Star Road: Peasants Attack the City

After returning from the location, due to different opinions, Chen Lin and a certain assistant had been in a semi-cold war state. Only the short three-hour truce on the plane returned to the cold state.

Chen Lin watched the little bastard get off the car and go back to the apartment without saying hello. He was extremely frustrated. It happened that his old friends for many years heard that he was back in N City, and immediately invited him to the bar for a small gathering. Then he stepped on the gas pedal and went straight to Went to the agreed place.

The location of the bar is very remote, and few people know about it. Fortunately, the environment is quiet, the price is fair, and the taste is good. The people who come here are all old customers, and they all know each other well. When they walk in the door, they meet each other's eyes and smile. Forget about the next step, Chen Lin went straight to the box.

Every time I come here, I feel a little embarrassed, because the name of the bar is so vulgar—Niaosonghuaxiang.

Chen Lin privately thought that the name was very evocative. In the eyes of outsiders, he probably thought that the people who entered here were the nouveau riche who came to hook up with the feet-washing girls, but he had the characteristic hairstyle of a nouveau riche.

For this reason, his friends made fun of him as "a prostitute who sees prostitution", Chen Lin couldn't explain it, it's not a year or two since this group of people like to make fun of him, fortunately, there is no malice, and he can't make friends in the entertainment industry I have been so depressed for many years that I have used alcohol to dispel my sorrows, and it is also thanks to their presence.

So he waved his hand, "I treat guests, serve wine! You can drink whatever you want!"

There are quite a lot of people here today, about a dozen old friends got together and booked a big private room, and many of them knew about Chen Lin’s film twists and turns during this period, and they all let him toss with a smile, within an hour, This group of old men who were nearly forty years old got rid of their usual calm and restrained image, took off their ties, showed their teeth and claws, and held up their glasses of wine to do whatever they saw.

Chen Linwo was on the sofa in the corner, grabbing an antique vase that imitated the Ming Dynasty, and chattered, "You said, that bastard... It's obviously not my fault... I shouldn't apologize, right? Ask me to bow my head first...it's just a trick, what's so great about asking him to be a trick...Huh? Xiaoqing, why are you shaking your head?"

"Bastard, bastard, what other English name is Ray... I don't know why! Why didn't I say all the names when I introduced myself back then?! What English, Japanese, French and German... From now on, it will be called Dustrov I'm not surprised, Ski... not at all..."

There was a splash, and the vase finally fell to the ground overwhelmed and shattered.

Chen Lin burst into tears, "Xiao Qing, would you rather die than listen to me?"

……

Zero o'clock.

A certain agent's cellphone under the pillow vibrated suddenly on the luxurious big bed in the bedroom of a high-end residence in the city center. Shen Cheng frowned slightly, and opened his eyes, "Hello?"

"asshole……"

"..."

"I curse you... the car will be out in three days... um, my hair will fall out in three days..."

"Mistyped."

Click, hang up the phone, Shen Cheng rubbed the center of his brows, there are all kinds of lunatics these days.

Five minutes later, the phone vibrated again.

"You bastard...you actually hung up on me...I decided not to apologize to you...absolutely not..."

Shen Cheng closed his eyes and pressed the phone.

In the bar box, everyone was exhausted from playing, and some even fell asleep on the sofa. Only Chen Lin remained strangely "awake".

He squatted in the corner, looking like the villain in comics whose upper half of his face is covered with black shadows and only two eyes are shining brightly, holding his mobile phone and crying, "It's all your fault... everything is wrong." It's your fault... Our country's terrain will become a rooster, housing prices will soar, college students will find it difficult to find jobs, it's all your fault... It's your fault that I'm going bald..."

There was silence on the phone for a while, and the man's deep voice tentatively asked, "...Chen Lin?"

Snapped!Chen Lin hung up the phone abruptly, and jumped up like his butt was on fire.

How does he know?This is a friend's call!However, before he could panic, a friend who was already drinking high grabbed him, and a bottle of beer directly blocked his mouth.

At two o'clock in the morning, Shen Cheng stepped out of the bathroom after taking a shower, took a sip of the freshly brewed coffee, then took out his mobile phone, pressed the incoming call and dialed back.

"Hello? Who is it?" A completely unfamiliar voice.

"Hi, I'm Director Chen's friend, where are you?"

Half an hour later, a handsome figure with dripping hair appeared in the box of the crowd. He didn't even bother to say anything, and directly carried the drunk Chen Lin into his sports car, and drove away in the dark night.

Shen Cheng looked at the disheveled Chen Lin lying on his bed, and narrowed his eyes evilly, "You asked for this."

As he spoke, he raised his hands up and down.

The coat was thrown on the sofa when he entered the door.

The shirt, whoosh, falls to the floor.

Take off the trousers, and even the underwear.

The tie... Well, it's also very interesting to hang on it, and it can be used as a prop when people wake up later.

Shen Cheng lowered his head, opened his mouth and gnawed.

In a daze, Chen Lin only felt that his whole body was itching, and he couldn't help scratching, but he didn't want to catch a wet head, and his heart skipped a beat.

