Spirit Hotel

Dia is getting closer.

Jin and Shi Feixia are ready for battle.

The figures of the three people slowly intersected and then opened slowly.

Shi Feixia regained his composure, but when he turned his head, he saw that Jin also had a relieved expression, "You and Di Ya..."

"What?" Jin turned his head, his face full of warning.

Shi Feixia smirked, "Are you two old lovers?"

Jin was shocked, "How do you know?"

……

Shi Feixia said dully: "I just said it casually."

Jin lifted his collar and suddenly jumped from the second floor.

With the previous experience, Shi Feixia adapted well this time.After he landed, he straightened his collar smoothly, then turned around and left.

"Hey, where are you going?" Jin stood in front of him nervously.

Shi Feixia opened his mouth exaggeratedly, and sang loudly: "Shit...shit..."

……

Jin subconsciously covered his nose and said, "You disgusting human being, how could you do such a disgusting thing!"

Shi Feixia said unhappily, "I'm shitting, not eating shit? What a disgusting fart."

Jin stared at him in disgust, "How can you keep saying such words all day long?"

"I only hung up for 2 minutes. Besides," Shi Feixia paused, with a hint of resentment in his tone, "If you hadn't held my collar and jumped up and down, which made me agitated and my stomach motility intensified, how could I suddenly want to go to bed?" bathroom?"

Jin looked at him hesitantly, as if weighing the truth of what he said.

Shi Feixia turned around, lifted his buttocks and said, "If you don't believe me, I can fart for you to smell first."

"Hurry up!" Jin almost kicked his feet to see him off.

Shi Feixia nodded and trotted back to the room.There is no way, if you run too hard, you will knock down the inventory in your stomach.

Going to the bathroom is a rush.

This can be seen from the fact that countless generations have reformed the "three diseases of human beings" said by Confucius - arrogance, restraint and ignorance into the "three diseases" - urgent farting, urgent urination and urgent stool. How much attention is paid to the resolution of this demand.

Shi Feixia put on his pants, washed his hands, and came out of the room contentedly.

Kim was sitting cross-legged on his bed.

"Why are you here?" Shi Feixia was taken aback.

Jin said: "When you woke up in the middle of the night, you were much calmer than now."

Shi Feixia said in a 'confused' way: "Which time?"

It's really watertight.

Jin objected in his heart.But now is not the time to dig up old scores, he has more important things to talk about. "Forget it, let's talk about the problem at hand."

Shi Feixia wondered: "What is the present and future between me and you?"

"If you don't solve the problem in front of you, you will have no future at all." Jin's gloomy teeth were exposed again.

Shi Feixia jumped up, hugged the wardrobe and shivered, "It's so scary! It's so scary! It scared me to death..."

……

Jin roared: "Put away your disguise and speak to me!"

Shi Feixia let go of the closet, stood up again, coughed dryly and said, "I just think that every time you show your teeth, you don't care. I'm really sorry for its automatic retraction function."

Jin said: "Do you want your brain to have this function?"

Shi Feixia said: "How many times can it be used?"

Jin said coldly: "One time. Use it up and scrap it."

"Forget it. We want to be environmentally friendly."

Jin bit his finger and thought for a while, "What did I want to say just now?"

Shi Feixia quickly reminded: "The telescopic function of the head."

"No, I mean before..." He raised his head slowly as if remembering something, and looked at Shi Feixia with a gloomy coldness.

Shi Feixia said: "I am the only human in Noah's Ark."

"Ah."

"So I'm important, I can't die."

Jin raised his eyebrows and said, "It depends on whether you are worthy or not."

……

Shi Feixia sighed: "You and Dia were once lovers, Hughes must not know?"

The chill in Jin's eyes suddenly turned into two streams of autumn water, looking at him pitifully.

Shi Feixia shook the goosebumps on his arms, "Could it be that you are in two boats?" If this is the case, then he must tell Hughes.Absolutely can't let this pervert in vampire's skin be so proud.

Jin suddenly stood up from the bed, brushed his hair lightly, and said, "As a noble blood, how could I do something that hurt my beloved lover?"

"Then what are you afraid of?"

A suspicious blush appeared on Jin's face, "It's just as noble as me, and occasionally tells some harmless lies."

Shi Feixia said: "For example?"

Jin dejectedly said: "I told Hughes that I was still a virgin before dating him."

……

Shi Feixia opened his mouth wide, just about to laugh loudly.

Then I heard Jin Yin say: "If you dare to make fun of me, I will cut your throat."

"Yawn!" Feixia Shi sneezed loudly, then stood up solemnly, "Does Hughes believe it?"

"What happened with Diya happened before Hughes came. It lasted for three days." Jin stretched out three fingers, "Only Isfiel knows."

Three days of romance.

A cluster of small flames suddenly appeared in Shi Feixia's mind, and he was slapped!

Shoot dead.

"So," Jin Zhanlan's eyes fixed on him, "you should be very clear about what I'm going to say next, right?"

Shi Feixia said: "Threats, lures."

"uh-huh."

