Star Road: Peasants Attack the City

Mo Bajue really made fragrant rice porridge and sweet and sour taro. In addition, there are many rare game, which are all dried in the sun at home. The soil bag and the barbecue all surrounded him, drooling over the delicious food.

Everyone has been thinking about the God’s special imperial meal for a long time, and at this moment, it is hard to wait for the opportunity for all beings to be equal. They are all like wolves and tigers, and they radiate a green fan-shaped light from their eyes, and the forest instantly staged the legend of hungry wolves. , I was only about to howl at the moon twice.

Chen Lin took the lead and leaned forward, and stretched out his paw with a dog-legged smile, "It smells so good..."

"Balds are not allowed to eat."

The first time was raw and the second time was cooked, An Dashen sat leaning against the tree, accepted the food that Mr. Mo fed into his mouth mouth by mouth with peace of mind, and lazily raised his eyelids to warn.

Chen Lin's movements froze, a drop of cold sweat slipped down, and he said in disbelief, "...do you discriminate against bald people?"

"I am."

"..."

Seeing Chen Lin's shocked appearance, the heroine bit her lips and suppressed a smile, and flirtatiously glanced at Mo Bajue, who was expressionless, "Mr. Mo's craftsmanship is really good, and he has all the colors, fragrances..."

Giggling, he picked up his chopsticks to pick up the vegetables.

"Women are not allowed to eat."

"..." The heroine's beauty faded, and the little assistant said angrily, "You even discriminate against women?"

"I am."

"..."

Yazi must repay a certain great god who is extremely small-minded and sneers in his heart while eating, "If you change me, let you change me?"Are you brave enough to grab it?Hum hum.

Taking advantage of his favorable status, Shen Cheng was flattered and didn't stop talking. He praised Mo Bajue's good craftsmanship with everyone's admiring eyes, and pointed to the dishes on the floor and said in confusion, "Why are they all sweet? of?"

Needless to say, porridge and dishes, even the dim sum is red bean rice cake, which is almost too sweet, and only An Dashen eats it calmly and enjoys it.

"Oh, Xiaoba said that An'an likes to eat sweets, so he made sweets. I remember that An'an drank the whole bowl of tofu curd last time. I'm so happy. You city people only eat unhealthy things. Things, let Xiao Ba make sweet potato soup for An An next time, healthy and ventilated and not afraid of growing meat..."

Ann...

There was a strange silence in the atmosphere, and everyone turned around tacitly, shaking their shoulders in unison.

"I don't like sweets!" As if being insulted, An Dashen stared at the culprit who stayed out of the matter with a black face, and scolded angrily, but the more he explained, the more powerless he became, "Damn, don't talk casually, you idiot! Hold!"

The more An Dashen scolded, the more mad he became...

Snapped!

……

This time, it wasn't quiet, it was quiet.

Chen Lin watched An Dashen maintain the posture of raising his head back, covering his forehead that was slapped with a shocked expression, and his back was wet in an instant.

"You..." An Ran's eyes widened, and he couldn't believe it. The second fool, who was still wandering expressionlessly a second ago, actually frowned deeply at this moment. His deep eyes looked at him coldly. Looks like someone else.

"You have a bad temper, and your mouth is too bad." Mo Bajue said seriously, "It doesn't matter if you want to talk normally, but now there are children here, can't you bear it? What should Momo do if he learns from you?"

Fuck me!Does your nephew learn to be bad and have something to do with me? !Damn, you actually cut my face in front of so many people!Damn fool, do you fucking think I'm afraid of you when you put on such a coffin face? !

An Dashen maintained his wide-eyed expression and kept roaring and cursing in his heart. His face turned from pale to black, and he gritted his teeth for a long time, "I stab..."

Mo Bajue raised his eyebrows, straightened up, and raised his hand.

"..." An Ran pursed her lips, glanced at the useless manager, turned her head stiffly, and snorted.

Seeing that An Ran stopped talking, Mo Bajue softened his eyes in satisfaction. Although it seemed to outsiders that it was just a change from rigidity to numbness, the atmosphere had calmed down anyway, so he picked up a piece of red beans very naturally. The cake moved to An Ran's mouth, "Eat more."

"I..." Just as An Ran wanted to protest, the sweet and greasy pastry was stuffed into his mouth, and the taste that melted in his mouth spread, and he almost couldn't control his facial expressions.

After finally chewing and chewing, swallowing the food, I was about to get angry again, "...sting, oops, I told you I don't like sweets!"