He has been known to be afraid of everything since he was a child, and the most important thing is to be afraid of ghosts. People say that ghosts can't be seen on the ghost bed.

Ah... why does this ghost still touch his place... Ouch, that place can't be touched, it hurts!

Ahhh!Is this a ghost? !

Chen Lin sat up abruptly, but Shen Cheng was already prepared, so he pushed him back with one hand, and said with a smile, "Why, I was very active just now, and kept making phone calls, but now the alcohol is gone , want to turn your face?"

……Telephone?

Chen Lin was so drunk that he couldn't remember why he called this person, and it was too late to escape... Wait!Thinking of what he did to his phone today after hearing a bastard's English name, Chen Lin's eyes suddenly went dark.

Shen Cheng thought he was about to overwhelm again when he remembered, Chen Lin immediately made a pause gesture with both hands, "Misunderstanding! This is a misunderstanding!"

"Misunderstanding?" Shen Cheng frowned.

"Hmm, misunderstood, I can prove my innocence!" Chen Lin hurriedly got up, but was shocked to find that he was completely naked, his face flushed suddenly, he pulled the quilt to cover his lower body, and he was going to find himself mobile phone.

The result was nothing, nothing.

In desperation, Shen Cheng climbed up like a cold poisonous snake, and blew in his ear, but it made him feel cold, "This is also your hobby, huh?"

Love...interest?Chen Lin had goosebumps all over his body.

Shen Cheng was very satisfied with his undefense, and immediately decided to carry out a third overpowering, but before he could pounce on him, the doorbell rang.

"SHIT!" Shen Cheng cursed in a low voice, pulled off his shirt and put it on his body, "Who?!"

"Shen, you fucking open the door for me!" The doorbell only rang once symbolically, and the man started kicking with his feet, and the whole building was almost alarmed, "Open the door! Damn it! How dare you Give me a try to move him?! Get out!"

The door was suddenly pulled open from the inside, Shen Cheng frowned and said angrily, "You are crazy, you came to my house in the middle of the night... Hey, what are you doing? Change your shoes, bastard!"

A certain young man rushed straight to the bedroom like a gust of wind. On the bed, a certain director had already put on all the clothes at the speed of light. When he saw the young man, he was stunned for a moment, his face turned green and pale, "You, why are you here?"

"I also want to ask." Shen Cheng leaned against the doorway, laughing angrily, "Master Du's breaking into a private house at night like this?"

The young man glanced anxiously at a certain director's face back and forth, making sure that it was not the expression of being ravaged, and then slowly relaxed, smiling, "I'm just worried that it's too late at night, and you won't be able to buy the things you need. "

Shen Cheng was slightly startled, "What?"

The young man casually handed him a piece of cube-shaped thing, picked up Chen Lin and walked out, "Lend it to you for next time."

Condoms, English called DUREX.

Shen Cheng twitched the corner of his mouth, and chased all the way to the door, "He came to find me by himself!"

The young man stopped, turned around, took out a mobile phone in his pocket, pressed it twice, and threw it to him, "He read it wrong."

In the phone book of the mobile phone, there are two parallel English names.

DU.RAY.

DUREX.

The English name of Du's son Ray is something that most people know, but English is too poor to write the name upside down, it is called a natural disaster... But what is going on with this durex!

Shen Cheng gritted his teeth and glared at a certain director who was hiding behind the young man, "You entered my phone number as a condom?!"

Chen Lin shrank his neck, "Your reputation is almost like that...and it's easy to remember."

Ignoring Shen Da's agent's anger, the young man waved at him leisurely, and pulled the door behind him, "GOODNIGHT~"

Three hours later, it was light and the rooster was crowing.

A certain director huddled under the quilt with a sore back, and a certain assistant stretched himself refreshedly towards the warm sunshine of the floor-to-ceiling windows, then turned his head and pressed a kiss on the director's forehead, "Don't be lazy again! Well, let's keep your hair up, and I'll comb it for you."

The director curled his lips, turned his head away, and raised his lips slightly with his back to the young man.

The fluorescence on the phone flickered slightly, and the lens gradually focused on the flickering DUREX.

Durex, give you the sweet life of your dreams.

The young man stepped onto the bed, embraced the middle-aged man's body from behind, kissed his pink earlobe, and smiled softly, "Also, Happy April Fool's Day."

The doors of the windows and cabinets around the room opened instantly, and a large group of people poured out sprinkled with flowers, "Finish! This advertisement must be a big hit!"

A certain great god stood aside angrily, thinking brokenly, "Damn, why do these three people speak for Durex? If you want to look for it, you should look for me?!"

A certain farmer looked down at the script, "Because a certain director is too aggressive, the author intends to throw him into a corner to raise his hair and replace you... So, this is probably one of the few opportunities for him to appear..."

"I don't care what the author thinks? I want to speak for you!"

Farmer Gong tilted his head and thought for a while, then dragged a certain master directly to another bedroom, "We can endorse the slippery brand KY, let's start now."

========== This is just a parallel world in the story, in fact everything is an illusion in your brain, really really ==========