My Wife's Traditional Performing Arts

Yidizhi Jiegao seems to be very accustomed to obeying orders, or it may be that he has some psychological shadow on my wife Natsuno. In short, as soon as my wife Natsuno's voice fell, he began to subconsciously merge the car to the side of the road.

However, it is still necessary to ask, Yidichi Jiegao asked a little tremblingly: "...What is my wife going to do?"

"Go get a crepe."

My wife Xia Ye raised a cute smiling face with no flaws, and tapped the window with her fingertips:

“This crepe in Yokohama is delicious, I recommend it to everyone.”

Chanyuan Maki is not interested in crepes, and Panda, as a curse, has no need for food. Only the dog Curly Ridge looked away from the phone map, and then blinked a pair of purple eyes: "Salmon?"

"Staying together at such a close distance, even breathing is intertwined, so happy and happy!"Mr. Thorn's purple eyes are so beautiful, I really want to kiss Mr. Thorn's eyes - if I do this, will Mr. Thorn blush?Will the eyelashes tremble nervously, will the lips be scratched and tickled? 』

"so excited!I really want to kiss Mr. Thorn, I really want to sleep with Mr. Thorn, I really want to do more intimate things with Mr. Thorn! 』

The heat in my wife Xia Ye's eyes remained undiminished, and the flush of excitement appeared on her face again. He happily replied: "Yes!"

Even if half of it was held down by the hat, the pink hair stuck out from the brim of the hat without hesitation. My wife Xia Ye, who knew the dog language without a teacher, immediately responded enthusiastically:

"There are tuna fillings, and mayonnaise can also be added! Do you like crispy skin or soft skin?"

“Salmon Salmon!”

"Okay! Mr. Thorn will wait for me for 10 minutes, and he will be back soon!"

As soon as the words fell, my wife Xia Ye jumped out of the car happily and sprinted towards the crepe shop, which was a cat and cat, leaving Yidizhi Jiegao stretching out Erkang's hand dumbfounded: "We, we still have to go to exorcise the curse." spirit……"

Yidizhi Jiegao felt grief and indignation in his heart—why!Why are all the students of the Conjuration College infected by Gojo Satoru, buy Kikufu halfway through the mission, and buy crepes halfway through the mission, even the freshmen who have never been with that guy are so casual, how can there be a serious conjurer? look!

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My wife Xia Ye hummed happily, ordered food at the entrance, and then walked towards the back door of the store.

He is holding the mobile phone that never leaves his body in his hand. The brim of the peaked cap is lowered down, revealing only the broken hair and half of the back of the pink head that cannot be covered by the edge of the cap. The collar is also pulled up to the nose. It was dark, with no light in sight.

The screen of the mobile phone is on, the battery level in the upper right corner shows 89%, and the interface shows a series of diaries that just popped up.

"I found someone following me, and the camera at the intersection was also controlled... Is it someone who is interested in the magician, or the guy who noticed me in the car?" 』

"Ability and Secret Service Division? GSS?Or the port mafia? 』

"Will it threaten Mr. Thorn?If the target has nothing to do with Mr. Thorn... Well, even if the target is only me, it is very likely that I will accidentally hurt Mr. Thorn, so I can't just leave it alone. 』

"Let's settle this matter. 』

"..."

"I saw the reflection from the telescope. 』

『Because it is close to the intersection, Director Ichichi drove at a relatively slow speed. I noticed the location of the reflection. It is near this crepe shop, probably on the second floor, or in an alley. 』

"It seems that after finding out that I got out of the car, he resolutely gave up the surveillance. It seems that he knows something about me. Are you coming for me?" 』

"It's not allowed to run away, because if news gets out and some kind of trap is made against me, it will accidentally hurt Mr. Thorn. 』

『Then, where is the guy who was spying on us? 』

"..."

The footsteps were unhurried, and the left hand was hidden in the wide pocket of the coat. My wife Xia Ye lowered her head, her eyes stayed on the screen of the mobile phone, as if she didn't pay much attention to the external environment. Like a low-headed person, because he went the wrong way, he stopped in front of a dead end in a dark alley full of sundries.

The sound of light soles touching the ground stopped abruptly, and the air was silent for a moment, and then there was a crisp "clack-clack" sound—this was the sound of a sharp utility knife being pushed out.

"Hee hee, lucky, I found it. 』

……

Wiping the blade of the utility knife with a paper towel, my wife Natsuno pushed the blade back and put it back in her pocket.

