Dead wood fills the pillars

Daoist Ling Yun looked at Ji Wudi with relief, "Unexpectedly, Master Ji would not forget to help the poor and the needy while being obsessed with martial arts. It is really admirable."

Zuo Siwen smiled and thought: It's a pity that he helped the brothel and the casino.

Ji Wudi couldn't help being humble.

Daoist Ling Yun said again: "It's a pity that Daoist Poor was born at an untimely time. In previous years, his birthday always coincided with Master Ji's typhoid fever. I hope this year will not."

This is a strong statement.

Zuo Siwen winked at Ji Wudi frequently.

As expected, Ji Wudi sighed regretfully: "I also think that the Taoist priest should choose a warmer weather to be born."

……

Zuo Siwen's eyes almost fell out of the window.

Daoist Lingyun said calmly: "It's a pity that my mother didn't think carefully enough."

Zuo Siwen really wanted to find a stick to knock him out, but it was better than standing here and listening to their weird conversations in weird tones.Turning to look at the two little Taoist priests Qingquan Qingxin, they also had an expression of wanting to smile.

Shang Que and Zhong Yu just came out from inside, Zuo Siwen took the opportunity to divert Taoist Ling Yun's attention, not only introducing the origin of the two martial arts, but also giving a gift of their great achievements from childhood to adulthood.

He spoke so gaudyly that Shang Que and Zhong Yu were dizzy.Unexpectedly, Guardian Zuo could even say that they picked up a copper coin on the road and handed it over to the old sect master.It's really... too overdone!

So, while Zuo Siwen was taking a breath, Shang Que and Zhong Yu said at the same time that trivial matters are not worth mentioning, and they want to know the future and break it down next time.Saying that, they sent Lingyun Daochang Huan to the guest room together.

After they left, Zuo Siwen immediately lowered his face, and followed the cheerful Ji Wudi all the way to the kitchen.

Ji Wudi poured a bowl of water in the kitchen, drank it all in one go, and was about to leave when he turned around and saw a face black with resentment staring at him quietly.

"Azuo." Ji Wudi patted his chest, "If Ayou sees you looking at me like this, he will misunderstand."

The resentment on Zuo Siwen's head grew heavier.

"Azuo. Actually, it's not that I don't love you, but..."

"Gate, Lord!"

Usually, when Zuo Siwen spoke with his teeth bared, it meant that his anger had burned to the chest.That's why Ji Wudi followed suit and settled down.

"Master, I remember I taught you how to deal with today, right? Why didn't you say the same?!"

Ji Wudi pointed his fingers and said aggrievedly: "Zuo, I think I should show my personality. The words you said are similar to what my father said. It's so uncreative. If so, you might as well hug my father by yourself to the spirit seat."

Zuo Siwen gritted his teeth, "...the personality of going down the mountain to have fun?"

Ji Wudi smiled flatteringly and said, "I explained it very well. Being chivalrous and fighting for justice is in line with the style of the head of the Huihuang Sect. Daoist Ling Yun is also very satisfied and praises it very much."

"Then choose a warmer weather to be born, so what's the matter?"

Ji Wudi proudly said: "Actually, what Daoist Ling Yun would say today, I thought of it last night. I just thought, your way of blindly apologizing is too far-fetched, too perfunctory, and too insincere. I think we should Turn passive into active. Why do I get typhoid fever every time on his birthday? It’s because his birthday is too untimely! You see, Daoist Ling Yun will not only not be able to blame me, but also feel guilty and remorseful.”

Zuo Siwen no longer had the strength to grind his teeth.

Ji Wudi put his arm around his shoulders and said, "Now is the critical moment for us to help each other and send Daoist Ling Yun away together, so we should stop biting dogs."

……

The master has always been like this.It has been like this since childhood.

Anyway, I have endured for so many years, and this time is not bad.

... I will hold back, hold back, hold back!

Zuo Siwen wiped his face deeply, and then said lightly, "Fortunately, I finally drew his attention away." This was the only bright spot of this morning.

Shang Que happened to come in to find water, and when he saw them, his eyes lit up, "By the way, Sect Master. Just now Daoist Ling Yun asked me to send a message, saying that he was sorry for his mother's mistake. What does this mean?"

Zuo Siwen poured the water from the teapot directly on his face.

"..." Shang Que licked his dry lips, and said with a dry smile, "Ah, Zuo Hufa is so thirsty?...Did you drink it all?"

After finally getting away from Zuo Siwen, Ji Wudi ran to find Xia Hui in high spirits.

Xia Hui was lying unconscious on the bed.

Ji Wudi pushed open the latch with a wire, and swaggered into the house.

Xia Hui opened his eyes when he heard the sound, and saw Ji Wudi's body flying towards him.

"Master!" He hurriedly sat up and caught him with all his might.

Ji Wudi stared at his face, looked left and right, and then concluded: "It's the first time I found that Master Xia is very attractive."

Xia Hui was so nervous that he could hardly speak, "Master, door master, what are you doing jumping up?"

"Axia." Ji Wudi looked extremely serious, "Actually, there is something I've always wanted to tell you."

Xia Hui gulped.

"Axia, actually I..." He lowered his head slowly, then slowly raised his head, his eyes were melancholy and tangled, "I've been waiting for you..."

