My Wife's Traditional Performing Arts

The dog Curlythorn had a nightmare all night.

He dreamed that he was drowning in a dreamy pink pond. The water was stuffy and hot, and it smelled of sweet peaches. The oxygen in his lungs could not catch up with the consumption. The aquatic plants at the bottom of the pond entangled him tightly, and the school of fish swam around him as if they were celebrating, and from time to time, two fish pecked at his face——

So the dog Juanji suddenly opened his purple eyes, turned over and sat up.

"……mustard?"

Bright sunlight came through the cracks in the loose curtains, causing the silver-haired spellcaster to squint his eyes before he could see everything around him clearly.

……

There are two magazines lying on the table, there are bags of rice balls in the trash can, and a coat that has not been washed in time is draped over the back of the chair—there is no pink pond, this is his own dormitory.

The dog Curly Thorn sat on the bed silently for 2 minutes, then turned over and got out of bed, got into the bathroom, and after a while, with slightly messy hair, came out with a toothbrush in his mouth to get his phone.

If there is no accident, Xia Ye's news bombing has arrived, Gou Juanji thought to himself.

——Sure enough, as soon as the lock screen was unlocked, a message popped up like a bomb, and there were some pink-haired cat emoticons in the middle.Curly Thorn was quite familiar with this situation, he skillfully turned the message to the top, and continued to brush his teeth while reading down.

"My wife Natsuno: Mr. Thorn is up yet? 』

"My wife Natsuno: Good morning cat.jpg"

"My wife Natsuno: Today's weather is fine. 』

"My Wife Natsuno: Sky Pictures.jpg"

"My wife Natsuno: When I think that I can have class with Mr. Thorn today, I am super happy! 』

"My wife Natsuno: Because I was so happy, I didn't sleep well last night~"

"My wife Natsuno: Can't wait!I'm here to find you. 』

"My wife Natsuno: Wow, I saw a panda, right next to Lord Thorn's dormitory. 』

"My wife Natsuno: So it's Senior Fat Da~ Senior said Mr. Thorn got up late and invited me to go to the training ground with him first, but I refused because I still want to go with Mr. Thorn! 』

"My wife Natsuno: Cats and cats.jpg"

"My wife Natsuno: I will wait for Thorn-kun~"

The message record turned to the end, and the dog's eyes stayed on the last sentence for two seconds. Then he glanced at the time when the message was sent, and then exited to check the current time.

"...Kim, tuna!"

……

"The way Thorn-kun sleeps is so cute. (Heart)"

"It's cute to get up in a daze to wash up, it's cute to brush your teeth sleepily while biting your toothbrush, it's cute to have the mantra on your cheeks swelled up by the toothbrush, it's cute to run out suddenly to get your phone—" —Hey, are you looking for my news specifically? 』

"So happy, so happy!"Mr. Thorn also cares about me, I like Mr. Thorn even more! (Heart) (Heart) (Heart)』

"Mr. Thorn's eyes widened, his eyelashes are so long, I really like them. 』

"Mr. Thorn ran to open the door in a panic, did you think I had been waiting for him for a long time? 』

"Well... Although I didn't leave at all, I saw Mr. Thorn's sleeping face from the gap in the curtain, but it was a happy thing that made me forget my sleepiness!"I could watch it for a long, long time. 』

"But Thorn-kun cares that I've been waiting for him... this makes me super happy!I really like Mr. Thorns! (Heart) (Heart)』

With a "click", the door lock was opened from the inside. My wife Xia Ye put the phone back into her pocket leisurely, then turned her head, showing a small canine tooth, and smiled happily at the silver-haired spellcaster , greeted happily:

"We finally meet again, Mr. Thorn!"

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Probably because the dog Curlythorn left the impression of being "very clingy", "closer to the social distance than ordinary people", or "likes to hold hands very much", or the speller has never encountered a disease You idiot, you really don't have any sense of self-protection.

In short, when my wife Natsuno squeezed her finger into the other's fingertips again with ease, he didn't notice the slightest resistance, and the silver-haired spellcaster only froze for a moment at most.

"It's good news. Mr. Thorn is familiar with holding hands so quickly, so he must be familiar with hugs and kisses soon afterward, right?" 』

"The initial sense of distance has been completely broken, and we can be more intimate~"

My wife Natsuno made a quick decision.

"Then, let's find a way to have a larger body contact with Lord Thorn, shall we?"I believe Mr. Thorn will adapt quickly. (Heart)"

My wife, Natsuno, was in high spirits. He had an "I'm so happy" vibe all over him, and the background seemed to be raining pink flowers.

The dull fur on the top of the head seemed to sense the master's good mood, and stood dangling on top of the furry pink head, causing the dog Curly Thorn to look up uncontrollably.

This hair... so active.