A loaded gun was lying on the ground beside it. My wife Xia Ye carefully avoided the warm and viscous liquid that was spreading on the ground, and picked up the weapon that was just clutched in the palm of the cold sweat. stand up.

"Ah... this model."

After checking the wooden warehouse over and over again, my wife Natsuno sighed:

"It's a model commonly used by the port mafia."

"Could it be an intelligence agent from the Port Mafia?If so, it would be a bit bad - the intelligence department trained by Osamu Dazai will do everything possible to convey the news back. 』

My wife Natsuno puffed up her face in dissatisfaction, and complained vaguely:

"Obviously there is no conflict, but the intelligence department is still paying attention to my news... That guy is really annoying."

"It's been so long, why hasn't he committed suicide yet? 』

Casually put the wooden warehouse in her pocket, my wife Xia Ye picked up the mobile phone that probably belonged to the Hong Kong gangster intelligence personnel, and inserted a USB flash drive into the interface with ease.

『I don’t know if the news passed on has been seen, I hope there is still time. 』

……

On the shattered phone screen, a purple mouse head logo lit up. After waiting for about five seconds, my wife Xia Ye pulled out the USB flash drive, and then threw the phone aside indifferently, walking briskly left here.

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The time to return to the crepe shop was just right, so my wife Natsuno took the convenience bag containing two crepes and returned to the car excitedly.

"Mr. Thorn is really a salty party, right?"

I didn't care about Maki's "dog food is good" expression at all, my wife Natsuno slid to the dog's side without hesitation, holding the same crepe, watching the silver-haired spellcaster with enthusiastic eyes and started Zip the collar.

"If you want to help Mr. Thorn open his collar, can you use your teeth?If he can bite his zipper and pull it down, Mr. Thorn will blush, right?But I will be very happy, if you can find a chance, just do it. 』

"It's exposed, Mr. Thorn will not cover his mouth when eating, but will reveal his cute curse lines... so excited! ! ! 』

"Salmon."

The dog curly spine nodded, then opened his mouth, and took a bite on one corner of the crepe. The curse pattern on the tongue was also caught by the staring eyes for a moment, and my wife Xia Ye's eyes suddenly burst into flames. hot.

"It's the curse pattern on the tongue, I really like it, I'm lustful, I really want to kiss it, I really want to kiss it." 』

"My heart is beating so fast, the oxygen concentration in the car seems to be low, my face is hot, and my body is hot too. 』

"I really want to kiss Mr. Thorn. 』

"I want to kiss, I want to kiss, I want to kiss. 』

……

At first, Curly was able to focus on the crepe, but when he noticed the unabashedly enthusiastic gazes from the people around him, he froze uncontrollably.

This sight... seems a bit familiar.

The pink pupils with fiery eyes were emitting fiery light waves almost next to him, so it was impossible for the dog curly thorn to not notice, and there was a guy with unexplained burning eyes sitting next to him, no matter how nervous he was, he still couldn't eat.

So the dog curly spine turned his head and asked with some hesitation:

"……mustard?"

"It's okay, Mr. Thorn."

My wife Xia Ye replied, but in the next second, he seemed to suddenly think of something, and refuted what he just said with burning eyes: "No, there is actually one more thing."

My wife Xia Ye's gaze was firmly glued to the mouth of the silver-haired spellcaster, sliding from the snake's eye pattern to the soft lips, her eyes seemed to penetrate the barrier, until she saw the snake's tooth pattern on the tip of the red tongue, her eyes were so intense that it almost gave people An illusion that "everywhere the eyes pass by is touched".

The dog curly spine suddenly felt a little cold on his back, he subconsciously swallowed a mouthful of saliva, and the next moment——

A pair of hands climbed onto his cheeks without warning, firmly fixed his head, a fluffy pink head moved closer, the distance was so close that the tip of the nose almost touched the tip of the nose, and the warm breath Intertwined together, the field of vision is completely covered by the familiar pink in a dream one day.

The dog's brain went blank for a moment, and he almost didn't hold the crepe in his hand. He blinked his eyes slowly, and then heard the guy who firmly fixed his head say:

"I'm actually... very interested in Lord Thorn's curse pattern."

A layer of excited pink floated on her fair face. My wife Xia Ye focused her gaze and asked expectantly:

"Can you open your mouth, Mr. Thorn?"

"want to see. 』