My Wife's Traditional Performing Arts

Women's clothing, if no one watches it, is just for self-entertainment.

……

Although there are not many courses in the High School of Conjuration, students can have a lot of time to practice by themselves, but just like college students, there will definitely be classes to attend. Going to the classroom to report on two classes - with my wife Natsuno attached.

My wife, Natsuno, abandoned her first-year classmates very simply. She acted together with her classmates once before resolutely joining the second-year team.

A few teachers in the high school don't know the specific situation, but even a few second-year students have acquiesced... You must know that these guys were eager to give some color when Yi Guyouta joined the class, and they were able to get this done so quickly. A few thorns, but they are definitely not ordinary people.

It may be that we have already said hello. After the sister school exchange competition, my wife Xia Ye will apply for skipping grades by solving foreign task orders in large quantities. Still didn't say anything - the headmaster nodded, isn't it just that there is one more student under his name, Yi Gu Youtai can accept him, and it doesn't matter if he accepts another one.

The second grade head teacher who had already developed a strong heart thought so, and silently acquiesced.

At this time, several people who had made outstanding contributions to the strong nerves of the second-grade head teacher had just finished class and were getting together, talking in low voice while walking to the training ground.

"By the way, Xia Ye's women's clothing is really not inconsistent."

Pang Da sighed: "I was shocked when I first saw it in the morning, it's super cute, it seems like Ji has an extra girlfriend."

"Even girls have to bow down."

Maki also agreed, but it was probably because she didn't pay much attention to this kind of entertainment-oriented topic, or admitted that she was a little heartbroken by being compared with boys, and she quickly noticed other aspects: "Wait, Panda, Saw it this morning? Where did you see it?"

Pang Da: "At the door of Ji's dormitory, the two came out together again. They have been sleeping together for the past few days."

Having said that, he lowered his voice again, and secretly turned his head to glance at the young couple who hadn't noticed them, and found that the "girl" with four strands of pink braids and a black suspender skirt was hugging the silver-haired classmate's arm and making pink bubbles , didn't care what they were talking about at all, and then continued to turn their heads and whisper together as a single dog:

"Maki, let me tell you, I suspect that Xia Ye has never stayed in his dormitory for two days at all. The door of Ji's dormitory was not closed before, and I saw a lot of changes inside."

"……what?"

Zenyuan Maki blinked her eyes: "Isn't the boys' dormitory just like that... What else can be changed?"

"Different, different."

Pang Da waved his hand immediately, and after sneaking a glance like a thief, he continued to say in a very low voice:

"Ji's current dormitory has changed a lot. When I was at the door, I almost thought that this place led to a paradise with a hostess... Even the slippers at the door are two pairs, it feels like home."

No, this clearly smells like a wife.

Zenin Maki twitched the corner of her mouth.

"But then again, where did the first grade go?"

After sighing for a while, he felt envious of the winners in life who raised "married wives" in his classmate's "home", and then Pang Da remembered to be serious, and belatedly remembered that there were two fewer people in the large team going to the training ground together: "We have the class together, right? How about benefiting them?"

"After meeting at the entrance of the teaching building, I asked them to run errands."

Zenin Maki said of course:

"I still have to practice in the afternoon. It's too troublesome to go to the school gate and hall to buy drinks after traveling so far. I asked the first grade to buy them first. I'll take their share."

As for why my wife Xia Ye doesn't have to run errands because she is also a "first grader"... Who would dare to ask him to run errands except for the dog.

"The drink vending machine is in the hall not far from the school gate. Is it okay to ask Hui and the others to go there by themselves?" Pang Da asked hesitantly.

"What could be wrong?"

Chanyuan Maki raised her eyebrows suspiciously: "Is there anyone else who is going to trouble them?"

Since the two of them didn't lower their volume after getting rid of the topic of "wife", which was extremely frightening, my wife Xia Ye, whose hearing was within the normal range, heard it, and so did Gou Juanji.

“Salmon Salmon!”

The silver-haired spellcaster immediately took two steps faster, and then made a big cross at his classmate.

"Tuna, dried bonito!"

"That's right, even Ji knows that the principal of the Kyoto school will come today, and the students will bring them too."

