Daughter-in-law is a superstar

Maybe Sayak felt that it would be more sincere to invite someone to have dinner in person, or maybe he had a certain degree of doubt about Xiao Ye's credibility, so he agreed that Sayak's phone call would be made early in the morning of the day. Ran's family immediately affected Xiaoye's good mood early in the morning.

"Telephone." Unclearly and unwillingly, he handed the microphone in his hand to Song Ran, and Xiao Ye curled up to the side, scolding in his heart, and listened.If Song Ran hadn't been right in front of him, he would definitely have done the act of telling the other end of the phone that the person was not there.

After picking up the phone and hearing the voice of the person inside, Song Ran had surprise on his face, and looked at someone from time to time during the call, and the look in his eyes made someone feel like needles. "Okay, got it, goodbye." Putting down the phone, Song Ran put on her pajamas, got out of bed, went to the bathroom to wash up, Xiao Ye's whole heart hung high with that look as if nothing had happened.

Standing at the door of the bathroom, Xiao Ye asked Song Ran who was running the water and preparing to take a bath: "What is he calling you for? Stay away from him, you don't think you have been implicated enough!"

"He called me so that you wouldn't know." He stirred the bubbles in the bathtub with his hands. Song Ran took off her bathrobe, stepped inside and lay down, closed her eyes and pressed the massage button next to the bathtub. Song Ran moved her body comfortably He sank, and said in a low voice: "Be careful."

Seeing that the corners of Song Ran's mouth were turned up, Xiao Ye's mood brightened immediately, and he rolled up his sleeves and hurried forward to help Song Ran massage his shoulders. "I booked a restaurant, where to eat tonight."

"It's only in the morning that you're thinking about what to eat for dinner, you might as well think about what to eat for lunch."

"No problem, I'll call right away and ask them to bring the reservation up to noon..." Xiao Ye hurriedly turned around and walked out, but stopped before taking two steps and turned around, asking: "Aren't you going to talk to that so-and-so?" go eat lunch?"

"Then so-and-so called to say that he has something to go abroad, and the dinner will be postponed." Song Ran, who was completely out of the water and only had his head exposed, was pillowed on the edge of the bathtub and closed his eyes.

"Even if that so-and-so comes back, we won't eat, it's not that we haven't eaten." Why don't you grow up with a happy mouth and Xiaoye can't help humming a ditty and go out.

"Idiot." Listening to the cheerful singing faintly coming from outside, Song Ran snorted happily.

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In mid-August, Song Ran took on a job-writing scripts.

Although the work schedule is already full, Song Ran still took over the task of writing the script, finding time to write quickly every day.Not counting the time needed for eating, sleeping, and going to the bathroom that cannot be occupied, it is conceivable that the time compressed by Song Ran comes from the time that should belong to Xiao Ye.

Staying alone in the vacant room every night, after only three days, Xiao Ye, whose body and mind were on fire, almost fell ill.But seeing Song Ran who goes to bed late at night and goes to filming early in the morning and takes out his portable computer to write when he has time, Xiao Ye is not good at doing things that slow him down, so he 'prays' before going to bed every day for filming The crew encountered trouble and had to stop filming.

I don't know if Xiaoye's attitude was too pious when he prayed, but after Song Ran stayed up all night for a week, the second male lead in the movie, who played a big role in the movie, was injured in a fighting scene.Song Ran, who had a lot of scenes with him, suddenly had more time because the other party was admitted to the hospital, and he could always rest three or four days a week.

Xiaoye was happier than Song Ran when he heard the news, but just when he thought he and Song Ran would finally have time to stick together, he found that things did not develop as he expected.Because since he had enough time, he saw Song Ran less often, obviously under the same roof, but it seemed to be different from each other.

Every day after breakfast, Song Ran went into the study and locked the door to start retreating to create. After lunch, she continued to go back to the study to retreat until it was time for dinner.And after dinner, he got to start retreat again, and he would not return to the bedroom to wash and sleep until [-]:[-] in the evening.

Since Song Ran started creating, Xiao Ye has been responsible for all the chores at home, including washing, cooking and cleaning the house.And through this opportunity, he was able to see Song Ran's terrible appearance and minefield after being disturbed when he was immersed in work. Ever since Song Ran yelled at him for making too much noise when he used a vacuum cleaner to clean the house, Xiaoye started to do it every day. Squat on the carpet and clean with a small brush.

In the days when Song Ran was looking for inspiration and trying his best to use associations, Xiaoye's life was trembling, like walking on thin ice, and his spirit became more and more depressed, as if he had aged more than ten years.So every night before going to bed, Xiaoye continued to 'pray', hoping that the crew would resume work as soon as possible.

In mid-September, Song Ran took his luggage and computer with the film crew to go abroad to shoot outdoor scenes, and Xiao Ye didn't dare to breathe at home for half a month.After sending Song Ran to the airport to have a meeting with the crew, Xiao Ye who drove home without even taking off his shoes stood at the entrance and yelled three times, feeling very refreshed.

