Reborn Snow Leopard
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Worried that the goblin landlord would come to settle accounts with him, he even moved the small box containing the silver out from under the bed and hid it in the rice jar to rest assured.
And these few days, Xiaopang has not come. It is said that during the few days when he was away, he was transferred to other places by the emperor to inspect the people's situation, but the emperor is also quite stupid. A dude who molested beauties on the street, if you asked him to inspect people's conditions, he probably just pretended to go out for a walk, and when he came back with a full pocket, what could he do!
However, although Xiaopang did not come, the little prince did come. The first thing the little prince came in was to hug the cute kitten in his eyes. Unfortunately, Brother Leopard kept running away. I couldn't touch the Mao Mao I was thinking about, and finally caught fish with the three little eagles in the yard. Although my hands were covered with mud, I was very happy!
But during the meal, the little prince got into a fight with Zizi, and both wanted to be beside Xuebai, but the point was that his side was already filled with several domestic animals, so only the other side was left. But these people refused to give in to each other, and the final result was that the little prince was thrown out of the courtyard by Zizi, crying and screaming.
Seeing that the little prince was being bullied at his own home, Xue Bai hurriedly went out to pick him up. The little prince brought back had big round eyes that were watery and foggy, and looked at Xue Bai pitifully, looking extremely wronged.
Seeing that Zizi was sitting there as if nothing had happened, and had already eaten, he gave him a hard look, "Why are you bullying the child?" Pushing Zizi away from the stool, hugging the child The aggrieved little prince coaxed, "Don't cry, look, I drove him away."
The little prince was overjoyed, and smiled proudly at Zizi, but when he faced Xuebai, he choked pitifully and said, "I won't cry!" Like a pitiful little girl with tears in her eyes, Xue Bai immediately abandoned her prejudice against children and fell in love with him.
On the other hand, Master Zi saw that the little kid was so arrogant, and the little beauty was still smiling at him. He immediately felt very uncomfortable and upset. He lifted his foot and kicked the stool under the little boy's butt. Poor The little prince screamed and sat down on the ground.
Seeing this, Xue Bai hurriedly pulled up the little prince who started to see steam again, turned around and saw that the culprit seemed to be okay, picked up the chopsticks in his hand and slapped him on the head, "Why are you so bad?" ?”
...I was so stupid after beating, oh my god, he just beat the legendary Violet Violet who was moody...
After Zizi was beaten, she was also stunned, and then continued to eat food silently. In fact, his heart was turbulent now, and he was in a mess. It was strange, how could he feel happy when he was beaten, but it seemed that no one had beaten him for a long time Be yourself, well, I kind of miss this feeling!
The little prince didn't care whether there was any abnormality in the atmosphere between the two of them. He only knew that Xuebai was helping him out. He liked the fluffy kitten before, but the kitten always ignored him and scratched him. Now Seeing that Xuebai treats him so well, his affection for him has grown to a higher level, and he likes him very much!So much so that every time the little prince skipped class, he ran to him.
After taking a few bites, he saw someone jumping in from the courtyard wall instead of going through the main entrance. When the little prince saw the person coming, he jumped up excitedly, "Father!"
... The emperor came, he looked up, huh?Isn't that the person who often buys his own orchids, he is the emperor?Is the person whom I stared at the emperor?But they obviously don't look the same, and this person is not as charming as the one he saw in the palace, but the smell is very familiar... This is the legendary disguise technique!
His Majesty the Emperor, who came uninvited, was not embarrassed by the dazed Xue Bai. He pulled the little prince and smiled amiably at Xue Bai, like a big brother next door: "Won't you invite me to sit down?"
"Please..., please sit down!" He finally came to his senses, moving the stool and serving the dishes.
So the owner of the position next to him changed from the little prince to the little prince's father. Fortunately, he had prepared enough meals. Otherwise, the emperor came, but he didn't eat enough... Then he doesn't have to go out in the future. Mix it up!
The little prince fell in love with the fragrant braised eel, and his mouth was full of oil. Seeing the children eating so happily, Xue Bai was also happy to see him. He picked up a few sweet and sour pork ribs and put them in the little prince's bowl. The prince never refuses the delicious food in front of him.
Suddenly he felt strong resentment emanating from him, turned his head and saw that it was Zizi, Zizi had taken a fancy to the big turtle in the backyard of his house before dinner, and wanted to make soup, but then the turtle was killed by Snow White He hid it, and now he sees him serving food for that kid again, he is very upset, unhappy!
I really can't ignore the resentful gaze, so I can only grab a piece of sweet and sour pork ribs for him, eat it, it's best to eat it until your mouth is full of tooth decay.
After picking up the dishes for Zizi, before he took back his chopsticks, he suddenly thought of a very serious question, should he also pick up some for the emperor? If he is caught, it may not be to the emperor's appetite, especially if he is the majestic king of a country who has been ignored by him for so long, it is difficult to handle, my God, how can it be so difficult to eat a meal!
In the end, he casually picked up a piece of sweet and sour pork ribs and put them in the emperor's bowl, regardless of whether he liked it or not. Look at the two big men.
After finishing the meal in peace, His Majesty did not say to leave, and of course he couldn't drive people away. After the meal, His Majesty sat down by the orchid bushes in the backyard of his house and drank the The wild tea leaves picked from the mountain, watching him and the little prince playing in the yard.
After several explorations, the little prince fell in love with the backyard of Xuebai's house, followed him to pick peaches from trees, dig peanuts, roast sweet potatoes... Every time he made himself look like a mud monkey, Zizi sometimes drank with the emperor Cha watched the excitement, and would make trouble for them when he was happy.
Especially recently, the grapes in his yard were ripe, and he couldn't finish them, so he bought a few small jars, some sugar, made wine, and buried them under the jujube tree. Even the little prince also made a small jar and buried them To the tree, but the child couldn't help it, always wanted to open it and take a few sips, and within a few days he drank up his jar of wine before he could taste it.
In short, his house has now become a paradise for the emperor and the little prince.
Moreover, Zizi, who lives in his house, is also very dishonest. Instead of making a move, she just stares at him with lustful eyes, which makes Xiao Snake always dislike him. In short, so many people are harmonious and weird live together.
Finally one day, he decided to work hard. He was going to go into the mountains. Before leaving, he saw Zizi lying on a recliner in the backyard, leisurely eating the grapes he had just picked in his yard. He was a little displeased, "I'm going up the mountain, you stay at home to watch the house!" Since I can't get rid of it, I can only use waste, "Don't forget to feed the chicken!"
Zizi didn't want to feed the chickens, so he got up from the reclining chair, "I'm going too!"
"Are you going?" Xuebai's big purple eyes looked at him from top to bottom, no matter how you look at it, his clothes don't look like they are suitable for going up the mountain!
"Why not? Let's go!" Zizi took the lead and walked first.
"Do you really want to go?" This person must be full!
"I never lie to beauties!" Those who lie are all ugly.
"Since you want to go, then carry this on your back!"
Seeing what Xuebai handed over, the corners of his mouth twitched, asking him to carry such a thing out as a dignified leader, then why would he still have a scary face in the future!
"Do you want to recite it?" Xuebai raised her chin, looking fierce. In fact, he didn't want Zizi to follow him. He had already prevented himself from having a chance to be intimate with his brother at home. , but I didn't expect that Zizi just wouldn't let him go.