Pang Da scratched his panda head:

"Todo and the others will definitely follow, our first graders here... If it's Natsuno, it's absolutely fine, but Megumi and Wild Rose—"

"Will you be in trouble?"

『Even ordinary high schools are like this. Whenever there is a seniority level, there will be bullying of newcomers. Even when I transferred to another school, there were so-called "senior" who wanted to talk to me... But if you "explain" well, They are still very knowledgeable. 』

My wife Xia Ye tilted her head, and the pink braids on her chest swayed, drawing a gentle arc.

"In this case, it's better to pay attention, otherwise Fuguro and Nazaki will be depressed because they are being troubled, and the training efficiency will drop. I need to work harder to help them with special training, and I won't be able to stay with Ji-kun up. 』

『When you go on a business trip abroad, you will never have the opportunity to hang out with Mr. Thorn, so you must seize the time now and stay with Mr. Thorn all the time. 』

So my wife Xia Ye blinked her pink pupils, she didn't have the slightest embarrassment about who would see her appearance as a woman, and even suggested it as a matter of course:

"It's nerve-wracking for classmates to be bullied, so why don't we go and see them?"

***

Fu Heihui felt that Todo Aoi in Kyoto... was very strange.

The students in Kyoto are a bit baffled.

Just come up and ask "what type of woman do you like"...why do you want to communicate the type of girl you like?Is their relationship good enough? Rather, it's the first day they meet, and it's a bit weird to talk about their love preferences with strangers.

And he also denied that his favorite type was "boring", and even attacked because of this incident... No matter who it was, the anger was aroused.

"mustard?"

Noticing the movement here, the silver-haired spellcaster arrived "just in time", uttered "don't move" and then pulled the zipper on his collar, and asked the student who was already covered in blood with some concern. younger brother.

"tuna……"

Gou Juanji pointed to the blood red spot on Fu Heihui's forehead, and asked hesitantly, "Mustard greens?"

Fu Heihui was about to reply "It's okay", but before he could pronounce the first syllable, his eyes suddenly trembled, and he fixed his eyes on the back of the silver-haired spellcaster.

Pink braids, black suspender skirt, knee high boots, garter clips.The edge of the short skirt was slightly puffed up, and it was still swaying with the pace of running, making the absolute white area particularly conspicuous.

The face is still familiar, but...

Fu Heihui's pupils trembled on the spot: "My wife?!!"

Have you and Senior Goujuan already had such a good time? !Women's clothing is arranged?Although he knows that there is no one next door every day, he has long been mentally prepared for you to live together, but in this case, the next step is to fake your gender and register for marriage? ! !

"Boots with heels are a pain in the ass..."

My wife Xia Ye arrived a step too late. He stomped his heels first, then complained in a low voice and came over. He cast his eyes on Fu Heihui's head rather coldly, and then turned his eyes away without paying attention. And look at Aoi Todo who suddenly fell silent over there.

"Mr. Thorn, is he the one looking for faults?"

But before Gou Juanji could answer, Todo Aoi, who had just been given a "don't move" to stay in place for a moment, suddenly had an eye-catching reaction.

The burly man with a particularly advantageous figure took a step forward, his face straightened, he looked extremely serious, and even his eyes were particularly sharp. Dongtang Aoi stared at the pink-haired "girl" skillfully holding the spell master. With one hand, his eyes swept over the flat chest, then the slightly raised skirt, and finally landed on the tip of the small shoe. Only then did he let out a thick male voice from his chest, and asked loudly:

"Dog Curly Thorn, is this your woman?"

The air froze for a moment.

The corners of Fu Heihui's eyes twitched violently, and he immediately turned his head to look at my wife Xia Ye's expression, just in time to see the pink pupils who were also widened in astonishment——Oops, even though it's women's clothing, if you are recognized as the wrong gender, my wife It's not going to get out of control here, is it?

Not knowing what Fu Heihui, who was identified as "boring", was thinking in his heart, Dongtang Aoi took another deep breath, and asked again with burning eyes:

"Dog Curly, before I asked you about the type of woman you like, you only said 'tuna mayonnaise', now answer me, this woman holding hands with you—"

He pointed to my wife Xia Ye who was stunned with Gou Juanji next to him: "Is this your woman?!"

"..."

