Dead wood fills the pillars
Chapter 1 Gate Master Invincible
Ji Wudi was woken up by being splashed with cold water.
The first thing he said when he opened his eyes was: "Cuihua, why do you grow a beard?"
Zuo Siwen's face contorted for a while, then gritted his teeth and said with a smile: "Master, have you gone to Yihong Courtyard again?" The word 'again' vividly interprets the raging anger in his chest.
Ji Wudi blinked, and after seeing the person in front of him clearly, he sighed and said, "Zuo, I'm a man."
"Then marry a wife as soon as possible!"
"But Ah Zuo, I only like men." Ji Wudi said sadly, "I said I was a broken sleeve!"
Zuo Siwen laughed back angrily, "A broken sleeve who visits brothels all day long?"
Ji Wudi twisted his sleeves shyly, "I'm here to ask my sisters how to win a man's heart. Zuo, you never understand my heart."
……
Zuo Siwen covered his face and retreated.
When You Kongwu came in, Ji Wudi had just dried himself off and changed his clothes.
"Oh, Ah Zuo is acting like a baby to you again?" Ji Wudi patted him on the shoulder pretending to understand, "It's unfortunate to have such a lover."
The corner of Kong Wu's mouth twitched, "Master! Zuo Siwen has nothing to do with Lao Tzu, don't keep pulling us together!"
Ji Wudi said: "Ayou, this is your fault. No matter how bad a wife is, she is still a wife."
Kong Wu jumped on the right, "I told you, that dead scum has nothing to do with me!"
Ji Wudi blinked and said: "This kind of thing has nothing to do with farts, it has something to do with butts."
……
You Kongwu was left with only angry gasps.
Ji Wudi said: "Ayou, sometimes you should persuade Ah Zuo. He always comes to my room while I'm drunk, I don't care, but if it spreads, it will be bad for his reputation."
You Kongwu also withdrew.He rushed out.
Shang Que, Zhong Yu and Xia Hui came together.
Ji Wudi was drawing and writing.
Shang Que smiled and said, "The door master is practicing calligraphy?"
Ji Wudi said: "No, I just think that the lines drawn by Wu Daozi are not smooth enough, so I will correct them."
……
Shang Que thought, Zuo Hufa loves painting the most, luckily he didn't see it, otherwise he must be so angry that he vomited blood.
Zhong Yu lowered his head and pretended to be bored.
Xia Hui said, "Master, when are you going to practice?"
Shang Que looked at him with admiration.As expected of the famous two hundred and five of the Brilliant Sect, he really has no brains to speak so straightforwardly.Every time he thought of entrusting such a person with the responsibility of keeping the door of the Brilliant Gate, he felt that he could not sleep well.
But Ji Wudi did not lose his temper.In fact, he has always been a good-natured man.
"Yes. As the head of the Huihuang Sect, one should practice diligently, so as to maintain the leading position of the Huaihuang Sect in the martial arts world."
……
The far-leading position of the Brilliant Sect in the martial arts has nothing to do with your martial arts.It only has something to do with your father's martial arts.If it was up to you, the Brilliant Gate would have been disbanded hundreds of times long ago.
Shang Que, Zhong Yu and Xia Hui thought at the same time.
Ji Wudi suddenly slapped his head and said, "I remember Ah Zuo said a few days ago that Wudang Lingyun's 100th birthday is coming soon. Although I can't personally congratulate him, I should give something. Well, after living for [-] years and not dying, with The bastard is quite similar. Why don't I give him a bastard made of pure gold, do you think it's okay?"
When Ji Wudi started to come up with random ideas, it meant that he was not in a good mood at the moment.
So Shang Que and Zhong Yu said very understandingly that such important matters should be taken care of by Zuo Hufa, and it is inconvenient for them to intervene.
Only Xia Hui was still yelling, "Sect master! Bastard is a curse."
Ji Wudi was surprised: "Could it be that I said, you bastard, are you scolding you?"
Xia Hui nodded and said, "Yes."
"Oh." Ji Wudi said, "Then we can't send Daoist Lingyun Wang Ba."
Xia Hui echoed, "I can't send it away."
"Then give it to you."
"……what?"
Ji Wudi smiled innocently, "Such a good idea cannot be wasted."
So, the left and right Dharma protectors painted paintings, and those who practiced swords went to practice swords.
As a result, the hall masters of the upper, middle and lower halls went to admire the flowers, in a daze, and in a tangle of entanglements.
Therefore, the unattended Master Ji decided that for the sake of the Brilliant Gate, he should not only improve his painting skills, but also his piano skills, so as to truly be all-rounder in both civil and military affairs, both internally and externally.