Seeing Xuebai's attitude of not letting him go unless he recited it, Zizi finally compromised, "Okay, I'll recite it!" Zizi picked up the bamboo basket and blew a whistle, only to see the fiery red cloud rattling. Running in front of his house, Zizi generously hung the bamboo basket on the horse, hum, I don't know where the horse is usually hidden, and no one has stolen it!
Thinking that there would be no one at home, and the three eagles were unreliable, he could only take out the little snake hidden in his sleeve, "Good boy, can you stay and watch the house!" Since he came back this time, the snake It just stuck to him and wouldn't go away.
The little snake pretended not to hear, and wanted to crawl into his sleeve, but he grabbed him and coaxed: "I'll be back soon, really, I won't lie to you!" The little snake was still very affectionate. She rubbed and rubbed on his hand until finally biting two small blood holes in his hand, and then let him go away with satisfaction.
In the end, he held the little brother Leopard in his arms, followed by three eagles in the sky, and beside him was a gorgeously dressed purple master and his beloved horse, but these two were so different that people looked at them differently along the way stop.
In order to torture Zizi well, he walked very far until he could no longer see any traces of people passing by, and then he got into the mountain forest. As soon as he entered the forest, the three eagles ran away happily, but Hongyun was too big because of his size. Big, unable to enter the woods, and finally the big bamboo basket fell on the back of Zi Dajiao. Seeing the gorgeously dressed Zi Dajiao walking hard step by step in the woods with a bamboo basket on his back, he felt a sense of accomplishment. !
In the forest, he picked everything he saw. He didn’t let the fungus mushrooms go unnoticed. He also dug up a few orchids. Seeing the silver mask swaying around him, he finally couldn’t help but ask, “ Zizi, why are you wearing a mask!"
Seeing that Zizi didn't answer, he opened and closed his small mouth and continued to ask, "Is it because you are so beautiful, and whoever sees your real face first, who will you marry?" He also stayed in Yuquan Country It took me a long time to find out that not only men and women can marry, but also men and women, women and men, it is extremely open!
Master Zida really wanted to shut up that little mouth that kept talking. He asked endlessly along the way. It was strange that so many people were afraid of him. Why did he feel that he was not afraid at all? Could it be that he was too scared? Pamper him?
Xuebai led the great priest to dig and dig in the forest. The whole morning passed quickly, and it was time to rest for a while. Seeing a small soil bag in front of him, he sat on the bag with one buttocks, from the waist He took out two apples from the cloth bag in the room, gave one to Zizi, and gnawed on the other directly.
He gnawed off small pieces and kept feeding the Leopard brother in his arms, making Zizi, who was watching from the sidelines, extremely jealous. For himself, especially since he tasted that delicious body, he no longer tastes anything, and only thinks that the most delicious thing in the world is the ecstasy body in front of him.
After Xuebai finished eating the apples, he saw a lot of dirt on the small shovel in his hand, so he knocked on the bad wood under his feet, but just after knocking twice, there was only a sound of "crack", and the small mound of dirt collapsed. Because he didn't pay attention for a while, he also fell into the pit, looked down, and saw a human skull in the rotten pit..., "Aw..." screamed, He was so frightened that he picked up Brother Leopard in his arms, and threw himself into the arms of Zizi who was watching the fun.
"Be good, don't be afraid, don't be afraid!" Zizi comforted the terrified little beauty in her arms, while secretly regretting why she didn't think of this way earlier so that the beauty would throw herself into her arms.
Xuebai nestled in Zizi's arms, trembling uncontrollably, just now he had made it to the top of the grave, and even collapsed the grave... Finally he stopped thinking, poked his head out of Zizi's arms, couldn't help but I kept looking at the collapsed old grave, and kept praying in my heart, "Amitabha, this is none of my business, please don't settle accounts with me!"
"You pay for my house, pay for my house..."
… He heard such gloomy words suddenly, which made him almost think that the goblin landlord had come, but when he looked around, he saw a translucent person in white clothes floating around him at some point. His long hair was loose, covering his face tightly, and the piercing voice came out of that ghost's mouth, "You pay me for the house..."
He finally came to his senses, "Ghost..." He yelled, and got into Zizi's arms, so that Zizi could only comfort her excitedly, "Don't be afraid, don't be afraid, with me here, ghosts dare not come! "Really, I'm so timid, isn't it just a grave?
The author has something to say: finally another chapter. . .
37 Leading the Ghost Home
Xuebai hugged Brother Leopard tightly in his arms, and with the powerful aura of the Great Master Violet by his side, he finally felt at ease. He tried his best to ignore the ethereal voice that kept chanting scriptures in his ears, " You pay me for the house, accompany me for the house... ".
When he finally raised his head tremblingly from Zizi's embrace, he quickly jumped out of Zizi's embrace with an "ow" and stretched out his fingers to Zizi's side, "You, you...he is right next to your ear Blow!"
"Really?" Zizi obviously didn't believe it. If there was a ghost, why didn't she feel it at all.
The white-clothed ghost probably saw that the purple-clothed man didn't respond to him, so he aimed at Xuebai who reacted very much to him, and floated towards him. Brother Leopard, who loves his brother, saw his precious brother being covered by this translucent thing. Trembling with fright, he jumped out of his younger brother's arms, stretched out his paws and scratched at that thing, but unexpectedly...slowly passed through.
Seeing the white-clothed ghost passing through Brother Leopard and floating toward him, he hurriedly hid behind Zizi, but the ghost bypassed Zizi and continued to float in front of him, he hid, and the ghost floated... Finally, the two played together He got the eagle to catch the chick until Zizi was almost dizzy, and finally he grabbed Xuebai angrily, "Can you stop spinning, you are thinking about ghosts and crazy!"
What does it mean that he is crazy about ghosts? The ghost is obviously around, okay? He pointed to the white-clothed ghost floating in mid-air, "Didn't you see the ghost is right behind you?"
"I see!" Zizi grabbed Xuebai and hugged him tightly, and immediately put her hand into his clothes, "You are really getting more and more naughty!" That's not how it works!
Seeing Zizi's obviously suspicious tone, Xuebai didn't discuss the ghost issue with him anymore, but..., this ghost has been whispering in his ear for so long without taking any real action, could it be that this ghost is an embroidered Pillow?
Thinking of this, he became bolder, stretched out his finger and poked at the ghost in white, um... soft, slippery, cool, like jelly... jelly?Unbelievably, he changed the place and poked it twice, it was still soft, slippery, and cool...
After being poked twice, the white-clothed ghost finally came to his senses and yelled, "Help me, molestation..." and flew far away from him.
"Hehe!" Seeing how cute the ghost's reaction was, Xue Bai wasn't afraid of him any more, and they were also of the same kind—the same non-human beings.
Zizi, on the other hand, saw Xuebai sticking out her fingers, poking the air back and forth, and giggling, thinking that the little beauty was frightened, but fortunately, the problem was not serious, and she didn't delay going to bed.
After laughing, Xue Bai suddenly thought of a very important problem that needs to be solved, "How about we repair this grave?" As long as the house is repaired, the ghost should not bother him!
"What's the purpose of repairing it?" He thought he was a majestic master who killed people and frightened people, but he didn't like repairing graves for people.
"Can you help me?" Xuebai tugged at his sleeve, his big eyes were misty, pitiful, but he was contemptuous in his heart, hum, if he didn't dare to do it himself, Brother Leopard couldn't transform, you want to help You don't need it!
