Star Road: Peasants Attack the City

What is dating?

Dating is to hang around together, hang around, share sweetness, etc., and the subject of the implementation is often two people who love each other, or are about to fall in love, or a person who wants to date someone and a person who wants to be dated...

All in all, it must be two, two, people! ! !

Standing at the door of the apartment, An Ran looked expressionlessly at NICK in a wild Grand Cherokee with a smirk on his face, and Brother Mo who was greeting honestly, as well as the little bird nestled in Brother Mo's arms that never saw it. The monkey-like Momo, who kept trying to crawl over by herself, had veins twitching violently on her forehead, "Don't tell me, the date you mentioned means an appointment for a meeting." "..."

Mo Bajue's complexion is actually not very good-looking, but it is obvious that a certain god who thinks that he is being tricked again will not be able to observe his words, and it is even more impossible to check the complexion of that idiot-in fact, even if he does, it is just The face of an expressionless idiot who has been like a day for thousands of years.

"What are you doing in a daze? Get in the car." NICK blinked his big eyes innocently, and tapped the car horn excitedly, "It's been a long time since I've had a holiday!"

An Ran looked around and said coldly, "If I am accused of making noise early in the morning, you will be responsible."

NICK shrugged, still smiling, "It doesn't itch if you have too many lice, and you don't worry if you have too many debts. Don't be so stingy. There are so many lawsuits, this little thing is nothing."

An Ran lowered his eyes, "I will kill you before going to prison."

NICK looked pale, "No way? So ruthless?"

An Ran imitated him by shrugging his shoulders and pursing his lips, "It doesn't itch if you have too many lice, and you don't worry if you have too many debts."

"...You have become eloquent recently. It really is adversity that produces talent. Congratulations, God of abjection." NICK smiled sinisterly.

"Ah, I'm sorry, the idiot drools too much, I'm sorry, gay manager." An Ran hummed twice, opened the door and got into the car unceremoniously.

NICK was so angry that his hair was about to explode, he saw Mo Bajue also got into the co-pilot, frowned and asked, "What's going on?"

"I'm kind enough to be your bodyguard." NICK was so angry that his cheeks bulged, "I'm also a manager after all. Could it be that the two of you really want to go out and spread gossip?"

"We will be careful not to be spotted by the paparazzi."

"Yeah," NICK rolled his eyes, "the paparazzi will be more careful, so they won't be spotted by you."

"..." Mo Bajue was speechless for a while.

Brother Mo, who had been silent all this time, said in embarrassment, "That..."

NICK hurriedly changed his smiling face, quickly turned his head to look at Brother Mo, and blinked obediently, "What's the matter?"

"Little Ni."

"Uh-huh."

"Are you in a bad mood today?"

NICK shook his head like a rattle, "No, no, I'm very happy to be out with Big Brother."

Mo Bajue glanced at him inscrutablely, but was artificially ignored by NICK.

"That's good." Brother Mo smiled heartily and patted his head. Every time the palm of the giant spirit fell, Nick would have a concussion and a hallucination of neck bone dislocation, "Don't bully my sister-in-law!"

"..."

"..."

NICK and a certain sister-in-law turned their heads together, and after seeing the sincerity in his eyes, they froze into popsicles at the same time.

a long time.

The snow and ice melted slowly.

"..." After half a minute of silence, a certain sister-in-law's eyes flickered coldly, "Why am I his wife?"

"Don't you want to be my sister-in-law?"

"..."

"Are you going to be my daughter-in-law?"

"..."

NICK bit his sleeves desperately with a suppressed laugh, and after a while he trembled and said, "He's probably impatient to wait for Momo to grow up..."

Brother Mo was silent for a second, said "Oh", and looked at An Ran with loving eyes, "Actually, I don't mind having a stepmother."

"..."

Papa Mo's broccoli-like old face instantly came to mind, and An Ran suddenly felt a little dizzy.

Little Momo finally crossed thousands of mountains and rivers and rushed to An Ran's place, sitting upright on An Ran's lap with his short legs crossed. The gloomy and expressionless No. [-] raised his little face thoughtfully Look at An Ran.

After a while, he suddenly showed a smiling face, and called out sweetly and innocently, "Grandma..."

"..."

"..."

"..."

NICK's feet trembled, and he stepped on the accelerator and rushed out. Inside the car, there was no word.

Arriving at the place, An Ran suddenly felt that it was okay to turn a date into a collective meeting. Four big men brought a little boy to the playground to make people feel incapable of accepting it. Fortunately, today is a working day, and the playground There was hardly anyone there, and the staff were all yawning lazily.

The autumn sun was very hot, and it was almost noon. Four big men and a little boy raised their heads in unison, squinting at the towering bungee jumping tower in front of them.

Suddenly, a person fell from the top with a whoosh, which startled them, but the person did not fall to the ground, and the heart-piercing cry in mid-air fell down first.

Looking at the unlucky ghost bouncing around in the air like a hanged ghost, swaying left and right, An Ran sighed speechlessly.

