Spirit Hotel
Chapter 96 Bad news
Noah's Ark became depressed because of the presence of the Angel Legion and the Fallen Angel Legion.
The elves and dwarves who were haggling over the price in the lobby lowered their decibels, and even negotiated the price like a policeman or an undercover agent.
Even Shi Feixia and the others became more cautious, covering their arms even when they sneezed.
"Woooo..." Layton covered his mouth with his sleeve and sneezed again.
Porgy threw a salt shaker over and said angrily, "Have you finished yet?!"
Layton stared blankly at the shattered salt shaker at his feet, his mouth tightly shut.
Just as Porgy was about to turn his head in satisfaction, he heard a 'poof', and there was an air leak from Layton's lower body.
……
Slowly, slowly, Porgy let go of the big spoon in his hand.
The restaurant is very quiet.
Fallen angels, angels, and fair participants sat in their respective corners.
Black, white, colorful, just like athletes wearing team uniforms, uniform.
Jin mixed the drinks, and Shi Feixia brought drinks from table to table with trays.For the sake of fairness, the order in which he delivered the drinks was like dealing cards, one table at a time according to the serial number of the table, round after round, no one was neglected, and no one was given priority.
Suddenly, the kitchen door was knocked down, and Layton blushed, and rushed out of the kitchen desperately.
Behind him was a salt tank twice his size.
At the critical moment, Layton leaped forward and saved [-] meters and [-] millimeters.
Pong!
The salt jar narrowly missed a millimeter from his heel.
The cylinder was broken, and the salt was scattered all over the ground.
……
Shi Feixia looked at the vigilant dwarf, laughed and rushed forward to pull Layton up, "Haha, are you alright?"
Layton said aggrievedly: "Bogui..."
"He told me to go in, didn't he?" Shi Feixia hurriedly covered up the words behind him, and then whispered in his ear, "You don't want this place to become a battlefield between dwarves and fallen angels, do you?"
Layton looked at his fellow dwarves who were looking at him with concern, and at the fallen angels who were watching coldly, and silently pursed his lips.
Shi Feixia ripped off his clothes, and deliberately loudly said: "Last time the ashtray, this time the salt tank, you are really getting bigger and bigger. But now you are so busy, let's help first." He handed him the plate in his hand , "Since Porgy is looking for me, I'll go in first. You serve the plate."
Layton took the plate silently and gave him a cautious look.
……
Shi Feixia walked towards the kitchen step by step with a tragic smile like Jing Ke's stabbing Qin.
"Don't come in!"
With a loud roar, his feet stopped in mid-air instantly.
Porgy covered his nose and looked at him, "Leighton just farted. It stinks! I bet he must have secretly eaten garlic today."
Shi Feixia calmly took out his napkin, covered his face, tied a knot on the back of his head, and then went in and asked, "Why didn't you hit the salt tank more accurately?"
Poggie said: "Because I can't imagine that a frog can jump out of the level of a kangaroo."
Shi Feixia recalled Layton's crucial jump, and had to admit that this kind of thing is really hard to predict. "How's dinner?"
Porgy held a large spoon twice as tall as him and turned and turned in the pot, "It will be ready soon."
Shi Feixia glanced into the cauldron, and said in surprise: "Isn't it made of radish, pork, and vegetables? Why is it so red?"
"Because I put a basket of red peppers down." Porgy smiled strangely.
Shi Feixia looked chilly, "Why do you put chili in the pickled rice?"
"Hey. Because those guys in heaven are all self-proclaimed, and they eat and drink very lightly. If this bowl of vegetables is soaked in rice, it will definitely make them so spicy that they don't even remember who God is. Haha..."
Shi Feixia rubbed his chin, "Are you sure, they will still eat it when they see such a red color?"
Porgy said dully, "I didn't expect that."
Shi Feixia rubbed his nose through the napkin and said, "I have the urge to... sneeze." This red pepper is really too hot.
"...Although the salt tank is gone, there are still wine barrels." Porgy threatened with a smile, "Are you sure you can also jump out of the kangaroo level?"
Shi Feixia pinched his nose desperately.
"You help me think of a way to get those idiots in heaven to eat these things!" Porgy ordered.
Shi Feixia said: "Can you make them color-blind?"
Porgy shook his head and said, "I can only make you colorblind."
Shi Feixia said with a mournful face: "Then I can't help it."
Poji said angrily: "You have been a hooligan for so many years in the human world for nothing?!"