The Great Hierarch looked at those big misty eyes, and his heart softened, but it was not so easy to get him to work, "You kiss me, and I will help you!"
"Well... can I give you money?" This was his biggest concession.
Zizi pinched his slippery little face and tugged, "Do you think I'm short of money?"
Well, this man is really not short of money. He looked guiltyly at Brother Leopard in his arms, and then at the face with the silver mask, "How can I kiss you with a mask on?"
Zi Dajiao also realized this problem, and was silent for a while, and finally, "You remember to owe me a condition."
After finishing speaking, he drew out the soft sword at his waist, hacked and slashed, and in a short while a coffin was ready. Then he picked out the bones and arranged them in a human shape. Finally, with a big wave of his palm, he patted up a large piece of soil, and waited for the coffin to be filled. It landed, and the grave was piled up.
Seeing that Zizi was not sloppy in her work, she was serious and responsible, which made Xuebai admire her unceasingly. She didn't expect that this high priest has a high level of murder and murder, and he even knows the order of human bones. What a shame!
The last item was still missing, Xue Bai asked the ghost floating in the distance, "What's your name?"
This white-clothed ghost may have been a ghost for too long, and his reaction was a little slow. It took a long time before he replied, "I forgot!"
……
In the end, only "Tomb of Anonymous" was engraved on the tombstone. Seeing that everything was in order, Xuebai planned to leave here, but before leaving, he found a field of orchids not far from the grave. He took out a small shovel to dig, and the white-clothed ghost who had calmed down floated to him and continued to chant sutras, "You villain, you are not allowed to dig the flowers in my backyard, you are not allowed to dig the flowers in my backyard..."
Xuebai pretended not to hear, almost on hands and feet, quickly dug out the orchid, put the bamboo basket on his back and left, but the ghost followed behind him, he took a step, the ghost floated, the farthest was no more than Three steps, "Why are you following me?" In the end he couldn't take it anymore, why do you say you are a ghost following him?Even if it was a harmless ghost, he still couldn't accept it in his heart!
The white-clothed ghost tremblingly stretched out a pale finger, pointing at the bamboo basket containing the orchids, "You dug away my orchids!" Mi Yin bought.
... Xuebai pretended not to hear, turned around and continued walking, it was impossible to ask him to spit out the orchid, it was all money, and he guessed that this ghost would not be able to follow very far, because I heard that all ghosts He couldn't leave the cemetery too far, and when he got out of the woods and the sun was strong, the ghost couldn't follow him anymore.
The wish is beautiful, but the reality is often very cruel. When the ghost was exposed to the sun, his whole body seemed to emit a faint soft halo, and he seemed to hear the ghost's comfortable groans...
Woohoo, he collapsed, this ghost can not only leave the cemetery, but he is not afraid of the sun!
So, the ghost followed him all the way back home, Xiao Honglian at home didn't even look at the translucent creature, and got into his sleeve in a flash, rubbing up and down.
It may be because Xuebai once destroyed his house and dug away his orchids, which caused the ghost to have a "special liking" for Xuebai. Not only did he watch it while sleeping, but he even followed him when he went to the toilet. , I can still hear the ghost smacking his mouth, circling around the food so greedy, that he got two big dark circles not long after he got home, woo woo, when will he be a boss these days, How can we live from now on!
And this ghost usually doesn't like to talk, but that's what makes it even scarier, thinking that every morning when he wakes up and opens his eyes, he will see a dark head dangling in front of his eyes, who wouldn't be afraid!
Finally, he couldn't take it anymore, "Could you please comb your messy hair?"
"Aren't all ghosts like this?" The white-clothed ghost pointed fingers childishly.
Xuebai was surprised, "Have you seen other ghosts?"
"no!"
"..." If you haven't seen other ghosts, how do you know that ghosts look like this? Xuebai's usually tossing little mouths opened and closed again, but didn't hold back a single word.
In a fit of anger, he threw the comb to the ghost in white, "here, comb it well!" After a few days of contact, Xuebai already knew that although a ghost is a translucent ghost, he can still handle light things. started.
The ghost in white obediently picked up the wooden comb, and combed slowly from the tip to the root of the hair bit by bit. The black and smooth hair was like a thin fan, and it became smoother and smoother under the comb.
Until the messy hair was combed well, this ghost turned out to be a handsome young man with delicate features, bright eyes like clear springs, innocent like a child.
It made him almost pounce on it to pinch it, but he didn't expect this ghost to be so cute, but when he saw his translucent body, his hands stopped immediately.
Zizi saw that Xuebai had been nagging and suspicious since the day that the grave was collapsed, she looked at him even more strangely, cared more about him, and was considering whether to go to bed to scare the little beauty, but the little beauty Always shy!
Every time Zizi wants to squeeze into the room to sleep with him, he slaps him out, and he finds that he is less and less afraid of the great leader, hmph, I don’t know why he is so idle, why? There is no righteous person in the martial arts to subdue demons and eliminate demons, so that he can be busy!
The few at home hadn't been settled yet, and something happened again. This morning, as soon as he opened his eyes, he saw a little snake offering him something. He picked it up and saw it was a silver-white bamboo leaf-shaped dart. Gritting your teeth, it's silver, ha ha!
There was a small paper tube tied to the dart, he opened it, and there was a small note inside... Ever since he received the "confession" letter from the goblin landlord last time, he was a little apprehensive about such things, but in the end I still opened the note: Obediently wait at home, and three days later, my husband will come to marry me.
Signed: the husband stays.
38 The Cave Escape Marriage
"Where did you pick it up?" It couldn't be that the little snake brought back the letters from other people's homes!
The little snake flicked its tail and brought him to the jujube tree in his yard. There was a deep cut on the trunk. Looking at the mark, it was obvious that the dart was pulled out from there.
... It's over, it's over, this is his first thought at this time, it must be the goblin landlord, he must be angry at himself for letting all his beauties go, and even smeared mud on his face, wanting to take revenge on himself!
He can imagine that if he marries in the past, he will be bullied miserably. Maybe there will be a snobbish maid who abuses his master, an old man in charge who is dedicated to angering him, maybe there will be a large group of goblin landlords looking for new ones... The male concubine Ji who came back was specially used to trouble him, and then he was trapped in a small dark and damp house, eating cold leftovers and eating moldy steamed buns... He opened his mind, He imagined to his heart's content the scene of his suffering, and after thinking about it, he gave a fierce shudder, got into the house and began to pack his things, it's better to run away early!
Zizi picked up the ball of paper that Xuebai threw on the ground, glanced at it, and then saw Xuebai rushed into the house and started to pack things in a hurry, and finally carried the boss's bag to worry about those orchid eels in the yard, seeing Xuebai so entangled , Zizi, who had been watching him busy before and after, finally said, "You don't need to pack your things, I can protect you!"
... Xuebai yelled "Aww", threw away the big bundle in her hand, and rushed towards Zizi, scratching, biting...
Finally, when he let go of Zizi, Zizi's hairstyle was messed up, and her clothes were half off, adding a touch of ambiguity to her.
But Xuebai was not in the mood to watch, and hated him even more, "Why didn't you say it earlier?" He was so anxious to pack things just now, especially when he saw that there were many things in the yard that he couldn't take away, his heart ached, woo Woo, he never wants to experience the same pain again.