But after he had a good time, he suddenly became depressed again. At this moment, he had the contradictory hope that Song Ran would not leave but stay at home to create, even if he continued to live a life of silence and depression. before his eyes.

In order to live a happy life in front of him and in the future, Xiao Ye resolutely made up his mind to bring up the serious problem of "how to stop Song Ran from acting", which had been shelved for a long time, on the work schedule, and positioned it as an important matter.But just as he was about to plan a perfect timing, the doorbell rang unexpectedly.お稥冂First handed over the carry-on luggage to the staff in charge of the crew. Song Ran, who was about to go through the security check with his passport, suddenly heard the phone ringing in his pocket, took it out and saw that it was the call from his elder brother Chen Maowen . "Brother, why did you think of calling me...Me? I'm at the airport, going to the location with the crew, what are you talking about?" Standing still, Song Ran walked out of the veterans who lined up for the security check, and stood in a place with less traffic. Looking at the mobile phone, he said in a low voice: "Did you make a mistake? You can safely throw him on the plane alone when he is only old... Why do you have a flight attendant to take care of him? What should you do when you get off the plane? You let a three-year-old child take a taxi to my place by himself." That won't work... How can there be parents like you who put their own happiness first and ignore their children... I have to go for a week, Xiao Ye should be at home... You ask me who I ask, you think Xiao Ye is like someone who can take care of children Well... let’s not talk about it, I’m getting ready to board the plane, after you hang up the phone in a while, you should call Xiao Ye quickly and ask him to go home and wait for the ‘mail’ to sign for it.”

After hanging up the phone, Song Ran endured his anger and walked back to the safety supervision team. He couldn't understand why the two of them were so normal before, but now they became so unreliable.The reason why I thought of mailing my child was just to let myself play for two more days.But this is not the most irritating, the most irritating thing is that before they make a decision, they make a decision without first asking themselves whether they agree or not.

Brother Chen, who was hung up by his younger brother, guarded the door of the locker room a little aggrieved, and vomited bitterness to his daughter-in-law Xu Xinzi, who was trying on a bikini swimsuit inside: "Daughter-in-law, your husband, I was despised by that kid, and he also said we They are a pair of unreliable parents, and he cursed our son to be abducted! Look, is this plausible? At any rate, he can be regarded as his son in law, but is it okay to hand it over to Xiao Ye for foster care? Don't put it Our son is very hungry."

Just after Chen Maowen finished speaking, the door of the dressing room was opened from the inside, and a straw hat with fiery red flowers came out of the door first. "Don't worry, as long as he takes care of our son like an enshrinement to Song Ran, you can rest assured." The black wavy hair was casually rolled up and covered under the straw hat, and a few strands of hair were scattered outside. People feel that there is no style.

A fiery red waist-length beach skirt with irregular patterns is wrapped around her waist, and the blue bikini on the upper body is barely two pieces of cloth, which is cute.Standing in front of the mirror, Xu Xinzi narcissistically kept changing her five-shot poses, having a great time, not worrying that her son would suffer in Xiao Ye's hands. "Husband, do you think my breasts are not inferior to theirs!" Xu Xinzi took a breath and puffed up her chest after glancing at the blonde bikini beauties passing by in the shop.

If you want to please the listener, you must not pass the flattery. If it is too fake, it will make people hate it.It's like saying that if Xu Xinzi asks this question, Big Brother Chen really can't violate his conscience.After all, the facts are there, and he really can't say what he doesn't mean. Can he say that steamed buns are bigger than volleyballs and basketballs?It is estimated that no one will believe it.

So Chen Maowen said righteously: "Daughter-in-law, you are asking the wrong person. Your husband and I have always seen and impressed breasts in this life. You are the only pair of breasts, and since I entered the store, I have not I don’t care if I don’t care about it, it doesn’t matter if it’s big or small.” If Chen Maowen admits that he can’t even recognize the second Song Ran if he is hypocritical and rare One, so Xu Xinzi was immediately coaxed by his few words and couldn't tell the difference between east, west, north, south, east, west, north, east, west, and was so happy that he forgot about going to the beach and was dragged back to the hotel room.

And at this moment, compared to Song Ran who turned off the phone and didn't care about anything, and the sweet and boring couple, Xiao Ye, who was facing the postman who was waiting for him to sign and accept, his frown was enough to kill a mosquito.

Waiting for the postman to wipe off his cold sweat, leave with trembling legs, and close the door, Xiao Ye looked down at the legs less than a meter away, carrying a schoolbag with a tail on his back, holding a rabbit puppet in his arms, and turned his head towards himself Calling the 'little scorpion' who wants to pee, he really pulled out the gun on his body and collapsed himself.お稥冂At the first sight, Xiao Yezi's red eyes were on the verge of satisfying the limit of his physical needs, Xiaoye gritted his teeth and tucked him under his armpit, then he took off his pants and went to the toilet, but he didn't wait for him When he walked to the toilet, he felt hot and humid on his hands, but before he could react what to do next, he heard a burst of wailing, the decibels approaching the noise level.