Do you think that if the pronunciation is interrupted, it is not considered a swear word? -_-

There was an eerie silence around again, everyone's eyes met at the same time, and everyone felt relieved for a moment.

Sure enough, Mo Bajue is the mascot of our film crew, Shangfang Sword, the gold medal for avoiding death, just like the atomic bomb in North Korea and the private money of housewives and men, it must be firmly grasped.

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Although this is a poor and remote village, the scenery is really pleasant. If you walk a few hundred steps from the forest, you will find something strange.A clear and cold mountain stream poured down, and the sky was so bewitchingly blue that it was reflected in the water like broken diamonds.The water is cold in late autumn, and everyone who is full and drunk feels sorry for not being able to go into the water, but it is also good to go around and get some phytoncine.

The heroine wanted to please Xiao Momo, and offered to play games with him. Xiao Momo tilted her head and thought for a while, then raised her head and asked her little eighth uncle with her eyes.

Mo Bajue looked at the heroine worriedly, sighed, nodded and said, "Don't run too far."

As soon as the voice fell, Xiao Momo was no longer there, and only his immature voice hovered eeriely in the sky above the forest...

"Come after me, auntie, auntie—"

Auntie...

Auntie...

Auntie...

The heroine turned her head and glanced at the indifferent Mo Bajue, then looked down at the high heels on her feet, took a deep breath, gritted her teeth, and chased after her with a distorted smile, "Wait for me, little nephew— —”

"Little nephew?" An Ran walked over with elegant long legs, and smiled sarcastically, "It's only been two days since I planned to give you my body, and your charm is great enough."

It wasn't until An Ran came to his side that Mo Bajue said quietly, "If you call me a son, my sister-in-law will not agree."

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Melody is the largest KTV in this small county town. The boss usually walks on the street with a big gold necklace and big teeth, but today he knows what real momentum is. Compared with them, he turns out to be his daughter's mouth The nouveau riche who rolled his eyes and despised him.

When the crew of "The Road to Nowhere" swarmed in like robbers, Da Jinya really thought he had reached a dead end—one by one were fierce and rampant, and one or two were wearing sunglasses and peaked caps, looking furtive, with the upper half of their faces There is a layer of shadow under it, but the eyes are shining with a faint green light.

The thin middle-aged man in the lead rushed to the bar with a blushing face and slapped the table, "We want the biggest box!"

The waiter was so frightened that his hair retracted into the hair follicles, he checked the records in a panic, "Yes, I'm sorry, only the middle bag..."

"We want a super big bag!" The bald man grimaced, pointing his finger back at a slender figure with a plaster cast on his arm, "We want the best box! See that! That's Ann... ohhhh!! !"

The handsome young man next to him hastily covered his bald mouth with his hand, and smiled modestly at the waiter, "Just find a nice box, we have a lot of people."

The waiter was trembling with goosebumps all over his body, hurriedly opened the room number and handed it to him respectfully.

The young man smiled gratefully, held the room number and waved to everyone, dragged the already drunk man and followed the waiter into the box silently.

The biggest advantage of KTV is often not to cultivate people's artistic emotions, but to give the beasts in clothes and clothes who are extremely aggrieved on weekdays a good opportunity to return to nature. Once the door is closed, they will turn into beasts one after another.

Chen Lin waved his hand boldly, "Give me the ten most expensive bottles!"

The little assistant hurriedly slapped him down on the sofa, and smiled at the waiter, "We'll get the free drinks later, thank you."

An Ran and Shen Cheng leaned on the corner sofa and watched.

"I originally thought he was just being inconsistent." An Ran said speechlessly.

Shen Cheng was curious, "What about now?"

"Crazy." An Ran said sympathetically, "He's gone crazy."

"..."

Shen Cheng was silent for a while, watching Chen Lin struggling to get up over there, the little assistant covered him with a suit jacket again and again to push him down, and suddenly laughed deeply, "I think this is very cute."

An Ran gave him a sideways glance, and said mockingly, "You're blind, can you even harden a bald man?"

Shen Cheng shrugged, "Don't make it sound like you have a very high sense of chastity."

"At least my food is only for the same sex, but your food is for the whole nation." An Ran rubbed his forehead with a headache, "Why would I choose a dangerous person like you as a manager, I have no self-awareness at all..."

"At least I won't try to straighten a homosexual like other idiots, but try to persuade and induce. A good cooperative relationship can often maximize the use of resources." Shen Cheng smiled, watching Chen Lin slap the little assistant's face away. hand, another kick made him stagger a few steps, he simply got up and walked towards that person.