"I think you can solve it?" Zizi smoothed his hair, pulled his clothes, and his hands began to be dishonest again. He pinched his small snow-white chin and kept rubbing it, "Are you very moved? Body promise?" No matter how proud the voice sounded, it was very flattering.
"I'm so moved... fart!" He uttered obscenities angrily. Although the voice of the last word was very low, someone's ears were not decorations, so they could hear them clearly.
However, he is very tolerant towards Xue Bai who was just scared, but in the next three days, little Xue Bai can only become someone's caring servant, serving tea and pouring water, beating his back and making the bed, if possible, Bed warmers work too!
But Xuebai suffered so much that he was completely reduced to someone's servant, and he was still an unpopular servant, because a certain leader once said to him, "If you were my servant, you wouldn't have to work so hard."
As his person, Xuebai naturally knew what these words meant, but he could only settle for the second best, and chose the second condition - a personal servant.
It's really not easy to be a personal servant. You see, there are so many things to do when drinking tea. The tea is cold for a while, and the tea is hot for a while. The leader took a bowl of boiled water, turned his head and left, hum, I want to drink tea, but no!
And his warm kang head was also occupied, especially Zi Dajiao seems to be very curious about the things in his house, no matter what he touches, the most annoying person is lying on the kang head eating grapes, grapes The seeds are vomited all over the ground, and there is not even a place to step on it. If you step on it, the sole of your foot will be covered with a layer of grape seeds.
Seeing that his hut was being tossed in such a horrible way, he decided to keep out of sight and hide away, but as the saying goes, luck never comes without double, misfortunes never come singly, and he encountered another thing that made him very sad.
The pot of white orchids on the window sill, which was originally crystal clear, was drooping its head, listless, and its leaves were curled up, dry, as if it hadn't been watered for several months.
But the soil in the flower pot was obviously wet, which frightened him, he hurriedly looked through the books to check the information, but he couldn't find out what the problem was, even His Majesty the emperor who rushed to his house saw this and helped After some research, the two had a common topic, and the relationship between them naturally improved after talking more, and Xue Bai was not as afraid of this seemingly harmless boss as before, but even with the help of His Majesty the Emperor , that pot of orchids is still developing in a bad direction.
On the contrary, Master Zi saw that Xuebai and that little boy's father were studying that pot of wilting flowers all day long, and he was upset. You don't like to approve memorials in the palace, and you don't pamper the beauties of the harem. What's the matter with running here?
It really delayed his relationship with the little beauty. By the way, this little beauty is also a difficult master. Back then, when he hooked his fingers, countless beauties would be sent up by himself, but now, he can't even touch his toes. Checked it again, but the little beauty pretended to be confused. It seems that this beauty is too reserved, he still has to work hard!
Especially now, seeing the little beauty put all his attention on that pot of orchids, he was even more upset, God knows how much he hates orchids, so he was very upset, took this pot of orchids and ran out of the courtyard while no one was paying attention , I found an empty corner and threw it away, then patted my butt and came back.
Xuebai didn't look at the pot of orchids for half a stick of incense, but when he looked again, it disappeared. Was it stolen?Or did the orchid become a spirit and ran away by itself?
After he searched the front yard, he didn't even see the shadow of the pot of orchids, but Zizi had worked so hard. He kept comforting Xuebai, while accompanying him to find the orchids, "Don't worry, baby, take your time to find the orchids." I'll find it!" His address for Xuebai has been raised from "beauty" to "baby".
"Thank you!" Xuebai didn't pay much attention to his change of address, but he was still very moved to see Zizi's enthusiastic help.
"It's my honor!" After Zizi finished speaking, she reached out to touch the inside of his clothes.
"Hmph!" He slapped that perverted hand aside with one slap, how could this man be like this, he just wanted to take advantage of others, and he couldn't help boasting at all!
But it's a pity, I can no longer smell the elegant orchid fragrance, flower fragrance... Yes, you can smell it with your nose, why didn't you think of it at first, he sniffed vigorously, following the scent of the memory in his memory After planting the scent of flowers, I finally found the pot of orchid next to a garbage dump in the city. Poor flower, after such a toss, all the flowers and leaves have now been limply attached to the flower pot. It's still a big problem if it can't be saved!
He took back the orchid and was busy changing the soil, watering and fertilizing it. As time went by, the orchid gradually became energetic, and the drooping flowers and leaves slowly stood up. After a while, the orchid became as slim and graceful as before. Elegant and refined, I didn't expect this flower to get sick so quickly and heal faster!
In the middle of the night, Xuebai was sleeping soundly, and he heard the sound of the door opening in a daze. As a goblin, he was always alert. When he looked up, it was Zizi who came in. However, he felt a layer of low pressure covering his whole body, "What's wrong with you?" ?” She stayed awake in the middle of the night and ran to him.
"Sleepwalking!" Zizi was suffering and couldn't tell. He was sleeping soundly, but he was punched several times in his deep sleep, but he didn't see the murderer. Seeing such a master, he was very worried that the snow white baby would be abducted, so he groped into his room in the middle of the night, "I'll sleep with you!"
Xue Bai doubted the authenticity of these words, but what if he really was sleepwalking?Just in case, he still lifted the corner of the quilt, and saw Zizi sneak in directly, the snow-white under the quilt could only feel a warm body on the back, warm and reassuring.
Zizi's chin kept rubbing against his shoulder, and after a few rubs, she fell into a deep sleep. The little snake in Xuebai's arms stretched its teeth and claws to bite, but it didn't dare to open its mouth easily, so it could only vomit continuously. In the silent night, many animals are fast asleep, the full moon is in the sky, cool as water, only the pot of orchid on the window sill seems to emit a faint halo, which looks like a dream...
The next day, when Xue Bai woke up, he found that he was nestling in the arms of a certain leader very comfortably and enjoying himself, and he had left a large area of saliva on the slippery obscene clothes, and his little face immediately turned red. A rosy glow appeared, and he started talking nonsense with his eyes open, "I didn't get that up!"
Zizi saw that the beautiful baby in her arms was so cute early in the morning, and viciously pinched her puffy little face, it was soft and slippery, and it felt good to the touch!
It made the leopard brother and the little snake in Xuebai's arms start to bark their teeth and claws, hmph, you are making trouble during the day, and letting you come in to sleep at night is already giving you face, but you still want to stop your hands and feet!
In any case, the Great Hierarch finally climbed onto Xuebai’s warm kang in a fair manner by virtue of the sleepwalking incident in the middle of the night, and the Great Hierarch was suspicious of Xuebai before and thought that he was stimulated, so now he is half-believed, Because after all, no one has ever approached him within three steps while he was asleep.
Although Zizi promised to help him, Xuebai was still a little worried, so he decided to save himself, so that at least he had double insurance, which was safer.
He planned to dig a hole in the backyard of his house, and then he would hide in it, and no one would find out. During the period, the little prince came once, but he didn't expect that His Royal Highness could see the translucent white-clothed ghost. Curious about this magical creature, he stretched out his tender little hand to touch it, and immediately fell in love with the cool and smooth touch, so the white-clothed ghost was harassed, and finally abducted to the palace by the little prince.
Without the white-clothed ghost to follow, Brother Leopard turned into a human form, and the two began to dig a hole. He even sent the eagles to stand guard to prevent anyone from breaking in and finding Brother Leopard.