Shi Feixia W collapsed eight drops to slander private scorpion moat stretched skull model Jun Guan nun Zhong jump baked so stealing squid squid value model class cut this bad stunned recoverybr />
"The human world is full of hooligans. There are more hooligans than Hell." Porgy took it for granted, "That's what Hell 120 Five by Two Weekly said."
"Why don't they just call it Two Hundred and Five?" This kind of weekly title is really...
"It was originally. But later the human world used it to scold people, so it was changed."
"Why not change it completely?" Isn't 120 five times two still two hundred and five?
"Because there are regular readers, there are too many changes, what should they do if they can't find it?" Poggy shook his head and said, "No, I was just looking for you to find a way! Don't change the topic! I don't care, I will do it You worked so hard, you must let those angels eat it!"
Shi Feixia thought for a while and said: "Why don't you use green pointed peppers?"
Porgy jumped off the stool with a bang, "You help me dump this pot!"
Shi Feixia looked at the cauldron that could be used for bathing speechlessly.
The embarrassing dinner finally made its grand debut under much anticipation.
In order to match the atmosphere, Shi Feixia also specially asked Layton to dim the lights. The orange lights softened everyone's mood.The black and white wings don't look too obtrusive either.
Enjoying the fruits of this kind of thing must be done by yourself.So Porgy was very active in front of the waiter boy.
Shi Feixia pulled Jin and Layton to the door, "If something uncontrollable happens in a while, remember to take me away."
Layton asked in a daze, "What uncontrollable things will happen?"
The golden nose moved, "I seem to smell the pepper."
Shi Feixia said: "Fortunately you are not in the human world."
Jin Dao: "What do you mean?"
"Otherwise the police dog will definitely lose his job."
Jin pondered for a while, "Is this a compliment?"
Shi Feixia said: "Of course. You should say thank you, and then I say you're welcome."
gold︰"……"
"Ah!" an angel suddenly cried out and stood up.
Shi Feixia, Jin and Layton had such a tacit understanding that they immediately knew that something 'out of control' was about to happen, and they all pricked up their ears, ready to retreat at any time.
Porgy was a little annoyed.Because the angel called too early.This will greatly reduce the killing range of peppers.
"What's wrong?" Usel asked.
The angel sat down slowly, took another mouthful of pickled rice with the spoon in his hand, and put it into his mouth, "This taste is really wonderful!" His face turned red under the double impact of excitement and spicy.
"Really?" Usel took a sip suspiciously, then frowned...
It's not delicious, is it?spicy right?scream?cry?
Porgy watched the expression on his face nervously.The one just now was an exception, he didn't believe that all angels naturally like spicy food.
Usel pursed his lower lip, then nodded with a smile, "It's really delicious."
"..." Porgy stared blankly at the expressions of the angels eating happily.
Abdu stretched out his hand and patted him on the shoulder, "You did a good job, Poggy! I didn't expect you to have the talent to cook. If Master Abaddon knows, he will be very happy."
"..." Get rid of your cooking talent, your whole family has it!Porgy looked at the satisfied diners with grief and anger, and his inner anger could not be added.Obviously, it's obviously a prank!Why, why didn't anyone notice?
He finally understood.It turned out that the saddest thing was not that the steps of the prank were interrupted by others, but that the steps were clearly completed but failed!
Shi Feixia looked at the lonely back amidst all the joy, shook his head and sighed: "Alas. Out of control turned into a pot of delicious food... Life is really bloody, too dramatic."
Hearing this, Jin's expression froze, and he looked at him hesitantly.
Shi Feixia didn't realize it, "Let's evacuate first. We'll clean it up later. Otherwise, it's out of control, and we'll just collect the corpses ourselves."
Layton was panicking at Porgy, and immediately agreed.
So the three of them sneaked out from the door quietly while no one was paying attention.
The corridors are peaceful.
It's like two worlds with the noisy restaurant.
"Layton, I want to eat a fruit, go and get one." Jin stretched out his hand to hold Layton's head, and turned towards the warehouse.
Layton was turned dizzy, and said angrily: "It's not Adam, what kind of fruit do you eat?"
Kim smiled, opened his mouth, and showed his teeth.
Layton curled his lips and bowed his head.
Jin put his teeth away, ready to start a conversation, but saw Shi Feixia looking at him with his arms crossed, "What's wrong?"
"Even if you want to dismiss Layton, you should let him take two fruits." Shi Feixia pointed to his mouth.A fruit is too selfish.