Excitedly came to the gazebo with the zither on his back. As soon as Master Ji plucked a string, the buttocks were still warm, Shang Que rushed to express that the pavilion had been in disrepair for a long time and could not bear the burden of being around the beam for three days. Please find another better place.
The master Ji, who was secretly happy because of the "three days around the beam", came to the outside of the training ground after caring about the repair plan of the pavilion.This place is empty, without pavilions and beams, which is very suitable.
Just as Master Ji was about to sit down cross-legged, he saw You Kongwu suddenly soaring up from the practice field and falling in front of him like a heavenly soldier!
"Is the sect master here to practice martial arts?" The war-thirsty light in Kong Wu's eyes has not faded, and the veins in the hand holding the knife are exposed.
Gate Master Ji slowly stood up straight, calmly pointing out what needs to be corrected in the series of movements just now.
You Kongwu was shocked when he heard this, and kept muttering to himself: "When you jump up, you should straighten your left leg and bend your right leg, put your right hand over your eyes and look around? When you land, you should cross your legs and fold your hands together." What?... Isn't that on the ground? What about the knife in your hand? Could it be on your knees? Sect Master, I think your posture..." The discussion stopped abruptly.
It was empty all around.
Sect master, escaped.
Ji Wudi came to the back mountain with the guzheng in his arms.
Under the vast blue sky, the mountains are green and the water is white, there are many green trees, and the flowers are fragrant.
He is satisfied.Only such a pleasant and quiet scenery can match his peerless piano sound.The only regret is that this Ji Boya has not met the legendary bosom friend.
Thinking about it, he felt a sense of loss in his heart, he moved his fingers, and the sound of the piano flew around.All of a sudden, the birds were amazed, and the beasts migrated.
Only the piano player is unaware, immersed in the sound of his own piano.
pat.
There was a sound of falling objects.
Ji Wudi's body shook, and he turned his head in disbelief, staring straight at the gray-clothed old man who was frozen behind the stone.
"Ziqi!" He called out affectionately.
……
The gray-clothed old man slowly came out from behind the boulder, leaned over to pick up the eight-layer food box, cleaned up the scattered wooden bowls and tubs, and then bowed to Ji Wudi: "See the door master."
Ji Wudi put down the piano, rushed to his side, and said excitedly: "Ziqi! You finally appeared, do you know that I have been waiting for you?"
The gray-clothed old man said calmly, "Send me to the sect master, old man Qi Zizhong."
Ji Wudi looked at him sadly, "...can't you read it backwards?"
Qi Zizhong was expressionless.
"Then did you just stop because of the sound of my piano?"
If it's okay to be shocked... Qi Zizhong nodded reluctantly.
Ji Wudi was so moved that he grabbed his hand and said firmly: "Oh, Zizhong! You are the soulmate I have been looking for. We will be together forever in the future. You pass by with firewood on your back every day, and I will play the piano for you every day." listen."
……
Qi Zizhong withdrew his hand and said calmly: "Master, I am here to guard the ten evil prisons under the order of the old master."
Ji Wudi blinked, "Ten evil prisons?"
Qi Zizhong said: "Yes. It is the place where the old sect master imprisoned the heinous devils in the world."
Ji Wudi was surprised: "We have something like this in the back mountain?"
"……Have."
"When was it?"
"When you are not weaned, door master."
"No wonder I don't know." Ji Wudi found an excuse very well.
"..."
Ji Wudi looked at the food box in his hand, "Then where are you going now?"
"Deliver food."
"But it's already spilled." Ji Wudi rolled his eyes, "Anyway, it can't be delivered, why don't you listen to me playing the piano?"
The corner of Qi Zizhong's eyes twitched, and he said quickly: "Sect master, the old sect master once explained that even in the face of heinous criminals, we should still cherish benevolence and righteousness, and should not be ignored."
"Oh. Then I'll go with you." Ji Wudi said with a smile, "After delivering it like this, you can listen to the piano for a while longer."
Qi Zizhong: "..."
The mountains are steep and the paths are winding.
Qi Zizhong walked lightly and quickly.
Ji Wudi was holding the zither and stumbled as he walked.When the sleeve was scratched by a tree branch No. 13, he finally couldn't help saying: "Zizhong, my clothes are torn."
Qi Zizhong stopped in his tracks, turned his head and said, "The sect master's body is a thousand pieces of gold, it's not suitable to run around, let's go back."
Ji Wudi felt wronged and said, "I don't know the way, is Zizhong going to send me off?"
"Master, there is only one road here. Just follow it."
"I mean, I don't know the way."
