he felt that this girl was quite talented as a magician, because magicians didn't have any normal people.

...However, although other things can be ignored, it is a good way to start from the family as suggested by my wife.

He thought, if this "Yoshino Junpei" really possesses the power of curses and has not completely fallen into the camp of curse masters, he can use the method of persuading his parents... At least it will work a little bit, right?

***

In a few days, it will be the exchange match with the sisters of the Kyoto school. After the exchange match, my wife Natsuno will go to Sicily, Italy, in southern Europe, for field work. It may be because the time is approaching. He just received the news today, passport documents and the like Everything has been prepared for him.

It is said that there will be a second-year student there, and the two of them will share the task list in Italy equally, while the tasks in Africa and Morocco will be distributed to other people. It can be regarded as Gojo Satoru trying to find a way to recall the students he brought back to the country. .

Of course, my wife Natsuno doesn't pay attention to Gojo Satoru's student, my wife Natsuno only cares about how long she needs to leave.

『Gotjo-sensei’s statement is that the journey is only a dozen days. If you take the plane back and forth, if the time-consuming journey is eliminated, can the remaining mission time be compressed?If I work hard, I can also compress for a few days, right? 』

My wife Xia Ye huddled on the side of the bed, thinking about it absently.

"Ten days is still too long...and Mr. Orihara has a situation, I don't want to delay too long. 』

The beds in the dormitory of the Conjuration College are not too narrow. Although they still belong to the category of "single beds", it is enough to put two pillows next to each other. Besides, neither my wife Xia Ye nor the dog Juanji are big people. It's okay to barely sleep in a double bed-it will be closer together.

Of course my wife Xia Ye doesn't mind, he is even willing to get into Goujuanji's arms, as for whether there will be any embarrassing scenes... that is not an embarrassing scene, it is an opportunity!

When he thought of this, his face became solemn - that was a great opportunity!It's a pity that Mr. Thorn doesn't want to give him this chance yet, and will even use curses in anger, so my wife Xia Ye hasn't succeeded yet.

"However, I believe that if we continue at the current pace, we will succeed soon! 』

My wife Natsuno thought very optimistically.

"Mr. Thorn is already slowly relaxing. I believe it won't take long before we can become a closer relationship. The progress is going smoothly, and I am very happy." 』

The spell master's progress from blushing at the handshake meeting to sleeping on the same bed as a matter of course, the progress in the middle is extremely fast, and the defense line is gradually relaxed, and he gradually no longer conceals his aggressive possessive desire...

There were even blatant night attacks, and even after that, I didn't object to my wife Xia Ye sleeping on his own bed, and hugging him every day-doesn't this also show that the dog curly spine is actually very thoughtful.

"It will be soon. 』

"Soon Lord Thorn will be mine. 』

My wife Xia Ye squinted her eyes happily, and the pink hair on the top of her head was bent into a heart-shaped arc again. He patted the large space left beside him, and greeted the silver-haired boy who had just stepped out of the bathroom excitedly:

"Mr. Thorn, come to sleep!"

"Salmon……"

However, the spellcaster's reaction was a bit weird, his silver hair was still a little steamy, his eyes were a little hesitant and erratic, the tips of his ears were red, his expression seemed to be a little tangled, and he was holding something in his hand.

Goujuanji didn't hide it very much, after all, he had already got everything, and the strong thoughts in his heart could not be suppressed casually, and the hesitation was just for mental preparation. He quickly calmed down and directed at that The guy who was cheering him to sleep spread his palms.

……

The black leather choker is as thick as a finger, and a small section of double-layer leather is cut in the center, which can be used as an opening for hanging some decorative pendants, but there is nothing on it at this time, so you can only see This is an all black pure leather choker.

"Hey—so Mr. Thorn planned to give it to me?"

My wife Natsuno's pink pupils immediately sparkled:

"It's a gift from Lord Thorn, I'm super happy!"

"It turns out that it's because of this incident that I frequently look at my neck while eating sukiyaki——Ji-kun is so cute!" 』

My wife Xia Ye was still happy quietly, she excitedly moved forward, her eyes stayed on this choker for a moment, and then the corners of her mouth curled up slightly.

"It looks... a little tight, right?Is this what I was hesitating just now? It turns out that Mr. Ji likes this type, which is unexpectedly very contrasting. 』

"However, Tachibana-kun with contrast is also cute!extremely like! 』

Looking away quickly, my wife Xia Ye immediately raised an innocent expression, blinked her pink eyes, and asked in a soft tone:

"Would Mr. Thorn help me bring it?"

……

The material is smooth and tough, and more elastic than normal leather. The pitch-black color does not absorb light, and it reflects a glare of light under the light.

Will it stand out?It will reflect light in the sun and refract light in the dark. It is easy to see the black collar on the white neck at a glance, right?

Unfold the black leather and gently stick it on the fair neck. The color contrast is particularly obvious, just like the "absolute field" that attracted people's attention before, but inexplicably makes people feel that this is more eye-catching-the reason may be , such a fragile place like the neck, is tied with a thin dark leather belt horizontally, to make people pay more attention, right?

I chose a slightly tighter model due to an unknown ambiguous idea. In addition to the accommodation width of the fingers pinched on the edge, there is still a distance between the ends of the two sections that wrap around the neck peacefully. It takes a little force to pull out the choker. The buckle can only be buckled by the elastic extension force. The dog curly spine didn't know what he was thinking, and he stopped inexplicably after pulling in a little.

The air is a bit hot, and the temperature of the water vapor is too high, Goujuanchi thinks, the temperature will affect people's thinking, so it is so smoked that he can't figure out what he has in mind, so he can only follow his so-called intuition inexplicably.

The fingers of both hands are also ringed inside by the black leather. After occupying part of the space, the tightness of the choker is more obvious, and the ring is a fragile throat, so it is visible to the naked eye. I couldn't help scrolling a bit—did I feel some restricted breathing?

In this case, will it be uncomfortable?So it's better to act faster.

So the two ends of the pinched cortex moved a little closer, and the curser raised his gaze upwards, and looked at the scorching pink eyes covered with a layer of water mist for a moment, and then quickly moved his eyes back as if he had been scalded .

Under his hand is the neck surrounded by black leather. I don’t know if it’s because of the uncomfortable feeling. Because of the vague sense of restraint, he uncontrollably wanted to swallow his saliva.

The dog curly thorn didn't blink anymore, and there was no more inexplicable hesitation. When the small Adam's apple rolled again, it tightened the two ends again, tightened the elastic end of the choker, and swallowed the saliva subconsciously at the moment Fasten fastening, the elastic leather is bound to the maximum, and the buckle is closed with a "click".