Like Love But Not

Ever since Xiao Heng lived happily with Luo Yuchen, he has been fully revived on Luo Yuchen's official website and blog.

ID is still called "cooking fish and destroying flowers", but it rarely incites discordant factors maliciously.Now "Boiled Fish and Destroyed Flowers" is doing the same thing as ordinary fanatical fans, that is, going up to increase popularity every day, browsing posts and then posting what they think is pertinent comments below.

Xiao Heng is very harmonious, so harmonious that he can enjoy viewing fanzines and fan pictures of Luo Yuchen and other male stars written by fans.

The reason for enjoying is that in some doujinshi, the handsome Luo is not only a shou, but also an unusual shou.Sometimes cruel and awkward, sometimes pure and innocent, sometimes fierce and irritable, in short, extremely charming.Let President Xiao have the idea that he must press Luo Yuchen once in his lifetime to experience whether the Luo star is as charming as fans fantasize.

Of course fantasy is one thing, but having the guts to act on it is another.

One day when Xiao Heng was browsing, he saw a post that made him very happy, or at least a post that made him very happy for three seconds.

The title of the post is "Have you noticed that the presidents of Luo Luo and Xiao Xia's company are so handsome~"

No, even though I look good, it shouldn't be a topic of discussion.Although Xiao Heng was delighted to see it, he was also puzzled.

After clicking on it, I finally understood what this group of nymphomaniacs were up to.

"...Everyone, please download the video of the company's fundraising meeting today. Luo Luo and Xiao Xia are both so handsome. I don't need to talk about Mr. Lu, but have you seen a super handsome guy in the middle of the photo? Mr. Lu said a word, it was only about two seconds of footage, but it was really eye-catching, I turned it over and over and watched it several times, and later I heard that that person is the president of FF! Cool, everyone You must pay attention to it..."

Sure enough, Xiao Heng made a black line that he was lazy and didn't attend the fundraising meeting. The "president" refers to Mr. Fang Shuyi, the vice president.Thinking about it, this is a reasonable explanation, if it is about myself, it will be abnormal.

The post was posted today, and the following reply has been followed for ten pages. Xiao Heng secretly admired Fang Shuyi's attention.

Xiao Heng glanced at it roughly, and part of the content of the reply is as follows:

"I saw it after being reminded by the host. It's handsome... The host is a strong man. He can prevent any handsome guy from slipping through the net in two seconds."

"I've seen it a long time ago. I thought it was a model, but it's actually the president."

"It's the type I love! The landlord knows it in detail, how did you find it out? Is there any news about it?"

"No wonder the company is full of handsome guys, even the president looks like this!"

"It's amazing to be the president at such a young age..."

"The company is not successful, and none of its subsidiaries are as handsome as the president himself..."

"It's nonsense upstairs, it's obvious that Lolo is more handsome! Lolo is the tallest, and Lolo is the first~"

"Is the president married?"

"The landlord went upstairs: I don't know, I can't find it online, I heard from a friend who is in the company."

"Don't get married~ Be single, single~"

"Upstairs, it's not our turn to be single."

"What's your name~ what's your name~ what's your name~ what's your name~"

"The landlord can help me to ask more details! Who has the detailed information of Mr. President, please!"

"Same request!"

"I'll squat at the entrance of the company tomorrow~ I'll pounce on the president when I see him."

"You are all crazy, for a handsome guy who is two seconds old..."

"Upstairs, in the face of this beautiful world, we must be fraternal, fraternal, and grasp every fateful encounter in life."

……

Xiao Heng flipped through the pages one by one, and found that Fang Shuyi's charm is really not small, and these nymphomaniacs are also quite cute. For some reason, he suddenly had the idea of ​​playing a prank.

So Comrade "Cooking Fish and Destroying Flowers" started a new topic without doing anything, with a striking title: "The Secret of the President's Identity".

"According to everyone's wishes, insiders have disclosed the president's information. Fang Shuyi, male, 29 years old, Han nationality, 183 cm 65 kg, unmarried and single, good personality and no bad habits..."

Thinking about the poor Luo Yuchen in my family who was often bullied miserably by his elder brother, it is not impossible to take revenge after a little inspiration.

Hmph, Xiao Heng's eyes flashed coldly, and he continued to break the news.

"...I will drive to the company at 159:[-] every morning. The license plate number is X-XXXXX, and the model is a silver Mercedes. If you want to intercept, please look at this car. Before that, the president will meet Morning jog along the seaside between XX Road and XX Road. After seven o’clock, I usually go to a store called XX for breakfast. If you don’t believe the information I provide, you can stay in advance to check the real person. Another: President Fang’s home phone is XXXX -XXXX, the mobile phone number is [-]XXXXXXXX, if you are bold, please contact his mobile phone directly. I am responsible for the life-long happiness of my colleagues, and there is absolutely no false information. Please also verify it yourself.”

After finishing writing and confirming the correctness of all the information again, Xiao Heng rarely smiled evilly: Finally, I can get back a little bit for my poor Luo Yuchen.Fang Shuyi, pray for a better tomorrow for you, Amen.

When Xiao Heng turned off the computer, the living star Luo just came back, and he completely forgot all the hurtful things he had done, and after having a happy dinner together, he closed the door and said "see no evil". things went.

When Fang Shuyi came to the company the next day, his clothes were disheveled and his face was a little pale.

Xiao Heng pretended to be concerned and asked, "What's wrong with you?"

Fang Shuyi pondered for a while, frowned and said, "I met some strange people today..."

"What strange person?" Xiao Heng was about to burst into laughter, but he still asked seriously.

"Girl..." Fang Shuyi was still deep in thought, staggered a little while walking, shook his head and said, "Maybe it's my illusion, I need to be quiet by myself..."

In the end, Xiao Heng had no choice but to pinch himself under his clothes so that there was no laughing matter.

As soon as Fang Shuyi left, he immediately inquired about what had happened, and soon found out that when Vice President Fang came out of the parking lot this morning, several girls flocked up and groped him, and all his shirt buttons were snatched away in an instant. , even the belt was almost torn off.There are also rumors from the secretary that Vice President Fang kept harassing phone calls and text messages today, and in the end he couldn't turn on the phone.

The reason for his neurasthenia is probably that he has no idea what this group of seemingly harmless but powerful people want to do.

Xiao Heng hid in the office by himself, laughing and congratulating himself that he also had a day to write Fang Shuyi.

That night, when Luo Yuchen saw Xiao Heng's post yesterday on the Internet, he also sprayed it on the spot. He grabbed Xiao Heng and said, "I said today that I heard that Fang Shuyi was attacked by fans! You posted this post, right? So creative!"