"..."
After walking a few feet, Ji Wudi finally abandoned the guzheng by the side of the road in confusion.
Qi Zizhong looked at the lonely guzheng, and couldn't bear it: "Master, why don't you let me get it."
Ji Wudi stared at him affectionately and said, "It's okay. As long as I can accompany Zizhong, let alone a guzheng, even the entire Brilliant Sect, I'm willing."
Qi Zizhong's footsteps were messy.He looked at the road ahead, feeling sad in his heart - he thought that Qi Zizhong had been an upright and upright person all his life, and although he was sadly defeated by Ji Huihuang, he lost in an upright manner.I didn't expect that Lao Lai would be charged with the crime of being an old face, harming the sect, and charming the sect master!
"But Zizhong," Ji Wudi continued slowly, "Even if I'm willing to give up the Brilliant Sect, the Guardian Hall Master and the others probably won't. So you don't have to get too entangled in such an impossible thing."
"..."
The ten evil prisons are located on the hillside of the back mountain, where the leaves are hidden.
Ji Wudi followed behind Qi Zizhong, bent down and entered the cave.
Although the entrance of the cave is airtight, the inside of the cave is very dry and comfortable.
On the right side of the cave is a long row of oil lamps, about tens of feet long, illuminating the inside as bright as day.On the left are cells, each about two or three feet long and four or five feet wide.Beds, tables and chairs are all available.
Qi Zizhong bent down, took out a bowl of rice and a plate of mixed meat and vegetables from the food box, and placed them one by one in front of the prison cell's iron bars.
In the first cell lived a bearded burly man, he didn't take the bowl, but just stared at Ji Wudi.
Ji Wudi cupped his fists and said, "It's a pleasure to meet you."
"Are you Ji Huihuang's son?" the bearded man asked.
"Exactly."
"Where's your father?"
Ji Wudi said without changing his face: "Dead."
The curly bearded man was surprised: "How could he die?"
Ji Wudi said: "It's too much to think about, I'm so worried."
The bearded man suddenly yelled at Qi Zizhong like a nightmare: "Is he really Ji Huihuang's son? He is really Ji Huihuang's son?! How could he be Ji Huihuang's son? How could Ji Huihuang have such a son?!"
Ji Wudi replied seriously: "He fucked my mother, and my mother gave birth to me."
The bearded man turned his head and stared at him, as if he had two horns growing on his head.
The first thing he said when he opened his eyes was: "Cuihua, why do you grow a beard?"
Zuo Siwen's face contorted for a while, then gritted his teeth and said with a smile: "Master, have you gone to Yihong Courtyard again?" The word 'again' vividly interprets the raging anger in his chest.
Ji Wudi blinked, and after seeing the person in front of him clearly, he sighed and said, "Zuo, I'm a man."
"Then marry a wife as soon as possible!"
"But Ah Zuo, I only like men." Ji Wudi said sadly, "I said I was a broken sleeve!"
Zuo Siwen laughed back angrily, "A broken sleeve who visits brothels all day long?"
Ji Wudi twisted his sleeves shyly, "I'm here to ask my sisters how to win a man's heart. Zuo, you never understand my heart."
……
Zuo Siwen covered his face and retreated.
When You Kongwu came in, Ji Wudi had just dried himself off and changed his clothes.
"Oh, Ah Zuo is acting like a baby to you again?" Ji Wudi patted him on the shoulder pretending to understand, "It's unfortunate to have such a lover."
The corner of Kong Wu's mouth twitched, "Master! Zuo Siwen has nothing to do with Lao Tzu, don't keep pulling us together!"
Ji Wudi said: "Ayou, this is your fault. No matter how bad a wife is, she is still a wife."
Kong Wu jumped on the right, "I told you, that dead scum has nothing to do with me!"
Ji Wudi blinked and said: "This kind of thing has nothing to do with farts, it has something to do with butts."
……
You Kongwu was left with only angry gasps.
Ji Wudi said: "Ayou, sometimes you should persuade Ah Zuo. He always comes to my room while I'm drunk, I don't care, but if it spreads, it will be bad for his reputation."
You Kongwu also withdrew.He rushed out.
Shang Que, Zhong Yu and Xia Hui came together.
Ji Wudi was drawing and writing.
Shang Que smiled and said, "The door master is practicing calligraphy?"
Ji Wudi said: "No, I just think that the lines drawn by Wu Daozi are not smooth enough, so I will correct them."
……
Shang Que thought, Zuo Hufa loves painting the most, luckily he didn't see it, otherwise he must be so angry that he vomited blood.
Zhong Yu lowered his head and pretended to be bored.
