Spirit Hotel
Chapter 49 Situation
predict!
A loud fart suddenly appeared from Antonio's direction.
Shi Feixia, who was immersed in his obscene thoughts, was so scared that he almost dropped his flesh on the ground.
Small stood up and kept apologizing to Antonio. Antonio maintained his original posture, sitting in front of the fire and continuing to barbecue.His expression at this time could not be seen from his firm back, but judging from Smarr's extremely embarrassed face, it is estimated that the smell of this fart is directly proportional to the sound.
As soon as the fart sounded, Asha and Layton worked together to move the tent to a remote place.Jin ignored the tent and ran away with his head in his arms.Hughes disappeared, probably wandering around naked again.
Shi Feixia and Isfiel are the furthest away from Smarr, so they just symbolically covered their noses, then slowly moved to the front of the fire, and used Smarr's embarrassing stories to get close to Isfiel, "I didn't expect the elf prince to fart Huh? Funny."
Isfiel obviously didn't find it funny, "When you go in, you always come out."
go in?come out?
Immediately, a picture similar to a piston appeared in Shi Feixia's mind. Not long after, a warm current slid into his mouth again. The faint salty smell caused his body to quickly produce uncontrollable excitement, and he protested upwards against the restraint of his pants.
He quickly put his knees together and wrapped his arms around them, then peeked at Isfiel with his eyes.Seeing him looking at the book unconsciously, he was relieved immediately, picked up the kebab, and prepared to sprinkle pepper.
It's okay if you don't look at it, but when you look at it, his eyeballs almost pop out.
The meat on the skewers was burned into small pieces of black charcoal.
"How could this happen?" Shi Feixia was going crazy.
Isfiel said indifferently: "Next time you have a nosebleed, stay away from the fire."
……
So, when he thought of a certain scene just now, did he accidentally throw the meat skewer into the fire?
Shi Feixia was so sad that he threw the meat skewers into Xiaotanshan, and then looked at Jin eagerly.
Jin Zheng was looking for Hughes all over the world, but he couldn't take care of him for a while.
Shi Feixia took out the bottle of pepper powder from his pocket, and the tears in his heart flowed all over the floor.
Suddenly, Isfiel put down the book and reached out to pick up the iron fork.
Shi Feixia looked at him in surprise.
"What do you want to eat?" Isfiel pushed the basket in front of him.
Shi Feixia excitedly said: "Ah? Do you want to do it yourself? I want to eat this, this, this, and this, this, this..."
"..." Isfiel glanced around in the basket and asked again, "What don't you want to eat?"
Shi Feixia thought for a while, picked and picked in the basket for a long time, and reluctantly found a coriander, "This."
In view of his trust in such a powerful creature as an angel, Shi Feixia waited for the meal with confidence.
3 minutes later.Shi Feixia realized that trusting this thing will also encounter crisis.
Isfiel took off the burnt shrimp from the iron fork with a blank expression, put another one on it, and continued...
With such a calm demeanor, Shi Feixia swallowed all words of comfort and encouragement.
Three and 10 minutes later, the basket was almost emptied.
Shi Feixia had to admit that the Fallen Angel was worthy of being a Fallen Angel, and even the speed at which things were burnt was unmatched.
Isfiel took down the last corn, then stared indifferently at the only and last coriander in the basket.
The corner of Shi Feixia's mouth twitched, and then slowly said: "Actually, I also eat coriander."
So, the last coriander died like this, watched by Shi Feixia.
Smarr had already gone back and forth to the toilet three times because he was eating too much.
Although Layton was not yet like this, he went there once.Asha's stomach capacity is too large, and he is still filling it slowly.
Jin couldn't find Hughes, so he turned his loneliness into food, and tried his best to roast and eat, but if he didn't eat a portion, he would reserve one for Hughes.
After experiencing life, Isfiel continued to read.
The only person remaining, Shi Feixia, was drooling while looking at the reserved meat skewer, and approached slowly.
But before he got close to the meat skewers, Jin pulled him behind the tent and said in a low voice, "Is it done?"
Shi Feixia cried and shook his head slowly.
Jin stared at him for a long while, then said earnestly, "Take out one-third of your deceitful skills in matching others."
Shi Feixia said with a bitter face: "I've already turned on my horsepower."
"..." So, the one in front of him is, unfortunately, the legendary giant in theory, short in action?Jin sighed, "Let's sum up the reasons for your failure."
Shi Feixia explained it in simple language.
Jin dissatisfied: "What do you mean by mind-wandering? How can you be distracted at such a critical moment?"