Finally, Huang Tian paid off. He dug a big pit, built densely packed wooden piles around it, and then built a few large stone slabs on it. Finally, he spread a layer of soil on the stone slabs, and transplanted some on top. crop to make it look peaceful
And these few days, Xiaopang has not come. It is said that during the few days when he was away, he was transferred to other places by the emperor to inspect the people's situation, but the emperor is also quite stupid. A dude who molested beauties on the street, if you asked him to inspect people's conditions, he probably just pretended to go out for a walk, and when he came back with a full pocket, what could he do!
However, although Xiaopang did not come, the little prince did come. The first thing the little prince came in was to hug the cute kitten in his eyes. Unfortunately, Brother Leopard kept running away. I couldn't touch the Mao Mao I was thinking about, and finally caught fish with the three little eagles in the yard. Although my hands were covered with mud, I was very happy!
But during the meal, the little prince got into a fight with Zizi, and both wanted to be beside Xuebai, but the point was that his side was already filled with several domestic animals, so only the other side was left. But these people refused to give in to each other, and the final result was that the little prince was thrown out of the courtyard by Zizi, crying and screaming.
Seeing that the little prince was being bullied at his own home, Xue Bai hurriedly went out to pick him up. The little prince brought back had big round eyes that were watery and foggy, and looked at Xue Bai pitifully, looking extremely wronged.
Seeing that Zizi was sitting there as if nothing had happened, and had already eaten, he gave him a hard look, "Why are you bullying the child?" Pushing Zizi away from the stool, hugging the child The aggrieved little prince coaxed, "Don't cry, look, I drove him away."
The little prince was overjoyed, and smiled proudly at Zizi, but when he faced Xuebai, he choked pitifully and said, "I won't cry!" Like a pitiful little girl with tears in her eyes, Xue Bai immediately abandoned her prejudice against children and fell in love with him.
On the other hand, Master Zi saw that the little kid was so arrogant, and the little beauty was still smiling at him. He immediately felt very uncomfortable and upset. He lifted his foot and kicked the stool under the little boy's butt. Poor The little prince screamed and sat down on the ground.
Seeing this, Xue Bai hurriedly pulled up the little prince who started to see steam again, turned around and saw that the culprit seemed to be okay, picked up the chopsticks in his hand and slapped him on the head, "Why are you so bad?" ?”
...I was so stupid after beating, oh my god, he just beat the legendary Violet Violet who was moody...
After Zizi was beaten, she was also stunned, and then continued to eat food silently. In fact, his heart was turbulent now, and he was in a mess. It was strange, how could he feel happy when he was beaten, but it seemed that no one had beaten him for a long time Be yourself, well, I kind of miss this feeling!
The little prince didn't care whether there was any abnormality in the atmosphere between the two of them. He only knew that Xuebai was helping him out. He liked the fluffy kitten before, but the kitten always ignored him and scratched him. Now Seeing that Xuebai treats him so well, his affection for him has grown to a higher level, and he likes him very much!So much so that every time the little prince skipped class, he ran to him.
After taking a few bites, he saw someone jumping in from the courtyard wall instead of going through the main entrance. When the little prince saw the person coming, he jumped up excitedly, "Father!"
... The emperor came, he looked up, huh?Isn't that the person who often buys his own orchids, he is the emperor?Is the person whom I stared at the emperor?But they obviously don't look the same, and this person is not as charming as the one he saw in the palace, but the smell is very familiar... This is the legendary disguise technique!
His Majesty the Emperor, who came uninvited, was not embarrassed by the dazed Xue Bai. He pulled the little prince and smiled amiably at Xue Bai, like a big brother next door: "Won't you invite me to sit down?"
"Please..., please sit down!" He finally came to his senses, moving the stool and serving the dishes.
So the owner of the position next to him changed from the little prince to the little prince's father. Fortunately, he had prepared enough meals. Otherwise, the emperor came, but he didn't eat enough... Then he doesn't have to go out in the future. Mix it up!
The little prince fell in love with the fragrant braised eel, and his mouth was full of oil. Seeing the children eating so happily, Xue Bai was also happy to see him. He picked up a few sweet and sour pork ribs and put them in the little prince's bowl. The prince never refuses the delicious food in front of him.
Suddenly he felt strong resentment emanating from him, turned his head and saw that it was Zizi, Zizi had taken a fancy to the big turtle in the backyard of his house before dinner, and wanted to make soup, but then the turtle was killed by Snow White He hid it, and now he sees him serving food for that kid again, he is very upset, unhappy!
I really can't ignore the resentful gaze, so I can only grab a piece of sweet and sour pork ribs for him, eat it, it's best to eat it until your mouth is full of tooth decay.
After picking up the dishes for Zizi, before he took back his chopsticks, he suddenly thought of a very serious question, should he also pick up some for the emperor? If he is caught, it may not be to the emperor's appetite, especially if he is the majestic king of a country who has been ignored by him for so long, it is difficult to handle, my God, how can it be so difficult to eat a meal!
In the end, he casually picked up a piece of sweet and sour pork ribs and put them in the emperor's bowl, regardless of whether he liked it or not. Look at the two big men.
After finishing the meal in peace, His Majesty did not say to leave, and of course he couldn't drive people away. After the meal, His Majesty sat down by the orchid bushes in the backyard of his house and drank the The wild tea leaves picked from the mountain, watching him and the little prince playing in the yard.
After several explorations, the little prince fell in love with the backyard of Xuebai's house, followed him to pick peaches from trees, dig peanuts, roast sweet potatoes... Every time he made himself look like a mud monkey, Zizi sometimes drank with the emperor Cha watched the excitement, and would make trouble for them when he was happy.
Especially recently, the grapes in his yard were ripe, and he couldn't finish them, so he bought a few small jars, some sugar, made wine, and buried them under the jujube tree. Even the little prince also made a small jar and buried them To the tree, but the child couldn't help it, always wanted to open it and take a few sips, and within a few days he drank up his jar of wine before he could taste it.
In short, his house has now become a paradise for the emperor and the little prince.
Moreover, Zizi, who lives in his house, is also very dishonest. Instead of making a move, she just stares at him with lustful eyes, which makes Xiao Snake always dislike him. In short, so many people are harmonious and weird live together.
Finally one day, he decided to work hard. He was going to go into the mountains. Before leaving, he saw Zizi lying on a recliner in the backyard, leisurely eating the grapes he had just picked in his yard. He was a little displeased, "I'm going up the mountain, you stay at home to watch the house!" Since I can't get rid of it, I can only use waste, "Don't forget to feed the chicken!"
Zizi didn't want to feed the chickens, so he got up from the reclining chair, "I'm going too!"
"Are you going?" Xuebai's big purple eyes looked at him from top to bottom, no matter how you look at it, his clothes don't look like they are suitable for going up the mountain!
"Why not? Let's go!" Zizi took the lead and walked first.
"Do you really want to go?" This person must be full!
"I never lie to beauties!" Those who lie are all ugly.
"Since you want to go, then carry this on your back!"
Seeing what Xuebai handed over, the corners of his mouth twitched, asking him to carry such a thing out as a dignified leader, then why would he still have a scary face in the future!
"Do you want to recite it?" Xuebai raised her chin, looking fierce. In fact, he didn't want Zizi to follow him. He had already prevented himself from having a chance to be intimate with his brother at home. , but I didn't expect that Zizi just wouldn't let him go.