"...We are half of each other." This could be regarded as a starting point.
Shi Feixia murmured: "Luckily it's a fruit, not a peach."
"What?"
"It's okay, don't you have something to tell me?" Shi Feixia asked casually.
Jin hesitated, and said, "I just had a private chat with Usel."
"Oh." Shi Feixia responded lightly.
"About Isfiel." Jin carefully observed his face, ready to stop him at the first moment when he was about to die.
Unexpectedly, Shi Feixia just called out very calmly: "Jin."
"what?"
"Being a bat is fine, don't be a crow instead."
"..." Jin said, "How do you know that I must be a crow, not a magpie?"
Shi Feixia sighed: "Because you look like a widow, not a bride at all."
The Legion of Angels and the Legion of Fallen Angels spent a pleasant night in Noah's Ark, and even when they parted the next day, they were still a little reluctant to part.The Angel Legion headed by Uther even took a lot of tips to Porgy.
Of course Porgy himself did not accept it.Because he is hiding in the room at this moment, cursing every angel of the Angel Legion viciously.
As Porgy's "good friend", Shi Feixia and the other three took it as a matter of course.
Not long after the Angel Legion and the Fallen Angel Legion left, the trade fair also ended.
The Three Realms returned with a little regret, after all, the goods from the Three Realms could not fully satisfy their appetite.
Jin and the others finally returned to the clean days of eating potato curry and rice.
But cleanliness is always temporary. On a day when Shi Feixia was in a daze with the feather dye he picked up from the trash can, Layton rushed in, "Big news!"
Shi Feixia casually threw the feather dye into the trash can once again.
Layton probed to look, but was blocked by the fast-moving Feixia Shi.
"What big news did you just say?"
Layton was stunned for a moment, and quickly said: "Lord Lucifer and Michael have teamed up to repair the space anomaly."
Shi Feixia nodded and said: "This is a good thing."
"However, time and space are still distorted." Layton swallowed, showing embarrassment, "The day when the human world and Noah's Ark will be connected will come earlier."
"Huh?" Shi Feixia was at a loss.
"That is to say, on the [-]st of next month, you can return to the human world." Layton said with a hint of reluctance in his tone.
"..." Shi Feixia's mind went blank for a moment.
Jin stood silently outside the door.Let Layton be the crow, he still prefers to be the bat.
The elves and dwarves who were haggling over the price in the lobby lowered their decibels, and even negotiated the price like a policeman or an undercover agent.
Even Shi Feixia and the others became more cautious, covering their arms even when they sneezed.
"Woooo..." Layton covered his mouth with his sleeve and sneezed again.
Porgy threw a salt shaker over and said angrily, "Have you finished yet?!"
Layton stared blankly at the shattered salt shaker at his feet, his mouth tightly shut.
Just as Porgy was about to turn his head in satisfaction, he heard a 'poof', and there was an air leak from Layton's lower body.
……
Slowly, slowly, Porgy let go of the big spoon in his hand.
The restaurant is very quiet.
Fallen angels, angels, and fair participants sat in their respective corners.
Black, white, colorful, just like athletes wearing team uniforms, uniform.
Jin mixed the drinks, and Shi Feixia brought drinks from table to table with trays.For the sake of fairness, the order in which he delivered the drinks was like dealing cards, one table at a time according to the serial number of the table, round after round, no one was neglected, and no one was given priority.
Suddenly, the kitchen door was knocked down, and Layton blushed, and rushed out of the kitchen desperately.
Behind him was a salt tank twice his size.
At the critical moment, Layton leaped forward and saved [-] meters and [-] millimeters.
Pong!
The salt jar narrowly missed a millimeter from his heel.
The cylinder was broken, and the salt was scattered all over the ground.
……
Shi Feixia looked at the vigilant dwarf, laughed and rushed forward to pull Layton up, "Haha, are you alright?"
Layton said aggrievedly: "Bogui..."
"He told me to go in, didn't he?" Shi Feixia hurriedly covered up the words behind him, and then whispered in his ear, "You don't want this place to become a battlefield between dwarves and fallen angels, do you?"
Layton looked at his fellow dwarves who were looking at him with concern, and at the fallen angels who were watching coldly, and silently pursed his lips.
Shi Feixia ripped off his clothes, and deliberately loudly said: "Last time the ashtray, this time the salt tank, you are really getting bigger and bigger. But now you are so busy, let's help first." He handed him the plate in his hand , "Since Porgy is looking for me, I'll go in first. You serve the plate."