"Uh, it's just..." Shi Feixia looked at the sky, "Let's look into the future."
Jin Chui said: "You may not be able to deal with the present, you will never have a future."
The atmosphere of the conversation suddenly became serious.
Smarr came over and was about to borrow pepper, but he couldn't help hesitating when he saw such a battle.
Without even turning his head, Jin asked, "What's the matter?"
Small rubbed his stomach that had been in and out several times, and showed a smile that he thought was very friendly, "Is there any pepper?"
Without thinking about it, Shi Feixia took out the bottle from his pocket and threw it over.
After Smarr caught it, he looked at them hesitantly.
Jin maintained his original posture and said, "Is there anything else?"
Smar said: "No, I just wanted to ask... are you okay?"
Jin and Feixia Shi were silent for a while, and then said in unison: "It's okay."
After Smarr left, Jin decided to use another way to motivate Feixia Shi.
"Do you have a girlfriend in the human world?"
Shi Feixia froze for a moment and said, "Why do you ask that?"
Jin Bubu pressed tightly: "Yes or not?"
"It used to be, but it didn't exist anymore." Shi Feixia sighed faintly.
Jin said: "Is she as good-looking as Isfiel?"
"This..." Although it was strange to put a man and a woman together to compare their appearance, Shi Feixia replied quickly, "No."
"Is she as powerful as Isfiel?"
……
If it is so powerful, it is not considered human, right?
Shi Feixia shook his head dripping with sweat.
"Does she have such a strong background as Isfiel?"
……
He doesn't even know if any human being has really seen God, let alone God's darling, Lucifer's beloved general?
Shi Feixia said awkwardly: "At least before I came to Noah's Ark, I have never seen her with wings growing on her back."
……
Jin paused, "One last question."
Seeing his serious face, Shi Feixia couldn't help becoming nervous.
"You have to answer me within a second."
"……why?"
"Because it's a rush to answer." Jin took out a skewer of kebabs and pointed at him, "This is a prize."
Shi Feixia swallowed hard.
Jin Dao: "Question."
Shi Feixia was engrossed.
"Do you like your girlfriend or Isfiel now?"
"Isfiel." Shi Feixia answered within half a second.
……
Half a second later, his brain was in a state of shock.
Jin patted him on the shoulder sympathetically, "People go to high places, but water flows to low places. It can't be your fault, but your original girlfriend's poor conditions."
……
His ex-girlfriend's conditions are too bad?
University department flower, Master of Laws, children of high-ranking cadres...
What is wrong with such conditions?What's wrong?
Shi Feixia beat the ground in grief and indignation.Why would he actually fall in love with another man, and a man who has wings, can fly around, and spends all day either in the swimming pool or in books?
"Ah oh."
A gasp brought the two of them back to reality.
Small's face was blushing, his right hand kept touching his neck back and forth, his left arm was entangled with Antonio, and his body kept getting closer to him.
"What happened to him?" Shi Feixia widened his eyes.
Jin frowned and said, "It looks like he took an aphrodisiac."
……
The two suddenly yelled at the same time: "Where's the pepper?" Four eyes turned to the bottle at Smar's feet.
"..."
"..."
Small's whole person has been hung on Antonio's body.
"The bottle seems to be empty." Jin spat out the whole sentence with difficulty.
"The bottle, it seems that I gave it to you." Shi Feixia said more difficultly.
"..."
Shi Feixia looked at Antonio who started to go berserk, and asked calmly, "Is there an antidote?"
Jin Dao: "I don't know. I didn't ask for the manual because it would be half cheaper without the manual."
Feixia Shi fully understands the mentality of saving if you can, "So, where did you buy it?"
"Layton's room."
Asha is still eating.
Layton was already packing up and going into the tent.
Since the front desk is a concrete floor, the ground nails cannot be inserted, so he invented a kind of strong adhesive to stick the four corners to the ground.Because it was very windy here at night, for safety reasons, he pasted several layers of adhesive back and forth.
After finally sticking it up, he was about to get into the tent when he was kicked on the buttocks and went straight in.
With his back to the tent, Shi Feixia smiled at Asha and said, "Is the meat delicious?"
"Delicious." Asa opened his mouth, minced meat splashed out along with his saliva.
Shi Feixia slowly wiped off the minced meat and water droplets on his face, and said with a smile: "Then, continue to eat, and must eat until Layton and I come out after chatting."
He turned and went into the tent, where Layton was getting up, looking at him in surprise. "What are you doing here?"