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Holding a lighter in his left hand and a cigarette in his right hand, Xiao Ye stood by the balcony and looked out the window. The lighter was burning, but it was a long time before Xiao Ye lit the cigarette in his hand.On the contrary, while closing the lid of the lighter, Xiao Ye clenched the cigarette in his hand.

Turning around, he looked at Xiao Ye, who was sitting on the sofa and had changed into new pants, and was scribbling on a magazine with a pen. He stomped his foot hard, and wondered what was going on.

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Not only did Xiao Ye know that Song Ran had a son in law, but he had also seen this little child with his own eyes when he was born, but he couldn't figure out why this thing would suddenly fall from the sky without warning. It disappeared without a trace.

Scratching his head in annoyance, Xiao Ye stepped forward and carefully looked at the little guy on the sofa, and then realized that if the little guy didn't cry like he did just now, he would be somewhat similar to Song Ran when he was quiet.Especially those provocative peach blossom eyes and small straight nose are exactly the same as Song Ran's, just looking at it reminds people of their childhood when they were digging ant nests in the yard.

If there is any regret Xiao Ye has so far, it is that he has no chance but has the guts to pinch Song Ran's nose, so facing the similar "copycat version", he reached out his hand and pinched Song Ran's writing like a spring of righteous thoughts by mistake. A little guy's little nose.

And the little guy deserves to have the same blood as Song Ran, so when his thoughts were disturbed, he immediately became excited, grinned and screamed, and even threw the pen in his hand directly at Xiao Ye who was pinching his nose , One by one silver peas crackled down.The puffy little face is full of grievances, the small red eyes and small nose make people want to bully him more and more, especially the pouting little mouth that makes Xiaoye love it.

Thinking back when Song Ran was wronged, he loved to put on this itchy tortured appearance the most, so Xiaoye's cruel Ren Xiaozi resolutely carried the "ravaged" to the end no matter how much he cried.

"...bad...bad bad...bad..." Stretching out his fleshy little fat palm, the little guy used all his strength to slap hard on the area he could reach—Xiao Ye's calf.And immediately after the beating, You staggered to the other end of the armrest of the sofa, hiding behind, revealing a small head, biting his lip and staring stubbornly at Xiaoye.

Xiaoye, who used to feel lonely because of Song Ran's absence, and annoyed by this sudden little boy, now his worries are gone, he suddenly feels that there is a little boy who looks like Song Ran to pass his time during this period. nice thing.

"Boy, what's your name?" Xiao Ye crossed Erlang's legs and leaned against the back of the sofa, looking at Xiao Xiaozi who would stick out his head to sneak peeks at him from time to time.

"..." It seemed that the man who pissed his pants and then pinched his nose was not a good person, so the little guy pursed his lips tightly and ignored him, and just looked at him with his small eyes.not talking?He gave a blank look with disdain, anyway, Xiaoye didn't really want to ask anything, he would ask just because he said it casually. "Don't say anything, I'll call you 'little scorpion' from now on!" With the corner of his eyebrow raised, Xiao Ye nicknamed him bully, and hooked his fingers and shouted: " Xiao Xiaozi, are you hungry or do you want to eat?" He brought a plate of grapes from the kitchen back and put them on the tea table, grabbed a round Xiaoye and threw it into his mouth, pretending to eat it deliciously.

Because standing was uncomfortable, the little guy sat on the ground early in the morning, and when he heard the other party ask him if he wanted to eat, he poked his head out.Looking at the things on the table, the little guy shrank back and hid for a long time, so long that Xiaoye thought that he might not like grapes and was planning to change to something else before continuing to tease him, then he came out and squatted in front of Xiaoye Looking up at him.

"Eat or not?" Remove the grape skins, dig out the grape seeds, squeeze the juicy pulp and feed it to the little guy's mouth, but seeing that the other party doesn't appreciate it, his little face turns red from holding back. "What are you going to do?" Although he was not very sure, Xiao Ye vaguely noticed something.

Squatting on the ground and covering his belly with his hands, the little guy moaned to Xiao Ye in pain: "Smelly...stinky..."

Smelly?

The veins on his forehead twitched, and Xiao Ye, who instantly understood the whole story, immediately threw away the pulp in his hand, regardless of whether it would stain the carpet. "Hold it!" The little guy picked up the ground and was ready to "hmmmm" and rushed to the toilet, and this time the speed was much faster than the one just now. strip off.

Kicking open the bathroom door and rushing in, Gai Xiaoye kicked up the toilet seat and quickly put the little guy in his hand on the toilet seat.

Xiaoye, who was thankful that he had just grasped the time, obviously forgot a very important thing, that is how 'spacious' an adult's toilet is for a three-year-old child.

So he was once again trapped in a cocoon, and could only stand aside in a daze, listening to the high-decibel sound of the little scorpion that fell into the toilet that broke the eardrum.

But Xiao Ye would swear by his personality that he really didn't do it on purpose this time.