Layton took the plate silently and gave him a cautious look.
……
Shi Feixia walked towards the kitchen step by step with a tragic smile like Jing Ke's stabbing Qin.
"Don't come in!"
With a loud roar, his feet stopped in mid-air instantly.
Porgy covered his nose and looked at him, "Leighton just farted. It stinks! I bet he must have secretly eaten garlic today."
Shi Feixia calmly took out his napkin, covered his face, tied a knot on the back of his head, and then went in and asked, "Why didn't you hit the salt tank more accurately?"
Poggie said: "Because I can't imagine that a frog can jump out of the level of a kangaroo."
Shi Feixia recalled Layton's crucial jump, and had to admit that this kind of thing is really hard to predict. "How's dinner?"
Porgy held a large spoon twice as tall as him and turned and turned in the pot, "It will be ready soon."
Shi Feixia glanced into the cauldron, and said in surprise: "Isn't it made of radish, pork, and vegetables? Why is it so red?"
"Because I put a basket of red peppers down." Porgy smiled strangely.
Shi Feixia looked chilly, "Why do you put chili in the pickled rice?"
"Hey. Because those guys in heaven are all self-proclaimed, and they eat and drink very lightly. If this bowl of vegetables is soaked in rice, it will definitely make them so spicy that they don't even remember who God is. Haha..."
Shi Feixia rubbed his chin, "Are you sure, they will still eat it when they see such a red color?"
Porgy said dully, "I didn't expect that."
Shi Feixia rubbed his nose through the napkin and said, "I have the urge to... sneeze." This red pepper is really too hot.
"...Although the salt tank is gone, there are still wine barrels." Porgy threatened with a smile, "Are you sure you can also jump out of the kangaroo level?"
Shi Feixia pinched his nose desperately.
"You help me think of a way to get those idiots in heaven to eat these things!" Porgy ordered.
Shi Feixia said: "Can you make them color-blind?"
Porgy shook his head and said, "I can only make you colorblind."
Shi Feixia said with a mournful face: "Then I can't help it."
Poji said angrily: "You have been a hooligan for so many years in the human world for nothing?!"
Shi Feixia W collapsed eight drops to slander private scorpion moat stretched skull model Jun Guan nun Zhong jump baked so stealing squid squid value model class cut this bad stunned recoverybr />
"The human world is full of hooligans. There are more hooligans than Hell." Porgy took it for granted, "That's what Hell 120 Five by Two Weekly said."
"Why don't they just call it Two Hundred and Five?" This kind of weekly title is really...
"It was originally. But later the human world used it to scold people, so it was changed."
"Why not change it completely?" Isn't 120 five times two still two hundred and five?
"Because there are regular readers, there are too many changes, what should they do if they can't find it?" Poggy shook his head and said, "No, I was just looking for you to find a way! Don't change the topic! I don't care, I will do it You worked so hard, you must let those angels eat it!"
Shi Feixia thought for a while and said: "Why don't you use green pointed peppers?"
Porgy jumped off the stool with a bang, "You help me dump this pot!"
Shi Feixia looked at the cauldron that could be used for bathing speechlessly.
The embarrassing dinner finally made its grand debut under much anticipation.
In order to match the atmosphere, Shi Feixia also specially asked Layton to dim the lights. The orange lights softened everyone's mood.The black and white wings don't look too obtrusive either.
Enjoying the fruits of this kind of thing must be done by yourself.So Porgy was very active in front of the waiter boy.
Shi Feixia pulled Jin and Layton to the door, "If something uncontrollable happens in a while, remember to take me away."
Layton asked in a daze, "What uncontrollable things will happen?"
The golden nose moved, "I seem to smell the pepper."
Shi Feixia said: "Fortunately you are not in the human world."
Jin Dao: "What do you mean?"
"Otherwise the police dog will definitely lose his job."
Jin pondered for a while, "Is this a compliment?"
Shi Feixia said: "Of course. You should say thank you, and then I say you're welcome."
gold︰"……"
"Ah!" an angel suddenly cried out and stood up.
Shi Feixia, Jin and Layton had such a tacit understanding that they immediately knew that something 'out of control' was about to happen, and they all pricked up their ears, ready to retreat at any time.
Porgy was a little annoyed.Because the angel called too early.This will greatly reduce the killing range of peppers.
"What's wrong?" Usel asked.
The angel sat down slowly, took another mouthful of pickled rice with the spoon in his hand, and put it into his mouth, "This taste is really wonderful!" His face turned red under the double impact of excitement and spicy.