Shi Feixia said: "I have something to tell you."
Layton looked at him deeply for a long time, and said resolutely: "Although I have been seen by you once, you don't want to see it a second time!"
"..."
Fortunately, at this time Jin had already come in with Smarr in his arms.
Small's figure was obviously fixed, but from his heavy breathing, blushing cheeks, and the small tent in front of his crotch, he knew that the fixation technique had no effect on the aphrodisiac.
Layton was even more surprised, "Jin, you, you, you...are going to rape Small!"
Jin threw Smarr in front of him with black lines all over his head, "Shut up. If you talk nonsense and let Hughes hear the words that cause misunderstandings, I will castrate you!"
……
Layton immediately shut up.
Although Omedando hired him for so many years of friendship, for his younger brother, he should provide proper care.But if it is beyond the proper range, then there is nothing he can do.
Jin Dao: "Is there an antidote for this aphrodisiac?"
Layton said, "Yes, but it costs fifty gold coins."
Jin jumped up, "I only spent twenty gold coins on the aphrodisiac."
Layton said: "To do business is to take advantage of the fire."
gold:"……"
Layton waited patiently.
Jin silently took out fifty gold coins.
Layton put away the money, smiled openly and said, "Just take a shower with cold water."
……
Jin was surprised: "It's that simple?"
Layton said: "Aphrodisiacs only enhance sexual desire. Of course, it is best to recover with cold water. However, taking too much water will also hurt the body."
……
Who would be okay and always drink cold water after taking aphrodisiacs?
Shi Feixia said: "Then, who will take him into the cold water?"
The six eyes are opposite.
Layton waved his hands hastily and said, "I can't hold him."
Seeing Jin's gaze sweeping over, Shi Feixia also shook his head and said, "I can't stop him."
When King Kong was about to speak, he heard Hughes outside crying, "Jin..."
……
Jin looked at them helplessly, "I don't care about him."
Kim is out.Leaving Shi Feixia and Layton staring at each other.
Intermittent painful moans came from Small's throat, which made the two of them feel worse.
Shi Feixia snapped his fingers suddenly, "I have a solution."
Layton is still very confident about his head, "What way?"
Shi Feixia said with a sinister smile: "Hehe. This is a trick that guests often use against hotels. I never thought I would use it one day."
A loud fart suddenly appeared from Antonio's direction.
Shi Feixia, who was immersed in his obscene thoughts, was so scared that he almost dropped his flesh on the ground.
Small stood up and kept apologizing to Antonio. Antonio maintained his original posture, sitting in front of the fire and continuing to barbecue.His expression at this time could not be seen from his firm back, but judging from Smarr's extremely embarrassed face, it is estimated that the smell of this fart is directly proportional to the sound.
As soon as the fart sounded, Asha and Layton worked together to move the tent to a remote place.Jin ignored the tent and ran away with his head in his arms.Hughes disappeared, probably wandering around naked again.
Shi Feixia and Isfiel are the furthest away from Smarr, so they just symbolically covered their noses, then slowly moved to the front of the fire, and used Smarr's embarrassing stories to get close to Isfiel, "I didn't expect the elf prince to fart Huh? Funny."
Isfiel obviously didn't find it funny, "When you go in, you always come out."
go in?come out?
Immediately, a picture similar to a piston appeared in Shi Feixia's mind. Not long after, a warm current slid into his mouth again. The faint salty smell caused his body to quickly produce uncontrollable excitement, and he protested upwards against the restraint of his pants.
He quickly put his knees together and wrapped his arms around them, then peeked at Isfiel with his eyes.Seeing him looking at the book unconsciously, he was relieved immediately, picked up the kebab, and prepared to sprinkle pepper.
It's okay if you don't look at it, but when you look at it, his eyeballs almost pop out.
The meat on the skewers was burned into small pieces of black charcoal.
"How could this happen?" Shi Feixia was going crazy.
Isfiel said indifferently: "Next time you have a nosebleed, stay away from the fire."
……
So, when he thought of a certain scene just now, did he accidentally throw the meat skewer into the fire?
Shi Feixia was so sad that he threw the meat skewers into Xiaotanshan, and then looked at Jin eagerly.
Jin Zheng was looking for Hughes all over the world, but he couldn't take care of him for a while.
Shi Feixia took out the bottle of pepper powder from his pocket, and the tears in his heart flowed all over the floor.
Suddenly, Isfiel put down the book and reached out to pick up the iron fork.
Shi Feixia looked at him in surprise.
