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[What a mess. 】

【you are not willing?I'll tell my mother right away, put the abused ones on the next pair. ] Wei Ying was excited.

[No, I'm happy, you guys BE. 】

[There must be feelings before a story can have an ending, and only an ending can be BE. In this way, you agree to start with Cheng Qian! ! ! 】

[…] Cheng Qian who felt that he had been drawn into it. [In any case, Cheng Qian and I are impossible, don't forget that we are life-long shadow guards. 】

[This is not a big problem. 】

【what? 】

[The shadow guard has a substitute, as long as you die, you are no longer the shadow guard but his shadow] Wei Ying joked, no matter how much the shadow guard blocks it, Cheng Qian's place is not an impenetrable wall. [And there are too many ways to make a person suspended animation. 】

【...So that's how it is. You guys planned the ending for me before it even started. Let me tell you...】

[Even if you plan to be loyal to the queen for the rest of your life, you may not be able to be a shadow guard for the rest of your life. 】

【what? 】

【How long do you think the empress can be a queen. 】

[? ? ! ! 】

[Prince, servant, general, richest man... who is next? 】Wei Ying felt that being a shadow guard was a waste of talents. He was also a politician, military strategist, and philosopher. 【Since the last time she fell into the water, you have seen the change in the empress's temperament. The palace wall can no longer lock her.The phoenix with wings doesn't like the golden cage, what she hopes is a free sky and a plane tree worthy of her.Of course, the owner of the golden cage is also eager to release the bird that burned the cage very hot. 】

【Wei Ying, these words are capital offenses. 】

【The empress said, everything... needs evidence, and I have never "said" anything. 】Wei Ying happily put on her jewelry. [There are many ways to cause suspended animation, and it is easier to declare suspended animation. If the queen is not the queen, you are not a shadow guard. 】

The shadow guard is lifelong. If the royal family dies suddenly and normally, then the shadow guard will return to the teaching center to educate the next shadow guard. Of course, you can also choose to leave, but there is no shadow guard Usually nowhere.

【Ah, the topic is getting too far. By the way, I think the empress is still very interested. Would you like to go to sleep for a while and come back to my shift at night. 】

The shadow guard, who is not very mature psychologically, readily agreed.

"Wei Ying, what's the matter?" The queen looked at Wei Ying who suddenly appeared, feeling strange.

"It's nothing, it's just that the shadow guard is not here now, ma'am, can the next couple be abusive..." After all, she and the shadow guard are colleagues.

"I'm just following Xiaohao's words. If you want to abuse me, you won't ask the people around you to kill me. It's just..." Feng Qi looked at the message he had just received in his hand in embarrassment.

"what happened?"

"Cheng Qian did it before us. He used a trick of his own. He ate something and lay there half dead." Such a cheap trick. "Tell the shadow guard that this information is ten times more serious."

"Okay." Wei Ying just wanted to turn around, "Madam, I don't want the shadow guard to think that I'm lying to him. I've had feelings for him for so many years, and I've lied to him a lot, and the shadow guard won't believe me in the future."

"so?"

"Here are some medicines with special effects. Give it to Cheng Qian. Don't worry, this is my private collection. The shadow guards don't know about it. I guarantee that Cheng Qian's performance will be ten times better, and even the royal doctor in the palace will not be able to check it out." come out."

The queen took the small package and handed it to Xiao Hao, who quickly ran out.

"Talent~" Patted Wei Ying on the shoulder, "But didn't you just say not to abuse?"

"Huh? No abuse, they are not dead."

Well, this is called the abuse point gap.

real sickness

"Miss, the Queen's Maid is asking to see you."

"Let her in."

"Yes."

"Miss Bei."

"Sister Xiaoni, don't be so polite between us, just tell me what instructions do you have for the empress?"

"Your Majesty originally meant to push the boat along the way and use bitterness to calculate it. Your Majesty didn't expect that he would be able to make such a fuss without making arrangements."

"My brother, are you really okay? I think he seems to be in pain..."

"It's been five days of diarrhea, and even a strong person will collapse, not to mention that he still has itching powder, bone-piercing pills and the like." Those special powders provided by Wei Ying friendly.

"It's three-point poisonous medicine~" Seeing the colorful faces of her brother, Beibei also flustered.

"It's okay, look, this is called Black Face Pill." Xiao Ni put it in her mouth, and her fair and tender face instantly turned dark, as if poisoned, and then slowly retreated.

"so amazing."

"One of Weiying's good sisters likes this set. You know that itchy powder. It doesn't hurt muscles and bones. Biting pill... Hehe, Weiying said that they used it to grow bones when they were young. It's a tonic, but It's hard to hear, it doesn't work at all for adults with bone stereotypes, but this sin is hurt, and the other colorful ones have a similar effect."

