The eldest princess is so annoying!

Xiao Lezi followed Yang Hao, feeling very worried, "Your Majesty, if we sneak out of the palace, if His Highness finds out, then..."

Yang Hao waved his hand, and said fearlessly: "If you don't tell me, who will know? I'm just going to see the future daughter-in-law of the imperial sister, and I'm not going to do anything about it!"

Xiao Lezi looked at Yang Hao in front of him, and saw him walking with his neck shrunk, his two eyeballs constantly circling around. If he looked like this, if he said he wasn't doing something stealthy, then someone had to believe it!

"Your Majesty, we can come back in the daytime. In the middle of the night, the son-in-law may have already rested." Besides, there is a difference between men and women, even if Mu Xu is His Highness's future son-in-law, she is still a woman!

Yang Hao thought about it, it really is true, today he wanted to come to see this future consort earlier, although he sent someone to check on Mu Xu's details, but he has never seen her, but before she left the Qing Palace, he had to Sister Zhihuang took Mu Xu to the Cai Mansion.

Although he and Sister Huang are both students of Cai Qifeng, Sister Huang is even more fond of the teacher. Back then, Sister Huang and Mrs. Cai were arguing, so the teacher reluctantly accepted him as a student. When he was young, he was a bit naughty, and he often suffered from the teacher. Training, since he made the marriage decree, the teacher has given him a lot of embarrassment. He is not a fool, how could he hit the muzzle of the gun?

Besides, if he went with him, the teacher might beg him to take back his life. Just at this time, Prime Minister Zuo came and spent some time with him. When he finished his work, it would be late at night.

It's almost at the door of Mu Xu's house, he can't go back, Yang Hao waved his hand and said: "Xiao Lezi, you don't understand this, as the saying goes, the night is dark and windy..."

Xiao Lezi reminded after hearing the words: "Your Majesty, we can't say such rough words!"

Yang Hao turned around and reprimanded: "Presumptuous! Whatever I say is what I say, you little eunuch dare to teach me a lesson, believe it or not, I punish you for copying scriptures?"

Since His Majesty asked His Majesty to copy the scriptures, His Majesty punished anyone who copied the scriptures because he didn't like it, but they exhausted their servants.

Xiao Lezi quickly knelt down and said, "Oh, I know I was wrong, Your Majesty must not punish you!"

"One hundred volumes!"

Xiao Lezi's hands are still trembling now, if he copies a hundred more copies, his hands will be useless sooner or later!

Xiao Lezi hugged Yang Hao's thigh, and said in a crying voice: "Your Majesty, you should spare this slave, I know I was wrong, and I will never dare again..."

Yang Hao patted Xiao Lezi's hand with a paper fan, "Get up, let go, let go!"

No matter how Ren Yang Hao knocked or talked, Xiao Lezi didn't let go, but hugged him tighter and tighter, "Your servant is wrong, let me spare you this time..."

The little brother who was doing the watch was standing at the corner, staring at the front dumbfounded. He was just doing the watch for his father who was sick in bed, and he saw such a scene!

Due to the lack of sight, the little brother could only see Yang Hao's back. One of them knelt in front of Yang Hao, hugging his thigh.

Although there are men in Canglan Kingdom who like Longyang from the beginning to the present, they definitely will not be so open. Even if the lights are dark now, how can they be in this undisguised place... just wait for it. thing!

The little brother was just about to take a detour, but the clapper in his hand fell on the gong.

"Boom-"

Yang Hao and Xiao Lezi turned their heads at the same time when they heard the sound, and their eyes fell on the little brother.

The little brother stopped in his tracks, as if he had been tapped, and fixed there. He was just here to beat the watch, so it's not a good thing to intentionally break someone!

The little brother turned around and tried to squeeze out a smile that was uglier than crying, "Master, the younger one is passing by, and the younger one didn't see anything! Master continue!"

continue?What to continue?

Yang Hao looked down at Xiao Lezi who was still hugging him, this... and thinking about what the little brother said, he pulled Xiao Lezi's hand away, lifted his foot, and kicked him far away.

"Ouch—" Xiao Lezi touched his sore buttocks.

Yang Hao approached the little brother, he smiled, "Little brother, don't get me wrong!"

Yang Hao thought his smile was kind, but in the eyes of his little brother, it was extremely lewd.

The little brother shook his head desperately, no, no, he didn't misunderstand, but don't get so close to him! ! !

Although he is thin and weak, he has absolutely no thought for men. He is the only seedling in his family, and he still wants to marry a wife and live a good life!

"Little brother, I..."

Before Yang Hao finished speaking, the little brother ran away in fright. Although this young man looks like a dog, he still wants to invite him to do such a stupid thing together!

“…”

Yang Hao flicked the paper fan and walked up to Xiao Lezi, just as Xiao Lezi was about to get up, Yang Hao kicked his foot, "Five hundred volumes!"

The grievance in Xiao Lezi's heart, "Hey...Your Majesty..."

Obviously he was the one who was misunderstood, but Xiao Lezi was wronged, "Six hundred volumes!"

Xiao Lezi blinked and blinked, "Hey... The slave is wrong..."

Yang Hao pointed at Xiao Lezi with a paper fan, gritted his teeth and said, "One thousand copies!!! Copy it for me as soon as I get back to the palace!!!"

Xiao Lezi quickly covered her mouth, and looked at Yang Hao wanting to cry without tears, hoping that he would take his life back, but Yang Hao flung his sleeves and left.

When he arrived at Mu Xu's residence, Yang Hao pushed the door, but he didn't push it, maybe it was locked. This folk is not like a palace.