Shi Feixia said: "Do you know my name?"

"Shi Feixia."

"This name was given to me by my father. He was deeply infatuated with martial arts, and he caught up with the hit Superman, so my name is Shi Feixia." Thinking of his old parents at home, Shi Feixia's emotions are completely up, "He always hoped that I Be able to behave in a dignified way. Occasionally, when encountering injustice, you will draw your sword to help, and occasionally eliminate violence and bring peace to the good..."

Kim looked bewildered.

"It's a pity that I failed his expectations and was not admitted to the police."

Jin Dao: "What does this have to do with keeping secrets for me?"

……

"Actually, it doesn't matter." Shi Feixia said with a smile, "I just feel like talking."

"..."

Jin said: "Hmph. If you let me know that Hughes found out about this, you..."

Shi Feixia said: "The one who will leak is not necessarily me, it may also be Di Ya."

"He'd love to bury it in the core of the earth." Speaking of which, King felt hurt. "He said these were the most dishonorable years of his life."

Shi Feixia said sincerely: "Actually, I think you should persuade Hughes to reconsider the relationship with you."

Jin's eyes flicked over.

Scary blue.

Shi Feixia hurriedly said: "Of course, I should keep my mouth shut, and I will definitely keep my mouth shut." Anyway, it's not a big deal.Who doesn't have a past?

Jin slowly said: "Flying Xia."

Shi Feixia trembled and said: "Don't, don't call me so affectionate. I'm cold."

Jin leaned against him suddenly, smiled slightly and said, "What do you think of my proposal just now?"

"Didn't I already promise?"

"I'm not talking about that, I'm talking about you and Dia."

……

Shi Feixia looked at him expressionlessly, "What's the matter between me and Di Ya? It's obviously about you and him."

Jin suddenly put his arms around his shoulders, "Hehe, I have been working in the hotel for such a long time, and I have met so many human beings, and you are the most special one."

"Is that a compliment?"

"No, it's a statement."

"Uh, then you go on."

Jin said: "The human beings in the past, as long as I showed my teeth, they would be scared."

……

Shi Feixia said: "What do you mean by everything?"

Jin took it for granted: "Just agree to all of them."

Shi Feixia said: "Oh. That's not how our everything is ready."

Jin said: "You guys are really outdated."

……

Shi Feixia apologized: "Improved next time."

Jin said: "What did I just say?"

"Everything is available."

"One more sentence."

"I'm the most special human being you've ever met."

"Yeah." Jin smiled and said, "That's why I decided to fulfill you and Dia."

It's really high-sounding.Shi Feixia glanced at him sideways, "Is this optional?"

"No, it's mandatory."

"Then you continue."

Jin said: "Believe me, you won't regret being with Dia."

Shi Feixia said: "Then why did you break up?"

Jin whispered in embarrassment: "Because he regretted it."

……

Shi Feixia said earnestly: "Actually, I'm really not gay."

Jin pondered for a while, then said, "Do you think Di Ya is pretty?"

"I think beauty is a very broad concept, it's usually..."

Jin Dao: "True or false."

Shi Feixia replied subconsciously: "Yes."

"That's right." Jin said with a bad smile, "Human beings have always judged men and women based on superficial appearance. But Dia obviously broke through this boundary. So you don't have to use homosexuality as an excuse."

Shi Feixia said: "Don't vampires judge men and women by appearance?"

Jin Dao: "Of course the great blood race doesn't look at the superficial appearance, we look at the deep appearance."

……

Shi Feixia secretly pointed his middle finger.

"Actually," he paused, "I just thought today that Hughes is also very beautiful. Even more beautiful than Dia."

……

Jin flicked his blond hair, pointed at the door and shouted angrily: "You, immediately go after Dia! If you fail, you are not allowed to shit!"

Shi Feixia walked out slowly, and muttered in a proper voice: "Noble blood, since when did your mouth start to hang shit?"

"..."

Coming out of his room, Shi Feixia looked at his watch, it was time for dinner.

The restaurant is the busiest at this time.

Several guests came down to eat.

Shi Feixia greeted them one by one, standing seven or eight meters away.

Looking around, he chose the position next to the dwarf Layton.

Although apart from Hughes, he has the best relationship with Asha.But his saliva is really unflattering, especially when eating.

Layton whispered: "You asked Isfiel for a long salary?"

Shi Feixia said in astonishment: "How do you know?"

"I heard it while experimenting with the newly invented domino receiver."

Shi Feixia asked: "What does it have to do with dominoes?"

"It doesn't matter."

"Oh."

"That's not the point. The point is that you actually asked Isfiel for a salary increase."

Shi Feixia said: "I failed."

"I'm not concerned about the results." Layton whispered, "Since Noah's Ark existed, it has never had a long salary."

Shi Feixia said: "So?"

"So you actually did it." Layton repeated again, "You actually asked Isfiel for a raise!"

……

Shi Feixia supported his aching head.Now he would rather add a few drops of Asha's saliva to his dinner plate, at least he could still eat it with his teeth gritted.