Seeing Xuebai's attitude of not letting him go unless he recited it, Zizi finally compromised, "Okay, I'll recite it!" Zizi picked up the bamboo basket and blew a whistle, only to see the fiery red cloud rattling. Running in front of his house, Zizi generously hung the bamboo basket on the horse, hum, I don't know where the horse is usually hidden, and no one has stolen it!
Thinking that there would be no one at home, and the three eagles were unreliable, he could only take out the little snake hidden in his sleeve, "Good boy, can you stay and watch the house!" Since he came back this time, the snake It just stuck to him and wouldn't go away.
The little snake pretended not to hear, and wanted to crawl into his sleeve, but he grabbed him and coaxed: "I'll be back soon, really, I won't lie to you!" The little snake was still very affectionate. She rubbed and rubbed on his hand until finally biting two small blood holes in his hand, and then let him go away with satisfaction.
In the end, he held the little brother Leopard in his arms, followed by three eagles in the sky, and beside him was a gorgeously dressed purple master and his beloved horse, but these two were so different that people looked at them differently along the way stop.
In order to torture Zizi well, he walked very far until he could no longer see any traces of people passing by, and then he got into the mountain forest. As soon as he entered the forest, the three eagles ran away happily, but Hongyun was too big because of his size. Big, unable to enter the woods, and finally the big bamboo basket fell on the back of Zi Dajiao. Seeing the gorgeously dressed Zi Dajiao walking hard step by step in the woods with a bamboo basket on his back, he felt a sense of accomplishment. !
In the forest, he picked everything he saw. He didn’t let the fungus mushrooms go unnoticed. He also dug up a few orchids. Seeing the silver mask swaying around him, he finally couldn’t help but ask, “ Zizi, why are you wearing a mask!"
Seeing that Zizi didn't answer, he opened and closed his small mouth and continued to ask, "Is it because you are so beautiful, and whoever sees your real face first, who will you marry?" He also stayed in Yuquan Country It took me a long time to find out that not only men and women can marry, but also men and women, women and men, it is extremely open!
Master Zida really wanted to shut up that little mouth that kept talking. He asked endlessly along the way. It was strange that so many people were afraid of him. Why did he feel that he was not afraid at all? Could it be that he was too scared? Pamper him?
Xuebai led the great priest to dig and dig in the forest. The whole morning passed quickly, and it was time to rest for a while. Seeing a small soil bag in front of him, he sat on the bag with one buttocks, from the waist He took out two apples from the cloth bag in the room, gave one to Zizi, and gnawed on the other directly.
He gnawed off small pieces and kept feeding the Leopard brother in his arms, making Zizi, who was watching from the sidelines, extremely jealous. For himself, especially since he tasted that delicious body, he no longer tastes anything, and only thinks that the most delicious thing in the world is the ecstasy body in front of him.
After Xuebai finished eating the apples, he saw a lot of dirt on the small shovel in his hand, so he knocked on the bad wood under his feet, but just after knocking twice, there was only a sound of "crack", and the small mound of dirt collapsed. Because he didn't pay attention for a while, he also fell into the pit, looked down, and saw a human skull in the rotten pit..., "Aw..." screamed, He was so frightened that he picked up Brother Leopard in his arms, and threw himself into the arms of Zizi who was watching the fun.
"Be good, don't be afraid, don't be afraid!" Zizi comforted the terrified little beauty in her arms, while secretly regretting why she didn't think of this way earlier so that the beauty would throw herself into her arms.
Xuebai nestled in Zizi's arms, trembling uncontrollably, just now he had made it to the top of the grave, and even collapsed the grave... Finally he stopped thinking, poked his head out of Zizi's arms, couldn't help but I kept looking at the collapsed old grave, and kept praying in my heart, "Amitabha, this is none of my business, please don't settle accounts with me!"
"You pay for my house, pay for my house..."
… He heard such gloomy words suddenly, which made him almost think that the goblin landlord had come, but when he looked around, he saw a translucent person in white clothes floating around him at some point. His long hair was loose, covering his face tightly, and the piercing voice came out of that ghost's mouth, "You pay me for the house..."
He finally came to his senses, "Ghost..." He yelled, and got into Zizi's arms, so that Zizi could only comfort her excitedly, "Don't be afraid, don't be afraid, with me here, ghosts dare not come! "Really, I'm so timid, isn't it just a grave?
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37 Leading the Ghost Home
Xuebai hugged Brother Leopard tightly in his arms, and with the powerful aura of the Great Master Violet by his side, he finally felt at ease. He tried his best to ignore the ethereal voice that kept chanting scriptures in his ears, " You pay me for the house, accompany me for the house... ".
When he finally raised his head tremblingly from Zizi's embrace, he quickly jumped out of Zizi's embrace with an "ow" and stretched out his fingers to Zizi's side, "You, you...he is right next to your ear Blow!"
"Really?" Zizi obviously didn't believe it. If there was a ghost, why didn't she feel it at all.
The white-clothed ghost probably saw that the purple-clothed man didn't respond to him, so he aimed at Xuebai who reacted very much to him, and floated towards him. Brother Leopard, who loves his brother, saw his precious brother being covered by this translucent thing. Trembling with fright, he jumped out of his younger brother's arms, stretched out his paws and scratched at that thing, but unexpectedly...slowly passed through.
Seeing the white-clothed ghost passing through Brother Leopard and floating toward him, he hurriedly hid behind Zizi, but the ghost bypassed Zizi and continued to float in front of him, he hid, and the ghost floated... Finally, the two played together He got the eagle to catch the chick until Zizi was almost dizzy, and finally he grabbed Xuebai angrily, "Can you stop spinning, you are thinking about ghosts and crazy!"
What does it mean that he is crazy about ghosts? The ghost is obviously around, okay? He pointed to the white-clothed ghost floating in mid-air, "Didn't you see the ghost is right behind you?"
"I see!" Zizi grabbed Xuebai and hugged him tightly, and immediately put her hand into his clothes, "You are really getting more and more naughty!" That's not how it works!
Seeing Zizi's obviously suspicious tone, Xuebai didn't discuss the ghost issue with him anymore, but..., this ghost has been whispering in his ear for so long without taking any real action, could it be that this ghost is an embroidered Pillow?
Thinking of this, he became bolder, stretched out his finger and poked at the ghost in white, um... soft, slippery, cool, like jelly... jelly?Unbelievably, he changed the place and poked it twice, it was still soft, slippery, and cool...
After being poked twice, the white-clothed ghost finally came to his senses and yelled, "Help me, molestation..." and flew far away from him.
"Hehe!" Seeing how cute the ghost's reaction was, Xue Bai wasn't afraid of him any more, and they were also of the same kind—the same non-human beings.
Zizi, on the other hand, saw Xuebai sticking out her fingers, poking the air back and forth, and giggling, thinking that the little beauty was frightened, but fortunately, the problem was not serious, and she didn't delay going to bed.
After laughing, Xue Bai suddenly thought of a very important problem that needs to be solved, "How about we repair this grave?" As long as the house is repaired, the ghost should not bother him!
"What's the purpose of repairing it?" He thought he was a majestic master who killed people and frightened people, but he didn't like repairing graves for people.
"Can you help me?" Xuebai tugged at his sleeve, his big eyes were misty, pitiful, but he was contemptuous in his heart, hum, if he didn't dare to do it himself, Brother Leopard couldn't transform, you want to help You don't need it!
The Great Hierarch looked at those big misty eyes, and his heart softened, but it was not so easy to get him to work, "You kiss me, and I will help you!"