Looking at the back of the unscrupulous manager exuding a beastly aura, and the innocent expression of a certain director, An Dashen suddenly turned cold, and hurriedly moved his eyes to the side. Unexpectedly, when he turned his head, he was right On someone's indifferent side face.

Totally out of tune with this noisy space, Mo Bajue, who was forced to come by Chen Lin like An Ran, leaned silently on the sofa beside him.The little assistant was very busy and didn't have time to talk to him. The rest of the crew had already rushed over to grab the mic. The heroine chased Xiao Momo in the mountains like a monkey all afternoon. When she returned to the hotel, her knees and ankles were tense. He made a straight line and couldn't bend it... At this moment, he was alone, and he fell into silence again.

When An Ran saw his face, he felt an inexplicable displeasure. He suddenly remembered that during the dinner just now, everyone else drank a lot, and he was the only one who hadn't even touched a drop. nasty smile.

He beckoned to the waiter, opened his mouth for a few bottles of excellent vintage red wine, and then took the initiative to come over for the first time.

"Hey, idiot, let's fight for wine."

Who in this circle doesn't have the capacity for alcohol?It is said that there are two kinds of substances in the human body that decompose alcohol. Generally, a single individual has only one kind of decomposing enzyme in the body, and a small number of people have two kinds in the body.

He doesn't know how many kinds of decomposing enzymes there are in An Ran's body full of bad water, and he is not interested, but he is indeed not drunk.

Mo Bajue was taken aback for a moment, probably because he never thought that An Ran would speak to him so kindly. Although the address was still contemptuous, his tone changed.

Unfortunately, the content made him frown.

He glanced at the huge and heavy plaster cast, "Isn't drinking alcohol bad for your injury?"

It had been expected that this mother-in-law's fool would evade like this, An Dashen quickly replied, "It doesn't matter if you only drink a little. A moderate amount of alcohol can promote blood circulation and remove blood stasis."

"..." Probably there is such a saying, Mo Bajue lowered his eyes and fell into deep thought.

Seeing that there was a show, An Dashen hurriedly ordered the waiter to open five bottles in one go, as if he didn't want money, "Look, it's already opened, and you can't return it if you don't drink it."

Mo Bajue frowned slightly, glanced at him, and sighed, "Okay."

Dashen An was overjoyed, and immediately pushed the cup in front of him, still looking like a god, "Pour the wine!"

Chen Lin was besieged behind the sofa in the small bar by some uneasy and kind agent, and he stood upright against the wall without looking sideways.

The little assistant squeezed away a certain agent to pull him, but he couldn't pull him, and couldn't help being a little annoyed, "Director, what are you doing?!"

"Huh?" Chen Lin suddenly turned his face in surprise, "I've become a vase, why do you still recognize me?"

"..."

"Okay, okay, I'll take you back to the hotel." Shen Cheng coughed dryly, barely maintaining a mild smile, but just as he stretched out his hand, he slapped it away.

"An Ran's dog legs are dead!" Chen Lin glared, "I will become the king of directors one day! Then put all his NG films into his mouth and let him eat three meals a day !"

"..." Shen Cheng's lips twitched.

"I want to buy out all the entertainment companies, and no one is allowed to invite the great god to film!" When he was angry, he did not forget to use the honorific title, obviously this person's slavishness has been deeply rooted-_-

Just when Shen Cheng was in a hurry, the little assistant beside him suddenly lowered his voice, imitating An Dashen's tone and said in a nasty tone, "Chen Lin, are you talking about me? How courageous..."

The vase Chen Lin froze for a second, and hugged the little assistant's thigh suddenly, "God, I admire you so much, I worship you so much, can you come back?!"

The great coser continued to pressurize, "You just said... you want to cook me three meals with all the films?"

Chen Lin shook his head violently, "How can God have NG film!"

"so?"

"That's bullshit from a villain!!!"

The little assistant squatted down with a desperate smile, leaned into his ear and asked, "You also said that you want to buy out all the entertainment companies..."

"How can I have so much money!!!"

"so?"

"That's also nonsense..."

"..." Shen Cheng looked up at the ceiling, and he didn't even have the strength to speak.

"Good boy." The little assistant smiled and patted Chen Lin's head, pulled him up with force, and smiled at Shen Cheng, "Sorry, my director made you laugh..."

On the other side, An Dashen was pinned down on the sofa by a strong and heavy body, his arm was so painful that his face was blue, and his teeth were creaking.

"It's only one cup, damn it, you idiot, give me a hard time!"