Just when Yang Hao was thinking about what to do, Xiao Lezi's voice came, "Your Majesty, this servant just took a look. The wall here is the shortest. Your Majesty can turn over as long as you step on your servant's back."

Yang Hao said with a smile: "Xiao Lezi, you are still clever!" Seeing Xiao Lezi looking at him all the time, this thought is self-evident, "You slave, I will spare you five hundred books."

Xiao Lezi was overjoyed, although it wasn't completely exempted, at least half of it was exempted, "Slave, thank you Lord Long En!"

Xiao Lezi lowered his body a bit to make it easier for Yang Hao to step on, but after waiting for a while, he couldn't feel Yang Hao's footfall.

Yang Hao hesitated, how decent is it to climb over the wall of the girl's house?Is it what a gentleman does?

He didn't even do this kind of thing when he was young!

After all, Xiao Lezi has served Yang Hao for ten years, so how could he not know Yang Hao's thoughts, "Your Majesty, we are not going to steal, but to visit the son-in-law. If we knock on the door now, we will disturb others. When the time comes, the son-in-law Even if you have ten mouths, you can't tell. It's good to climb over the wall. It's invisible, and it won't cause trouble to the son-in-law. If your majesty is afraid that your majesty will know, as long as your majesty speaks, who will dare to tell your majesty what happened tonight? ?”

Yang Hao was overjoyed. Although this little fun is usually only flattering, it can be useful at critical times, "I will spare you another four hundred volumes!"

The beauty in Xiao Lezi's heart, if he flatters her ass before returning to the palace, she might be exempted from this punishment, "Being able to share the worries of His Majesty is a blessing that I have earned in my previous life!"

Yang Hao stepped on Xiao Lezi's back and turned over. Just as he stood firm, Xiao Lezi said: "Your Majesty, please open that door."

Yang Hao understood, "Hey! You bastard!"

Xiao Lezi laughed and said: "Xiao Lezi also wants to open the door for His Majesty, but Xiao Lezi is not tall enough to turn over, which makes Xiao Lezi step on His Majesty, even if Xiao Lezi borrows 1 courage, Xiao Lezi will not dare! "

This master climbed over the wall, what wall did he climb over?

"Heh, it's reasonable for you, a little slave, okay, I'll open it for you!"

Yang Hao opened the door, and Xiao Lezi walked in with a smile, "Your Majesty, the servant is here to close the door."

Yang Hao looked at Xiao Lezi, he took a step back, and when Xiao Lezi turned to close the door, he kicked Xiao Lezi's ass hard.

How did Xiao Lezi know that Yang Hao would kick him, one of them lost his footing and bumped into the door.

"boom--"

"Hey...well..." Yang Hao quickly covered Xiao Lezi's mouth, and said in a low voice, "Shut up for me!"

Xiao Lezi nodded, and the two looked at the room vigilantly.

Mu Xu stopped what he was doing, the green bamboo and the peach blossoms had already rested, even if he woke up at night, he would speak first, that's definitely not the case, could it be that there are thieves?

"Meow~meow~meow~"

Mu Xu breathed a sigh of relief when he heard the sound of a cat meowing, and put the scissors back.

No one came out for a long time, Xiao Lezi whispered: "Your Majesty, the servant really thought it was a cat when you barked just now!"

Yang Hao patted Xiao Lezi on the head with a paper fan, "Don't flatter me! Be careful, if I recruit someone later, be careful, I will reward you!"

"Yes, the servant obeys the order!"

"You go there, I go there, and then meet in front of the candle-lit door. There are only three rooms, and it won't take much effort to find them one by one."

"Yes, Your Majesty!"

After searching for a while, they found that one of them was a kitchen, and two people were sleeping in the other room. It seemed that only the room with the burning candle was the room where Mu Xu lived.

The two groped to the front of Mu Xu's door. Just as they were about to knock on the door, Yang Hao hesitated again. He pulled Xiao Lezi and asked in a low voice, "You said this son-in-law doesn't rest in the middle of the night, what is she doing?"

How could this little fun know, anyway, it would definitely not be climbing someone's wall in the middle of the night like His Majesty, "Maybe the son-in-law is reading a book?"

Yang Hao nodded. This is not unreasonable. Since Mu Xu is his wife, it is not wrong to read more books, "That is really hard work!"

Mu Xu's hands trembled slightly. She looked at the two shadows outside the door. Judging from their body shape, they must be men!

Mu Xu tremblingly picked up the scissors. The two thieves were muttering about something. Although she often heard that the flower-picker who visited the boudoir at night raped the woman and then killed her, but that was also in Suzhou. Unexpectedly, In Chang'an City, there are such thieves, this is at the feet of the emperor!

Mu Xu took a few deep breaths to embolden herself, and walked towards the door. When she squatted by the door, she was already covered in cold sweat.

But Mu Xu looked at the scissors in her hand. If she stabbed someone to death, she would be imprisoned at the very least. No, you can't use scissors!

She doesn't need scissors, so what should she use?

Mu Xu looked around and finally found something. She picked up the pestle next to her.

Mu Xu tightly held the hand that pounded the clothes and pestle, and kept comforting herself in her heart, don't be afraid, this thing will knock the thief unconscious! ! !

"Knock Knock-"

Yang Hao knocked on the door, but no one opened for a long time, he knocked again, still no one opened.

Yang Hao stroked his chin with a solemn expression. He didn't open the door and didn't make a sound. Could it be that he wasn't here?

But it's already midnight!

If she was not in the house, where did she go?What is the purpose of lighting this candle?

It can't be... Well, to steal someone behind her imperial sister's back!

Today he wants to see if she is in this room!

Yang Hao stretched out his hand and pushed it. Just as he pushed the door open, he didn't wait for him to see the inside of the room when he swung a pestle in front of him...