The dog curly spine pulled up the collar, and his eyes stayed on the warm pink hair for a while, and then looked at the moist pink pupils who noticed his gaze for two seconds.

Goujuanji sniffed the faint peach-sweet scent in the air, and silently looked away.

……

"You, you are..."

On the training ground of the High School of Conjuration, Zenyuan Maki was wearing a sportswear that is easy to move around, holding a long naginata in her hand, and was staring dumbfounded at the two people who came together—one of them was a classmate she was familiar with, The other was a pink-haired boy whom he had never seen before, with fluffy hair and a cute face.

But the point—hand in hand, fingers interlocked.

The dog curly spine also didn't think there was anything wrong with it. He held one hand with the cute boy, then lightly raised the other hand, and greeted them with a natural attitude: "Salmon."

Zenin Maki's glasses slipped two centimeters down.

Interlocking fingers!This is such an intimate gesture, it's impossible that Thorn doesn't know what it means?

Pang Da told her just now that Thorn would bring a first-year to train with him today, and his tone was extraordinarily complicated... She didn't understand what his tone meant before, but now she seems to understand.

"Ah, by the way, I haven't told you yet."

Then Pang Da remembered something, turned his furry panda head, and said quietly:

"He was waiting at Ji's door in the morning, and I chatted with him a few times... He seems to be the person Ji has been chatting with these days, so that's it, he's in a relationship."

No, wait, even if Ji is addicted to online chatting, it has only been for nearly a week, right?It's true that the spellcaster has some language difficulties in finding a girlfriend, but did Thorn find a boyfriend directly? !

Moreover, their progress is too fast!

Zenin Maki gasped.

……

High school of conjuration, a training ground.

"Is Xia Ye's physical skills very strong?"

Goujuanji recalled the bloody fire ax and the curse spirit that had been chopped into dumpling stuffing, and nodded affirmatively: "Salmon."

Under the gaze of the pink-haired cat with a cute smiling face, Zenyuan Maki, who was quickly attacked, turned her head and stared at the pink-haired boy with an innocent face next to the spell master, eager to try:

"Then do you want to practice with me?"

My wife Xia Ye's response was to tilt her head pretending to be innocent: "Are you using a weapon?"

"The muscles are tight and smooth, and the breath is also very calm. Such a heavy naginata can be manipulated like an arm. Her physical skills are quite strong." 』

Zenyuan Maki said heartily: "Panta keeps my magic tools, but if you are not used to using magic tools, I can also use them empty-handed."

Pang Da on the side raised his bear paw: "I have all kinds of weapons here."

"Hey... this is actually not necessary."

My wife Xia Ye blinked her round pink pupils, tapped her cheek with her index finger, then spread her other hand towards them, and said in a soft tone:

"I'm fine with this 'weapon'."

……

Zenyuan Maki looked over, and her eyes fell on the "weapon" spread out in her white palm.

——It was a ballpoint pen with a plastic shell.

*******

"This is the information for new students—"

Gojo Satoru tilted his head, held his phone between his shoulders, flipped through a stack of documents quickly in his hand, then turned back to the first page, bent his knuckles and tapped the portrait photo in the upper left corner of the document, and commented with a smile: :

"Although the face is very obedient and cute, it doesn't seem like a well-behaved child."

"He's currently working with the second graders."

Noctua Moth's voice came from his mobile phone, "But you are still the head teacher of the first year. When will you come back?"

"Hey... Maybe I'll be in two days?"

Gojo Satoru turned his head, glanced at the guy lying unconscious on the hospital bed, and pondered for two seconds:

"I also have a fancy freshman here, but before he enters school, I have to go back and chat with those timid old things."

There was silence on the other side of the phone for a while, and then he asked, "It's about high-level people, the freshmen you're talking about..."

Gojo Satoru was very excited, and he snapped his fingers:

"After eating Su Nuo's finger, not only did it not explode with a bang, but it even suppressed the spirit of Su Nuo~ How about it, is it interesting?"

……

Ye Mozheng continued to knit on the right way, and the mobile phone in the call was placed beside him, and he turned on the speaker. He said in a leisurely manner:

"Even if the situation is special, the freshman must pass my assessment before he can enter."

"No problem~ I still have confidence in him."

Gojo Satoru said frivolously on the other end of the phone:

"As for the other freshman, I'll have a look when I go back... The kid who comes out of Yokohama, I believe it will be very interesting."

"Maybe it will take a while for you to come back."

Noctua Zhengdao stopped knitting and pushed the sunglasses on the bridge of his nose - half of his sunglasses were intact, but the other half had a corner broken for some reason.

"The second grade has a mission tomorrow, and he will go with it." Ye Mozheng said.

"--Oh?"

Gojo Satoru made a long ending sound, as if asking casually:

"where is it?"

"Yokohama."