"What do you want to eat?" Isfiel pushed the basket in front of him.
Shi Feixia excitedly said: "Ah? Do you want to do it yourself? I want to eat this, this, this, and this, this, this..."
"..." Isfiel glanced around in the basket and asked again, "What don't you want to eat?"
Shi Feixia thought for a while, picked and picked in the basket for a long time, and reluctantly found a coriander, "This."
In view of his trust in such a powerful creature as an angel, Shi Feixia waited for the meal with confidence.
3 minutes later.Shi Feixia realized that trusting this thing will also encounter crisis.
Isfiel took off the burnt shrimp from the iron fork with a blank expression, put another one on it, and continued...
With such a calm demeanor, Shi Feixia swallowed all words of comfort and encouragement.
Three and 10 minutes later, the basket was almost emptied.
Shi Feixia had to admit that the Fallen Angel was worthy of being a Fallen Angel, and even the speed at which things were burnt was unmatched.
Isfiel took down the last corn, then stared indifferently at the only and last coriander in the basket.
The corner of Shi Feixia's mouth twitched, and then slowly said: "Actually, I also eat coriander."
So, the last coriander died like this, watched by Shi Feixia.
Smarr had already gone back and forth to the toilet three times because he was eating too much.
Although Layton was not yet like this, he went there once.Asha's stomach capacity is too large, and he is still filling it slowly.
Jin couldn't find Hughes, so he turned his loneliness into food, and tried his best to roast and eat, but if he didn't eat a portion, he would reserve one for Hughes.
After experiencing life, Isfiel continued to read.
The only person remaining, Shi Feixia, was drooling while looking at the reserved meat skewer, and approached slowly.
But before he got close to the meat skewers, Jin pulled him behind the tent and said in a low voice, "Is it done?"
Shi Feixia cried and shook his head slowly.
Jin stared at him for a long while, then said earnestly, "Take out one-third of your deceitful skills in matching others."
Shi Feixia said with a bitter face: "I've already turned on my horsepower."
"..." So, the one in front of him is, unfortunately, the legendary giant in theory, short in action?Jin sighed, "Let's sum up the reasons for your failure."
Shi Feixia explained it in simple language.
Jin dissatisfied: "What do you mean by mind-wandering? How can you be distracted at such a critical moment?"
"Uh, it's just..." Shi Feixia looked at the sky, "Let's look into the future."
Jin Chui said: "You may not be able to deal with the present, you will never have a future."
The atmosphere of the conversation suddenly became serious.
Smarr came over and was about to borrow pepper, but he couldn't help hesitating when he saw such a battle.
Without even turning his head, Jin asked, "What's the matter?"
Small rubbed his stomach that had been in and out several times, and showed a smile that he thought was very friendly, "Is there any pepper?"
Without thinking about it, Shi Feixia took out the bottle from his pocket and threw it over.
After Smarr caught it, he looked at them hesitantly.
Jin maintained his original posture and said, "Is there anything else?"
Smar said: "No, I just wanted to ask... are you okay?"
Jin and Feixia Shi were silent for a while, and then said in unison: "It's okay."
After Smarr left, Jin decided to use another way to motivate Feixia Shi.
"Do you have a girlfriend in the human world?"
Shi Feixia froze for a moment and said, "Why do you ask that?"
Jin Bubu pressed tightly: "Yes or not?"
"It used to be, but it didn't exist anymore." Shi Feixia sighed faintly.
Jin said: "Is she as good-looking as Isfiel?"
"This..." Although it was strange to put a man and a woman together to compare their appearance, Shi Feixia replied quickly, "No."
"Is she as powerful as Isfiel?"
……
If it is so powerful, it is not considered human, right?
Shi Feixia shook his head dripping with sweat.
"Does she have such a strong background as Isfiel?"
……
He doesn't even know if any human being has really seen God, let alone God's darling, Lucifer's beloved general?
Shi Feixia said awkwardly: "At least before I came to Noah's Ark, I have never seen her with wings growing on her back."
……
Jin paused, "One last question."
Seeing his serious face, Shi Feixia couldn't help becoming nervous.
"You have to answer me within a second."
"……why?"
"Because it's a rush to answer." Jin took out a skewer of kebabs and pointed at him, "This is a prize."
Shi Feixia swallowed hard.
Jin Dao: "Question."
Shi Feixia was engrossed.
"Do you like your girlfriend or Isfiel now?"
"Isfiel." Shi Feixia answered within half a second.
……
Half a second later, his brain was in a state of shock.