"Yeah, what really bothered my brother was the laxative he gave himself, oh~ you know? I couldn't stand it yesterday, so I gave half of the antidote to my brother to make him feel better, and took over the group of quack doctors all yelling and returning to the light , I almost told my father to prepare for the funeral, so I had to take the medicine back."

"Those doctors..." They don't know how to wear clothes, do they?

"The imperial physicians in the palace are top-notch... Your Majesty invited them here."

"..." Xiaoni lowered her head guiltily, she felt sorry for the upright and kind doctors.

"Don't feel guilty, the imperial physicians in the palace, and the famous physicians my father hired through his connections are all sharing their experience in the backyard, and it's rare for them to get together and have a lot of fun."

"What about the rest..."

"I'm busy, my brother is miserable too, listening to them nagging me soberly, poisonous gas attacking the heart, excessive anger, tuberculosis and kidney deficiency, blood deficiency and bone deficiency, gastrointestinal failure... Pregnant with Liujia~"

Pfft~ Xiaoni sprayed regardless of etiquette.Beibei calmly directed the girl next to her to clean up.

"We can't blame them all. This kind of medical treatment is all about seeing, hearing, and asking. My brother's colorful face has already compromised their abilities. In addition, the patients themselves falsely reported their illnesses. This hurts, so..." Beibei shrugged Well, the man who pointed out that Cheng Qian was pregnant with Liujia was really a god, and it was his words that caused Cheng Qian, a fake patient, to faint for the first time.

"Master Cheng won't be in a hurry."

"My father visited Mr. Lin's next door after my brother fell ill on the first day, and he hasn't come back yet."

"what?"

"At that time my brother just had a fever and diarrhea." Beibei tactfully confirmed another unnecessary misunderstanding. "Later, after Wei Ying sent the medicine... I blocked the news from the outside world, so I can't make Dad worry about this fake illness, right..."

【then!The bitter plan of the young master of the Cheng family has been played out in vain. 】Xiao Ni silently read a sentence of shrimp tofu again.

"If my brother hurts like this, I, as a younger sister, will also feel distressed. I used my brother to play tricks on my father. If I wait for my father to come back and see, my brother's face will be red, green, green, black and black. , even if it is fake, no one will believe it. Now we have to hurry up and let..." stroke the beam.

"But the shadow guard refuses to leave."

"Don't they have a rest time?"

"I only sleep for two hours a day. Eating, sleeping, going to the toilet, and taking a bath add up to two and a half hours. This job is simply not done by humans. But the empress said, even if it is kicked, he will let the shadow guards do it." Visiting sick."

"I'm a bit regretful. If this shadow guard really becomes my sister-in-law, when the house is consummated, he will say, this bed is too bright, and I'm still used to the beams, so what should I do?"

"Cold salad, let your brother learn martial arts well. Try to sleep on the rope without falling off."

"Rope?!" This is much thinner than the beam.

"The story my mother told, a long time ago, there was a fairy..."

The following is the time for storytelling. Xiaoqing, who accompanied Xiaoni, sighed helplessly.Well, it's better for her to go and see the situation of Young Master Cheng and then go home to stimulate the shadow guard... (She has heard the story.)

"Shadow Guard... I didn't mean you..."

"Miss!"

"This friend should go see if he is sick."

"And then? It seems that I fell in love with him, and then I have to marry him?"

"Of course not!" After taking a sip of tea, "He has to marry anyway."

"..."

The current situation is that the shadow guard is lying on the beam to talk back, and Feng Qi is drinking tea to persuade.

"I'll give you a chance to go to Cheng's house to see someone by yourself, or else I'll go to Cheng's house, and when I get to the ground, I'll let Wei Ying kick you onto someone's bed."

There was a long silence, and then Wei Ying replied.

"Ma'am, he ran away."

"It's okay, Xiaoni and Xiaoqing are both at Cheng's house, if I don't hear good news..." He tapped his shoulder seemingly tired, "Then trouble the shadow guard to run again."

"..."

Cheng Mansion in the dead of night.

"Really sick?"

"You scared me even if I wasn't sick." Cheng Qian looked curiously at the person who suddenly appeared beside his bed. "How did you come."

"If you don't come, when I realize it, it won't be your bedside, but the bed."

"I thought you were a mighty and unyielding hero."

"I thought you were resourceful and capable."

"What do you mean by that?"

"You are really... wise to pretend to be sick."

"I don't think taking laxatives can make you feel pain all over your body, your face is red and green, and... you are pregnant with Liujia."

"..." The shadow guard thought he had heard wrong.

"That's right, I fainted when I heard it. This...quack doctor, hello, what are you doing!" Cheng Qian suddenly called out because the shadow guard suddenly touched his hand