"Really?" Usel took a sip suspiciously, then frowned...
It's not delicious, is it?spicy right?scream?cry?
Porgy watched the expression on his face nervously.The one just now was an exception, he didn't believe that all angels naturally like spicy food.
Usel pursed his lower lip, then nodded with a smile, "It's really delicious."
"..." Porgy stared blankly at the expressions of the angels eating happily.
Abdu stretched out his hand and patted him on the shoulder, "You did a good job, Poggy! I didn't expect you to have the talent to cook. If Master Abaddon knows, he will be very happy."
"..." Get rid of your cooking talent, your whole family has it!Porgy looked at the satisfied diners with grief and anger, and his inner anger could not be added.Obviously, it's obviously a prank!Why, why didn't anyone notice?
He finally understood.It turned out that the saddest thing was not that the steps of the prank were interrupted by others, but that the steps were clearly completed but failed!
Shi Feixia looked at the lonely back amidst all the joy, shook his head and sighed: "Alas. Out of control turned into a pot of delicious food... Life is really bloody, too dramatic."
Hearing this, Jin's expression froze, and he looked at him hesitantly.
Shi Feixia didn't realize it, "Let's evacuate first. We'll clean it up later. Otherwise, it's out of control, and we'll just collect the corpses ourselves."
Layton was panicking at Porgy, and immediately agreed.
So the three of them sneaked out from the door quietly while no one was paying attention.
The corridors are peaceful.
It's like two worlds with the noisy restaurant.
"Layton, I want to eat a fruit, go and get one." Jin stretched out his hand to hold Layton's head, and turned towards the warehouse.
Layton was turned dizzy, and said angrily: "It's not Adam, what kind of fruit do you eat?"
Kim smiled, opened his mouth, and showed his teeth.
Layton curled his lips and bowed his head.
Jin put his teeth away, ready to start a conversation, but saw Shi Feixia looking at him with his arms crossed, "What's wrong?"
"Even if you want to dismiss Layton, you should let him take two fruits." Shi Feixia pointed to his mouth.A fruit is too selfish.
"...We are half of each other." This could be regarded as a starting point.
Shi Feixia murmured: "Luckily it's a fruit, not a peach."
"What?"
"It's okay, don't you have something to tell me?" Shi Feixia asked casually.
Jin hesitated, and said, "I just had a private chat with Usel."
"Oh." Shi Feixia responded lightly.
"About Isfiel." Jin carefully observed his face, ready to stop him at the first moment when he was about to die.
Unexpectedly, Shi Feixia just called out very calmly: "Jin."
"what?"
"Being a bat is fine, don't be a crow instead."
"..." Jin said, "How do you know that I must be a crow, not a magpie?"
Shi Feixia sighed: "Because you look like a widow, not a bride at all."
The Legion of Angels and the Legion of Fallen Angels spent a pleasant night in Noah's Ark, and even when they parted the next day, they were still a little reluctant to part.The Angel Legion headed by Uther even took a lot of tips to Porgy.
Of course Porgy himself did not accept it.Because he is hiding in the room at this moment, cursing every angel of the Angel Legion viciously.
As Porgy's "good friend", Shi Feixia and the other three took it as a matter of course.
Not long after the Angel Legion and the Fallen Angel Legion left, the trade fair also ended.
The Three Realms returned with a little regret, after all, the goods from the Three Realms could not fully satisfy their appetite.
Jin and the others finally returned to the clean days of eating potato curry and rice.
But cleanliness is always temporary. On a day when Shi Feixia was in a daze with the feather dye he picked up from the trash can, Layton rushed in, "Big news!"
Shi Feixia casually threw the feather dye into the trash can once again.
Layton probed to look, but was blocked by the fast-moving Feixia Shi.
"What big news did you just say?"
Layton was stunned for a moment, and quickly said: "Lord Lucifer and Michael have teamed up to repair the space anomaly."
Shi Feixia nodded and said: "This is a good thing."
"However, time and space are still distorted." Layton swallowed, showing embarrassment, "The day when the human world and Noah's Ark will be connected will come earlier."
"Huh?" Shi Feixia was at a loss.
"That is to say, on the [-]st of next month, you can return to the human world." Layton said with a hint of reluctance in his tone.
"..." Shi Feixia's mind went blank for a moment.
Jin stood silently outside the door.Let Layton be the crow, he still prefers to be the bat.
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