Jin patted him on the shoulder sympathetically, "People go to high places, but water flows to low places. It can't be your fault, but your original girlfriend's poor conditions."
……
His ex-girlfriend's conditions are too bad?
University department flower, Master of Laws, children of high-ranking cadres...
What is wrong with such conditions?What's wrong?
Shi Feixia beat the ground in grief and indignation.Why would he actually fall in love with another man, and a man who has wings, can fly around, and spends all day either in the swimming pool or in books?
"Ah oh."
A gasp brought the two of them back to reality.
Small's face was blushing, his right hand kept touching his neck back and forth, his left arm was entangled with Antonio, and his body kept getting closer to him.
"What happened to him?" Shi Feixia widened his eyes.
Jin frowned and said, "It looks like he took an aphrodisiac."
……
The two suddenly yelled at the same time: "Where's the pepper?" Four eyes turned to the bottle at Smar's feet.
"..."
"..."
Small's whole person has been hung on Antonio's body.
"The bottle seems to be empty." Jin spat out the whole sentence with difficulty.
"The bottle, it seems that I gave it to you." Shi Feixia said more difficultly.
"..."
Shi Feixia looked at Antonio who started to go berserk, and asked calmly, "Is there an antidote?"
Jin Dao: "I don't know. I didn't ask for the manual because it would be half cheaper without the manual."
Feixia Shi fully understands the mentality of saving if you can, "So, where did you buy it?"
"Layton's room."
Asha is still eating.
Layton was already packing up and going into the tent.
Since the front desk is a concrete floor, the ground nails cannot be inserted, so he invented a kind of strong adhesive to stick the four corners to the ground.Because it was very windy here at night, for safety reasons, he pasted several layers of adhesive back and forth.
After finally sticking it up, he was about to get into the tent when he was kicked on the buttocks and went straight in.
With his back to the tent, Shi Feixia smiled at Asha and said, "Is the meat delicious?"
"Delicious." Asa opened his mouth, minced meat splashed out along with his saliva.
Shi Feixia slowly wiped off the minced meat and water droplets on his face, and said with a smile: "Then, continue to eat, and must eat until Layton and I come out after chatting."
He turned and went into the tent, where Layton was getting up, looking at him in surprise. "What are you doing here?"
Shi Feixia said: "I have something to tell you."
Layton looked at him deeply for a long time, and said resolutely: "Although I have been seen by you once, you don't want to see it a second time!"
"..."
Fortunately, at this time Jin had already come in with Smarr in his arms.
Small's figure was obviously fixed, but from his heavy breathing, blushing cheeks, and the small tent in front of his crotch, he knew that the fixation technique had no effect on the aphrodisiac.
Layton was even more surprised, "Jin, you, you, you...are going to rape Small!"
Jin threw Smarr in front of him with black lines all over his head, "Shut up. If you talk nonsense and let Hughes hear the words that cause misunderstandings, I will castrate you!"
……
Layton immediately shut up.
Although Omedando hired him for so many years of friendship, for his younger brother, he should provide proper care.But if it is beyond the proper range, then there is nothing he can do.
Jin Dao: "Is there an antidote for this aphrodisiac?"
Layton said, "Yes, but it costs fifty gold coins."
Jin jumped up, "I only spent twenty gold coins on the aphrodisiac."
Layton said: "To do business is to take advantage of the fire."
gold:"……"
Layton waited patiently.
Jin silently took out fifty gold coins.
Layton put away the money, smiled openly and said, "Just take a shower with cold water."
……
Jin was surprised: "It's that simple?"
Layton said: "Aphrodisiacs only enhance sexual desire. Of course, it is best to recover with cold water. However, taking too much water will also hurt the body."
……
Who would be okay and always drink cold water after taking aphrodisiacs?
Shi Feixia said: "Then, who will take him into the cold water?"
The six eyes are opposite.
Layton waved his hands hastily and said, "I can't hold him."
Seeing Jin's gaze sweeping over, Shi Feixia also shook his head and said, "I can't stop him."
When King Kong was about to speak, he heard Hughes outside crying, "Jin..."
……
Jin looked at them helplessly, "I don't care about him."
Kim is out.Leaving Shi Feixia and Layton staring at each other.
Intermittent painful moans came from Small's throat, which made the two of them feel worse.
Shi Feixia snapped his fingers suddenly, "I have a solution."
Layton is still very confident about his head, "What way?"
Shi Feixia said with a sinister smile: "Hehe. This is a trick that guests often use against hotels. I never thought I would use it one day."
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