Xia Hui said, "Master, when are you going to practice?"
Shang Que looked at him with admiration.As expected of the famous two hundred and five of the Brilliant Sect, he really has no brains to speak so straightforwardly.Every time he thought of entrusting such a person with the responsibility of keeping the door of the Brilliant Gate, he felt that he could not sleep well.
But Ji Wudi did not lose his temper.In fact, he has always been a good-natured man.
"Yes. As the head of the Huihuang Sect, one should practice diligently, so as to maintain the leading position of the Huaihuang Sect in the martial arts world."
……
The far-leading position of the Brilliant Sect in the martial arts has nothing to do with your martial arts.It only has something to do with your father's martial arts.If it was up to you, the Brilliant Gate would have been disbanded hundreds of times long ago.
Shang Que, Zhong Yu and Xia Hui thought at the same time.
Ji Wudi suddenly slapped his head and said, "I remember Ah Zuo said a few days ago that Wudang Lingyun's 100th birthday is coming soon. Although I can't personally congratulate him, I should give something. Well, after living for [-] years and not dying, with The bastard is quite similar. Why don't I give him a bastard made of pure gold, do you think it's okay?"
When Ji Wudi started to come up with random ideas, it meant that he was not in a good mood at the moment.
So Shang Que and Zhong Yu said very understandingly that such important matters should be taken care of by Zuo Hufa, and it is inconvenient for them to intervene.
Only Xia Hui was still yelling, "Sect master! Bastard is a curse."
Ji Wudi was surprised: "Could it be that I said, you bastard, are you scolding you?"
Xia Hui nodded and said, "Yes."
"Oh." Ji Wudi said, "Then we can't send Daoist Lingyun Wang Ba."
Xia Hui echoed, "I can't send it away."
"Then give it to you."
"……what?"
Ji Wudi smiled innocently, "Such a good idea cannot be wasted."
So, the left and right Dharma protectors painted paintings, and those who practiced swords went to practice swords.
As a result, the hall masters of the upper, middle and lower halls went to admire the flowers, in a daze, and in a tangle of entanglements.
Therefore, the unattended Master Ji decided that for the sake of the Brilliant Gate, he should not only improve his painting skills, but also his piano skills, so as to truly be all-rounder in both civil and military affairs, both internally and externally.
Excitedly came to the gazebo with the zither on his back. As soon as Master Ji plucked a string, the buttocks were still warm, Shang Que rushed to express that the pavilion had been in disrepair for a long time and could not bear the burden of being around the beam for three days. Please find another better place.
The master Ji, who was secretly happy because of the "three days around the beam", came to the outside of the training ground after caring about the repair plan of the pavilion.This place is empty, without pavilions and beams, which is very suitable.
Just as Master Ji was about to sit down cross-legged, he saw You Kongwu suddenly soaring up from the practice field and falling in front of him like a heavenly soldier!
"Is the sect master here to practice martial arts?" The war-thirsty light in Kong Wu's eyes has not faded, and the veins in the hand holding the knife are exposed.
Gate Master Ji slowly stood up straight, calmly pointing out what needs to be corrected in the series of movements just now.
You Kongwu was shocked when he heard this, and kept muttering to himself: "When you jump up, you should straighten your left leg and bend your right leg, put your right hand over your eyes and look around? When you land, you should cross your legs and fold your hands together." What?... Isn't that on the ground? What about the knife in your hand? Could it be on your knees? Sect Master, I think your posture..." The discussion stopped abruptly.
It was empty all around.
Sect master, escaped.
Ji Wudi came to the back mountain with the guzheng in his arms.
Under the vast blue sky, the mountains are green and the water is white, there are many green trees, and the flowers are fragrant.
He is satisfied.Only such a pleasant and quiet scenery can match his peerless piano sound.The only regret is that this Ji Boya has not met the legendary bosom friend.
Thinking about it, he felt a sense of loss in his heart, he moved his fingers, and the sound of the piano flew around.All of a sudden, the birds were amazed, and the beasts migrated.
Only the piano player is unaware, immersed in the sound of his own piano.
pat.
There was a sound of falling objects.
Ji Wudi's body shook, and he turned his head in disbelief, staring straight at the gray-clothed old man who was frozen behind the stone.
"Ziqi!" He called out affectionately.
……
The gray-clothed old man slowly came out from behind the boulder, leaned over to pick up the eight-layer food box, cleaned up the scattered wooden bowls and tubs, and then bowed to Ji Wudi: "See the door master."
Ji Wudi put down the piano, rushed to his side, and said excitedly: "Ziqi! You finally appeared, do you know that I have been waiting for you?"