"He, he, what is he talking about?" 』

"I... I am, I am Lord Thorn's...? 』

"My heart is pounding, I'm so excited!Being considered by a stranger as a couple with Mr. Thorn, does it mean that our relationship is so close that we can tell it at a glance? 』

My wife Xia Ye blinked belatedly, and then her cheeks flushed quickly, even her pink eyes were covered with water mist, and the dull hair on the top of her head was also "tumbling", excitedly. Shake to and fro.

He slowly raised his hand and grabbed a strand of braids on his chest, his eyes gradually transitioned to shine, and even the hair on the top of his head directly bent into a heart-shaped arc, my wife Xia Ye did not hesitate Preemptively opened the mouth and said:

"—Yes! I am! You're such a nice fellow!"

Dog Curly Thorn: "..."

Fu Heihui: "..."

He didn't wait for the answer from the spellcaster, but another righteous master gave him the answer. Dongtang Aoi took a deep breath, but suddenly covered his eyes with his hand, a few tears mixed with the dust on his face Drifting down together, Fu Heihui immediately straightened his back, his eyes became vigilant - when Dongtang was dissatisfied with his answer just now, it was the same posture that made him violent!

"As expected, as expected..."

Dongtang Aoi muttered to herself:

"At the beginning, I had a premonition, what kind of body would you like... I thought you shouldn't judge people by their appearance, but you really still..."

My wife Xia Ye suddenly paused, and the swaying Daimao, who was swaying happily, also slowed down, because he suddenly realized that what this "good guy" said... seemed a little strange.

"It's strange...it feels like his tone is not quite right. 』

The next moment, his premonition came true, because Dongdou Aoi raised his head abruptly, shook off his tears, and said in a particularly sad tone under my wife Natsuno's suddenly stiff expression:

"It's only this small, and it doesn't have a butt, and even its chest is flat! You actually found this kind of woman—a dog curly spine, so you are such a boring man!"

Click.

My wife Xia Ye stared blankly, as if a string in her brain was suddenly broken.

……

"...What happened over there?"

Pang Da, who had just pulled Nagasaki Wild Rose out of the hands of another Buddhist monk, raised his head and looked in another direction.

"Is Ji and Natsuno over there?"

"What happened, Panda?"

Zenyuan Maki put the practice stick back on her shoulders, and looked at it suspiciously:

"That's Dongtang over there, but Ji and Natsuno should be fine, right?"

"what are you guys saying?"

Zenyuan Zhenyi, who was suddenly ignored, felt offended—even if her use of spell power was very low-level, so far she could barely pour it into her weapon, and she really couldn't beat the spell and Maki, but it couldn't just be like that ignore her?

"Oh? Natsuno?"

So Zenyuan Zhenyi raised her eyebrows, she felt that the ability to detect the spell power was much weaker than that of Panda, so she didn't realize what happened on the other side, but showed a mocking smile on the facial features that were almost exactly the same as Maki's :

"Another freshman, right? The name is quite cute, but when I met Dongtang, he is not the type who likes cute women—"

"——It's Natsuno's Deus."

Pang Da was not ready to listen to her at all, but stared in that direction with serious eyes, and said quietly:

"I don't know what happened, but Xia Ye actually released all of Deus... Dongtang didn't hurt the spines, did he?"

Zenyuan Maki was also silent for a while.

If this is the case...

They have personally experienced the power of Deus, but Dongtang is considered a "monster" level of strength, so there shouldn't be any problems, right?

***

"Yoshino Junpei, a classmate who was bullied by the victim."

Yidizhi Jiegao was sitting in the driver's seat, flipping a stack of documents in his hand. Knotaba Yuhito poked his head forward from the back seat and stared at the stack of papers curiously, while Yidizhi Jiegao was still muttering about himself Information obtained from the data:

"His behavior is a bit abnormal, and he hasn't come to school for a while, and the time is particularly suspicious, so I suspect that he may be a curse master... ah."

When he turned to one of the pages, he suddenly stopped, opened his mouth and uttered a meaningless syllable, and then showed a look of sudden realization.

"What's wrong?" Knotabagi Yujin asked curiously.

"I always feel very familiar with Yoshino Junpei's school and classmate information...he was my wife's classmate before entering the high school."