This is simply a crime, a crime.

"It's so tall..." NICK swallowed.

"Yeah." Mo Bajue nodded calmly, without saying a word, he pushed Brother Mo and pulled An Ran inside, "Let's go."

"I, I, I, I think that roller coaster just now is actually not very dangerous..." NICK grabbed his sleeve without tears, "Let's go play that one, Momo is so small, it seems that he can't play."

It was the first time for several people to come to the playground, and Mo Bajue thought it made sense, "Okay."

And so the roller coaster.

Brother Mo took the excited Momo and sat in first, followed by NICK with weak legs.

An Ran didn't feel much about this kind of thing, and planned to go in with a normal face, but suddenly someone grabbed his arm and stared at Mo Bajue inexplicably, "Why?"

Nick looked at the two of them suspiciously, "Why don't you come up?"

The car door was shut with a snap, and the roller coaster slowly started to start. Mo Bajue waved his hand with a smile, "You guys have fun."

Whoosh.

The roller coaster carried NICK's ancient screams away in an instant.

Mo Bajue let out a long breath, smiled lightly and hooked An Ran's finger, "Now, where do you want to go?"

"..."

A warm current flowed straight into the heart from the touching fingertips, An Ran blinked blankly, and when he suddenly came back to his senses, he had already been firmly held by the man's hand, covering half of the man's face Wearing a mask and wearing big sunglasses, I couldn't see my expression at all, "Where are you pulling me?"

Mo Bajue paused and looked at him strangely, "Didn't you say you want to find a quiet place?"

Did he say that?An Ran tilted his head and thought for a while, maybe he said it just now when he lost his mind.

The two of them quickly walked to a secluded and dark place. Originally, there were few tourists today, but the place was probably too dilapidated, with almost no people. It was dilapidated all the way in, probably because the abandoned projects had not been cleaned up in the future.

An Ran didn't know what he wanted a quiet place for. Being pressed by that idiot's hand, it seemed that his ideals from the past to the present were being realized little by little. Kissing, holding hands, two people can walk side by side in the sun without restraint... ...Although it looks a little dark now.

Uh, very dark.

It was the Nth time that An Ran stepped on the air while stepping on the stairs. He was embarrassed, so he heard Mo Bajue say, "Take off your sunglasses."

As soon as he heard the words, he raised his head, and sure enough, Mo Bajue had already taken off the full armor on his face, revealing a handsome face, and he also hurriedly took off those things that were in the way to breathe.

Without the sunglasses, he could see clearly. The facilities inside stunned An Ran, and his face turned blue. This is not an abandoned project, it is a haunted house!

Just say that you can't expect these fools to be romantic.

What I have to mention is that for An Dashen, who always has romantic remnants somewhere in his heart, he firmly believes that there are ghosts in the world, and now even if he has nothing to do to find someone to pretend to be a ghost, it is purely asking for trouble for him Eating, this kind of thing, he will never do it.

An Ran turned around resolutely, looked at Mo Bajue behind him, "Let's change places."

Under the green light, the man in white with long hair messily sticking out his tongue let out a "cuckoo" sound, and slowly grinned, "Okay~~~ah~~~~"

"Ah, I fuck you! @#＄@＄@#%" An Ran was so frightened that he cursed regardless of his image.

The staff pretending to be a ghost burst into tears, I am also working, why is my whole family hindering you?I have never seen someone who is so good at swearing, a series of swear words without repetition, it is simply a god-given instinct, instinct!

Mo Bajue led An Ran, whose legs were weak, and continued to walk forward. He tugged twice, but he didn't move. Turning around in doubt, he found that he was holding a pale hand with long nails. He frowned subconsciously and said, "You should cut your nails."

"..." The other party didn't speak.

Mo Bajue raised his head in doubt, and a short-haired woman in a red dress with bloodstains on her face came into view, looking at him with a sinister smile.

Mo Bajue said in surprise, "An Ran, why did you become like this?"

"..."

An Ran asked depressedly beside him, "...how do I look like her?"

Mo Bajue said calmly, "Looks like."

"..."

Looks like a ghost!An Ran almost lost his breath, and it took him a long time to find his voice, and said bitterly, "I want to go out! MD, if I am not scared to death, I will be pissed off by you!"

Mo Bajue glanced at him sideways, pondered for a moment, and asked suddenly, "Then are you willing to be buried in my ancestral grave after death?"

"..."

Stuck all the way and being led out of the haunted house by someone, An Ran still hasn't recovered.

Looking at the glaring light outside, Mo Bajue suddenly said, "There are so many dead people there."

An Ran woke up suddenly, twitched the corners of his mouth, raised his eyebrows and said, "Can you speak a little more eloquently?"

Mo Bajue was taken aback for a moment, "There are so many dead people walking around?"

"..."

An Ran felt the cold air crawling up his back under the sun, and he held his forehead weakly, "You should be more rigid."