The gray-clothed old man said calmly, "Send me to the sect master, old man Qi Zizhong."
Ji Wudi looked at him sadly, "...can't you read it backwards?"
Qi Zizhong was expressionless.
"Then did you just stop because of the sound of my piano?"
If it's okay to be shocked... Qi Zizhong nodded reluctantly.
Ji Wudi was so moved that he grabbed his hand and said firmly: "Oh, Zizhong! You are the soulmate I have been looking for. We will be together forever in the future. You pass by with firewood on your back every day, and I will play the piano for you every day." listen."
……
Qi Zizhong withdrew his hand and said calmly: "Master, I am here to guard the ten evil prisons under the order of the old master."
Ji Wudi blinked, "Ten evil prisons?"
Qi Zizhong said: "Yes. It is the place where the old sect master imprisoned the heinous devils in the world."
Ji Wudi was surprised: "We have something like this in the back mountain?"
"……Have."
"When was it?"
"When you are not weaned, door master."
"No wonder I don't know." Ji Wudi found an excuse very well.
"..."
Ji Wudi looked at the food box in his hand, "Then where are you going now?"
"Deliver food."
"But it's already spilled." Ji Wudi rolled his eyes, "Anyway, it can't be delivered, why don't you listen to me playing the piano?"
The corner of Qi Zizhong's eyes twitched, and he said quickly: "Sect master, the old sect master once explained that even in the face of heinous criminals, we should still cherish benevolence and righteousness, and should not be ignored."
"Oh. Then I'll go with you." Ji Wudi said with a smile, "After delivering it like this, you can listen to the piano for a while longer."
Qi Zizhong: "..."
The mountains are steep and the paths are winding.
Qi Zizhong walked lightly and quickly.
Ji Wudi was holding the zither and stumbled as he walked.When the sleeve was scratched by a tree branch No. 13, he finally couldn't help saying: "Zizhong, my clothes are torn."
Qi Zizhong stopped in his tracks, turned his head and said, "The sect master's body is a thousand pieces of gold, it's not suitable to run around, let's go back."
Ji Wudi felt wronged and said, "I don't know the way, is Zizhong going to send me off?"
"Master, there is only one road here. Just follow it."
"I mean, I don't know the way."
"..."
After walking a few feet, Ji Wudi finally abandoned the guzheng by the side of the road in confusion.
Qi Zizhong looked at the lonely guzheng, and couldn't bear it: "Master, why don't you let me get it."
Ji Wudi stared at him affectionately and said, "It's okay. As long as I can accompany Zizhong, let alone a guzheng, even the entire Brilliant Sect, I'm willing."
Qi Zizhong's footsteps were messy.He looked at the road ahead, feeling sad in his heart - he thought that Qi Zizhong had been an upright and upright person all his life, and although he was sadly defeated by Ji Huihuang, he lost in an upright manner.I didn't expect that Lao Lai would be charged with the crime of being an old face, harming the sect, and charming the sect master!
"But Zizhong," Ji Wudi continued slowly, "Even if I'm willing to give up the Brilliant Sect, the Guardian Hall Master and the others probably won't. So you don't have to get too entangled in such an impossible thing."
"..."
The ten evil prisons are located on the hillside of the back mountain, where the leaves are hidden.
Ji Wudi followed behind Qi Zizhong, bent down and entered the cave.
Although the entrance of the cave is airtight, the inside of the cave is very dry and comfortable.
On the right side of the cave is a long row of oil lamps, about tens of feet long, illuminating the inside as bright as day.On the left are cells, each about two or three feet long and four or five feet wide.Beds, tables and chairs are all available.
Qi Zizhong bent down, took out a bowl of rice and a plate of mixed meat and vegetables from the food box, and placed them one by one in front of the prison cell's iron bars.
In the first cell lived a bearded burly man, he didn't take the bowl, but just stared at Ji Wudi.
Ji Wudi cupped his fists and said, "It's a pleasure to meet you."
"Are you Ji Huihuang's son?" the bearded man asked.
"Exactly."
"Where's your father?"
Ji Wudi said without changing his face: "Dead."
The curly bearded man was surprised: "How could he die?"
Ji Wudi said: "It's too much to think about, I'm so worried."
The bearded man suddenly yelled at Qi Zizhong like a nightmare: "Is he really Ji Huihuang's son? He is really Ji Huihuang's son?! How could he be Ji Huihuang's son? How could Ji Huihuang have such a son?!"
Ji Wudi replied seriously: "He fucked my mother, and my mother gave birth to me."
The bearded man turned his head and stared at him, as if he had two horns growing on his head.
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