"Well... can I give you money?" This was his biggest concession.
Zizi pinched his slippery little face and tugged, "Do you think I'm short of money?"
Well, this man is really not short of money. He looked guiltyly at Brother Leopard in his arms, and then at the face with the silver mask, "How can I kiss you with a mask on?"
Zi Dajiao also realized this problem, and was silent for a while, and finally, "You remember to owe me a condition."
After finishing speaking, he drew out the soft sword at his waist, hacked and slashed, and in a short while a coffin was ready. Then he picked out the bones and arranged them in a human shape. Finally, with a big wave of his palm, he patted up a large piece of soil, and waited for the coffin to be filled. It landed, and the grave was piled up.
Seeing that Zizi was not sloppy in her work, she was serious and responsible, which made Xuebai admire her unceasingly. She didn't expect that this high priest has a high level of murder and murder, and he even knows the order of human bones. What a shame!
The last item was still missing, Xue Bai asked the ghost floating in the distance, "What's your name?"
This white-clothed ghost may have been a ghost for too long, and his reaction was a little slow. It took a long time before he replied, "I forgot!"
……
In the end, only "Tomb of Anonymous" was engraved on the tombstone. Seeing that everything was in order, Xuebai planned to leave here, but before leaving, he found a field of orchids not far from the grave. He took out a small shovel to dig, and the white-clothed ghost who had calmed down floated to him and continued to chant sutras, "You villain, you are not allowed to dig the flowers in my backyard, you are not allowed to dig the flowers in my backyard..."
Xuebai pretended not to hear, almost on hands and feet, quickly dug out the orchid, put the bamboo basket on his back and left, but the ghost followed behind him, he took a step, the ghost floated, the farthest was no more than Three steps, "Why are you following me?" In the end he couldn't take it anymore, why do you say you are a ghost following him?Even if it was a harmless ghost, he still couldn't accept it in his heart!
The white-clothed ghost tremblingly stretched out a pale finger, pointing at the bamboo basket containing the orchids, "You dug away my orchids!" Mi Yin bought.
... Xuebai pretended not to hear, turned around and continued walking, it was impossible to ask him to spit out the orchid, it was all money, and he guessed that this ghost would not be able to follow very far, because I heard that all ghosts He couldn't leave the cemetery too far, and when he got out of the woods and the sun was strong, the ghost couldn't follow him anymore.
The wish is beautiful, but the reality is often very cruel. When the ghost was exposed to the sun, his whole body seemed to emit a faint soft halo, and he seemed to hear the ghost's comfortable groans...
Woohoo, he collapsed, this ghost can not only leave the cemetery, but he is not afraid of the sun!
So, the ghost followed him all the way back home, Xiao Honglian at home didn't even look at the translucent creature, and got into his sleeve in a flash, rubbing up and down.
It may be because Xuebai once destroyed his house and dug away his orchids, which caused the ghost to have a "special liking" for Xuebai. Not only did he watch it while sleeping, but he even followed him when he went to the toilet. , I can still hear the ghost smacking his mouth, circling around the food so greedy, that he got two big dark circles not long after he got home, woo woo, when will he be a boss these days, How can we live from now on!
And this ghost usually doesn't like to talk, but that's what makes it even scarier, thinking that every morning when he wakes up and opens his eyes, he will see a dark head dangling in front of his eyes, who wouldn't be afraid!
Finally, he couldn't take it anymore, "Could you please comb your messy hair?"
"Aren't all ghosts like this?" The white-clothed ghost pointed fingers childishly.
Xuebai was surprised, "Have you seen other ghosts?"
"no!"
"..." If you haven't seen other ghosts, how do you know that ghosts look like this? Xuebai's usually tossing little mouths opened and closed again, but didn't hold back a single word.
In a fit of anger, he threw the comb to the ghost in white, "here, comb it well!" After a few days of contact, Xuebai already knew that although a ghost is a translucent ghost, he can still handle light things. started.
The ghost in white obediently picked up the wooden comb, and combed slowly from the tip to the root of the hair bit by bit. The black and smooth hair was like a thin fan, and it became smoother and smoother under the comb.
Until the messy hair was combed well, this ghost turned out to be a handsome young man with delicate features, bright eyes like clear springs, innocent like a child.
It made him almost pounce on it to pinch it, but he didn't expect this ghost to be so cute, but when he saw his translucent body, his hands stopped immediately.
Zizi saw that Xuebai had been nagging and suspicious since the day that the grave was collapsed, she looked at him even more strangely, cared more about him, and was considering whether to go to bed to scare the little beauty, but the little beauty Always shy!
Every time Zizi wants to squeeze into the room to sleep with him, he slaps him out, and he finds that he is less and less afraid of the great leader, hmph, I don’t know why he is so idle, why? There is no righteous person in the martial arts to subdue demons and eliminate demons, so that he can be busy!
The few at home hadn't been settled yet, and something happened again. This morning, as soon as he opened his eyes, he saw a little snake offering him something. He picked it up and saw it was a silver-white bamboo leaf-shaped dart. Gritting your teeth, it's silver, ha ha!
There was a small paper tube tied to the dart, he opened it, and there was a small note inside... Ever since he received the "confession" letter from the goblin landlord last time, he was a little apprehensive about such things, but in the end I still opened the note: Obediently wait at home, and three days later, my husband will come to marry me.
Signed: the husband stays.
38 The Cave Escape Marriage
"Where did you pick it up?" It couldn't be that the little snake brought back the letters from other people's homes!
The little snake flicked its tail and brought him to the jujube tree in his yard. There was a deep cut on the trunk. Looking at the mark, it was obvious that the dart was pulled out from there.
... It's over, it's over, this is his first thought at this time, it must be the goblin landlord, he must be angry at himself for letting all his beauties go, and even smeared mud on his face, wanting to take revenge on himself!
He can imagine that if he marries in the past, he will be bullied miserably. Maybe there will be a snobbish maid who abuses his master, an old man in charge who is dedicated to angering him, maybe there will be a large group of goblin landlords looking for new ones... The male concubine Ji who came back was specially used to trouble him, and then he was trapped in a small dark and damp house, eating cold leftovers and eating moldy steamed buns... He opened his mind, He imagined to his heart's content the scene of his suffering, and after thinking about it, he gave a fierce shudder, got into the house and began to pack his things, it's better to run away early!
Zizi picked up the ball of paper that Xuebai threw on the ground, glanced at it, and then saw Xuebai rushed into the house and started to pack things in a hurry, and finally carried the boss's bag to worry about those orchid eels in the yard, seeing Xuebai so entangled , Zizi, who had been watching him busy before and after, finally said, "You don't need to pack your things, I can protect you!"
... Xuebai yelled "Aww", threw away the big bundle in her hand, and rushed towards Zizi, scratching, biting...
Finally, when he let go of Zizi, Zizi's hairstyle was messed up, and her clothes were half off, adding a touch of ambiguity to her.
But Xuebai was not in the mood to watch, and hated him even more, "Why didn't you say it earlier?" He was so anxious to pack things just now, especially when he saw that there were many things in the yard that he couldn't take away, his heart ached, woo Woo, he never wants to experience the same pain again.
"I think you can solve it?" Zizi smoothed his hair, pulled his clothes, and his hands began to be dishonest again. He pinched his small snow-white chin and kept rubbing it, "Are you very moved? Body promise?" No matter how proud the voice sounded, it was very flattering.