"Sect Master!" Xia Hui thought of the rumors about the Sect Master's habit of cutting off his sleeves, and panicked in his heart, "I am going to marry a woman as my wife!"

"..." Ji Wudi looked at him inexplicably, "I have been waiting for you to bring me the cricket. What does this have to do with you marrying a woman as your wife?"

Xia Hui stammered: "Didn't the sect master just say that I am very attractive?"

"That's right. I always thought you were ugly, but now that I look at you carefully, I feel that your eyes are eyes and your nose is a nose. You can still see."

Xia Hui choked, "What did the door master jump on the bed for?"

Ji Wudi took it for granted, "I'm here to wake you up."

Xia Hui: "..."

Ji Wudi jumped out of bed and turned around the room, "Where are the crickets?"

"on the table."

Ji Wudi turned his head and saw that there were indeed two bamboo tubes.He opened the lid of the bamboo tube, and the cricket was lying inside. After observing for a while, he nodded and said, "It's not bad to find something like this in one night."

Xia Hui said: "Sect Master, in case Guardian Zuo asks."

"Don't worry, don't worry," Ji Wudi waved his hand nonchalantly, "I will never say that you gave it to me."

Xia Hui breathed a sigh of relief.

"I'll say I came to get it from your room myself."

"..."

Ji Wudi happily ran to the bamboo house where Qi Zizhong lived in Houshan with the two crickets. "Zizhong, I'm here."

Qi Zizhong was eating lunch, when he heard this, his hands shook, and a spoonful of soup was placed on his nose.

Ji Wudi stuck his head in through the window, "Zizhong, you eat really early."

Qi Zizhong put down his spoon, took out a towel and wiped his nose, and said, "I'm going to deliver food to the ten evil prisons later."

"Well, I'll wait for you to go together." Holding two bamboo tubes, he leaned over the window and looked at him eagerly.

Qi Zizhong hesitated for a while, "Should the master use it together?"

Ji Wudi climbed in through the window on all fours, and sat opposite him.

……

Qi Zizhong served him a bowl of rice.

Ji Wudi began to eat vigorously.

Looking at his eating appearance, Qi Zizhong suddenly felt as if he had passed away.If it was Ji Huihuang, he definitely wouldn't eat like this.Chopsticks and bowls should be re-soaked in warm water, dishes should have less salt, and rice should be soft and hard.Even the chairs are too high or too short.

Just when he was in a trance, Ji Wudi had put down his chopsticks, wiped his mouth with his sleeve, and continued to look at him eagerly.

Qi Zizhong recovered and continued to eat.After only two mouthfuls, he couldn't stand his fiery gaze, put down the bowl and said, "Let's go."

Ji Wudi smiled and said, "Zizhong, you are so kind to me."

Qi Zizhong said: "Master, please treat me better."

Ji Wudi's eyes lit up, "Zizhong, tell me, how do you want me to treat you well? Although I don't have gold and silver mountains, I still have gold and silver ingots."

"It's better if you come here a few times less."

Ji Wudi thought for a while and said, "I originally wanted to come three times a day, but since Zizhong said so, I'll come twice a day."

"..."

When he arrived at the ten evil prisons, Qi Zizhong delivered meals from door to door.

Ji Wudi ran to the last house familiarly.

Yuan Aozai was already standing behind the iron gate waiting for him.

"Do you think I brought something good?" Ji Wudi raised the bamboo tube in his hand as if offering a treasure.

Yuan Aozec raised his eyebrows and said, "It can't be a cricket, can it?"

Ji Wudi was stunned, "How do you know?"

"..." Yuan Aocai turned around and left.

"Hey, even if you guessed it, let's take a look. It's really good. It took a lot of hard work to find it." Ji Wudi waved behind him.

Yuan Aozec turned his head, stared at him for a while speechlessly, and then said to himself: "I must be full to eat, so I have expectations for him."

Ji Wudi felt wronged and said, "It's really a good cricket."

Yuan Aoce sat behind the desk, picked up the book and began to read.

"Just take a look at it, and you will fall in love with it." Ji Wudi held up the bamboo tube, tempting desperately.

"..."

"Is it because you are afraid of falling in love with them that you dare not look at them?" Ji Wudi changed to the aggressive method.

Yuan Aozec wished he could put his head in the book.

Qi Zizhong sent food all the way here, and respectfully said: "Mr. Yuan, please have a meal."

Yuan Aozec put down the book, looked at Ji Wudi who was still salivating and stood aside looking at him, and said, "Drive him away."

Qi Zizhong wondered: "He is the master of the Huihuang Sect." So it's not that he doesn't want to catch up, but he can't.

Ji Wudi smiled heartlessly and said, "Yes, I am the door owner. The land under your feet is mine, the table in front of you is mine, and the book on the table is also mine."

Yuan Aozec said coldly, "If you open the door, I'll leave right away."

Ji Wudi stared at him affectionately and said, "But I can't bear you."

……

Yuan Aozec picked up the book and held it in front of his eyes, blocking the obtrusive face outside the iron grid.

Ji Wudi rushed out again unwilling to be lonely, "And you have eaten so much of me, your people are mine too!"