"I'm so moved... fart!" He uttered obscenities angrily. Although the voice of the last word was very low, someone's ears were not decorations, so they could hear them clearly.
However, he is very tolerant towards Xue Bai who was just scared, but in the next three days, little Xue Bai can only become someone's caring servant, serving tea and pouring water, beating his back and making the bed, if possible, Bed warmers work too!
But Xuebai suffered so much that he was completely reduced to someone's servant, and he was still an unpopular servant, because a certain leader once said to him, "If you were my servant, you wouldn't have to work so hard."
As his person, Xuebai naturally knew what these words meant, but he could only settle for the second best, and chose the second condition - a personal servant.
It's really not easy to be a personal servant. You see, there are so many things to do when drinking tea. The tea is cold for a while, and the tea is hot for a while. The leader took a bowl of boiled water, turned his head and left, hum, I want to drink tea, but no!
And his warm kang head was also occupied, especially Zi Dajiao seems to be very curious about the things in his house, no matter what he touches, the most annoying person is lying on the kang head eating grapes, grapes The seeds are vomited all over the ground, and there is not even a place to step on it. If you step on it, the sole of your foot will be covered with a layer of grape seeds.
Seeing that his hut was being tossed in such a horrible way, he decided to keep out of sight and hide away, but as the saying goes, luck never comes without double, misfortunes never come singly, and he encountered another thing that made him very sad.
The pot of white orchids on the window sill, which was originally crystal clear, was drooping its head, listless, and its leaves were curled up, dry, as if it hadn't been watered for several months.
But the soil in the flower pot was obviously wet, which frightened him, he hurriedly looked through the books to check the information, but he couldn't find out what the problem was, even His Majesty the emperor who rushed to his house saw this and helped After some research, the two had a common topic, and the relationship between them naturally improved after talking more, and Xue Bai was not as afraid of this seemingly harmless boss as before, but even with the help of His Majesty the Emperor , that pot of orchids is still developing in a bad direction.
On the contrary, Master Zi saw that Xuebai and that little boy's father were studying that pot of wilting flowers all day long, and he was upset. You don't like to approve memorials in the palace, and you don't pamper the beauties of the harem. What's the matter with running here?
It really delayed his relationship with the little beauty. By the way, this little beauty is also a difficult master. Back then, when he hooked his fingers, countless beauties would be sent up by himself, but now, he can't even touch his toes. Checked it again, but the little beauty pretended to be confused. It seems that this beauty is too reserved, he still has to work hard!
Especially now, seeing the little beauty put all his attention on that pot of orchids, he was even more upset, God knows how much he hates orchids, so he was very upset, took this pot of orchids and ran out of the courtyard while no one was paying attention , I found an empty corner and threw it away, then patted my butt and came back.
Xuebai didn't look at the pot of orchids for half a stick of incense, but when he looked again, it disappeared. Was it stolen?Or did the orchid become a spirit and ran away by itself?
After he searched the front yard, he didn't even see the shadow of the pot of orchids, but Zizi had worked so hard. He kept comforting Xuebai, while accompanying him to find the orchids, "Don't worry, baby, take your time to find the orchids." I'll find it!" His address for Xuebai has been raised from "beauty" to "baby".
"Thank you!" Xuebai didn't pay much attention to his change of address, but he was still very moved to see Zizi's enthusiastic help.
"It's my honor!" After Zizi finished speaking, she reached out to touch the inside of his clothes.
"Hmph!" He slapped that perverted hand aside with one slap, how could this man be like this, he just wanted to take advantage of others, and he couldn't help boasting at all!
But it's a pity, I can no longer smell the elegant orchid fragrance, flower fragrance... Yes, you can smell it with your nose, why didn't you think of it at first, he sniffed vigorously, following the scent of the memory in his memory After planting the scent of flowers, I finally found the pot of orchid next to a garbage dump in the city. Poor flower, after such a toss, all the flowers and leaves have now been limply attached to the flower pot. It's still a big problem if it can't be saved!
He took back the orchid and was busy changing the soil, watering and fertilizing it. As time went by, the orchid gradually became energetic, and the drooping flowers and leaves slowly stood up. After a while, the orchid became as slim and graceful as before. Elegant and refined, I didn't expect this flower to get sick so quickly and heal faster!
In the middle of the night, Xuebai was sleeping soundly, and he heard the sound of the door opening in a daze. As a goblin, he was always alert. When he looked up, it was Zizi who came in. However, he felt a layer of low pressure covering his whole body, "What's wrong with you?" ?” She stayed awake in the middle of the night and ran to him.
"Sleepwalking!" Zizi was suffering and couldn't tell. He was sleeping soundly, but he was punched several times in his deep sleep, but he didn't see the murderer. Seeing such a master, he was very worried that the snow white baby would be abducted, so he groped into his room in the middle of the night, "I'll sleep with you!"
Xue Bai doubted the authenticity of these words, but what if he really was sleepwalking?Just in case, he still lifted the corner of the quilt, and saw Zizi sneak in directly, the snow-white under the quilt could only feel a warm body on the back, warm and reassuring.
Zizi's chin kept rubbing against his shoulder, and after a few rubs, she fell into a deep sleep. The little snake in Xuebai's arms stretched its teeth and claws to bite, but it didn't dare to open its mouth easily, so it could only vomit continuously. In the silent night, many animals are fast asleep, the full moon is in the sky, cool as water, only the pot of orchid on the window sill seems to emit a faint halo, which looks like a dream...
The next day, when Xue Bai woke up, he found that he was nestling in the arms of a certain leader very comfortably and enjoying himself, and he had left a large area of saliva on the slippery obscene clothes, and his little face immediately turned red. A rosy glow appeared, and he started talking nonsense with his eyes open, "I didn't get that up!"
Zizi saw that the beautiful baby in her arms was so cute early in the morning, and viciously pinched her puffy little face, it was soft and slippery, and it felt good to the touch!
It made the leopard brother and the little snake in Xuebai's arms start to bark their teeth and claws, hmph, you are making trouble during the day, and letting you come in to sleep at night is already giving you face, but you still want to stop your hands and feet!
In any case, the Great Hierarch finally climbed onto Xuebai’s warm kang in a fair manner by virtue of the sleepwalking incident in the middle of the night, and the Great Hierarch was suspicious of Xuebai before and thought that he was stimulated, so now he is half-believed, Because after all, no one has ever approached him within three steps while he was asleep.
Although Zizi promised to help him, Xuebai was still a little worried, so he decided to save himself, so that at least he had double insurance, which was safer.
He planned to dig a hole in the backyard of his house, and then he would hide in it, and no one would find out. During the period, the little prince came once, but he didn't expect that His Royal Highness could see the translucent white-clothed ghost. Curious about this magical creature, he stretched out his tender little hand to touch it, and immediately fell in love with the cool and smooth touch, so the white-clothed ghost was harassed, and finally abducted to the palace by the little prince.
Without the white-clothed ghost to follow, Brother Leopard turned into a human form, and the two began to dig a hole. He even sent the eagles to stand guard to prevent anyone from breaking in and finding Brother Leopard.
Finally, Huang Tian paid off. He dug a big pit, built densely packed wooden piles around it, and then built a few large stone slabs on it. Finally, he spread a layer of soil on the stone slabs, and transplanted some on top. crop to make it look peaceful
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